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Really, some articles go a little further than you'd expect. Several overlap with [[Complete Monster]].
* "[https://web.archive.org/web/20100314110222/http://www.theonion.com/content/news/blood_blood_everywhere Blood...Blood Everywhere]".
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/cdc-officials-announce-free-ice-cream-for-everyone,17611/ CDC Officials Announce Free Ice Cream For Everyone, Delicious Tasty Ice Cream, And Also There Is An Ebola Outbreak]". [[Body Horror]] and [[Gorn]] are the least you can say about it.
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/children-of-all-ages-delighted-by-enslavement-of-t,17534/ Children Of All Ages Delighted By Enslavement Of Topsy The Elephant]". Also [[And I Must Scream]].
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/if-its-any-consolation-your-daughter-probably-died,11143/ If It's Any Consolation, Your Daughter Probably Died Almost Immediately Of Sheer Terror]". Uh, you probably shouldn't read that one. Unless, you know, you didn't plan on sleeping tonight or anything like that.
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/interim-apple-chief-under-fire-after-unveiling-gro,19111/ Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook]". When they said "grotesque", they weren't fucking around.
* "[https://web.archive.org/web/20100307015418/http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kidnapped_boy_found_safe_imagines Kidnapped Boy Found Safe, Imagines Kidnapped Boy]". ''Jeez.''
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/mother-teresa-sent-to-hell-in-wacky-afterlife-mixu,973/ Mother Teresa Sent To Hell In Wacky Afterlife Mix-Up]".
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/ Neverland Ranch Investigators Discovers Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson]".
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* "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVuTufXPxZY Should We Do More To Reduce Violence In Our Dreams?]"
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/there-was-definitely-a-point-during-that-stoning-w,18165/ There Was Definitely A Point During That Stoning Where We All Thought, 'Is This Weird?']"
* "[https://web.archive.org/web/20100315055801/http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck]", specifically the description of the victim's death. Don't read it if you want to sleep tonight.
* "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/abusive-father-cant-wait-to-see-the-art-hes-inspir,27192/ Abusive Father Can't Wait To See The Art He's Inspiring His Kids To Create]"
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