The Spoony Experiment/Funny: Difference between revisions

For Spoony's [[Counter Monkey]] series, go [[Counter Monkey/Funny|here]].

 

 

== Let's Play - Phantasmagoria ==

** All the slightly [[Hypocritical Humour]] where Spoony paints Curtis as a massive nerd. Lampshaded at one point with "This man wants to bring back ''[[Sliders]]!'' ...or that might just be me."

*** "Oh, [[The X-Files|Scully]]! I mean, [[Battlestar Galactica|Starbuck]]! I mean, [[Battlestar Galactica|Number Six]]! I mean...."

** "Oh my God, Jocilyn, head for the exit! [[Back to The Future|The ducks--they found me! I don't know how, but they found me!]]"

*** "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL WARNER!"

** Crazy Joey Fatone's random babbles during one of the freakouts, "There's my taco Salad!" "Pizza, pizza, pizza" "Everybody in the POOOOOOOL".

** "[[Catch Phrase|MY ASS!]]"

* That moment in Mission 7 where Spoony orders his Blue Team to stack up on a door, only to have one of the team members come out of the door to get in his position.

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' He cleared the room, opened the door, then threw in the grenade and cleared the room twice.}}

** Later on, he spends several minutes trying to hunt down a roaming gunman through the level, only to find him eventually in the kitchen. Spoony deduces he was trying to get his buddy out of the freezer.

* During one mission, he sings a portion of Escape Club's "Wild Wild West".

 

== Movie Reviews ==

** Along with his review of [[Turkish Star Wars]].

* His review of ''[[Yor, the Hunter from the Future]]'' is packed with CMOF. "We will need a lot more hemp before we're through"; "purple cavemen"; "that's the ''fifth'' civilisation Yor's destroyed so far!"; and of course "the Most Awesome Thing Ever Filmed".

'''The Commander:''' No I didn't. }}

** Also Spoony recreating the [[Sarcasm Mode|Awesome musical score]] by tapping only one piano key over and over again while flexing with his other arm.

** It helps that the scene in question is the single most [[narm]]tastic thing ever devised by man.

** "I've seen way too many fucking movies..."

** Insano's reaction to Paul using a laser to defeat the challenge YET AGAIN!

{{quote|'''Insano''': Well, go on. You'll never guess. Paul's shown so much innovation and creativity solving all the problems up to this point he's like freaking Macgyver. Guess how he does it? Go on. Guess! GUESS!}}

** When Insano hears that the [[Big Bad]] is named Mestema, he says that it sounds like some kind of disease. This is immediately followed by a [[Fake Commercial]] for "X-Calbr8", Insano's miracle cream for curing Mestema, featuring cameos by Matt Briner, Guru Larry, and Sean Fausz.

* From his review of ''Cage'':

** WARNING: What follows is the manliest thing ever recorded on film. Your balls may drop off in shame at the mere knowledge that you will never in your entire life do something half this manly

** His (Rather justified) reaction to seeing Reb Brown's [[Fan Disservice|pasty white ass]]

* The Spoony Snob's review of The Revenge of the House of Usher has this:

** "You know, somehow I doubt that [[Edgar Allan Poe]] wrote ''The Fall of the House of Usher'' as a sequel to ''Zombie 4''"!

{{quote|'''Spoony''': This character is the most blatant and offensive flaming gay French stereotype I've ever seen.

''(Smash cut to Benzaie dressed and dancing in a very [[Camp Gay]] fashion)''

'''Spoony''': ''(recoiling)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

''(Benzaie dances while Spoony whimpers in agony)''

** Landing on the island from and finding a bunch of weapons, then he finds the Triforce, does the Zelda [[Item Get]] pose, complete with the DO DO DO DOOOOO! sting, then stares at it incredulously and wonders what he's supposed to do with a ''triangle'' and then tosses it aside for a weapon he can really use... {{spoiler|a [[Final Fantasy VIII|Gunblade]].}}

** His [[Fridge Logic]] over the fact that, in this fantasy setting, there are shops that sell ''space shuttles''. Cut to Spoony as an apprentice blacksmith fixing the re-entry tiles on the ''Challenger''.

{{quote|"Alright. Time to bust out the Flame of Anor!" ''* Pulls out an M79 and loads it.* '' "Enjoy the fireworks!"

