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{{quote|As you know, this is "The Spiffing Brit", a channel where we drink tea, praise the Queen, and do absolutely nothing political.
{{quote|Don't mind me, ladies and gentlemen. Just a Murder Bear with a panzer tank. This is perfectly normal.▼
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}AYvxBx4D9Jo?t{{=}}70 How to break The USA Election So The Queen Wins - '''Democracy 4''' Is Perfectly Balanced with exploits''], November 6, 2020}}
▲{{quote|Don't mind me, ladies and gentlemen. Just [[Bears are Bad News|a Murder Bear with a panzer tank]]. This is perfectly normal.
|''[https://youtu.be/-CODQZh2WLk?t{{=}}1131 Breaking Skyrim With Cursed Mods]'', April 27, 2021}}
{{quote|[[Not the Way It Is Meant to Be Played|We're not here to play this game logically. Oh no no no no.]]
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}HDZD0lYfrOc PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge?]'', May 6, 2021}}
{{quote|[[I Love the Smell of X In the Morning|I love the smell of war crimes in the morning.]]
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}y_wK1PycToA CANNONS ARE OVERPOWERED!!! - Total War: Shogun 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits]'', June 4, 2021}}
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{{quote|But fear not, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, which means I have absolutely no moral complex...
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}Ksh-DNngW1U HOW TO BREAK PLANTS Vs ZOMBIES - PvZ Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!]'', December 30, 2021}}
{{quote|You see, that's the Spiffing Brit guarantee: we can exploit anything and everything.
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}npH8zAMwnNo How To Win The Lottery (By Cheating)]'', February 4, 2022}}
{{quote|I drink tea and consume ''universes''.
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}V_xFDsxPmNM Is Magic Overpowered?]'', March 1, 2022}}
{{quote|That's one of the downsides of having an open world game, because you can just [[Sequence Breaking|use the open world to avoid the game]].
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}GwBc0ixfbzI Elden Ring Is A Perfectly Balanced Game - Magic Is Very Broken]'', March 13, 2022}}
{{quote|This is going to be ''incredibly'' difficult for a normal human being. But remember, ladies and gentlemen, I'm ''British'', so I'm ''not at all'' a normal human being!
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}-IQK7Owcrh4 Impossible Game VS Pro Exploiter]'', March 23, 2022}}
{{quote|...I'm not here to question the game's logic, I'm simply here to just abuse it.
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}KwVGHzKs4xU The Most American Game... And How To Destroy It!]'', August 19, 2022}}
{{quote|Remember, kids, it's not a war crime if there's no survivors.
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}oWdd2xPnZOI AGE OF WONDERS 4 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Everything Is Broken]'', May 1, 2023}}
{{quote|Now like all good classical RPGs, the most important resource of all is ''money''. Everybody needs money, everybody wants money, and you can buy pretty much everything with money. Any problems? Solve it with money. Need a better gun? Just use money. [[Obligatory War Crime Scene|Accidentally committed a war crime?]] [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|Pay the guards off with money!]] Everything's possible when you have money.
|''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}de2GFWsG9Ug STARFIELD IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS, BUGS, GLITCHES]'', September 14, 2023}}
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