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* [[Get a Load of That Square]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38778 Area Father Must Have Read Some Drug-Slang Brochure Or Something]". |
* [[Get a Load of That Square]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38778 Area Father Must Have Read Some Drug-Slang Brochure Or Something]". |
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* [[The Ghost]]: Clifford Banes, the [[Informed Ability|supposed host]] of ''In The Know''. The various reasons given are Troperiffic: |
* [[The Ghost]]: Clifford Banes, the [[Informed Ability|supposed host]] of ''In The Know''. The various reasons given are Troperiffic: |
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{{quote|"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who has been accidentally [[Unperson|erased]]." |
{{quote|"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who has been accidentally [[Unperson|erased]]." |
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"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who is battling his nemesis to the death on top of a [[Evil Tower of Ominousness|clock tower]]." |
"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who is battling his nemesis to the death on top of a [[Evil Tower of Ominousness|clock tower]]." |
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"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who is regaling the interns with [[The Storyteller|tales of his days at sea]]." |
"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who is regaling the interns with [[The Storyteller|tales of his days at sea]]." |
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"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who [[Jumped Off the Slippery Slope|messed with the wrong people and got involved in some]] [[Sophisticated As Hell|serious shit]]." |
"I'm sitting in for Clifford Banes, who [[Jumped Off the Slippery Slope|messed with the wrong people and got involved in some]] [[Sophisticated As Hell|serious shit]]." |
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"[[Blatant Lies|I'm Clifford Banes]], wearing a perfect latex Juliana McKannis mask." }} |
"[[Blatant Lies|I'm Clifford Banes]], wearing a perfect latex Juliana McKannis mask." }} |
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* [[Giant Enemy Crab]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/content/video/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawed?utm_source=a-section Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat]". |
* [[Giant Enemy Crab]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/content/video/experts_agree_giant_razor_clawed?utm_source=a-section Experts Agree Giant, Razor-Clawed Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat]". |