''* Blasts the Balrog away, turning around as it falls to its doom, but not before it whips Gandalf in the leg* ''

{{quote|Earth's gone? AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

You don't understand, man! There's no God! There's no devil! It's just us! Wait! * looks around shiftily* You hear that?! We gotta get outta here! * panics* Oh Dennis Quaid, you don't understand, man! They're gonna kill us all! [[Alien (franchise)|Game over, man!]] '''Oh my beloved ice cream bar!''' }}

** Him likening [[Twilight (novel)|Aro]] to Dr. Insano had [[Aunt Zelda|this troper]] in hysterics.

** Funniest moment in the review had to be his take on the scene where Edward protects Bella by basically punching her across the room.

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' I have to save you, Bella; Fuck out' the way!}}

** Lewis and Justin's [[Flat What]] reactions when Noah mentions the name "Reneesme".

{{quote|'''[[Jew Wario]]''': "I hate hippies"}}

*** Even better, Oreo freezes on the sofa while playing with her toy as he says it.

*** ...While Linkara deadpans, [[Deadpan Snarker|"So I take it you liked it?"]]

** Lewis asks "Why on earth is there a truce based around this stupid, vacant-eyed psychopath?" (meaning Bella) and Spoony answers, [[Insult Misfire|"No, it's not about Edward."]]

** At one point, as he's explaining Edward's only emotion/expression during all the films, he tries to replicate the expression on camera. He ends up pulling this really odd pout/frown/grimace face, which he only sustains for a few seconds before laughing. It needs to be seen to be believed.

** Later he talks about how there was a person on drugs on the flight he took back home, who Spoony describes as a "Milwaukee Douchebag" because of how he wore a cap with the brim angled away from his face. After demonstrating this, [[Hypocritical Humor|Spoony then proceeds to wear the cap like that for the remainder of the video]].

* [[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]: Spoony starts out facepalming, and goes "Oh my God... this was the biggest dumptruck of diarrhea I've ever seen in my fucking life." {{spoiler|After a [[Beat]], he suddenly smiles and goes [[Troll|"Gotcha!"]]}}

* His review of the Slammies was brilliant from beginning to end, but this troper's favorite line comes near the end, where Spoony describes the way to defend your title:

{{quote|"'It's a no disqualification match now!' So, I'm just gonna take out my .45 and I'm gonna shoot [[John Cena]]. And [[Won't Work On Me|assuming he sells THAT]], I've just killed the guy, I pin his corpse, and I win! That's pro wrestling, folks!"}}

{{quote|"[[Angrish|There's a]]--[[Go Mad from the Revelation|what the fu...No]]! [[Big No|NOOO!!!]] ''(slack-jawed)'' There's a sign in the crowd that says "Hall Rules". ''([[Sarcasm Failure|WTF?! face]])'' 'Hall rules'? Hall does not rule! He's never ruled!! NOTHING IS RULED BY HALL! NOBODY WOULD BE RULED BY SCOTT HALL! [[Buffy-Speak|THERE'S NO RULAGE!]] HE IS NOT A RULER! SCOTT HALL?! "In Hogan We Trust"! Fine. [[Jerkass|Hogan's an asshole.]] There's an asshole with a sign that says "Bubba Army"! "The Bubba Army"?! You know what? I BUY THAT! The guy said [[Dude, Not Funny|"Fuck Haiti"]]; I can see people agreeing with that--it's bullshit, but there's assholes out there--[[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|But nobody is that deranged to think that Scott Hall has ruled anything!]] SCOTT HALL DOES NOT RULE! ''(pause)'' THEY'RE STILL TALKING! ''(pause)'' [[Cold-Blooded Torture|I SHOULD MAKE YOU WATCH THIS]]!"<br />

"You think we're gonna see wrestling, right?" ''(leans into the camera)'' '''''"WRONG!"'''''<br />

** When discussing Jay Lethal's "Black Machismo" gimmick (namely, pretending to be "Macho Man" [[Randy Savage]]), Spoony discovers that [[Actually Pretty Funny|he can actually do a pretty good Macho Man voice himself]]; he then recites the Bonesaw speech from ''[[Spider-Man (film)|Spider-Man]]''.

*** "Hahahaha, he's like Macho Man, only black! Oh, those colored people, they are not "Macho Man" [[Randy Savage]], hahahaha."

