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** Seifer entering to the [[Star Wars|Imperial March]] with the comment: "Yeah, I think Seifer ''might'' be evil."

** Zell's can-can.

** "Quistis' boobies, Quistis' boobies, Squall is get-ting laid to-night! Whips and chains and kinky leather..."

** "I better get back to my dorm, [[Shower of Angst|take a cold shower]] and [[Acceptable Targets|post something emo on MySpace]]. I just [[Tempting Fate|hope I don't run into fucking Zell]]." (Runs into Zell) "D'OH!"

** The last part of the [[Final Fantasy VIII]] review has Dr. Insano send an assassin to kill Spoony... and who else should it be but {{spoiler|Squall, played by Spoony himself}}!

** Naming Rinoa "A Whore" and her dog "Anal". "'As A Whore walks around, she learns more Anal tricks.' And I think [[My Girl Is a Slut|we all know that's true]]."

** The main characters are soldiers, approaching a beach for a battle in a war. They are on a cruise liner, looking optimistic, and when they land, nothing happens. "Afternoon Delight" starts up to accompany this scene, until Spoony points out that this is not war at all. Cut to the D-Day scene of [[Saving Private Ryan]], showing what it should look like, as well as a caption saying that "this is what should happen to them". Yeah, the German machine gun fire scene. ''Afternoon Delight is still playing''.

** How he summoned Diablos... *cue the ominous music*

"El Diablo, NOOOO!" }}

*** The multiple references to how he can summon Satan at will after the battle are priceless as well.

** Also his many many aroused reactions with [[Fetish Fuel Station Attendant|Quistis Trepe]].

** <s> Dr.</s> [[President Evil|President Insano's]] inaugural speech in Part 8 of the Final Fantasy 8 review.

** "My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off at the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! My vice president... is Fu Manchu! What the hell is wrong with you people?! I'm pretty sure that's not even legal! Oh, man, we are ''so'' going to jack this country up beyond repair!"

** Spoony's reaction in the final episode when his least favourite piece of music from the game starts playing.

*** "Grrr... Squall, I am warning you--the off chance of seeing Quistis naked is about the ''only'' thing that keeps me playing this game: DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!"

*** "She doesn't want you to say anything, she just wants you to get horizontal! NO DON'T SAY ''THAAAAAA...'' I hate this game, I ''hate'' it, I hate it..."

** "NORG THE FAT DEMANDS MORE PIE!!!"

** Playing Michael Jackson's "Thriller" when the phony President of Galbadia revealed himself to be a zombie.

** In relation to Laguna's dream sequence in which a real dragon appears instead of the prop dragon for the movie: "Remember when this happened to [[Christian Bale]] and Matthew McConaughey when they were shooting ''[[Reign of Fire]]''?"

** "He {{[[[Mad Scientist]] Dr. Odine}}] looks like he's wearing the [[Wheel of Fortune]]!"

** "So yeah, this is what happens when you put Squall and Selphie in charge of humanity's last hope: now there's ''another'' pissed-off ancient sorceress, the world is crawling with monsters from the moon, and Selphie is still OUT OF HER FUCKING ''MIND!!!"''

** I personally think it's kind of funny that the gap between the releases of Part 07 and Part 08 was almost exactly ''16 months long.''

** Exposing the [[Fridge Logic]] of the game's magic use mechanic by matter-of-factly explaining how one could go into a store, buy a tent and then refine it into healing spells....or convert The Devil into 100 black holes that the player can then proceed to just carry around.

 

== Final Fantasy X ==

* His new review of ''[[Final Fantasy X]]'' named Tidus "Meg Ryan" and is running an "Ass Count" of shots of a (usually female) character's ass up close and has an "unsent" version of him ("It's gay", he says about being dead). Ah Spoony, happy days are here again.

** Following a big epic freak-out leading to [[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties|a static cut]] to an image of Spoony dressed as [[Final Fantasy VI|Kefka]], Spoony tries to calm down and compose himself... to no avail.

'''Spoony''': '''NO!!! FUCK YOU!!!! FUCK YOUR STORY!!!! IT SUCKS!!!!''' }}

** "Your religion is a hollow lie! Nah yah!"

** Spoony explaining how Blitzball is impossible:

** The portion of Final Fantasy X Part 2 where Tidus walks into the locker room and everyone sighs disappointedly was hilarious.

'''Spoony(impersonating Tidus)''': I'm the star player for the Zanarkand Abes! I should be rolling in pussy! }}

** Spoony's reaction to the lack of urgency the heroes have in terms of their mission:

** His reaction to the infamous "laughing scene":

** His attempt at rationalizing the chocobo knights' offensive against Sin:

** His amazement over [[Badass|Auron]], the one character he actually likes, is funny enough. The Hallelujah music in the background makes it even better.

** The entire rant about Seymour, which ends with Spoony asking his fans to kill anyone who likes the game.

*** Also, his reaction when the latter summons Anima:

''[Anima kills all the fiends in the stadium]''<br />

'''Spoony''': Okay, yes. He dragged a Great Old One up in chains from Hell itself to serve him! [sounds nervous] But that doesn't make him ''evil''! Wh-wh-why would you think ''that''? The man's a hero! Uh... [holds up his hands in worship] Praise be to Yevon! }}

** On Wakka's reaction to Chappu's death, and the absurdity of blaming the gun instead of the kaiju:

** And his reaction to the "reward" he got for winning the Blitzball game, after hours of frustration:

** On Rikku's (in)famous Wetsuit Removal Scene:

** On the Shoopuf (a "dinosaur taxi"):

[cut to the driver who talking in [[The Phantom Menace|a very familiar lisp and accent]] ]<br />

'''Spoony''': Ah, good! Jar Jar Binks! Excellent! ''Now'' this is Hell. }}

** "Naturally, I feel the urge to profane [Yuna's memorial ritual] with completely inappropriate music!" - Namely, {{spoiler|R. Kelly's "Ignition (Remix)"}}.

** The [[Freudian Slippery Slope]] that ensues upon meeting Lulu

* Part 3 of his FFX review opens up with a Crowning Moment as he notes that what the Blitzball tournaments are missing are the [[Most Annoying Sound|Vuvuzelas]] and over the top football/soccer commentators.

** Or in Part 3 when Spoony says "[[Oh Crap|Ah Crap]], it's another anti-magic field generator kit!" only to be interrupted by Dr. Insano marketing his Magic Negator. He goes into how indestructible and unreachable it is only to be interrupted by footage of Wakka destroying it with his Blitzball.

''Wakka destroys Negator with a Blitzball''<br />

'''Dr. Insano''': ''(Shocked Silence)'' What the- A Blitzball!? Who throws a Blitzball? COME ON! That's just dumb! }}

** His reaction to Wakka trying to cheer Rikku and the Al Bhed up over the destruction of their home city by saying it's "like happy festival fireworks, ya?"

* His extensive rant on Tidus in his Final Fantsy X review, with him growing more and more deranged, culminating with a Technical Diffuculties scene with a picture of Insano cosplaying as Kefka. Hate Hate Hate!

** "That's why I started training at a Shaolin monastery... until I realized the lessons would be ''really'' expensive, so I just went out and bought this gun!"

