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** [[Down the Drain|Sewer levels]]. p

** Eventually ''[[Phantasmagoria 2]]'''s constant [[Padding]] got too much for him:

{{quote| '''Curtis:''' I love you, Blob...~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Curtis:''' I love you, Blob...

'''Spoony:''' (deep breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! You know, if the game itself isn't going to take a fucking interest in the storyline then why the hell should I?! }}

** Fuse boxes.

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* [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?]]:

** In his [http://spoonyexperiment.com/2008/01/05/dragon-strike-board-game-review/ Dragon Strike review], he talks about how people who played ''[[Dungeons and Dragons]]'' were thought of as weird and violent.

{{quote| "I mean it's just ridiculous. It's the same thing as blaming violence on video games. I mean, when I kill people, it's purely for sexual reasons... WAIT!"- * video cuts off* }}

{{quote|"I mean it's just ridiculous. It's the same thing as blaming violence on video games. I mean, when I kill people, it's purely for sexual reasons... WAIT!"- * video cuts off* }}

** Done again in his [http://spoonyexperiment.com/2010/08/01/mazes-monsters/ Mazes and Monsters review], almost word for word.

{{quote| "I mean, I kill people, because it's the only way I can get an erection... WAIT!-" * video cuts off* }}

{{quote|"I mean, I kill people, because it's the only way I can get an erection... WAIT!-" * video cuts off* }}

* [[Distracted by the Sexy]]:

** In Final Fantasy X review part 1:

{{quote| '''Spoony''': Focus! [[Lampshade Hanging|Stupid sexy cosplayers]].}}

{{quote|'''Spoony''': Focus! [[Lampshade Hanging|Stupid sexy cosplayers]].}}

** Spoony is ''very'' distracted by the rather prominent breasts of one character in ''[[The Beastmaster|Beastmaster 2]]''.

** From ''Howling 2'':

{{quote| '''Spoony''': The sex scene in this movie is metaphorical of showing Sybil Danning's jugs. Okay, so that's probably not a metaphor, but for some reason, I just completely lost focus and... forgot what a metaphor even is.}}

{{quote|'''Spoony''': The sex scene in this movie is metaphorical of showing Sybil Danning's jugs. Okay, so that's probably not a metaphor, but for some reason, I just completely lost focus and... forgot what a metaphor even is.}}

* [[Driven to Madness]]:

** ''Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge'' [[Freak-Out|eventually pushes]] Spoony into [[The Angry Video Game Nerd|AVGN]] levels of uncontrollable, spluttering, inarticulate rage.

{{quote| '''Spoony:''' If a demon ever wanted to take revenge on this world, he couldn't ask for a better way than this - because ''this'' isn't a game... it's fucking ''punishment!'' It's the most accurate simulation of a burning eternity in Hell ever made! And you know what? [[Slasher Smile|There's a good side! There's a good side!]] You see this? The people who made this game actually had the ''balls'' to put their names in the back of the fucking instruction book - and I swear to God, if I ever find any ''one'' of you assholes [[I'll Kill You!|I WILL FUCKING]] ''[[I'll Kill You!|KILL YOU!]]'' '''[[Unstoppable Rage|I WILL STAB YOU IN THE BRAIN!]]''' And... Th.. This game is FUCKING ''UNHOLY'' it's so bad! GOD''DAMN'' IT!}}

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' If a demon ever wanted to take revenge on this world, he couldn't ask for a better way than this - because ''this'' isn't a game... it's fucking ''punishment!'' It's the most accurate simulation of a burning eternity in Hell ever made! And you know what? [[Slasher Smile|There's a good side! There's a good side!]] You see this? The people who made this game actually had the ''balls'' to put their names in the back of the fucking instruction book - and I swear to God, if I ever find any ''one'' of you assholes [[I'll Kill You!|I WILL FUCKING]] ''[[I'll Kill You!|KILL YOU!]]'' '''[[Unstoppable Rage|I WILL STAB YOU IN THE BRAIN!]]''' And... Th.. This game is FUCKING ''UNHOLY'' it's so bad! GOD''DAMN'' IT!}}

** As far into insanity as Pumpkinhead takes him, it's nothing compared to the laughter-bordering-on-tears he displays in his vlog on the [[Professional Wrestling|WWE 2009 Slammies]].

