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{{quote|''"Just because some court-appointed hillbilly president started taking orders from Jesus, or the Easter Bunny, or some other make-believe play-friend of his".'' |''Roxy'', explaining why the whole world is getting boiled alive, '''[[God Bless America (Film)|God Bless America]]'''}}
{{quote|''"Just because some court-appointed hillbilly president started taking orders from Jesus, or the Easter Bunny, or some other make-believe play-friend of his".'' |''Roxy'', explaining why the whole world is getting boiled alive, '''[[God Bless America]]'''}}


Bob thinks he has someone really special helping him. A guardian angel, a fairy godmother, the president of the United States, a wise alien, something like that. This fake or imaginary benefactor (Faux Empowering Entity) gives Bob (Faux Empowered Person) something that makes him feel special and chosen.
Bob thinks he has someone really special helping him. A guardian angel, a fairy godmother, the president of the United States, a wise alien, something like that. This fake or imaginary benefactor (Faux Empowering Entity) gives Bob (Faux Empowered Person) something that makes him feel special and chosen.
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== Anime & Manga ==
== Anime & Manga ==
* ''[[Keroro Gunsou]]'': In one story Tamama pretends to be a god (angel in the Funimation English dub) after being caught by a boy practising soccer. While he did help the boy become more confident he gave some rather strange advice, especially in the manga and English dub, not to mention teaching the boy a soccer kick fueled by resentment.
* ''[[Keroro Gunsou]]'': In one story Tamama pretends to be a god (angel in the Funimation English dub) after being caught by a boy practising soccer. While he did help the boy become more confident he gave some rather strange advice, especially in the manga and English dub, not to mention teaching the boy a soccer kick fueled by resentment.
* Kyoko of ''[[Skip Beat (Manga)|Skip Beat]]!'' still believes she got her purple worry stone from a fairy prince named Corn, which is very important to her. The pretty blond boy in question was ten at the time, and she was six; he presumably thought it was harmless to play along with such a ridiculously cute little girl. {{spoiler|Now that Hizuri Kuon has grown up and [[Becoming the Mask|become]] Tsuruga Ren, the ethical issues involved in his convoluted lies have become really ridiculous.}} Incredibly, none of it has actually bitten yet.
* Kyoko of ''[[Skip Beat]]!'' still believes she got her purple worry stone from a fairy prince named Corn, which is very important to her. The pretty blond boy in question was ten at the time, and she was six; he presumably thought it was harmless to play along with such a ridiculously cute little girl. {{spoiler|Now that Hizuri Kuon has grown up and [[Becoming the Mask|become]] Tsuruga Ren, the ethical issues involved in his convoluted lies have become really ridiculous.}} Incredibly, none of it has actually bitten yet.
** Kyoko, in a mini version of this, has become Ren's [[The Obi-Wan|gag Obi Wan]] in costume as a rooster named Bou. His relationship with the rooster has evolved oddly and with no apparent introspection on his part over the course of the series, although he seems to think it's a guy older than himself. Since his reaction when this comes out will be primarily embarrassment (and amazement at how oblivious she can be, given Bou's been giving him advice about seducing the teenage girl he loves without Kyoko ever suspecting it's her), it's much easier to look forward to than the collapse of Ren's web of lies. It should be ''hilarious''.
** Kyoko, in a mini version of this, has become Ren's [[The Obi-Wan|gag Obi Wan]] in costume as a rooster named Bou. His relationship with the rooster has evolved oddly and with no apparent introspection on his part over the course of the series, although he seems to think it's a guy older than himself. Since his reaction when this comes out will be primarily embarrassment (and amazement at how oblivious she can be, given Bou's been giving him advice about seducing the teenage girl he loves without Kyoko ever suspecting it's her), it's much easier to look forward to than the collapse of Ren's web of lies. It should be ''hilarious''.
* When a cute little cabbit-like creature offers to make you a magical girl in exchange for fulfilling your fondest wish, [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica|don't trust him]].
* When a cute little cabbit-like creature offers to make you a magical girl in exchange for fulfilling your fondest wish, [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica|don't trust him]].
