The Spiffing Brit/Quotes

As you know, this is "The Spiffing Brit", a channel where we drink tea, praise the Queen, and do absolutely nothing political.

—How to break The USA Election So The Queen Wins - Democracy 4 Is Perfectly Balanced with exploits, November 6, 2020

Don't mind me, ladies and gentlemen. Just a Murder Bear with a panzer tank. This is perfectly normal.

—Breaking Skyrim With Cursed Mods, April 27, 2021

We're not here to play this game logically. Oh no no no no.

—PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge?, May 6, 2021

I love the smell of war crimes in the morning.

—CANNONS ARE OVERPOWERED!!! - Total War: Shogun 2 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits, June 4, 2021

But dear god! Surviving the apocalypse -- it's actually bloody difficult!

—Can You Survive The Apocalypse?, November 20, 2021

But fear not, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, which means I have absolutely no moral complex...

—HOW TO BREAK PLANTS Vs ZOMBIES - PvZ Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits!, December 30, 2021

You see, that's the Spiffing Brit guarantee: we can exploit anything and everything.

—How To Win The Lottery (By Cheating), February 4, 2022

I drink tea and consume universes.

—Is Magic Overpowered?, March 1, 2022

That's one of the downsides of having an open world game, because you can just use the open world to avoid the game.

—Elden Ring Is A Perfectly Balanced Game - Magic Is Very Broken, March 13, 2022

This is going to be incredibly difficult for a normal human being. But remember, ladies and gentlemen, I'm British, so I'm not at all a normal human being!

—Impossible Game VS Pro Exploiter, March 23, 2022

...I'm not here to question the game's logic, I'm simply here to just abuse it.

—The Most American Game... And How To Destroy It!, August 19, 2022

Remember, kids, it's not a war crime if there's no survivors.

—AGE OF WONDERS 4 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Everything Is Broken, May 1, 2023

Now like all good classical RPGs, the most important resource of all is money. Everybody needs money, everybody wants money, and you can buy pretty much everything with money. Any problems? Solve it with money. Need a better gun? Just use money. Accidentally committed a war crime? Pay the guards off with money! Everything's possible when you have money.

—STARFIELD IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS, BUGS, GLITCHES, September 14, 2023

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