** Spoony's rant on how disgusted he is the people find Rikku (who is only 15) to be a sex symbol... until he sees a picture of woman cosplaying as her.

** At one point, Spoony points out how stupid he thinks [[Hypocritical Humor|characters who build giant robots and have spirals for pupils are]]. [[Hypocrisy Nod|Cue Dr. Insano asking]] if Spoony's seen Neutro anywhere.

** Spoony lambasting the absurdity of Blitzball.

** "... and I hate androgynous-looking whiny, pansy-ass characters." (shows picture of [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/Tidus.png Tidus], main character of ''this'' game) "D'oh, son of a bitch!"

** Rikku tells Tidus not to tell anyone he's from Zanarkand because it's a holy place in Spira and he might upset people. Cut to a scene with a caption saying "EXACTLY FOUR MINUTES LATER"...

'''Spoony:''' *[[Head Desk|Banging his head against the wall]] * }}

** "Our hero, ladies and gentlemen: ''[[Too Dumb to Live|too stupid]]'' to ''eat!''"

*** He ''could'' have used [[Little Shop of Horrors|"Suddenly Seymour"]], a love song that would have been much more appropriate for the scene, for obvious reasons.

** Spoony says that if he hit (Rikku's) [[Jail Bait]] ass, he'd have a rap sheet, leading to:

'''Spoony:''' Woah! You are a prison sentence waiting to happen kid! }}

* {{spoiler|PUMPKIN HEAD!}}

* In the finale, Spoony's entrance into the scene {{spoiler|dressed as Tidus}}. He just looked so goddamn ridiculous its impossible not to laugh.

** Black Lantern Spoony's present. '''"YOU FOOL!"'''

** And, in the same vein, pointing out the background music for a certain fight sounds like a dog trying to sing Slayer.

*** Actually, the final part had a lot of hilarious music moments. Also included are "Poker Face" for Yunalesca, and "The Pina Colada Song" ''and'' "Cheeseburger in Paradise" for what Jecht's favorite song could be.

* Spoony yelling at {{spoiler|Seymour's generic nihilistic Final Fantasy villain motivation for destroying the world.}}

** "[[Blah Blah Blah|Blah blah blah death and suffering and pain]] ''for fuck's sake'', man, [[Acceptable Targets|buy a Stabbing Westward CD]], [[Anime Hair|buy a comb]], just '''shut the fuck up!!!'''"

* Outlining the plan to stop Sin and Yu Yevon.

* The sheer [[Refuge in Audacity]]/[[Crosses the Line Twice]] of Spoony defending Jecht's [[Abusive Parents|abuse]] of Tidus. It goes on for ''nearly a full minute''.

 

 

== [[Final Fantasy X]]-2 ==

* When Spoony has to learn the Al Behd language, which he already did in FFX.

* His growing rage over "the password is monkey" scene.

'''[[Idiot Hero|Yuna]]:''' [[What an Idiot!|Key-mon?]]<br />

'''Spoony:''' IT'S MONKEY! ''MONKEY!!!'' YOU VAPID ''WHORES!'' }}

** Followed by his reaction to Rikku's [[Uncanny Valley|glass-eyed exclamation]] of the answer. Also mentioning how "monkey" is somehow a [[Hong Kong Dub|six syllable word]].

*** And of course the obligatory...

* "Yes, she dances so poorly, it causes people to go blind. [[Tempting Fate|Who could possibly do a dance so horrifying it blinds people?"]]

** "OH GOD! NO! [[Lampshade Hanging|WHY DO I ASK THESE QUESTIONS?!]] WHY, [[Benzaie|FRENCH CONAN?!]] [[Brain Bleach|KEEP YOUR THONG ON! MY EYES!]]

* His rant about why the heroes never bothered to search Zanarkand for spheres first, seeing as Tidus would never shut up about coming from there in the first game.

* His reaction to Paine:

'''Paine:''' It's a little late to be bringing that up.<br />

'''Spoony:''' Viva [[Rule 63]]! }}

** Even funnier when he later apologized [http://twitter.com/#!/TheSpoonyOne/status/94237621261303809 on Twitter], saying that Brad's early videos were still better than his, and [http://twitter.com/#!/thecinemasnob/status/94351876476239872 Brad's response].

* Spoony's encounter with the Massage Leblanc mini-game.

* Spoony's reaction to the '[[Kissing Cousins|incestuous]] love triangle' sub-plot. "I would expect this sort of depravity from perverted slash-fic writers on the internet, but not you!" Doubly funny because he's probably ''in'' plenty of fanfictions with that sort of plot. And he probably knows it.

* Spoony mocking Leblanc's shaky movements.

* His description of Lucil's attire.

* "[[Les Yay|This review]] [[Hot Springs Episode|brought to you by]] ''[[Saturday Night Live|Schmitt's Gay]]''!

* Comparing the church of New Yevon to the neonazis comes so much out of nowhere that it's bloody hilarious.

* '''Yuna''': Nobody knows his name, so [[Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep"|everyone just calls him Barkeep]].

* In episode three, Spoony points out the [[Fridge Logic]] in hosting a concert in the Thunder Plains- an area where, in the previous game, lightning would strike the player every few seconds. How does he do this? By having the audience subjected to a lethal version of the same treatment, with random lightning bolts killing spectators in massive explosions and Yuna's singing punctuated with [[Stock Scream|Wilhelm Screams]].

** "Well shit... that was actually really good."

* After finishing the review, Spoony realizes that he's going to have to fight someone from the game. It turns out to be {{spoiler|Yuna, as portrayed by Spoony in drag}}.

* Spoony ordering Oreo to bring him guns...and she instead comes back with a squeaky toy.

** And it ''works.''

* "Dude, why are you trying to kill me? I was pretty complimentary on your game, all things considered! ...Oh wait, I brutally murdered your boyfriend with a gunblade. Shit."

* At the end of the review, it looks like Yuna is going to kill Spoony. Who [[Big Damn Villains|saves the day]]? {{spoiler|'''[[Final Fantasy VII|SEPHIROTH]]'''.}} All because he's a big fan of Spoony's work. And then capped off when he tosses Spoony a copy of ''[[Final Fantasy XIII]]'' and walks off.

* This bit:

'''Spoony''': [[Carry On|Ohh matron, yes!]] }}

* Spoony's facepalm when Yuna shares her plan B: [[The Power of Love|Love.]] Cue him playing multiple clips of facepalms, including one from Naked Gun 3.

== Let's Play - [[Deadly Premonition]] ==

* Spoony's commentary in the beginning when two young twin boys spot a half-naked dead woman in a tree- and then proceed to play with the ladybug they have found as if nothing has happened:

** "[[Adam Sandler]] is... [[Twin Peaks|Dale Cooper!!!]]"

** The entire sequence with the absurdly long hotel table. "I got this table from the Last Supper. Jesus wasn't using it. He said I could have it."

** Joking that the music in the hotel dining room is the Mario theme, he hums the Mario theme only to realize ''how'' close they are and utters a bemused "What the hell?"

*** Looking at the video it seems that he said that in response to the extremely long dinner table in the Hotel.

** "So what do you do when you're driving through the woods at 80 miles an hour? Surely there's some way to arrest your movement. Oh, hitting a rock, that's how you do it."

