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=== Celia ===
=== Celia ===


{{quote| ''"I just don't understand all the violence. I'll admit that I got caught up in the thrill of it all a few times, but I just can't stomach the idea of willfully deciding to end someone's life.''"}}
{{quote|''"I just don't understand all the violence. I'll admit that I got caught up in the thrill of it all a few times, but I just can't stomach the idea of willfully deciding to end someone's life.''"}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Sylph<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Sylph
'''Gender:''' Female<br />
'''Gender:''' Female
'''Class:''' Sorcerer<br />
'''Class:''' Sorcerer
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}


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* [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]
* [[Bunny Ears Lawyer]]
* [[Distressed Damsel]]: [[Lampshaded]] by Roy.
* [[Distressed Damsel]]: [[Lampshaded]] by Roy.
{{quote| '''Roy:''' Ah, there's my damsel. In distress. As is quickly becoming standard.}}
{{quote|'''Roy:''' Ah, there's my damsel. In distress. As is quickly becoming standard.}}
* [[Fairy Sexy]]
* [[Fairy Sexy]]
* [[Fish Out of Water]]: She's not familiar with how the Prime Material Plane or its inhabitants operate.
* [[Fish Out of Water]]: She's not familiar with how the Prime Material Plane or its inhabitants operate.
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=== Eugene Greenhilt ===
=== Eugene Greenhilt ===


{{quote| ''"I'll have you know that I was named Best Illusionist of the Year three times by the Wizzie Awards by the time I was your age."''}}
{{quote|''"I'll have you know that I was named Best Illusionist of the Year three times by the Wizzie Awards by the time I was your age."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)
'''Gender:''' Male<br />
'''Gender:''' Male
'''Class:''' Wizard (illusionist)<br />
'''Class:''' Wizard (illusionist)
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] (at time of death <ref> He is currently waiting for a member of his family to fulfill the [[Blood Oath]] he called years ago to slay Xykon; until that time, he is stuck in a limbo-like plane of existence where the deceased go to see whic afterlife they are suited for- based on Roy's judgement, it is implied that he is not really [[Lawful Good]], or rather that he has failed to live up to the responsibilities of his alignment, and had not truly been [[Lawful Good]] for several years. However, until the Blood Oath is fulfilled, his alignment and afterlife cannot be ascertained</ref>) }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] (at time of death <ref> He is currently waiting for a member of his family to fulfill the [[Blood Oath]] he called years ago to slay Xykon; until that time, he is stuck in a limbo-like plane of existence where the deceased go to see whic afterlife they are suited for- based on Roy's judgement, it is implied that he is not really [[Lawful Good]], or rather that he has failed to live up to the responsibilities of his alignment, and had not truly been [[Lawful Good]] for several years. However, until the Blood Oath is fulfilled, his alignment and afterlife cannot be ascertained</ref>) }}


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=== Julia Greenhilt ===
=== Julia Greenhilt ===


{{quote| ''"I can feel my Coolness Factor dropping just by being in the same room as these dorks."''}}
{{quote|''"I can feel my Coolness Factor dropping just by being in the same room as these dorks."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Human<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Human
'''Gender:''' Female<br />
'''Gender:''' Female
'''Class:''' Wizard<br />
'''Class:''' Wizard
'''Alignment:''' [[True Neutral]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[True Neutral]] }}


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=== Sara Greenhilt ===
=== Sara Greenhilt ===


{{quote| ''"This is the afterlife, Roy, honey. We all appear as our ideal version of ourselves, and I guess I never stopped thinking of myself as the 19-year-old looker who had never even heard the name 'Eugene Greenhilt'."''}}
{{quote|''"This is the afterlife, Roy, honey. We all appear as our ideal version of ourselves, and I guess I never stopped thinking of myself as the 19-year-old looker who had never even heard the name 'Eugene Greenhilt'."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)
'''Gender:''' Female<br />
'''Gender:''' Female
'''Class:''' Unknown<br />
'''Class:''' Unknown
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}


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=== Eric Greenhilt ===
=== Eric Greenhilt ===


{{quote| ''"hi roy! wanna play blocks with me?"''}}
{{quote|''"hi roy! wanna play blocks with me?"''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)
'''Gender:''' Male<br />
'''Gender:''' Male
'''Class:''' None (Roy suspects he might have become a bard had he lived long enough)<br />
'''Class:''' None (Roy suspects he might have become a bard had he lived long enough)
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}


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=== Horace Greenhilt ===
=== Horace Greenhilt ===


