The Order of the Stick/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''"[[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Three words]]: Sneak Attack, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|Bitch!]]''|'''Haley Starshine'''}}

{{quote|''I tell you, nobody around here respects my schedule. Do you think crushing an entire civilization beneath our heels "just happens"? <br />

{{quote|'''Humans…IHumans… I've come to expect your lack of respect for the lives of MY people, but I am still continually amazed at how little you value those of your own.<br />''

''You're nothing but savages, amoral savages.'''|'''Redcloak'''}}

{{quote|''O buddy Roy, the Lich, the Lich came calling<br />''

''From round to round and in the air this day,<br />''

''And though we have all found ourselves a'falling,<br />''

''{{'}}Tis you, 'tis you went splat and we're OK.<br />''

''But come ye back when Raise Dead has been cast<br />''

''After cash for Diamond Dust we pool,<br />''

''{{'}}Cause we'll be here tomorrow after breakfast,<br />''

''O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, you're pretty cool.<br />''

''But if tomorrow, it turns out we got smacked down<br />''

''If we're dead, our hit points worn away,<br />''

''Then sorry dude, you won't be coming back now;<br />''

''One death sucks, but six spells T-P-K.<br />''

''I won't see you in the afterlife in that case<br />''

''Because you're Lawful, and Chaotic Good am I<br />''

''And I don't think they'll let me hang at your place.<br />''

''O buddy Roy, O buddy Roy, why did you die?''|'''Elan''', "O Buddy Roy requiem"}}

{{quote| '''V:''' Fascinating. Durkon, I have just now formulated a theory that encompasses both Nale's most likely method of engagement and the most suitable response on our part.<br />

'''Durkon:''' ...THA TREES BE ATTACKIN'!! RUN FER YER LIVES!!!<br />

{{quote| '''Elan''': ''(being chased by Tarquin's guards)'' Man! [[Rhetorical Question Blunder|Is having someone who points out the cliches in all your plans always this annoying?]]<br />

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