** "If only cars had something that could be used to light a cigarette OHHHHHHH JESUS!"

** While looking through his wardrobe choices, including a red suit: "So I can just change my tie, or I can look like a complete asshole." One guess which one he chooses.

** "Oh, no! I got the fuse box! I am carrying with me my greatest nemesis!"

*** Does this count as Foe Yay? He has his enemy ''in his pocket''...

** "Oh, hell with it, let’s do it right here on the table!"

** The game proving that timing is the cornerstone of comedy:

** ''[During York's dream]''

'''Spoony:''' ..................''' ''YES,'' ''' may I help you little boy? }}

* "Okay kids, time to go ho-AAAAH, JESUS CHRIST, MY LORD AND SAVIOR! THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

 

== Let's Play - Phantasmagoria ==

** All the slightly [[Hypocritical Humour]] where Spoony paints Curtis as a massive nerd. Lampshaded at one point with "This man wants to bring back ''[[Sliders]]!'' ...or that might just be me."

*** [[Catapult Nightmare|* gasp* I forgot to Tivo]] [[Smallville]]!!

*** "He wants to show her his ''Thundercats'' fan fiction, but he has to wait for the right time!"

** "Oh my God, Jocilyn, head for the exit! [[Back to The Future|The ducks--they found me! I don't know how, but they found me!]]"

*** "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL WARNER!"

** Crazy Joey Fatone's random babbles during one of the freakouts, "There's my taco Salad!" "Pizza, pizza, pizza" "Everybody in the POOOOOOOL".

** "[[Catch Phrase|MY ASS!]]"

** "Why does he have a disco in his secret lab? ([[Beat]]) ''You spin me right round, like a record, baby, right round''..."

** "George Romero presents: ''Bob of the Dead''"; And:

'''{{spoiler|Zombie!}}Bob''': My glasses are fiiiiixed.. }}

** "It's a Glo-Worm. I used to have one of these as a kid. See you'd squeeze it and it'd glow and keep you all safe at night. And...[[Accidental Innuendo|it's going right in my pants]]."

*** "So, come on up to the lab and...see what's on the slab."

** What happens when Curtis wastes a little too much time:

'''Spoony:''' (deep breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH! You know, if the game itself isn't going to take a fucking interest in the storyline then why the hell should I?! }}

** "Oh no... Emo Powers... fading... ''Crawling in my skiiiiiiiiiin.....''"

** He has Curtis call himself, which results in a demonic voice calling him a "motherlicking" something-or-other. "Man, I gotta change my answering machine. ''(beat)'' Let's do it again!"

** This hysterical bit:

''(Spoony cracks up)'' }}

** In the part at the end where Spoony parodies the phone part (and one of his own running gags), this part shines through:

'''Batman:'''' I heard that, Noah. }}

** Spoony constantly wondering if various people want to see Curtis' [[Double Entendre|screwdriver]].

** Then during {{spoiler|Therese's death}}:

'''Spoony:''' *disappointed* Awww... }}

** "Oh, sorry, didn't mean to scare you. This is Satan, I was just using your bathroom. I'll be right out."

** While in the process of showing everything in his inventory to the psychiatrist:

'''Spoony:''' I wish ''I'' was having fun... }}

** There's also his numerous comments to the effect that since [[Even the Guys Want Him|absolutely everyone]] [[Chick Magnet|is hot for]] [[Kavorka Man|Curtis]], it'd be easier for them to just have an orgy.

* "Ve are taking our relationship to ze next level, Die Wundersex. Your safe word is [[Gratuitous German|Fafernugereinenklienerschinsselbach]] und from now on you're my dirty altar boy".

** Spoony's reaction to the next scene where Curtis is dangling from celing-mountained chains in his room - first hysterical laughter, then questioning the details:

*** [[Catapult Nightmare|*gasp*]][[Brick Joke|Fafernugereinenklienerschinsselbach!]]

* "And he shoved the toolbox [[Ass Shove|UP HIS ASS]]!" (Since it is not visible on the ingame character, only in his inventory.)

* At one point, before finding out [[All Women Are Lustful|Therese]]'s name, Spoony refers to her as "Horny the elf".

* Tom writing [[Final Fantasy 7|Tifa/Cloud]] bondage smut fic while working late at the office.

* "Curtis has a body like an uncooked breadstick if you dropped it on the floor and it got little hairs all over it."

* The tail end of Hour 4 is your only warning: Spoony is warming up for [[A Worldwide Punomenon]]. [[Dope Slap|Dope-slaps]] abound:

''"Hey look; electronic mail! ...I'm sorry, I'll do it again."'' {{smallcaps| *slap*}} ''"I'm a bad boy..."''<br />

''"I know I've been hard on this actress, but she's not -that- bad... in fact, I've grown rather phoned of her."'' {{smallcaps| *slap*}} ''"Ow..."''<br />

''"Even though it wasn't technically on the desk, Curtis did end up boning her after all, so I'm awarding full points! Hehe! I mean it was boning, just not in the way you'd thought it would be, heehee..." {{smallcaps| *slap*}} ''[[Character Tic|"Hey ow, that was involuntary!"]]'' }}

Any time the milquetoast Curtis tries to be self-confident:

Spoony: --if I were wittier. }}

* Bob the murder scene. "Would it be inappropriate to sing 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead?'", "Oh he was my sworn blood enemy." "Look, killing Bob wasn't as important to be as crushing his everlasting soul and humiliating him." "He was a weapon's grade douche nozzle."

== Let's Play - SWAT 4 ==

* There's also his [[Let's Play]] of ''SWAT 4'', which includes his legendary spazzing whenever the SWAT officers complain about the player being in their way.

'''Spoony:''' "You MOTHERFUCKER, I will PUNCH you in the fucking SOUL, you FUCKING asshat!" }}

** Bonus points for it being same officer almost every time.

*** Subverted in one of the later videos:

'''Spoony:''' "Oh, you ass-- wait, you're not Reynolds! Who the fuck are you?!" }}

*** Also, at one point, Reynolds gets incapacitated, and Spoony just gloats over his body.

*** He does likewise with not-Reynolds when he gets killed immediately following the above exchange (and another flashbang screw-up.

** First mission:

** Also, whenever he tries to equip pepper spray to restrain someone, but accidentally equips a [[Stuff Blowing Up|breaching charge]] instead.

** Even funnier is when randomly at the end of the mission he pepper sprays the old woman just for the sake of it (it's justified if only because she's housing a total psychopath serial killer of a son).

** The end of one SWAT 4 mission is both this and a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], when he discovers that a mad cult has {{spoiler|[[Moral Event Horizon|murdered all of their children and buried them in the basement]]}}, he is NOT going to let this pass!

''Shortly after the discovery of the child graveyard in the basement, SWAT Commander Spoony reported the discovery of an armed incendiary device near the cult's stockpile of liquid fertilizer. He ordered a withdrawal of the team to await the bomb squad, but the device 'unexpectedly' detonated before their arrival, destroying the entire building. No police officers were injured, but tragically, the device exploded before [[Complete Monster|the kiddie-murdering cultists]] could be evacuated from the scene. There were no survivors. No further investigation is planned.'' }}

** Spoony orders his team to open a door and flash-bang the room, but unfortunately a suspect is standing directly on the other side of the portal...

