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Liz Lemon: If I have learned anything from my Sims family, when a child doesn't see his father enough, he starts to jump up and down, and then his mood level will drop... until he pees himself. [beat as Liz leaves the room] Jack Donaghy: ...why don't I have any other friends? —Thirty Rock, "Mamma Mia"