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Home of Coca-Cola (drinking Pepsi is blasphemy), Ted Turner [[CNN|and his]] [[TBS|former media]] [[Cartoon Network|empire]], [[Jeff Foxworthy]], the B-52's, [[REM]] (the band, [[I Thought It Meant|not the subconscious brain function]]), former President and current humanitarian<ref>No, not [[I'm a Humanitarian|that kind]], though given what political mud-slinging is like now who knows what people are claiming.</ref> [[Jimmy Carter]], and [[Futurama|the magician]] (Hail Atlanta!). Southern hip-hop is based here as well. [[OutKast]], [[TLC (band)|TLC]], [[CeeLo Green]], [[Ludacris]], and many others call Georgia (particularly Atlanta, or "the ATL") home.
 
Georgia has a good-sized film industry due to the tax credits that it offers to filmmakers, leading to a lot of [[California Doubling|Georgia Doubling]] in movies and TV shows, though it's not as big as in nearby Louisiana. One of the most popular shows currently{{when}} shot in Georgia is ''[[The Walking Dead (TV series)|The Walking Dead]]''.
 
===[[Florida]]===
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The State of Louisiana is notable for its French influence and [[The Big Easy|New Orleans]]. Southern Louisiana is the home of the Cajuns, descendants of the original French settlers in Louisiana who have become famous for their brand of cooking. Still recovering from Hurricane Katrina in 2005, which has reduced the state's population rather noticeably (though it has recovered some since then). For some reason, its counties are called "parishes"—perhaps related to the high percentage of Roman Catholics who used to live there. Emphasis on "used to".
 
For the last decade or so,{{when}} Louisiana has been ''very'' active in giving tax credits to filmmakers, making it the fourth-largest film production center in North America behind [[Hollywood California]], [[New York City]] and [[Stargate City|Vancouver]]. As a result, [[California Doubling|Louisiana Doubling]] has become quite common in the American film industry. (But see New Mexico for a comparison.) The stretch of the Mississippi between Baton Rouge and New Orleans, known as "[[Names to Run Away From Really Fast|Cancer Alley]]", has enough chemical plants to make a [[Joisey|New Jerseyan]] feel at home, and the parts of the Gulf of Mexico off Louisiana's southern coast produce a lot of America's oil. Indeed, you might have heard about [[wikipedia:Deepwater Horizon oil spill|one of those oil rigs]] back in 2010.
 
== The Midwest ==
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Capital: [[Other Cities in Texas|Austin]]
 
The State of Texas is the largest of the lower 48 states, the second largest by area after Alaska, and the second most populated after California, it also has the most counties (over 200). It is often considered to be part of both the South and the Southwest. Formerly an independent country—the Republic of Texas—prior to joining the United States in 1845. {{smallcapssmall-caps|MESSING WITH IT IS NOT ALLOWED.}}<ref>Fun fact -- the slogan "Don't Mess with Texas" actually comes from an anti-littering campaign by the Texas government back in [[The Eighties]]. It's not so much a call to outsiders to not piss off Texans as it is a call to ''Texans'' to protect their state's environment.</ref> The birthplace of the Six Flags theme park, the name coming from the six national flags that have historically flown over the state ([[France]], [[Spain]], [[Mexico]], the Republic of Texas, [[The United States]], and [[The American Civil War|the Confederate States]]). Famous for wealthy oil industry magnates and cattle ranching. Its capital, [[Other Cities in Texas|Austin]], is an enigma—it's a liberal college town that prides itself on being offbeat (it even has the slogan "Keep Austin Weird" to promote tourism), it's known for the famous indie rock and film festival South by Southwest, and it's smack dab in the middle of one of the most conservative states in the country. Because of this, both liberal Austinites and conservative, non-Austinite Texans tend to refer to the city as "the People's Republic of Austin," either jokingly or half-seriously.
 
To encourage Texas to agree to give up being a separate country and join the United States, it got one special privilege and one special permission in its admission. First, all public domain land in Texas belongs to the State of Texas (everywhere else, public domain land remained the property of the U.S. Government). Second, ''without further action of Congress'', Texas can, at any time, divide itself into up to ''four'' more states. The joke coming from that is that it will never happen, because none of the new states to be created could agree on which one got to keep the Alamo.
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While much of the state is desert, there are also a number of mountains, leaving it as the state with the third-highest average elevation (behind Colorado and Wyoming) despite also being the 5th largest. Oh, and if you see Saguaros (the big cactus with arms), [[All Deserts Have Cacti|then someone has gotten it confused with neighboring Arizona]].
 
''[[Breaking Bad]]'' is set in Albuquerque, the state's largest city. The show ''[[Roswell]]'' is also set here ([[Captain Obvious|of course]]), as is the recent{{when}} movie ''[[Sunshine Cleaning]]'', and parts of ''[[Terminator]]: Salvation''.
 
New Mexico has a number of very attractive rebate programs and tax incentives to encourage motion picture production, which has caused a number of studio facilities to be set up here to capitalize on it. These incentives plus the relative closeness to California has made it a much more popular place than some others such as Louisiana.
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Since Indiana changed over, Arizona is now one of two states that do not participate in Daylight Savings Time.
 