* In the world of ''[[Slayers]]'', there are plenty of real, actual demons, many of whom are openly seeking humans with whom to make an infernal pact with. So it's kind of [[Zero Punctuation|impressive, in a retarded kind of way]], that the [[Goldfish Poop Gang]] [[Harmless Villain]] manages to be a fervent worshipper of a demon who apparently doesn't actually exist.
* In the world of ''[[Slayers]]'', there are plenty of real, actual demons, many of whom are openly seeking humans with whom to make an infernal pact with. So it's kind of [[Zero Punctuation|impressive, in a retarded kind of way]], that the [[Goldfish Poop Gang]] [[Harmless Villain]] manages to be a fervent worshipper of a demon who apparently doesn't actually exist.
* {{spoiler|Gil Graham}} from ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha As|Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's]]'' has provided Hayate with a home and allowance, even paying for hospital funds. {{spoiler|Turns out that this is his gambit to make Hayate the master of the Book of Darkness, [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|allowing him to seal the Book of Darkness away.]]}}
* {{spoiler|Gil Graham}} from ''[[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha As|Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's]]'' has provided Hayate with a home and allowance, even paying for hospital funds. {{spoiler|Turns out that this is his gambit to make Hayate the master of the Book of Darkness, [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|allowing him to seal the Book of Darkness away.]]}}
* Light Yagami of ''[[Death Note (Manga)|Death Note]]'' briefly wonders why ''he'' was given a book that could kill anybody. When Ryuk, the being who slipped him the Death Note, tells him that 'I did it because I was bored. There's nothing special about you', he decides fate gave him the Death Note. [[A God Am I|This tells you something about his motivation.]]
* Light Yagami of ''[[Death Note]]'' briefly wonders why ''he'' was given a book that could kill anybody. When Ryuk, the being who slipped him the Death Note, tells him that 'I did it because I was bored. There's nothing special about you', he decides fate gave him the Death Note. [[A God Am I|This tells you something about his motivation.]]
** Then again, Ryuk himself muses that he never expected what amounted to a prank to have such a massive impact on the world, and that it was a one in a million chance that the person who found the book had both a grandiose ambition for it and the intellect to achieve it. Even the [[Hero Antagonist]] says that a normal person would never have done with it what Light did, even if they still chose to kill with it (though, to his mind, that just means Light is crazy) and in the one-chapter sequel the owner of another Death Note ends up being just a pale imitation of Light. So, perhaps, Light is on to something....
** Then again, Ryuk himself muses that he never expected what amounted to a prank to have such a massive impact on the world, and that it was a one in a million chance that the person who found the book had both a grandiose ambition for it and the intellect to achieve it. Even the [[Hero Antagonist]] says that a normal person would never have done with it what Light did, even if they still chose to kill with it (though, to his mind, that just means Light is crazy) and in the one-chapter sequel the owner of another Death Note ends up being just a pale imitation of Light. So, perhaps, Light is on to something....


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== Literature ==
== Literature ==
* In ''[[The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (Literature)|The Wonderful Wizard of Oz]]'', the Wizard is ultimately proven to be a fraud, giving out [[Magic Feather|Magic Feathers]] as if they were real gifts. (However, the gifts are symbolic. Thus they can be considered valid in [[The Wizard of Oz (Film)|the film version]], which was [[All Just a Dream]].) In [[Land of Oz (Literature)|the novels]], the Wizard later learns real magic that nonetheless never has as big an effect on characters or the story as those three symbolic gifts he gave in the first book.
* In ''[[The Wonderful Wizard of Oz]]'', the Wizard is ultimately proven to be a fraud, giving out [[Magic Feather|Magic Feathers]] as if they were real gifts. (However, the gifts are symbolic. Thus they can be considered valid in [[The Wizard of Oz (film)|the film version]], which was [[All Just a Dream]].) In [[Land of Oz|the novels]], the Wizard later learns real magic that nonetheless never has as big an effect on characters or the story as those three symbolic gifts he gave in the first book.
* In ''[[The Bible]]'', Satan arguably fills this role as he's tempting Jesus with empty/meaningless promises in the desert.
* In ''[[The Bible]]'', Satan arguably fills this role as he's tempting Jesus with empty/meaningless promises in the desert.
