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''The Sidehackers'' (aka ''Five The Hard Way'') is a 1969 [[Exploitation Film]] which follows the attempts of a garage mechanic and amateur motorcycle racer to avenge the rape and murder of his girlfriend.
''The Sidehackers'' (aka ''Five The Hard Way'') is a 1969 [[Exploitation Film]] which follows the attempts of a garage mechanic and amateur motorcycle racer to avenge the rape and murder of his girlfriend.


The trouble starts when one JC and his gang bring their motorcycles to be repaired by the film's hero, Rommel. The topic of conversation turns to "sidehacking", which is basically a motorcycle race with sidecars (ostensibly for balance while turning). Rommel invites them all to his ranch to see a demonstration of this sidehacking; and JC gets totally into it, desiring to form a partership of sorts. Rommel, for reasons unspecified, is not too keen on this idea, and JC gives us a first glimpse at his [[Berserk Button|hair-trigger temper]] (further developed in a later scene in which JC [[Domestic Abuse|beats up his girlfriend Paisley]]).
The trouble starts when one JC and his gang bring their motorcycles to be repaired by the film's hero, Rommel. The topic of conversation turns to "sidehacking", which is basically a motorcycle race with sidecars (ostensibly for balance while turning). Rommel invites them all to his ranch to see a demonstration of this sidehacking; and JC gets totally into it, desiring to form a partership of sorts. Rommel, for reasons unspecified, is not too keen on this idea, and JC gives us a first glimpse at his [[Berserk Button|hair-trigger temper]] (further developed in a later scene in which JC [[Domestic Abuse|beats up his girlfriend Paisley]]).
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[[Shoot the Shaggy Dog|Can't you feel the joy of life just OOZING through your veins right now???]]
[[Shoot the Shaggy Dog|Can't you feel the joy of life just OOZING through your veins right now???]]


For the ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' version, please go to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap/S02 E02 The Sidehackers|episode recap page]].
For the ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' version, please go to the [[Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap/S02/E02 The Sidehackers|episode recap page]].


=== ''[[The Sidehackers]]'' contains examples of: ===
=== ''[[The Sidehackers]]'' contains examples of: ===
* [[Berserk Button]]: Any time JC doesn't get his way.
* [[Berserk Button]]: Any time JC doesn't get his way.
* [[Brick Joke]]: ''Very'' poorly executed. A biker is telling a joke involving prisoners shouting numbers at random. The numbers stand for jokes the prisoners already know. The next guy after him starts to tell a joke, but the first one stops him and tells him he knows that one already. [[Memetic Mutation|"That's a number 5!"]]
* [[Brick Joke]]: ''Very'' poorly executed. A biker is telling a joke involving prisoners shouting numbers at random. The numbers stand for jokes the prisoners already know. The next guy after him starts to tell a joke, but the first one stops him and tells him he knows that one already. [[Memetic Mutation|"That's a number 5!"]]
* [[Domestic Abuse]]: JC to Paisley.
* [[Domestic Abuse]]: JC to Paisley.
* [[Downer Ending]], bordering on [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog]].
* [[Downer Ending]], bordering on [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog]].
* [[Evil Is Hammy]]: JC. Ain't that right? WELL? AIN'T IT?! AIN'T IT RIGHT?!
* [[Evil Is Hammy]]: JC. Ain't that right? WELL? AIN'T IT?! AIN'T IT RIGHT?!
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* [[Strength Equals Worthiness]]: How Rommel recruits bodybuilder "Big Jake" to his gang - kinda.
* [[Strength Equals Worthiness]]: How Rommel recruits bodybuilder "Big Jake" to his gang - kinda.
* [[Technical Pacifist]]: Rommel won't allow his Vengeance Gang to use guns, even though he knows JC's men will. His gang feels differently.
* [[Technical Pacifist]]: Rommel won't allow his Vengeance Gang to use guns, even though he knows JC's men will. His gang feels differently.
* [[Third Person Person]]:
* [[Third Person Person]]:
{{quote|'''Big Jake:''' (after Rommel hits him) "He hit Big Jake!"}}
{{quote|'''Big Jake:''' (after Rommel hits him) "He hit Big Jake!"}}
* [[Together in Death]]: Rommel and Rita...ev-evidently? What ''was'' that?
* [[Together in Death]]: Rommel and Rita...ev-evidently? What ''was'' that?