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{{quote|Apart from the soul-shattering claim of super-kisses, Silver Age Superman's other supposed powers he made up on the spot include: |
{{quote|Apart from the soul-shattering claim of super-kisses, Silver Age Superman's other supposed powers he made up on the spot include: |
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1. Super-weaving |
1. Super-weaving |
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2. Super-ventriloquism |
2. Super-ventriloquism |
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3. Super-landscaping |
3. Super-landscaping |
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4. Super-motherfucking-mathematics |
4. Super-motherfucking-mathematics |
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It's at this point where any rational human being stands up and calls horseshit, but in the pages of Action Comics, rationality is nothing more than a cheap hooker Superman picked up outside a Costco, raped, beat, and left for dead by the side of the road. |
It's at this point where any rational human being stands up and calls horseshit, but in the pages of Action Comics, rationality is nothing more than a cheap hooker Superman picked up outside a Costco, raped, beat, and left for dead by the side of the road. |
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While wearing clown makeup. |
While wearing clown makeup. |
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And singing "Goodbye Horses."|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]] on Silver Age [[Superman]]'''}} |
And singing "Goodbye Horses."|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]] on Silver Age [[Superman]]'''}} |
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{{quote|'''Linkara''': "Sage, WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE SILVER AGE! WE PUT ALL THAT BEHIND US! WE PUT OUR FINGERS IN OUR EARS, AND WE PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED! THAT IS THE AGREEMENT!" |
{{quote|'''Linkara''': "Sage, WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE SILVER AGE! WE PUT ALL THAT BEHIND US! WE PUT OUR FINGERS IN OUR EARS, AND WE PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED! THAT IS THE AGREEMENT!" |
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'''Bennet the Sage''': "Oh come on, it's hilarious! There's this scene in like Superman 235 where he gets spanked..." |
'''Bennet the Sage''': "Oh come on, it's hilarious! There's this scene in like Superman 235 where he gets spanked..." |
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'''Linkara''': "YES I KNOW! SUPERMAN WAS SPANKED! SUPERBOY WAS SPANKED! BATMAN WAS SPANKED! EVERYBODY WAS SPANKED IN THE SILVER AGE!"|''[[That Guy With The Glasses|Comic Conventions]]''}} |
'''Linkara''': "YES I KNOW! SUPERMAN WAS SPANKED! SUPERBOY WAS SPANKED! BATMAN WAS SPANKED! EVERYBODY WAS SPANKED IN THE SILVER AGE!"|''[[That Guy With The Glasses|Comic Conventions]]''}} |
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