(''screen fades out while Spoony is still screaming in rage in the background'') }}

** After Spoony accidentally shot and killed two of his teammates:

** And the last third of the ninth video of ''SWAT 4'' has the DEATH MONTAGE, showing the infuriatingly yet hilariously large amount of deaths Spoony suffered while playing through that level.

** Followed by another one presented as a Russian police training video (with a [[Crowning Music of Awesome|a perfect use]] of [[Memetic Mutation|Dschingis Khan's "Moskau"]]), with plenty of [[Borat|anti-Semitic]] and Soviet propaganda [[Engrish]]. "Aim Better For Much Victory", "Individual Is Weak. Trust in Comrades and Glorious Socialist Union", "Is police! But we arrest for bad sweater."

** Finally determining once and for all "THEY were in MY way."

*** Also, Spoony just getting fed up with his own teammates and gunning them down.

*** Also:

'''(Attempt #4)''' "Oh, you STUPID FUCK! You ran right in front of my assault rifle! AGAIN!" }}

** "No, not stairs! ''(Whiny)'' My foot is owie..."

** The 13th and final mission of the game begins with his teammates bitching about him being in the way ''before he's even given control of his character''.

'''Spoony:''' "What the fuck are you--This is the spawn point, you fucking assminer! I oughta shoot you in the eyes right now!" }}

* "And according to the game, that wasn't a bad job for a non-sworn officer. Now, a real SWAT man would have charged in there with a taser gun and a whiffle bat and brought 'em all back alive."

* If this is a Rage Monkey lab, I'm joining the terrorists. You know how far I'm willing to go to stop the Rage Monkeys (also a [[Call Back]] to Riff on Ripper).

* That moment in Mission 7 where Spoony orders his Blue Team to stack up on a door, only to have one of the team members come out of the door to get in his position.

** Later on, he spends several minutes trying to hunt down a roaming gunman through the level, only to find him eventually in the kitchen. Spoony deduces he was trying to get his buddy out of the freezer.

* During one mission, he sings a portion of Escape Club's "Wild Wild West".

* After you've watched the whole series and become fully versed in the whole "You're in my way" [[Berserk Button]], it's pretty funny to go back to Video 2, where it happens for the first time and Spoony's reaction could almost be called calm. From an acorn grows a great oak...

 

** "Holy shit! It's Cyber-Walken! [[Memetic Mutation|Get in the car]]!"

** He even gets in a reference to Ralph Bakshi's obscure animated version of ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'', or specifically (S)Aruman's delivery of the lines.

** "Let me try something. HEY CATHERINE!"

** RAGE MONKEYS!

** And then there's the beginning of act 3, part 1. In the previous video {{spoiler|Farley's stomach exploded in front of Quinlan}}.

'''Spoony:''' Sounds like the tagline for a bukkake video. }}

** "Oh, by the way: ''[[Memetic Mutation|Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...]]'' Ha ha! You just got [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Ripprolled]]!"

** "... I got an enlarged prostate..." "WHOA! [[Too Much Information|Too much information!]] WAY too much information!"

** Quinlan: What do you sell? Spoony: DILDOS!

** In the hospital:

'''Spoony:''' Curtis! }}

** "If it was this annoying and hellish just to get into a public library, just imagine what you gotta do to get the kind of illegal Asian porn I like!"

** "Yes, Mr. Quinlan, people love to download {{spoiler|the dying screams of monkeys}}. Why do you think [[Mariah Carey]] is so popular?"

** This little exchange cracks me up.

'''Spoony:''' Wh-wh-what?<br />

'''Vigo:'''...and how I am going to fuck you.<br />

'''Spoony:''' Okay, this conversation got off to a weird start. }}

** And this awesome gem.

** "Why did you hide {{spoiler|the one thing that can kill the fucking Ripper}}, you insane old man!

** But here's what really happened: {{spoiler|clip from [[The Tenth Kingdom]], where the game's star played Wolf.}}

** [[It Makes Sense in Context|"Eat my ninja energy shuriken, monkey queen!]] HADOOKEN!"

** In the Prologue, as Quinlan cradles the injured Catherine in his arms.

'''Quinlan''': '''FUCK!'''<br />

'''Spoony''': ''[through surprised laughter]'' ...or that works too, I guess. }}

** Spoony's perpetual iPhone jokes regarding the Wireless Access Console (WAC), claiming he has one, but not the much-coveted 'swirly blue thing' model:

** "My girlfriend has a "portable WAC" too, but she calls it something different."

* Why Falconetti couldn't remember Stephanie Jordan;

 

== Movie Reviews ==

** Along with his review of [[Turkish Star Wars]].

* The ''Clones of Bruce Lee'' review features Spoony, Spencer D. Bum, and Dr. Insano on the same couch. An impressive split screen effect that leads to much hilarity ensuing, including his self-proclaimed darkest joke ever involving the death of Brandon Lee.

** Dr. Insano's reaction to finding out the [[Mad Scientist]] villain is named 'Dr. Nye':

** Dr. Insano's outrage at the movie's [[Mad Scientist]]'s lame inventions: first a chemical capable of killing any plant:

** ...and a formula capable of turning people into "living bronze":

** At the beginning of the review, when Linkara is planning to clone Spoony, he decides to program the clone to promote his ''Revolution of the Mask'' graphic novel. In the second part, two of the Bruces go to a beach where <s>topless</s> [[Fan Service|naked women are standing around]]...and they're [[Brick Joke|censored by a]] ''[[Brick Joke|Revolution of the Mask]]'' ad.

*** Linkara's initial attempt to revive Spoony by hitting his remains with a hammer. And then we are informed what happened when he tried punching reality.

** Dr. Insano's [[Even Evil Has Standards|reaction]] to seeing [[Squick|"Bruce Lee" in tiny pink shorts]].

** His commentary of the said video is interrupted by Bolo Yeung's on-screen appearance.

** During said commentary, he ponders other cloning possibilities, one of them being cloning [[Van Halen|Eddie Van Halen]] three times, and having them play "Eruption" all at once, which would cause the universe to "[[Awesomeness Is Volatile|explode from the awesomeness]]".

* The entire review for ''Robowar'', but particularly Ed Glaser's cameo as a SWAT officer.

** This review needs more than just that, surely. What about Spoony's comments on the inexplicable nature of the conversations in this movie, going straight from weird nicknames to BAM (Big Ass Motherfuckers??) to Vietnam for absolutely no reason. Or the entire scene with the briefing that didn't happen?

'''The Commander:''' No I didn't. }}

** Also Spoony recreating the [[Sarcasm Mode|Awesome musical score]] by tapping only one piano key over and over again while flexing with his other arm.

** "I've seen way too many fucking movies..."

*** "We'll need a lot more hemp before we're through."

* From the ''Santa With Muscles review'':

** Spoony tying the reckless paintball driving scene with one of WCW's most notorious angles:

''([[Beat]])''<br />

'''Spoony''': [[Small Reference Pools|See, the old school wrestling fans out there, they just got a chuckle out of that]]; the other 99% of you? ''(makes went-over-your-head gesture)'' Woo~! }}

** "...[[Hey, It's That Guy!|Clint Howard]]?! Clint, dude...I wouldn't ordinarily say this, but...''this is beneath you!''"

