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{{quote|''"I am Jerry and I am a prayer warrior. I am a servent of the lord and will do anything to get rid of evil Gods. Lately the Satanic leader Percy Jackson has taken over much of the land, along with his Satanic Army and his girlfriend whore. She has sex with other people just to get Satanic money."''
|The first paragraph of ''The Evil Gods I'' (ignoring the author's note and random biblical quote). [[It Got Worse]] after that.}}
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The plot has the titular heroes trying to purify the worlds they're on, whether by converting them or killing them because they're Satanic. However, they also face dangers along the way, whether by facing off against other Gods or other powerful beings.
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* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part One'', where it focuses on the world of ''[[Percy Jackson and The Olympians]]''.
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* ''The Prayer Warriors: Threat of Satanic Commonism'', focusing back on the ''Percy Jackson'' characters with a little [[World War
* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Evil Gods Part Two'', co-written by Thomas Brown and his cousin Ebony Brown {{spoiler|with a surprise guest appearance by Noah}} (surprisingly better than the other stories...at least when Ebony is writing).
* ''The Prayer Warriors: Attack of the Sphinx'', which focuses on ''[[The Kane Chronicles]]''. Co-story with ''The Titans Strike Back''.
* ''The Prayer Warriors: The Titans Strike Back'', which returns to ''[[Harry Potter (novel)|Harry Potter]]''. Co-story with ''Attack of the Sphinx''.
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20130624135738/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7577812/1/The_Prayer_Ponies_Friendship_Is_Through_Jesus The Prayer Ponies: Friendship Is Through Jesus]'', a spin-off written by Ebony Brown, focusing on [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]. Decidedly less disturbing than Thomas' fics.
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The Prayer Warriors has also spawned several copy-cat fanfics:
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You can see the Author's page, which Noah has now hijacked, [https://web.archive.org/web/20120415204656/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2978425/BelieverInChrist here] and his cousin's page [https://web.archive.org/web/20120421114407/http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3431602/Ebony_Brown here.] Thomas Brown also has a [http://twitter.com/christunite Twitter], but he hasn't tweeted in a long time.
Compare ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102928/1/Harry_Potter_turns_to_the_Lord Harry Potter turns to the Lord]'' and ''[[
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== General ==
* [[A Million Is a Statistic]]: The Prayer Warriors routinely curb stomp entire armies and destroy buildings with large groups of people in them (a coliseum, the Taj Mahal) without even so much as a thought.
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* [[All Crimes Are Equal]]: And the punishment is almost always death. Jerry even says that if a starving child steals some food, one should cut his/her hands off.
* [[Altum Videtur]]: Those that can read his Latin often say it's a [[Blind Idiot Translation]]. For an example, he says "Ego vere fidelis in cuniculis" to prove that he speaks Latin. It means something like "[[Mind Screw|I truly trustworthy in burrows]]."
* [[
* [[And That's Terrible]]
* [[Anticlimax]]: '''MANY''', largely thanks to [[Plot Holes]] or [[Writer Cop Out
* [[Art Evolution]]: As the author (assuming he's not a troll) becomes more and more unhinged, the stories become more and more disturbing. The characters - who are already [[Ax Crazy]] - become more and more spiteful and sadistic (such as defiling bodies by urinating on them, hoping Molly Weasley will miscarry, and cackling about sending people to Hell) In ''Battle With the Witches'', curses were introduced, and a few F-Bombs were even dropped. Finally, in ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'', the [[Beige Prose]] beheadings were replaced with graphic depictions of the Prayer Warriors mutilating their opponents in cold blood
* [[Art Shift]]: Chapters co-written by Noah are much easier to read, and even offer some potential character development. The chapters of ''The Evil Gods II'' that were written by Ebony read like a real fanfic.
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* [[Kill the God]]: The Prayer Warriors do this to every non-Abrahamic god and goddess they meet.
* [[Lawful Stupid]]: The heroes
* [[Madonna-Whore Complex]]: Played [[Anvilicious
* [[Missing Episode]]: According to the author's profile, and mentioned a certain points in his fanfics, Thomas Brown was going to write fanfic titled ''The Prayer Warriors: Kingdom Under Shadow''. It was going to be a Star Wars fanfic, but so far the author has not publish anything under this name.
