The Spoony Experiment/Funny: Difference between revisions

** WARNING: What follows is the manliest thing ever recorded on film. Your balls may drop off in shame at the mere knowledge that you will never in your entire life do something half this manly

** His (Rather justified) reaction to seeing Reb Brown's [[Fan Disservice|pasty white ass]]

* The Spoony Snob's review of The Revenge of the House of Usher has this:

** "You know, somehow I doubt that [[Edgar Allan Poe]] wrote ''The Fall of the House of Usher'' as a sequel to ''Zombie 4''"!

{{quote|'''Spoony''': This character is the most blatant and offensive flaming gay French stereotype I've ever seen.

''(Smash cut to Benzaie dressed and dancing in a very [[Camp Gay]] fashion)''

'''Spoony''': ''(recoiling)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

''(Benzaie dances while Spoony whimpers in agony)''

** Landing on the island from and finding a bunch of weapons, then he finds the Triforce, does the Zelda [[Item Get]] pose, complete with the DO DO DO DOOOOO! sting, then stares at it incredulously and wonders what he's supposed to do with a ''triangle'' and then tosses it aside for a weapon he can really use... {{spoiler|a [[Final Fantasy VIII|Gunblade]].}}

** His [[Fridge Logic]] over the fact that, in this fantasy setting, there are shops that sell ''space shuttles''. Cut to Spoony as an apprentice blacksmith fixing the re-entry tiles on the ''Challenger''.

{{quote|"Alright. Time to bust out the Flame of Anor!" ''* Pulls out an M79 and loads it.* '' "Enjoy the fireworks!"

''* Blasts the Balrog away, turning around as it falls to its doom, but not before it whips Gandalf in the leg* ''