** If you ever ask someone if they can do something for you and their response is * maniac giggling* '''OH''' YEAH!'' HAHAHAHAHA! ... Find someone else!

** "This looks like a job for... ''The Proper Authorities''!" * Walks away*

** The Nostalgia Critic being [[Driven to Suicide]] by the first film.

* The Space Thunder Kids review. What convinces him that a room in the Hilton is worth watching such a crappy movie? Lars, the ''in-room personal ass-wiper''. The awed expression on his face as he comes out of the bathroom is ''breathtaking''.

** Sage pulling out a list of shows and films ''Space Thunder Kids'' ripped off....which happens to be the size of a phone book.

** His deadpan acceptance of the ridiculous [[Space Is Noisy]], with justification that "there's no air to get in the way".

** His utter ''awe'' at Terl's miraculous ability to... [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|instantaneously know how high above sea level any given location is]].

** "You wish you could make a movie half as awesome and gay as [[Top Gun]]. It just can't be done."

** "Fucking Freddie Prinze Jr. couldn't command fucking wings at a fucking KFC!"

** His reaction to everyone being very quiet [[You Fail Physics Forever|so the Kilrathi destroyer doesn't hear them.]]

* "[[Blatant Lies|Highlander 2: The Quickening is the smartest sci-fi thriller since]] [[Blade Runner]]."

** ''[[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties|Application Error: The exception floating-point divided by zero.]]''

** His long rant about all the inconsistencies with the first movie, best summarized in this line:

*** Followed by a quick flash of [[Star Wars|Jar-Jar Binks]].

** "Why am I in a [[Star Trek|Starfleet uniform!?"]]

*** To which we get a picture of [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|Bulk & Skull]]

** At the end of the review, Spoony slowly realizes that all Highlander sequels and spin-offs were bad. Cue double facepalm:

** "Hey Noah, [[Never Heard That One Before|where's the ark?!]]"

*** "Oh and by the way, just because I ''do'' actually happen to have an ark in the backyard has ''nothing'' to do with the fact that my name is Noah, and when the polar ice caps finally melt, flood the earth, and destroy all life, I am not gonna let any of you dickweeds who made fun of me in!"

*** Using [[Actor Allusion|the same joke]], his long Cox impression/rant.

** Dr. Insano's reaction to the unveiling of the planetary shield:

'''Insano''': The ''horrible life giving '''Sun!''''' We finally defeated it with SCIENCE! }}

* From his review of [[Mazes and Monsters]], the cameo of {{spoiler|[[The Room|Wiseau!]]}}Benzaie.

** Playing the ending narration of ''Monster-A-Go-Go'' after the monster hallucination in the cave.

** [[Creator Breakdown]] at its funniest:

'''Mom''': Daniel, this is a very competitive world, and you're going to have to live in it! Now! Not later, but now! Later, you're not going to be able to find a job! Later, they're going to want [[Gadgeteer Genius|the computer expert from MIT]], not a game player from [[Place Worse Than Death|that Grant University]]!<br />

'''Spoony''': And ''much'' later the Indians and Chinese are going to radically underbid domestic companies for software contracts, so go to MIT now while you still can! Because god knows [[Actor Allusion|by the year 2000 your computer science degree will be fucking useless]]...''(grows more distraught)'' and you'll be [[Basement Dweller|stuck at home trapped forever in a hopeless fucking purgatory]] with a fucking blue robot, reviewing shitty movies and horrible ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' games! ''(increasingly hysterical)'' And I can't stand it anymore! ''What the fuck has become of my life?!'' ''(draws gun)'' I'M GONNA BURN THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLACE TO THE GROUND! '''''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'''''--<br />

''(TV static, then smash cut to a picture of several ''[[LEGO]]'' men in white clothes trying to restrain a panicky ''[[LEGO]]'' man with the caption {{smallcaps|"[[We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties|We'll be right back! Time for my medicine]]!"}} while [[Soundtrack Dissonance|cheerfully upbeat music]]<ref>"I Feel Fantastic" by [[Jonathan Coulton]], a song about psychiatric drug overperscription</ref> plays)'' }}

** Talking about how there were rumours of him being a Satanist for playing D&D, or being gay for participating in drama club. "I was a gay Satanist, I was just positively evil." (complete with flamboyant hand wave)

** When one of the characters in-movie says, "You have two questions." Spoony puts in his own, "Uh, [[Lost|what do Jack's tattoo's mean?]] Gah, that's stupid!"

** "WARNING: the following clip will completely ruin your ability to enjoy any [[Tom Hanks]] movie you'll ever see again."

** "That's not funny! Man, I've been there!" And, cue flashback to 2002 when Spoony blacked out playing FFVIII and woke up carrying a ''bloodstained gunblade''.

** "See, this is what happens when you let scientologists treat the mentally ill".

** "Oh my god. People finding a healthy outlet for dealing with their real life problems? Those evil bastards should be round up and drowned in ammonia!"

** "Oh sorry, I sort of lost interest in your boring-ass talking so I started playing some [[Bayonetta]]. Are there titties in this movie?"

** "Yeah, well, you know these damn kids with their hobbits and their rings of power. You think ''this'' game of Mazes and Monsters got out of hand? You should have seen it when third edition came out." ''[dramatic close-up of Spoony]'' "At nights, I can still smell the bodies in the streets..."

* His getting more and more frustrated over the use of vampire tropes in ''Howling II''.

** "How do you make a sequel to a movie hoping the audience never saw the first one? ''[poster of Highlander II]'' Duh!"

** His ''utter glee'' at managing to work once again the line "Can't we get [[Mad Max|beyond Thunderdome]] ?" into a review.

** Spoony parodying the opening voiceover:

'''Spoony''': ''[falsetto]'' 4. They're aliens from the planet Zeist but [[Fanon Discontinuity|nobody likes to talk about it.]] 5. This series hasn't been relevant since [[Sean Connery]] jumped ship like the first white bitch off the ''Titanic''. }}

** Highlander: Sitcom.

** His reaction to Giovanni's haircut.

** "OhcrapcrapcrapIdidn'tthinkthisthrouuuuuuugh..."

** "Oh crap, it's [[The Wicker Man]]!! Not the BEES!! AAARGH..!!

*** According to the commentary, when Spoony and Miles first saw ''The Source'', there were so many stupid moments that they had to pause the movie briefly several times in sheer disbelief. When they got to the cover, they stopped the movie and couldn't work up the nerve to go on for ''a whole hour''.

** He concludes his review of all the crappy Highlander sequels by "beheading" his Atari Jaguar with the Highlander game in it. With his [[Cool Versus Awesome|gunblade.]] Sadly, no Quickening ensues, though he tries to get one to start.

** During the final battle between Duncan and the Guardian, he plays "Yakety Sax" from [[The Benny Hill Show]] over the fight. And that's the extent of editing the footage...the final battle really is that stupid.

