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* Fred the squirrel. His literal-mindedness turns all of his dialogue into pure
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'''Fred''': [[Buffy-Speak|Oh, I like a lot of things. Except the things I don't like. Stupid things I don't like]]!<br />
'''Marlene''': You are really funny! }}
** It gets better when he and King Julien duke it out over Marlene:
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'''Fred''': Nah, she can keep her paw. I already have four of my own. ''(balances on tail, sticking hands and feet in air)'' }}
*** And during the fight, Fred didn't do anything, yet he still won.
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'''Fred''': Nothing. He did it all on his own.
'''King Julien''': ''(rising beaten, bruised, and black eyed)'' I hate to admit it, but this is true. }}
* Any time Mort acknowledges his status as [[The Chew Toy]]: "Yay, I'm expendable!"
** "Yay, job security!"
* Private's sugar buzz in "Skorca!" which allows him to ramble off a large number of [[Non Sequitur|non sequiturs]]:
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** The other penguins pretending to fight the Skorka to appease Private, especially Kowalski being "dragged away".
** Julien getting scared of "Two-Scoopula," an inflatable shaped like an ice cream cone, at the end of the same episode.
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* "Tell me we came out of the MOUTH." -In full deadpan mode.
* "It's About Time" had loads of these.
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'''Skipper''': ''(kicks him)''
'''Future Kowalski #2''': ''(falls over)'' Ow!
'''Skipper''': ''(deadpan)'' There. You're stopped. }}
** All the funnier because Private pulled something similar earlier.
** Kowalski's reasoning for naming the Chrono-Tron as thus instead of just a time machine as the others suggested:
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* In "Hello, Dollface", Rico wants a voice chip for his doll, so Private gives him one from a unicorn doll that's supposed to parody little girl educational shows (it says stuff like "be true to yourself", "don't hurt others", etc.). After Rico gets angry at it, Julien tells him to listen to whatever the doll says. [[Hilarity Ensues]], culminating in Hippie!Rico beating up the others with Ms Perky.
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"Eh, whaddyagonnado ..." *WHACK* }}
* "Snakehead" is chock full of funny moments. This troper's personal favorite was Skipper's [[Captain's Log]]:
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** "This is my peashooter! There are many like it...."
* Hans' [[Epic Fail]] of an attempt to insult Skipper:
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"I don't ''have'' a sister, and if I did, she wouldn't ''have'' lips!"<br />
"Really? ...Then who ''did'' I kiss...?" }}
** The same episode gave us this exchange:
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'''Rico:''' Yum.
'''Kowalski:''' On the other hand, here are things one might give to an enemy - wedgies, contagious viruses, flaming sacks of doo-doo, and of course, ''poison'' pie.
'''Rico:''' Not yum. }}
* From "Love Hurts", after a nurse diagnoses them:
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''[cut to Rico snarling and relentlessly gnawing his cage bars]'' }}
* After Skipper asks Kowalski to describe koalas:
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'''Skipper''': ''(deadpan)'' Oh. A hippie. }}
* Private's [[Up to Eleven|enhanced]] [[Cuteness Proximity]], and the effect it has on everyone, including [[Grumpy Bear|Alice]].
* In "Cute-Astrophe", when Kowalski ''dances'' to try and get the people back to throw food again. And then the ''looks'' Skipper and Rico give him... You can't stop looking...
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'''Kowalski:''' The Polar Bear? ''*pft*'' Sure he's the biggest carnivore on land, but can he do ''this?!''
''(Boogie music starts to play from nowhere, and Kowalski starts boogeying. Skipper looks exasperated, like he's seen it a dozen times before, while Rico looks mildly nauseated and horrified at the sight)'' }}
** Kowalski is trying to be ''cool.'' Instead he dances like your least cool uncle. On top of everything he moves to slap his own buttocks, but Skipper catches his flipper just in time.
* Skipper's reason for the people not caring about their adorable antics.
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* Oh, boy ''Danger Wears a Cape''. [[Two Words: Obvious Trope|Three words:]] STOP BEING NAUGHTY.
* "Respect the science!"
* [[Stock Scream|MY CAR!]]
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* Basically everything Mort does in the Blowhole episode. First there's him riding in the wheel of the bike, then him on the subway, hanging there and growling at the terrified people, the line "I took the subway!", and finally the dancing on the control panel.
* The [[Monty Python]]-esque randomness of Kowalski's dialogue in "Brain Drain".
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'''Kowalski:''' *concentrates* "Eggs ... are ... egg-shaped! That's funny!" }}
** Another from "Brain Drain:"
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'''Kowalski:''' ''[walks by with a plunger stuck to his face]'' Can't hear you! Toilet stick on face! }}
** It only gets better when Skipper, wanting to keep him out of the way, puts him on "line duty"; i.e., following a circle drawn on the floor "and don't stop until you reach the end".
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* "I STING YOUR FACE!"
* In "The Hoboken Surprise", {{spoiler|the gang are attacked by androids, which up till this point passed perfectly for real animals}}:
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"Must. Destroy. Animals."
[[Robo Speak|"Why. Did we. Start talking. Like robots?"]]<br />
*shrug* }}
* Skipper gets amnesia {{spoiler|He proceeds to get spirit guides. First was Buck Rotgut. Second was an ancient philosopher... third was Alex the Lion. Shortly after Alex appears, he teaches Skipper how to escape a missile... by dancing. Things only got funnier from there.}}
* At the end of the episode "Love Hurts", we have this exchange;
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'''Private:''' Um...no. }}
* "In the Line of Doody".
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"I pulled the wrong one, alright?!" }}
* Any of Skipper's over-the-top rants about ''Hoboken Zoo''.
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* At the end of "Fit to Print," the penguins are convinced that their cover has been blown, and Skipper begins to assign new identities for when they need to flee New York. He tells Rico to pose as a professor of advanced linguistics at the University of Chicago. Cue 10 glorious seconds of Rico shouting, wailing, and making general random noises.
* Juilien in Operation Antarctica is a walking parody machine. Most notably...
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** Also his acting of a [[Classical Movie Vampire|Handsome Vampire]]. Listen especially close after the "deploy handsome vampire!" part!
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* The entirety of "I Was A Penguin Zombie."
** Notable examples:
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'''Kowalski:''' No mercy this time, boys! Rico, see if you can shut off your conscience and sense of decency.
'''Rico:''' ''(spits up a running chainsaw and laughs evilly)'' }}
* "Gonna eat my banana. Hope no one '''TAKES IT!'''"
* In "It's About Time", compare Private and then Skipper's questions about the future. Skipper's ideal future is especially freakish.
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'''Kowalski-A:''' Uh, no.
'''Private:''' Aw... ''(disappointed)'' }}
** In comparison:
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'''Kowalski-B:''' Uh, no.
'''Skipper:''' Aw... ''(disappointed)'' }}
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