{{quote| ''"I was long in my grave before either of you were more than a gleam in my boy Eugene's eye."''}}
{{quote|''"I was long in my grave before either of you were more than a gleam in my boy Eugene's eye."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Ghost (formerly human)
'''Gender:''' Male<br />
'''Gender:''' Male
'''Class:''' Fighter<br />
'''Class:''' Fighter
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}


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=== The Oracle ===
=== The Oracle ===


{{quote| ''"Geez, I can peer into the murky depths of the future, and yet I always seem to get interrupted during bath time."''}}
{{quote|''"Geez, I can peer into the murky depths of the future, and yet I always seem to get interrupted during bath time."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Kobold<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Kobold
'''Gender:''' Male<br />
'''Gender:''' Male
'''Class:''' Expert<br />
'''Class:''' Expert
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Neutral]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Neutral]] }}


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* [[Deadpan Snarker]]
* [[Deadpan Snarker]]
* [[Death Is Cheap]]: But painful.
* [[Death Is Cheap]]: But painful.
{{quote| '''Oracle:''' I think the halfling ''dulls his blades'' just to make it hurt more.}}
{{quote|'''Oracle:''' I think the halfling ''dulls his blades'' just to make it hurt more.}}
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Everyone Calls Him Oracle]]
* [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|Everyone Calls Him Oracle]]
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: "You mammals are disgusting..."
* [[Fantastic Racism]]: "You mammals are disgusting..."
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* [[Lizard Folk]]
* [[Lizard Folk]]
* [[Mathematician's Answer]]: The Oracle's answers can be extremely literal, apparently deliberately. He gives one to Belkar, to the halfing's disgust. Roy is [[Genre Savvy]] enough to have a specifically-worded question prepared, to prevent the Oracle from doing this.
* [[Mathematician's Answer]]: The Oracle's answers can be extremely literal, apparently deliberately. He gives one to Belkar, to the halfing's disgust. Roy is [[Genre Savvy]] enough to have a specifically-worded question prepared, to prevent the Oracle from doing this.
{{quote| '''Oracle:''' Hey, "in his throne room," was a perfectly legitimate answer to the question "Where is Xykon?" }}
{{quote|'''Oracle:''' Hey, "in his throne room," was a perfectly legitimate answer to the question "Where is Xykon?" }}
* [[Medium Awareness]]: Higher than any other characters in the comic, which is saying something.
* [[Medium Awareness]]: Higher than any other characters in the comic, which is saying something.
* [[Omniglot]]: A special case. He could tell what Haley was saying despite the [[Cypher Language]] because he can look into the future when the translations are included.
* [[Omniglot]]: A special case. He could tell what Haley was saying despite the [[Cypher Language]] because he can look into the future when the translations are included.
* [[Power Floats]]: During the oracular trance.
* [[Power Floats]]: During the oracular trance.
* [[Revenge]]: The town of LickMyOrangeBallsHalfling. Founded: Last week. Population: Just Enough.
* [[Revenge]]: The town of LickMyOrangeBallsHalfling. Founded: Last week. Population: Just Enough.
{{quote| [[Funny Moments|"Go ahead, give them a good once-over!"]]}}
{{quote|[[Funny Moments|"Go ahead, give them a good once-over!"]]}}
* [[Seers]]
* [[Seers]]
* [[Self-Fulfilling Prophecy]]
* [[Self-Fulfilling Prophecy]]
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=== Qarr ===
=== Qarr ===


{{quote| ''"See, the first lesson of being 18-inches tall is: Find someone more powerful than you are, and glue your lips to their ass."''}}
{{quote|''"See, the first lesson of being 18-inches tall is: Find someone more powerful than you are, and glue your lips to their ass."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Imp<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Imp
'''Gender:''' None<br />
'''Gender:''' None
'''Class:''' Sorcerer<br />
'''Class:''' Sorcerer
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Evil]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Evil]] }}


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=== Julio Scoundrél ===
=== Julio Scoundrél ===