* From Dr. Insano's review of ''The Dungeon Master'':

** "I wasted $1.99 renting this movie, [[Disproportionate Retribution|and I will have my revenge]]!"

** The scene where the hero blows up the members of W.A.S.P. resulting in the ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]'' clip where Spinal Tap talks about the drummer who spontaneously combusted during a performance.

** Insano finding another way to get footage from Final Fantasy X-2 without playing it.

** Insano's reaction to Paul using a laser to defeat the challenge YET AGAIN!

** When Insano hears that the [[Big Bad]] is named Mestema, he says that it sounds like some kind of disease. This is immediately followed by a [[Fake Commercial]] for "X-Calbr8", Insano's miracle cream for curing Mestema, featuring cameos by Matt Briner, Guru Larry, and Sean Fausz.

* From his review of ''Cage'':

** "Billy, tell [[The Incredible Hulk|Hulk]] about Disneyland.

** Spoony's response to how the film's villain is forcing the Lou Ferrigno character to fight again in thirty minutes after he's already fought two matches:

** The "USA: 9.7" gag with the fruit stand/corkscrew aerial crash. The dopey look on his face is icing on the cake.

** [[Overly Long Gag|"I like wrestling, but I hate fighting, but I like wrestling, but..."]]

** "Your next fight is against "The Great One" ''[The opening of [[Dwayne Johnson|The Rock]]'s WWE entrance video & theme plays]''

** "I didn't mean to kill that little guy!"

** "[[Sarcasm Mode|Yeah, try pulling the trigger about 10 more times, I'm sure there's a bullet in there somewhere!]]"

** "Stars action hero Lou Ferrigno! [[Rouge Angles of Satin|ROB Brown!]]"

** When he sees that one of the opponents that Lou fights is Malibu (From American Gladiators, as well as the Warrior from the Dragonstrike VHS), he puts in post-match footage of Malibu being interviewed.

** His take on how deadpan the announcer sounds doing the commentary

** His comments on the overuse of stock sounds and screams, including a man in the audience cheering with the ''YYYEEAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!! scream''

** On Reb's costume:

* From his review of ''Mercenary Fighters'', his recap of the basic plot of the film.

** WARNING: What follows is the manliest thing ever recorded on film. Your balls may drop off in shame at the mere knowledge that you will never in your entire life do something half this manly

** His (Rather justified) reaction to seeing Reb Brown's [[Fan Disservice|pasty white ass]]

* The Spoony Snob's review of The Revenge of the House of Usher has this:

** "You know, somehow I doubt that [[Edgar Allan Poe]] wrote ''The Fall of the House of Usher'' as a sequel to ''Zombie 4''"!

** The commentary has the story of how both he and the Nostalgia Critic had the idea of having the Snob appear on their shows, and since Doug actually flew the Snob in to appear on camera with him, he had to concede that battle. So he made up his mind to just be incredibly pissed off at Doug for just the few days it would take him to rewrite his review, until Doug called up and apologized for basically nothing, which paradoxically just made Spoony even angrier for not being able to be angry at him anymore.

 

** You know you've really made it as a evil wizard when your stronghold has lots of windows that are also made of fire! Sure, the heating bill is outrageous, but dammit, I have a window made of fire!

** The witch prophecy of Rip Torn's career:

** The [[Mondegreen]] of "Yor's World" was pretty freaking awesome.

** Also, the cameo appearance of The Goddamned Avatar was great if you've seen his review of Ultima: The Stygian Abyss

* From Beastmaster II:

'''Spoony:''' I'm... gonna need a minute guys. {{[[[Wall Bang]] Slams head against wall}}] }}

** Spoony seeing the movie theater with the marquee promoting Beastmaster II.

** In response to the offensively swishy gay French tailor in the Beastmaster 2 review:

'''Spoony:''' You invented a 'Gaydar'.<br />

'''Spoony:''' Why would you ever need a Gaydar?<br />

'''Insano:''' Ohhh don't you worry about why I need a Gaydar, you just go do your... thing with the movie, I'm just gonna go... }}

** "Shit, attacking eagles?! RUN! GRAB A COATHANGER! DAR STARTED THE BIRDEMIC!"

** Finally flipping out about all the pop culture references:

'''90s Kid''': ''(scoff)'' Dude! '''[[I Take Offense to That Last One|Harsh!]]''' ''[Exit]'' }}

** The stereotypical gay fashionisto helping the [[Big Bad]] find a new outfit. The payoff to Spoony's blatant [[Tempting Fate|temptation of fate]] is such that you could set your watch to:

'''Spoony''': ''(whimpering)'' NEVER! WE'RE NEVER SHOWING THAT CLIP AGAIN! NEVER! }}

*** During the episode commentary, when that scene comes up, Spoony mentions how Benzaie once got quite offended over being called "gay" on Twitter asking "Why would you think THAT?" The first reply he got was a link to [[Not Helping Your Case|THAT scene]]. Benzaie could only reply "Oh."

** At the beginning, with him talking about the trend of movies which took a hero from a faraway land/galaxy and put them in modern-day Earth

* Spoony getting a brain aneurysm during the review of ''Garzey's Wing'' after seeing the protagonist's soul getting abducted by a goose.

** This:

'''Spoony:''' But if you use to duraga rolls at gabujuju, won't the niixaflucks flank you at nixafluckachuckafuck? }}

* From "Lords of Magick":

** SPAZ LASERS!

** Spoony's montage of different advertising mascots bursting into libraries and wreaking destruction, to justify why the library in the movie has such strict background checks.

** The evil sorcerer, as phase 1 of his plan to corrupt one of the two magician brothers, tells Ulric in a booming telepathic voice, "Go to the whore! Ulric! GO TO THE WHORE!" and later instructs him to kill her. Spoony is flabbergasted. "That voice is ''real?'' Other people hear it too?!" Not long after, he's on the phone with his lawyer saying [[Noodle Incident|he should never have accepted that insanity plea.]]

** The entire ending fight scene, even without the commentary

*** "Screw magic, I'm just gonna kick your ass!"

** Spoony and Linkara's hysterical, B-Movie worthy panic about multi-gene lifeforms, because [[Sarcasm Mode|having more than one gene is unnatural!]]

** His reaction to Heihachi's spiel about how lions throw their cubs over cliffs.

'''Spoony''': [[Critical Research Failure|No, no they don't]]. You see, [[Shown Their Work|I researched it]], and lions are ''extremely'' protective of their young and would ''never'' hurl them off a cliff! So basically the instigating event that set into motion the plot of the movie and every single Tekken game ''is complete bullshit''!<br />

'''Heihachi''': If you're truly my son then you'll be able to climb back up.<br />

'''Spoony''': You think he'd double check that little factoid before ''throwing his son off a cliff''. I'll bet he went home after and checked online "Aw, son of a--! Well now I just feel silly..." }}

** The scene with the invitation card.

'''Spoony''': It's fucking spelled wrong, is what it is! [[Rouge Angles of Satin|Well Come?]] It's the biggest multinational defence contractor in history but their graphic design department needs help! }}

** "Yeah, for a cop I have a really bad habit of assaulting unarmed women from behind."

** "Stabbing Westward, what the hell?!"

** Spoony's reaction to this line:

'''Spoony''': [laughs] Oh, well done Holmes! I think you've solved this mystery! }}

** "[[Knightmare|Oooooh... nasty.]]"

** "We manipulated a kangaroo's embryonic DNA..." "WHY?!?!?" What makes it great is that he just plays that one word over the footage and then lets it continue.