{{quote| '''Spoony:''' John Cena and Randy Orton, or as I prefer to call it, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!}}

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' John Cena and Randy Orton, or as I prefer to call it, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!}}

** His commentary on TNA Impact pretty much pushes the insan-o meter [[Up to Eleven]]

{{quote| '''Spoony:''' *laughing* Wrestling! Wrestling! '''Wrestle!''' '''''WRESTLLLLLEEEEE!!!'''''~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' *laughing* Wrestling! Wrestling! '''Wrestle!''' '''''WRESTLLLLLEEEEE!!!'''''

'''Spoony:''' There's a sign in the crowd... that says "Hall Rules"! "Hall Rules"?! Hall does not rule! He has ''never'' ruled! [[Department of Redundancy Department|Nothing is ruled by Hall! Nobody would be ruled by Scott Hall! There's no rulage! He is not a ruler!]] ''[[Department of Redundancy Department|Scott Hall?!]]'' }}

* [[Even Evil Has Standards]]: He may be a snarky bastard, but even he thought Officer Walken in ''Terror T.R.A.X.'' was being a bitch by making snippy comments regarding a woman who '''just had her eyes ripped out'''.

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** Also of note is his written review of [[The Man Who Saves the World|Turkish Star Wars]]. He becomes so perplexed by what he's watching, that his thought process in the review slips further and further into madness. As an end note, he then ''dares'' the readers to watch the film, which he provides a link to.

** His reaction to completing a hard part of the ''Dirty Harry'' videogame, only to find himself back at the start of the level.

{{quote| '''Spoony':''' "I HAVE MY RIGHTS, I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!! IT WAS CALLAHAN, THE BIG ONE, HE DID THIS TO ME!!AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"}}

{{quote|'''Spoony':''' "I HAVE MY RIGHTS, I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!! IT WAS CALLAHAN, THE BIG ONE, HE DID THIS TO ME!!AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"}}

** When Noah discuses the final Laguna flashback sequence in Final Fantasy VIII, he simply sets it up (Laguna is now an actor working on a sci-fi film, when suddenly a real dragon attacks the set), and then just proceeds to laugh uncontrollably.

* [[Hair-Trigger Temper]]: Mostly observed during sessions of ~Spoony's Campaign~, where he's quick with the banhammer against the live chat. Mostly he uses it against people who subscribe to the [[GIFT]], as demonstrated when he [[Papa Bear|started kicking people]] for [[Dude, Not Funny|suggesting violence or rape]] on [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Iron Liz]] [[Disproportionate Retribution|just because they didn't like her]] [[Pungeon Master|puns]].

* [[Hair-Trigger Temper]]: Mostly observed during sessions of [[Spoony's Campaign]], where he's quick with the banhammer against the live chat. Mostly he uses it against people who subscribe to the [[GIFT]], as demonstrated when he [[Papa Bear|started kicking people]] for [[Dude, Not Funny|suggesting violence or rape]] on [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Iron Liz]] [[Disproportionate Retribution|just because they didn't like her]] [[Pungeon Master|puns]].

** [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|He also kicked someone for referencing TheGame]].

* [[Heroic BSOD]]:

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** Used almost literally, though not for being gay: After explaining how finding [[Final Fantasy X|Rikku]] attractive is pretty much pedophilia, out pops a picture of an attractive woman/girl [[Cosplay|cosplaying]] in Rikku's [[Stripperiffic]] outfit, [[Distracted by the Sexy|throwing his rant of track]] untill he snaps back with a "Stupid Sexy Cosplayers".

