The Several States: Difference between revisions

Contrary to popular belief, [[Canada, Eh?|Canada]] is not, and never has been, part of the United States. Not that that's stopped Americans from trying to change that; the U.S. invaded Canada in 1775 during the [[The American Revolution|Revolution]], in 1812 during the [[The War of 1812]] (Canadians have never forgotten about this, especially when British troops burned Washington D.C. in reprisal), unofficially during the Canadian rebellion of 1837 and 1838 (by a [[Ragtag Bunch of Misfits]] dedicated to removing the British Empire from North America), unofficially again by another ragtag bunch of Irish-Americans called the Fenian Society from 1866 to 1871 (in protest of Britain's domination of Ireland), and by [[Michael Moore]] and [[John Candy]] in the 1995 movie ''[[Canadian Bacon]]''.