** His short montage of doing various things Heihachi's rambling dialogue near the end, culminating with -

'''Spoony:''' I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SENTENCE MEANS! }}

* Tekken 2010

** Film Brain's reaction to Lee's Tekken 5 ending.

** Spoony and Brain's reinterpretation of the fan's reaction to Jin winning Iron Fist.

'''Brain''': I have scurvy! }}

** Spoony's response to Heihachi's first appearance onscreen. It's just too good of a joke to quote on here.

** The film contains the line [[Berserk Button|"You're in my way."]] Spoony doesn't react well.

** Spoony's near-[[Squee]] amusement to the tournament's random stage selection.

* King Of Fighters:

** During a fight scene where Rugal Bernstein (played by Ray Park) fights Kyo.

** He's so upset about Terry Bogard's characterization that he keeps playing sound clips from the game over his dialogue.

** His remark on Kyo being a halfbreed.

** "I made this with typing!"

** There's a scene where Rugal's trying to find the right weapon to fight Kyo with, with Spoony doing the same thing. ::a foam hammer appears:: Too [[Donkey Kong]]! ::he pulls out a [[Final Fantasy VIII|gunblade]]. Too [[Final Fantasy]]! ::the Dizzy Gilespie figure appears in his hands:: Too jazzy!

* ''Dead or Alive''

** The movie provides the most gratuitous ass-shot in the history of the world, which causes the Ass Shot meter to rise beyond recordable levels, outputting 'numbers' such as "ERROR," "OBEY INSANO," and other random numbers, finally exploding. All with Spoony laughing in the background.

* ''Skullduggery'':

** "It's like a fucking alien wrote this movie! ...Or [[Benzaie]]. Same thing, really."

*** Look closely in the background and you can see Oreo [[Funny Background Event|standing there watching him]] for some of this routine. Spoony admitted this was a mistake on Twitter, but since the entire point of this sequence was how unimpressive the "magic" was, it actually makes it even funnier.

** His anger with the annoying pervert that turns EVERY line into a [[Double Entendre]], shocked that there exists a character more one-dimensional than [[Family Guy|Glenn Quagmire]].

** While watching a scene where a nurse is trying to seduce the killer by acting like a mother to her child, a cop (played by his brother) busts in and starts beating him for watching kiddie porn.

** "[[Pulp Fiction|What happened here was a miracle, and I want you to fucking acknowledge it!]]"

** This Troper has love for a small moment as the characters gush over how skilled the magician supposedly is. "Have you seen the magician? He's amazing!" [[Brutal Honesty|"No he isn't, he fucking sucks!"]]

** Miles' weary reaction to be dragged into one of Spoony's reviews to be talked at in an extremely odd fashion to Lampshade similar language in the movie- "Get a job".

*** The whole time, Spoony is holding Oreo and petting her like he's a [[James Bond|Bond]] villain.

** "[[Bill and Ted|EXCELLENT!]]"

** Spoony acting like the Heihachi vs Jin vs Kazuya fight is a demented anime wrestling match, with him commentating in a [[Jim Ross]] impression.

** His running gag of shouting out the movie's title in one of the, many, extended scenes dedicated to the two schoolgirls<ref>Well one's a robot, but that's not really important right now</ref> talking about their crushes, coming up with silly names for their attacks, generally gossiping, etc etc...

** Spoony's baffled reaction at the fans of the game hating ''Tekken 2010'' despite it having a lot of fighting and being at worst [[So Okay It's Average]].

** The end of the review:

* Game Over

** Spoony opening up the video detailing the food poisoning he recently got over. While it should be disgusting, the way he goes on and on about it is hard not to laugh at.

** At about 11 minutes in, Spoony says this in a fast-paced monotone: [[Obviously Evil|"Gee I wonder if Drexel will become self-aware and attempt to eradicate humanity]] [[Cliché Storm|I can't tell because the foreshadowing is TOO FUCKING SUBTLE what do you think]] [[Star Wars|Admiral Ackbar?"]] All while a red police siren is seen going off on his shelf.

** His imitations of people trying to sell stuff during the bazaar scenes.

 

 

** Landing on the island from and finding a bunch of weapons, then he finds the Triforce, does the Zelda [[Item Get]] pose, complete with the DO DO DO DOOOOO! sting, then stares at it incredulously and wonders what he's supposed to do with a ''triangle'' and then tosses it aside for a weapon he can really use... {{spoiler|a [[Final Fantasy VIII|Gunblade]].}}

** His [[Fridge Logic]] over the fact that, in this fantasy setting, there are shops that sell ''space shuttles''. Cut to Spoony as an apprentice blacksmith fixing the re-entry tiles on the ''Challenger''.

'''"SHIT!"''' }}

** "Yes! Beat the Benny Hill gag like a Dead Horse!"

* ''[[Ultima III]]: Exodus''

*** {{spoiler|THE GRASS!!!!}}

** His closing remarks.

* ''[[Ultima IV]]: Quest of the Avatar''

** "WTF Cock Dungeon??"

** Chuckles forces Spoony to play [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-game The Game]. Every time he's hit with the rubber chicken he loses it.

** Spoony's rant when the Avatar gets poisoned and runs up to Lord British to get healed only to find him asleep with no way to wake him up:

* [[Ultima VII]]: The Black Gate

** His lengthy 2 minute explanation of the main quest of the game, which ends as he hyperventilates with a paper bag and falls over.

** The ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]'' reference, which Spoony had been talking about wanting to make ever since he started the Retrospective.

** Also, Spoony's tone of voice when reacting, among others, to the mutilated corpse of a blacksmith, a "deserted" cave infested with dragons, and the ritualistic killing of a baby.

** Spoony's punchline when [[Infinity+1 Sword|the Black Sword]] is used to decapitate Lord British?

** And his examination of the throne room the Guardian's followers have built:

'''The Guardian:''' {{smallcaps| What kind of throne room ''is'' this? [[Zoolander|A throne room for ants?]] How am I supposed to get in? I need leg room, people! And come on, [[Even Evil Has Standards|I may be a Dark God of Deceit and Domination, but even]] ''[[Even Evil Has Standards|I]]'' [[Even Evil Has Standards|need a little lumbar support!]] }} }}

* [[Ultima Underworld]]: The Stygian Abyss

** His "[[Dude, Where's My Respect?]]" [[Freak-Out]] upon finding out [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MOmZIcN008 nobody believes he's the Avatar, despite the fact that a whole religion is founded around him and his deeds.]

'''Spoony''': I am literally the Christ figure of your fucking religion! There are museums dedicated to my great feats stretching through hundreds of years of your recorded history! I should be the most recognizable bastard on the face of this planet, and this cock hydra doesn't know who I am? None of you guys know who I am? Read a book people! I know humility is one of the eight virtues, but I'm the goddamn Avatar! Hello?! }}

** And, of course, his [[Mushroom Samba]] response to the game's [[Trippy Finale Syndrome]].

* [[Ultima Underworld]] II: Labyrinth of Worlds

** The end of the review, when a Headless bursts into his room.

''[Spoony [[Groin Attack|kicks the Headless in the groin]].]''<br />

'''Spoony:''' Now, me on the other hand? I fight like a dirty bastard. }}

** Spoony's interpretation of what must have happened after the destruction of the Black Gate, since it seemingly took 18 months for the Britanians to search Batlin's stuff.