* Pip from ''[[Great Expectations]]'' believes his sudden endowment to be from Mrs. Havisham to groom him into a proper husband for her ward, Estella. He's quite shocked to find otherwise.
* Pip from ''[[Great Expectations]]'' believes his sudden endowment to be from Mrs. Havisham to groom him into a proper husband for her ward, Estella. He's quite shocked to find otherwise.
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== Live Action TV ==
== Live Action TV ==
* Played for maximum tragedy & angst in the ''[[Star Trek Voyager]]'' episode {{spoiler|''Course Oblivion''}}. The crew put their trust in a shapeshifting alien who they believe to be the Star Fleet Captain Kathryn Janeway. This creature does believe itself to be Janeway, and it's trying to keep her crew safe and get them home, just like the real Janeway would. Too bad for the crew that she's not a real Star Fleet officer, and has a really flawed understanding of what is "safe" and what is "home".
* Played for maximum tragedy & angst in the ''[[Star Trek: Voyager]]'' episode {{spoiler|''Course Oblivion''}}. The crew put their trust in a shapeshifting alien who they believe to be the Star Fleet Captain Kathryn Janeway. This creature does believe itself to be Janeway, and it's trying to keep her crew safe and get them home, just like the real Janeway would. Too bad for the crew that she's not a real Star Fleet officer, and has a really flawed understanding of what is "safe" and what is "home".


== Music ==
== Music ==
* In Clawfinger's song "God is dead," a unspecified audience is accused of killing each other on behalf of a deity they dreamed up in their own nightmares, the legitimacy of their holy wars against each other reduced to self-absorbed lunacy. Mistaking one's own fantasies for the voice of God might explain how some people who believe in the same God also believe that he want them to kill each other in his name.
* In Clawfinger's song "God is dead," a unspecified audience is accused of killing each other on behalf of a deity they dreamed up in their own nightmares, the legitimacy of their holy wars against each other reduced to self-absorbed lunacy. Mistaking one's own fantasies for the voice of God might explain how some people who believe in the same God also believe that he want them to kill each other in his name.
* In [[Blutengel (Music)|Blutengels]] song "No God"... ''"There's a god in your life, / But he is not what you need. / He can't hear you when you call. / He can't help you when you cry. / [...] / Wake up and face reality, realize there is no god. / Wake up open your eyes, / No paradise on the other side!"''
* In [[Blutengel|Blutengels]] song "No God"... ''"There's a god in your life, / But he is not what you need. / He can't hear you when you call. / He can't help you when you cry. / [...] / Wake up and face reality, realize there is no god. / Wake up open your eyes, / No paradise on the other side!"''




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** Lampshaded in ''[[City of Heroes]]'', where all villain characters are apparently potential "Chosen Ones" in some kind of prophecy based around the main villain. And in a notable [[Deconstruction]], the epic archetypes have an alternate introduction, where they ''hack into Arachnos's systems and mark themselves as one of the Chosen Ones''.
** Lampshaded in ''[[City of Heroes]]'', where all villain characters are apparently potential "Chosen Ones" in some kind of prophecy based around the main villain. And in a notable [[Deconstruction]], the epic archetypes have an alternate introduction, where they ''hack into Arachnos's systems and mark themselves as one of the Chosen Ones''.
*** Or something else, as later on in the epic storyline you delete the last copies of the list to erase some of your tracks and see the re-divined list. Your name's on it.
*** Or something else, as later on in the epic storyline you delete the last copies of the list to erase some of your tracks and see the re-divined list. Your name's on it.
* Uncle Rupee in ''[[Freshly Picked Tingles Rosy Rupee Land]]''.
* Uncle Rupee in ''[[Freshly Picked Tingles Rosy Rupeeland]]''.
* Lady Yunalesca in ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'' filled a role similar to this. For a thousand years she assisted summoners with the pen-ultimate step of their pilgrimage to obtain the Final Summon by {{spoiler|turning one of their guardians into it}}. Turns out, this is all a vicious, endless cycle of death destruction (and she knew it) and that her authority comes from her dad being the [[Big Bad]] that controls and recreates the monstrous Sin these summoners sought to destroy once and for all. Fortunately, the heroes reject her offer to "help" them, destroy her to end the cycle of pointless sacrifice, and [[Take a Third Option]] instead.