* [[Moral Dissonance]]: The heroes are fond of denouncing something, and then doing that exact thing a moment later. Like saying [[Science Is Bad]], and then using chemistry to kill poisonous plants.
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* [[Pay Evil Unto Evil]]: In disturbing quantities.
* [[Plot Hole]]: Tons of them throughout the series. Let's just say that they're not known for consistency.
* [[Poe's Law]]: It's really hard to tell if this is a [[Troll Fic]] or not. The author denies being a troll repeatedly (but then again, so do most trolls), and there's a lot of people who also claim he's not. But there are so many over-the-top, offensive Christian and conservative stereotypes, funny misspellings, and obvious [[Critical Research Failure
** The writer cites [[Conservapedia]] with apparent seriousness, which suggests he's either a troll or profoundly ignorant.
* [[Prayer of Malice]]: One of Jerry's methods of offing his enemies, when he's not throwing rocks at them or cutting their heads off.
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* [[Religion of Evil]]: All of the non-Christians.
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]
* [[Sex Is Evil]]: [[Anvilicious
* [[Sexy Discretion Shot]]: If there is any sex, the author skips over it because he doesn't want anybody getting "an organism."
* [[Stay in the Kitchen]]: How women are generally regarded throughout the fic.
* [[Stop Being Stereotypical]]: Most of the reviews for this fic.
* [[Straw Character]]: ALL of the villains are just there to be "wrong" and "satanic" and to either die horribly at the hands of the Prayer Warriors or (much less often) to convert to their cause. These fics could be called, "[[The War On Straw]]: The Fanfic Series"
* [[Take That, Critics!]]: In ''Battle With the Witches'' and ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'', the Prayer Warriors sometimes fight--[[Curb Stomp Battle|and win]]
* [[Tautological Templar]]: The main heroes, to levels that would even sicken and/or scare the hell out of [[Jack Chick]].
* [[That Makes Me Feel Angry]]
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== The Battle with the Witches ==
* [[An Offer You Can't Refuse]]: Voldemort tells Draco to kill Michael, or he'll kill Ebony. [[
* [[Anticlimax]]: Dumbledore is thrown out of a window, and Harry is struck by a [[Bolt of Divine Retribution]].
* [[Beard of Evil]]: Apparently, we can tell Dumbledore is evil just from looking at his beard.
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* [[Everything Sounds Sexier in French|Everything Sounds More Satanic In French]]: French is branded as a "Satanic language."
* [[Gory Discretion Shot]]: Ginny and Harry's offscreen deaths.
* [[IKEA Erotica]]: The one time a [[Sexy Discretion Shot]] was not used, we got this. It's largely thanks to [[Unusual Euphemism
* [[Karma Houdini]]: Nothing happens to Voldemort. Probably because everyone forgot about him.
* [[La Résistance]]: The band of "secret Christians" within Hogwarts in ''Battle With the Witches''.
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== Threat of Satanic Commonism ==
* [[Anachronism Stew]]: The constant anachronistic battle scenes that seem like bastardized versions of ''[[The Iliad]]'' and ''[[Odyssey|The Odyssey]]'' tend to induce this. Chariots and bronze breastplates are apparently standard military issue... in ''1917 Russia''. For even more weirdness, at one point, Clarisse tries to get a fallen Soviet's weapon "because he had a good gun"
* [[Anticlimax]]: Mary points a gun to Lennon at the end of Chapter 11. Chapter 12 picks up with the Prayer Warriors burning the coliseum to the ground, revealing then and there that Lennon was killed.
* [[Artistic License History]]: Apparently, Soviet Russia was ruled by ''[[Critical Research Failure|John Lennon]]''.
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== The Titans Strike Back ==
* [[Back
* [[Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome]]: Jerry/Jeremy of all people! This probably won't stick, of course...
* [[With Us or Against Us]]: Invoked by Draco when he had cornered a titan on a ship. He immediately threatens to kill anyone who doesn't go along with his plan.
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