{{quote| ''"So, now's probably a good time to mention that I'm a wanted criminal in Azure City. I admit to nothing, but I have it on good authority that there are several attractive young heiresses in this town that are quite shamefully lax in securing their most valuable jewelry."''}}
{{quote|''"So, now's probably a good time to mention that I'm a wanted criminal in Azure City. I admit to nothing, but I have it on good authority that there are several attractive young heiresses in this town that are quite shamefully lax in securing their most valuable jewelry."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Human<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Human
'''Gender:''' Male<br />
'''Gender:''' Male
'''Class:''' Dashing Swordsman<br />
'''Class:''' Dashing Swordsman
'''Alignment:''' [[Chaotic Good]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Chaotic Good]] }}
<!-- %% Please stop edit-warring over this alignment. He is the poster-boy for the Loveable Rogue, thus certainly intended to be chaotic good by the author. And stealing is a chaotic act, not an evil act, especially since he clearly implied nobody was hurt. Or else Haley would be Chaotic Evil already. -->
<!-- %% Please stop edit-warring over this alignment. He is the poster-boy for the Loveable Rogue, thus certainly intended to be chaotic good by the author. And stealing is a chaotic act, not an evil act, especially since he clearly implied nobody was hurt. Or else Haley would be Chaotic Evil already. -->
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* [[Mentors]]
* [[Mentors]]
* [[Mentor Occupational Hazard]]: He's [[Genre Savvy]] enough to try to avoid this.
* [[Mentor Occupational Hazard]]: He's [[Genre Savvy]] enough to try to avoid this.
{{quote| '''Julio:''' Well, as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge -- so don't take it personally if I say that I sincerely hope we never cross paths again.}}
{{quote|'''Julio:''' Well, as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge -- so don't take it personally if I say that I sincerely hope we never cross paths again.}}
* [[The Obi-Wan]]: His role in the story, though as a character he's basically Han.
* [[The Obi-Wan]]: His role in the story, though as a character he's basically Han.
* [[Prestige Class]]: Dashing Swordman
* [[Prestige Class]]: Dashing Swordman
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=== Inkyrius ===
=== Inkyrius ===


{{quote| ''"I am sure it will be well-received when your Other Parent finishes mastering the way of magic and comes home. Now go wash up, both of you. Lunch is ready."''}}
{{quote|''"I am sure it will be well-received when your Other Parent finishes mastering the way of magic and comes home. Now go wash up, both of you. Lunch is ready."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Elf<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Elf
'''Gender:''' Unknown<br />
'''Gender:''' Unknown
'''Class:''' Unknown (probably Commoner or Expert)<br />
'''Class:''' Unknown (probably Commoner or Expert)
'''Alignment:''' Unknown }}
'''Alignment:''' Unknown }}


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=== Team Peregrine ===
=== Team Peregrine ===


{{quote| ''"Team Peregrine to Elven Command: covert insertion succesful. Will penetrate Cloistered territory on foot and rendezvous with designee 'Thanh' to coordinate further insertions. Liberation: commencing."''}}
{{quote|''"Team Peregrine to Elven Command: covert insertion succesful. Will penetrate Cloistered territory on foot and rendezvous with designee 'Thanh' to coordinate further insertions. Liberation: commencing."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Elves<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Elves
'''Gender:''' Varies<br />
'''Gender:''' Varies
'''Class:''' Varies<br />
'''Class:''' Varies
'''Alignment:''' Unknown }}
'''Alignment:''' Unknown }}


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=== The Lawyers ===
=== The Lawyers ===


{{quote| ''"Get back! I have a restraining order and I'm not afraid to use it!"''}}
{{quote|''"Get back! I have a restraining order and I'm not afraid to use it!"''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Humans<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Humans
'''Gender:''' Male<br />
'''Gender:''' Male
'''Class:''' n/a<br />
'''Class:''' n/a
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Neutral]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Neutral]] }}


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* [[The Comically Serious]]: Jones
* [[The Comically Serious]]: Jones
* [[Cuteness Proximity]]:
* [[Cuteness Proximity]]:
{{quote| '''Rodriguez:''' Ohmygod!!! You have a kitty!!!}}
{{quote|'''Rodriguez:''' Ohmygod!!! You have a kitty!!!}}
* [[Hilarity Sues]]: It's their main role.
* [[Hilarity Sues]]: It's their main role.
* [[I've Got an X and I'm Not Afraid to Use It]]: The above quote by Mr. Jones.
* [[I've Got an X and I'm Not Afraid to Use It]]: The above quote by Mr. Jones.
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=== The Flumphs ===
=== The Flumphs ===


{{quote| ''"...and ever since then, I've felt like... I don't know, like just I'm a... a minor character in, you know, someone else's story."''}}
{{quote|''"...and ever since then, I've felt like... I don't know, like just I'm a... a minor character in, you know, someone else's story."''}}


{{quote| '''Race:''' Flumphs<br />
{{quote|'''Race:''' Flumphs
'''Gender:''' Unknown<br />
'''Gender:''' Unknown
'''Class:''' n/a<br />
'''Class:''' n/a
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}
'''Alignment:''' [[Lawful Good]] }}