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Line 1: {{~~work~~creator}} * Anything regarding the sudden sexual content in his review of Drake's "Best I Ever Had". {{quote\| When did it go from this... (''I'll be there...'') to this... (''[[Nine Inch Nails ~~(Music)~~\|I wanna fuck you like an animal...]]'')}} * His review of Party Like a Rockstar by Shop Boyz - "Where'd you get your knowledge of rock music from, the [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles\|Ninja Turtles]]? ** Rapper: "We['re] about to change the game." {{quote\| Rap Critic: "Your naive expectations are adorable."}} * From his It Was a Good Day by [[Ice Cube]] review - "Wait, pimping's a crime; since when did Goodyear blimps become snitches?" * From his review of My Chick Bad by Ludacris - {{quote\| Ludacris rapping: "My chick bad"~~<br />~~ Rap Critic: "No, your chick evil!" }} * Worst Lyrics of 2010 - "[[Insane Clown Posse ~~(Music)~~\|Thank you for reminding me that I don't have to rely on chemical dependency to look up!]]" ** Figuring out the "Grocery Bag" lyric {{quote\| "Evil Knievel couldn't make that leap!"}} * Worst Lyrics of November 2010: being unable to say anything about "I Miss My Homies" due to intense [[Narm]]. ** Also, comparing Mystikal's incoherent rapping to [[Looney Tunes ~~(Animation)~~\|Yosemite Sam]] in full-on rant mode. * J Kwon's Tipsy - "Good luck using that fake I.D. now that you just admitted to the world that you have a fake I.D." * Young Jeezy's "My President Is Black" review - "Black, blue, green, grey; what is this, the rapping rainbow?!" * "No Love" by Eminem featuring Lil' Wayne ** His body threatening him with [[Groin Attack\|kicking him in the balls]] if he didn't go out and buy the album containing the song. {{spoiler\|This then happens again forcing him to see other good art of 2010, specifically ''[[~~Black Swan (Film)\|~~Black Swan]]'', which he had originally said wouldn't happen because it was about ballerinas.}} * From his Soulja Boy video: TEETH * From his recent [[Crossover]] with [[Todd in ~~The~~the Shadows]] "That's not a dilemma - that's a letter to Penthouse!" [[Call Back\|You're not going to whip your hair at me are you?"]] Line 28: * From his "Moment 4 Life" review: "S-S-S-Stop it!" ** Also the [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] at the end. {{quote\| [After saying he likes the song]~~<br />~~ And I'm not just saying that because I find her attractive, I'm saying that because I like her body... of work, and I love it when she raps her beautiful lips... off, on this song. ... I wanna make out with Nicki Minaj -- ''Crap!'' }} * "Otis" from Jay-Z and Kayne West Line 35: His growing confusion over the lyrics. Noting that Shaq probably used the lyrics he wrote as a kid. His attempt at getting [[~~The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)\|~~The Nostalgia Critic]] to do a crossover. It did not work. [[Fun ~~With~~with Subtitles\|The subtitles]] [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here\|giving up partway through one line.]] * From the Worst Lyrics (of 2011): "I'm not sure what 'give me what you got for a pork chop' means, but I'm pretty sure someone who hasn't hit puberty yet shouldn't be saying it." The reference to "[[The Black Eyed Peas\|Fergie]][[Follow the Leader\|-itis]]." The [[Mood Whiplash]] in "Ass On The Floor": {{quote\| '''Dirty Money:''' ''I give my soul to you''~~<br />~~ '''Swizz Beats:''' ''When you in the club, getcha ass on the floor''~~<br />~~ '''Rap Critic:''' (pointing at subtitles) Uh, are these statements related? }} * And then he does that to another song: {{quote\| '''[[Gorillaz ~~(Music)~~\|Damon Albarn]]:''' ''Windmill, windmill for the land...''<br /> '''Rap Critic:''' By the way, you're supposed to be dancing to this }} "Maybe-if-I-rap really-fast people-won't understand-that-I'm-not really-saying-anything." * [[Todd in ~~The~~the Shadows\|"And in conclusion:]] [[Freud Was Right\|Penis penis penis."]] Describing "Ass (Remix)" as the following: * The sound of inebriation. Line 54: *** The soundtrack to the [[Show Within a Show]] from [[Idiocracy]] * In his Best Songs of 2011, not even bothering with the subtitles for [[Motor Mouth\|Tech N9Ne]]. {{quote\| What? What do you want from me? My editing software doesn't let me copy and paste, and this would take a while to type! Look 'em up on your OWN time!}} ** This part from #1: Hopsin's "Ill Mind of Hopsin 4" {{quote\| '''Hopsin''': Hotter than UV ray/Hotter than the thought of [[Nicki Minaj]] naked, making her booty shake~~<br />~~ '''Rap Critic''': You just made me think of that. I'm gonna need a moment...~~<br />~~ '''Caption''': Rap Critic is going to need a moment to... [[A Date ~~With~~with Rosie Palms\|uh... gather his thoughts]]... Quick! Cut to something!<br /> {Cuts to Bad Meets Evil's "Fast Lane}<br /> '''Eminem''': And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this/ Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus<br /> '''Caption''': [[Sarcasm Mode\|Classy move, editor...]] }} * In his review of the [[~~Soulja Boy (Music)\|~~Soulja Boy]] movie with [[Marc Mues\|Mues]], he switches the audio during a crowd chase scene to [[The Beatles\|"A Hard Day's Night"]]. * From "Top 7 Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard...March 2012": [[Nicki Minaj\|BITCHES BE WORSHIPPIN' ME IN THE SYNAGOGUE,]] [[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy\|DOUBLE D!]] ** Even funnier, the "Worst Lyrics I've Ever Heard... March 2012" was posted on blip... second of March. * In "Beautiful", [[Waxing Lyrical\|singing the song]] to "someone special" and reacting to a [[Product Placement]] lyric by showing the cover of his own record. * From his review of "Marvin and Chardonnay", after hearing the lyric "This was all inspired by a little Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay": {{quote\| (RC looks slowly to the left)~~<br />~~ '''Marvin Gaye''': Givin' yourself to me could never be wrong/if the love is true...~~<br />~~ (RC looks slowly to the right)~~<br />~~ '''Kanye West''': '''HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP! HOLD UP!'''~~<br />~~ (RC looks slowly towards the camera)~~<br />~~ '''RC''': Really? }} Line 78: [[Category:The Rap Critic]] [[Category:Funny]] {{DEFAULTSORT:Rap Critic, The/Funny}}