* [[Too Kinky to Torture]]: When Angry Joe tries to strangle him at the end of Spooning With Spoony II, Spoony responds by proclaiming his love for erotic asphyxiation.

{{quote| '''Spoony''': "I call this one the shaken baby syndrome."}}

{{quote|'''Spoony''': "I call this one the shaken baby syndrome."}}

* [[Troll]]: Since the beginning of the Experiment, Spoony has openly revelled in goading fans of many things [[It Amused Me|for the Lulz]], most prominently Final Fantasy VIII. He also enjoys annoying his fanbase when he believes they are in the wrong.

* [[Unstoppable Rage]]: ''Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge'' drove him to Nightmare Fueling levels of anger, including a [[Skyward Scream]]..... which Benzaie heard all the way from France.

{{quote| '''Benzaie:''' "[[The Princess Bride (film)|Beary?? Did you hear that?? That was the sound of ultimate suffering!]] My heart made that sound [[Sonic Unleashed|the first time I saw Sonic turning into a werewolf...]] The Spoony One makes it now."

{{quote|'''Benzaie:''' "[[The Princess Bride (film)|Beary?? Did you hear that?? That was the sound of ultimate suffering!]] My heart made that sound [[Sonic Unleashed|the first time I saw Sonic turning into a werewolf...]] The Spoony One makes it now."

'''Beary:''' "Do you think that we should go help him?"

'''Benzaie:''' "[[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|Are you kidding?]] I just got into the [[Fallout 3|Brotherhood of Steel!]]" }}

** The discovery of a ''third'' game in the [[Heroes Of The Lance]] series led to a [[Skyward Scream]] that [[Earthshattering Kaboom|blew up the world]].

** Subverted in his review of ''Garzey's Wing''. He is ALMOST sent into an unstoppable rage because of the voice actress of the fairy girl alone. Fortunately, the excellent hotel bathroom attendant was able to calm him down and make him forget that the anime even exists.

* [[Vitriolic Best Buds]]: Sometimes Spoony's relationship with other members of Channel Awesome can seem this way, especially with Joe. Thankfully this makes for very entertaining viewing.

* [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?]]: The way he talks about Teddie from ''[[Persona 4]]'' indicates a certain aversion toward [[Furry Fandom]].

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* [[Omnidisciplinary Scientist]]: He doesn't specialise in Science, so long as it's [[Mad Science|mad!]]

* [[President Evil]]: Inspired by [[Final Fantasy VIII|Edea]] and [[Superman|Lex Luthor]]. His running mate was Fu Manchu. [[Word of God]] says he was eventually impeached.

{{quote| '''Insano''': ''[giving his inaugural speech]'' I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named ''Dr. Insano!''}}

{{quote|'''Insano''': ''[giving his inaugural speech]'' I even used my real name! You voted for a guy named ''Dr. Insano!''}}

* [[The Starscream]]: Occasionally plots to take over Spoony's site.

* [[Truly Single Parent]]: To an odd, pink, orb-shaped "son" named [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|Son of Insano]] that is totally not a pink Koosh ball.

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* [[Motor Mouth]]: How Noah articulated her thought processes on Twitter before adopting a [[LOLcats]] style.

* [[Phrase Catcher]]: Typically Noah will be halfway through a vlog or view, only to have Oreo leap into the scene, demanding attention...

* [[Precious Puppy]]

* [[Promotion to Opening Titles]]: In the new animated opening as of the "Tekken: Blood Vengeance" review.

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* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: {{spoiler|Dr. Insano would never have been able to afford Squall's services had Squall not offered to kill Spoony for free because of the review.}}

* [[Heroic Mime]]: Still. Lampshaded by Insano.

{{quote| "Why did I give a walkie-talkie to a guy who speaks in text boxes?" }}

{{quote|"Why did I give a walkie-talkie to a guy who speaks in text boxes?" }}

* {{spoiler|[[Hero-Killer]]: He mortally wounds the original Spoony, only to be caught in an explosion.}}