Recently,{{when}} the media portrayal of Arizona has shifted to "[[Deep South|Alabama]] with cacti" thanks to the state declining to officially observe Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Day from 1987 to 1992,<ref>Governor Evan Mecham initially cancelled the holiday because his predecessor, Bruce Babbitt, had created the holiday by Executive Order after the initiative had been voted down by the state legislature. The legality of such a measure was doubtful, and the Attorney General threatened to sue the state for the cost of the paid holiday. However, it didn't help that when locals protested, he responded by telling the predominantly-black crowd, "[[Unfortunate Implications|You folks don't need another holiday. What you folks need are jobs]]."</ref> and a highly restrictive anti-illegal immigration law that the state passed early in 2010, which has enflamed passions on both sides of the issue. [[Rule of Cautious Editing Judgment|As with all things political]], [[Your Mileage May Vary]]. The state is also home to the controversial [[Cowboy Cop|Sheriff Joe Arpaio]] of Maricopa County (which includes Phoenix), who has gained notoriety for his anti-illegal immigration stance and his... ''colorful'' handling of the prison system.
 
Notable Arizonans include Linda Ronstadt, Barry Goldwater, [[American Idol|Jordin Sparks]], Stevie Nicks, [[Stephenie Meyer]], the Gin Blossoms, and [[Alice Cooper]] (though he got his start in Michigan).
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The State of Utah was founded by Mormon pioneers when they were driven out of the United States into Mexican territory—which was then promptly sold to the US after the [[Mexican-American War]]. Salt Lake City, the first city founded by the pioneers, remains the state capital, its largest city, and its main economic and cultural center. It is named for the Great Salt Lake, the American version of the Dead Sea. The majority of the population belongs to [[Mormonism|the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints]]. For this reason, Mormonism dominates state culture and politics, sometimes leading to conflict with non-Mormon residents, who mostly live in or near Salt Lake City. The joke about this is that because of the rules of the Mormon church, Salt Lake City is the only place where even Jews are "gentiles." It is also worth noting that SLC has a rather large and vocal gay community.
 
It is relatively cheap to film in Utah, so many moviesmovie studios have at least one location there, especially Disney Channel Original movies. You've probably seen chunks of Utah's southern half doubling as the Old West or various alien planets, due to much of it being interestingly colored or shaped. NASA tends to use Utah as a training ground for Mars, to test rockets, and to land space probes, while the military used it to test (and later destroy) biological and chemical weapons. Everyone else comes to hike or ski. Since everyone seems to want to be an entrepreneur, you can buy pretty much anything there, except hard liquor, which is restricted to bars and state liquor stores.<ref>Indeed, until recently, Utah had the country's most restrictive laws on the operation of bars. It was only in 2009 that they were changed to be more in line with the rest of the nation. It was mostly to attract tourists, though the growing number of non-Mormon residents weren't complaining either.</ref>
 
If you are in Salt Lake, don't wear anything blue or with cougars on it and if you are in Provo, for heaven's sake, avoid wearing red or a giant "U". It is for your own safety. College rivalries can get scary.
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===[[Alaska]]===
Capital: Juneau<ref>[[Never Heard That One Before|No, I don't know. Could you tell me, please?]]</ref>
Capital: Juneau
 
The area which represents the State of Alaska was purchased from Russia in 1867 for the sum of $7.2 million. Considering that the Americans found gold and oil, they got the better part of the bargain. Noted for its cold temperatures, military bases, and being close to Russia. Became a state in 1959. Over twice the size of Texas, in terms of area, Alaska is roughly one-sixth of the United States by itself. Home to the highest point in North America, Mt. McKinley (locals refer to the mountain by its native name, Denali, but the former is more common elsewhere because Denali also refers to the national park the mountain is in), which is roughly 20,320 feet (6,194 meters) tall. Former governor [[Sarah Palin]] was the Republican Party's nominee for the vice presidency in 2008. Other notables include Scott Gomez, the first Hispanic player in the [[National Hockey League]], and pop-folk singer Jewel Kilcher.
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Contrary to popular belief, [[Canada]] is not, ''and never has been'', part of the United States. Not that that's stopped Americans from trying to change that; the U.S. invaded Canada in 1775 during the [[The American Revolution|Revolution]], in 1812 during the [[The War of 1812]] (Canadians have never forgotten about this, especially when British troops burned government buildings in [[Washington DC]] in reprisal for American troops burning private property in [[Toronto]]), unofficially during the Canadian rebellion of 1837 and 1838 (by a [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits]] dedicated to removing the British Empire from North America), unofficially again by another ragtag bunch of Irish-Americans called the Fenian Society from 1866 to 1871 (in protest of Britain's domination of Ireland), and by [[Michael Moore]] and [[John Candy]] in the 1995 movie ''[[Canadian Bacon]]''.
 
The original document that created the United States, the "Articles of Confederation" had a provision that allowed Canada to be admitted automatically if it requested it. TheyAmericans say that Canada never did take advantage of the offer (or, as; Canadians seesay it,Canada choose to not rebel against the Crown).
 
 
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