* Lady Yunalesca in ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'' filled a role similar to this. For a thousand years she assisted summoners with the pen-ultimate step of their pilgrimage to obtain the Final Summon by {{spoiler|turning one of their guardians into it}}. Turns out, this is all a vicious, endless cycle of death destruction (and she knew it) and that her authority comes from her dad being the [[Big Bad]] that controls and recreates the monstrous Sin these summoners sought to destroy once and for all. Fortunately, the heroes reject her offer to "help" them, destroy her to end the cycle of pointless sacrifice, and [[Take a Third Option]] instead.
* In the ''[[Neverwinter Nights]]'' expansion ''Hordes of the Underdark,'' the player character can redeem [[The Atoner|Aribeth de Tylmarande]] and restore her paladin powers. In the final battle, [[Big Bad|Mephistopheles]] taunts her that her powers never came from her god Tyr - he gave them to her just so he could play with her and make her inevitable defeat that much more cruel. As a [[Lawful Evil]] devil with vast powers and sovereignty over the 8th circle of [[Fire and Brimstone Hell|Baator]], we can be reasonably certain he's telling the truth. Which would make Mephistopheles [[Hoist By His Own Petard]].
* In the ''[[Neverwinter Nights]]'' expansion ''Hordes of the Underdark,'' the player character can redeem [[The Atoner|Aribeth de Tylmarande]] and restore her paladin powers. In the final battle, [[Big Bad|Mephistopheles]] taunts her that her powers never came from her god Tyr - he gave them to her just so he could play with her and make her inevitable defeat that much more cruel. As a [[Lawful Evil]] devil with vast powers and sovereignty over the 8th circle of [[Fire and Brimstone Hell|Baator]], we can be reasonably certain he's telling the truth. Which would make Mephistopheles [[Hoist by His Own Petard]].
* In ''[[The Binding of Isaac (Video Game)|The Binding of Isaac]],'' Isaac's Mom believes she was ordered by God to abuse her son by confiscating all his things (including his clothes) and locking him away, culminating in attempting to murder him with a knife. However, God's hand comes down on Isaac's side in the first ending, implying that Isaac's Mom was simply delusional the entire time.
* In ''[[The Binding of Isaac]],'' Isaac's Mom believes she was ordered by God to abuse her son by confiscating all his things (including his clothes) and locking him away, culminating in attempting to murder him with a knife. However, God's hand comes down on Isaac's side in the first ending, implying that Isaac's Mom was simply delusional the entire time.




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== Web Comics ==
== Web Comics ==
* ''[[Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|Order of the Stick]]'' features an Angel "of pure Good and Law" which clears the heroes' names, making them innocent of a very serious crime in the eyes of an order of Paladins. However, the trial is just a [[Sham Ceremony]], and the "angel" is just a manipulative ghost disguised as an angel.
* ''[[The Order of the Stick|Order of the Stick]]'' features an Angel "of pure Good and Law" which clears the heroes' names, making them innocent of a very serious crime in the eyes of an order of Paladins. However, the trial is just a [[Sham Ceremony]], and the "angel" is just a manipulative ghost disguised as an angel.
** Considering the group committed the crime totally obliviously, and that the Paladins themselves had actively suppressed and hidden any information which might have let anyone outside their order even know it was a dangerous thing to do, the group probably would have been just fine with a real Angel (and it would have saved everyone some hassle/murder down the line when the fact the trial was rigged comes to light).
** Considering the group committed the crime totally obliviously, and that the Paladins themselves had actively suppressed and hidden any information which might have let anyone outside their order even know it was a dangerous thing to do, the group probably would have been just fine with a real Angel (and it would have saved everyone some hassle/murder down the line when the fact the trial was rigged comes to light).
* [http://xkcd.com/842/ This] ''[[Xkcd (Webcomic)|Xkcd]]'' comic.
* [http://xkcd.com/842/ This] ''[[Xkcd]]'' comic.