{{quote|'''Spoony''': [[Hulk Hogan]] couldn't throw a fucking dropkick in ''1984''. In ''2010'', [[Hulk Hogan]] couldn't throw a fucking dropkick if you had a six man wire team and he was wearing rocket boots.}}

* Spoony's take on what wrestlers say when he recapss them are pretty funny, but his Miz one is epic.

** The kicker to his whole rant involving Abyss torturing people with a branding iron: near the end, when he suggests actually taping himself branding Bennett the Sage's genitals.

*** *holds hands over his nose* "Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamer ..."

** Specifically after describing all the bullshit that's gone on in the first hour of the show which has had exactly one wrestling match that lasted exactly one pin count, he says 'This is where it gets bad' and describes the how he was paralyzed with fear at the Eric Young promo as if he was in a nightmare, and how it will be the last thing people will hear when he goes into a homicidal rage.

*** 'Am I a gorilla?'

** "Seriously, like every fucking thing Karen Angle is saying she's...reminding us that in the near future, they're going to have loud, filthy sex. And if there's one thing I ''never'' need to think about ever again in my life, it's Jeff Jarrett, naked sweaty and thrusting."

* Miles gets one in the ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' review:

** Miles actually got one with the first thing he spoke, after Spoony apologised for the way he treated him the last V-Log they did together.

{{quote|'''Miles:''' It's okay; I cook food for you, so I get my revenge in other ways.}}

** The greatest FFVIII-related death threat he ever got:

{{quote|"You motherfucker. I hope you die getting hit by a truck full of cancer. lol"}}

* ''Captain Z-Ro''. The whole damn thing. "So basically the laws of time and causality are just taking it up the ass at this point."

** "Of course, he instantly breaks it (Leonardo da Vinci's flying machine), [[Godwin's Law of Time Travel|the Nazis win World War II]], and none of them are even born. Nice going, Jet."

** "I played the fucking glockenspiel. You don't even fucking know what a glockenspiel is."

*** Which aren't exactly the manliest instruments, since the glockenspiel is more or less a ''xylophone''.

* From his panel with Maffew of Botchamania at Magfest, his impression of wrestlers, but especially [[The Nexus|Wade Barret]] and [[Randy Orton]].

{{quote|"You don't understand. 'head turn and looking downward at the mic' I kick you in the skull, I kick your mother in the skull, I kick my own Grandmother in the skull if it meant getting the world heavyweight title." then looking upward confusedly.}}

** Also saying that saying 'Woo' after things makes them okay.

* On another occasion on LordKat's stream, Spoony mentioned that while at was at MAGFest 9, he ran into [[ScrewAttack|Stuttering Craig]]. While ScrewAttack and Channel Awesome don't necessarily have the best history, the two men managed to have an intelligent and civil conversation. Afterwards, Spoony breathed a sigh of relief and got on an elevator with LordKat:

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' You'll never guess who I just ran into. ''Stuttering'' '''''Craig'''''.

** After Craig got off the elevator, he said LordKat ''literally'' fell on the floor laughing.

** Almost as funny was Spoony's confession that he was slightly worried, because he couldn't remember what tone of voice he'd used when he said Craig's name....

* Spoony's iRiff of [[After Last Season]], during the [[Special Effect Failure|horrific CG of fish]], Noah inexplicably breaks into Disney's Little Mermaid songs out of despair and boredom.

{{quote|'''Spoony:''' (Near Tears) Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun. Wandering free, wish the damn scene, would fucking end. (Breaks down crying)}}

{{quote|'''Doctor Insano''': [evil laugh] [[Even Evil Has Standards|Even for me this is really fucked up!]]}}

* The return of the "Betrayal" scream in the intro for Spoony's E3 2011 X-Com video.

* The morning after the release of [[Fallout: New Vegas]], Spoony livestreamed himself playing the game. There was some mild amusement over the fact that he managed (in true Dr. Insano fashion) to "science" his way out of every interpersonal conflict in the game. However, the ''real'' humor came during the "Wang Dang Atomic Tango" side quest when he recruited a sex robot—and got [http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Fisto "Fisto"].

{{quote|'''Fisto:''' {{smallcaps|[[Fun with Acronyms|Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer]] active and reporting for duty.}}

* "Spoony-Wan Trains Oreo." ALL OF IT.

 

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