'''The Goddamn Avatar:''' ''[picks up a bottle of tequila]'' Eh, eventually. Hey, who's coming to Buckaneer's Den? If we hurry, we can still catch Happy Hour. I'm driving, chicks dig the Magic Carpet! Wooooooo! }}

** The best part? Spoony used a green screen to actually insert himself into the cutscene of the Black Gate's destruction.

** A subtle one, he talks about a funny glitch where two city guards get stuck on each other and get in a never ending argument about getting out of each other's way. Spoony then plays audio clips from SWAT 4 of the infamous "you're in my way, sir" gag, making him giggle and comment that he keeps waiting for them to get into a fist fight. The ''really'' funny part? If you watch the game, you'll see the Avatar and his companions start killing the guards to end the gag. It's one of those "whoa, wait, rewind that" funny moments.

** Spoony's mini-rant about how the game requires you to equip several specific pieces of equipment, and that it's very possible to lose one of the items in your inventory, because it's a small ring that's barely visible on the screen, before noting that this is ''the exact reason'' he never finished the game before, because he [[Rage Quit]] after he couldn't find the item. He then caps it off by noting that he ''should'' have continued playing, as a glitch in the game that means that when it checks you're using the required equipment, it checks everything ''except one thing'' - Naturally, the ring.

* ''[[Ultima VIII]]''

** The Guardian gloats that, by exiling the Avatar to the world of Pagan, he is dooming him to a place where no-one knows his name or his exploits in saving Britannia. Spoony immediately responds with "Like that's anything new!" and does a [[Call Back]] to his [[Dude, Where's My Respect?]] complaints from ''Ultima Underworld''.

** Exploding Treasure Chests. Set to the 1812 Overture.

*** The last straw being when he finishes one of said segments...''and is knocked into the pit by [[Running Gag|an exploding chest]]''.

** The dramatic return of the Headless... who Spoony fights by mimicking the goofy repetetive striking animation of the protagonist of this game. [[Funny Background Event|And then Oreo runs into the room]].

*** And on a related note, Spoony's full-throated shriek of anguish and subsequent [[Angrish|enraged gibbering]] on hearing the Avatar ask what the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom is. "This is like the Pope asking what the fucking Bible is!"

** "Yes, a maid has to explain to The Avatar why it's good to eat food. THE AVATAR IS [[Call Back|TOO STUPID]] [[Final Fantasy X|TO EAT]]!"

** Hell, ANY time he repeats a line to show how stupid the game is.

[[Running Gag|Your knowledge]] [[Ironic Echo|of the land]] [[Blatant Lies|shall be great.]]<br />

What's a paladin? }}

** When asking why a gargoyle is hovering in place despite wings not working that way:

 

 

== Video Game Reviews ==

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfVRnVCzq5c&t=6m12s (As one of the team-mates in the game is spazzing out) "Collins? Collins? Hey, Collins, you're OK? (Cut to said team-mate glitching with looping animation. Cue Irish music) What the hell is he doing? Is he riverdancing? I...think he might be infected by the Thing."]

** That review itself has actually been recommended by [[Zero Punctuation|Yahtzee]] himself once in an [http://www.gamespot.com/news/blogs/sidebar/909182374/26300119/pressspotting-ramblin-with-ben-yahtzee-croshaw.html interview] when he noted Spoony as one of his personal favorite reviewers.

** "BOOBS DO NOT WORK THIS WAY! They should ''not'' account for 60% of a woman's mass!"

** His comments on the crossdressing part in Wall Market are utterly hilarious as well.

'''Ramsay:''' "It looks like me if I were thirty pounds overweight and made out of ''fucking'' Play-Doh!" }}

* ''Power Klingon'' has several, but one that struck [[This Troper]] in particular is the confused look on Spoony's face when Michael Dorn/Worf mentions a Beta Quadrant species that [[Screw Yourself|mates with itself]].

** When talking about how Klingons treat trading as a battle:

* After getting past a difficult part in his ''[[Dirty Harry]]'' review, he goes insane after finding out he's actually gone back to the start of the level again. "I HAVE MY RIGHTS, I HAVE MY RIGHTS!!! IT WAS CALLAHAN, THE BIG ONE, HE DID THIS TO ME!!! AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

** In the same review, he had to get past a man by finding a guy who looks like a pimp and jumping up and down in front of him, prompting the guy to switch clothes with him.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZG7Y7CdTc&t=5m59s "Naked Zombie Sean Connery"]. 'Nuff said.

** Made even funnier with [[Michael Jackson]]'s ''Thriller'' as the background music.

* From his ''[[Sewer Shark]]'' review, about the [[Big Eater]] villain Stenchler:

** Followed by a sequel where [[The Golden Age of Comic Books|Golden Age]] [[Superman]] shouts racist epiphets at Giant Dizzy Gillespie before being defeated, and the terror is finally taken down by [[Conan the Barbarian]].

** Don't forget; SECRET NAZI SUBDIREKTOR SKINNER.

* Then moments later, when the brother and sister characters have destroyed the bedroom they're in after an apparent brawl ([[Alternative Character Interpretation|although it looks]] [[Unfortunate Implications|like they've done]] something [[Squick|else...]])

** And let's not forget his breakdown midway through the review (during the Kris Kross portion), when he dares to ask... 'I'm a ''what'' mack daddy?'

** The "evil mohawk [[Laurence Fishburne]]" and "[[Chewing the Scenery|MEMBUHS ONLAY]]!"

* Dr. Insano (at the end of Spoony's review of ''[[Street Fighter 2010]]''): "What in the name of Schrodinger's Pussy are you?"

** I got a giggle when he talked to his [[Fun Size|cute]] son: (cheery) "You mean you want to HELP me take over the world?"

** Also, this part:

'''Spoony:''' "Cyboplasm is a lot like Red Bull." }}

** "You turned my partner Troy into ''jelly!'' I will have you destroyed for this! He was ''mine'' to toy with and destroy as I pleased in a humorous fashion! ''Nobody'' outdoes Doctor Insano, do you hear?! ''NOBODY!''"

** Don't forget at the end where the Gatecleaner (the Gatekeeper's nephew) forces him to review the other games in the series before sending him to the <s>Black Hole</s> ''[[Verbal Tic|BLA-GOLE!]]''

* His ''Terror TRAX: Track of the Vampire'' review is even better for the PC version than the audio CD version.

*** Over a similar shot: "The audio book version was more visible than this!"

** "Oh no, bars!"

** "A cigarette wouldn't make a sizzling noise like that even if it were made of bacon!! [beat] Mmmm, bacon cigarettes...."

** "If only I had some kind of weapon!"

** The review of the audio CDs are still very funny, especially his comments on Agent Snake's dickish behavior and ''[[Metal Gear]]'' references.

** "You have no idea what I had to go through to find a copy of this game with the box and the instructions still intact. This game is rarer than the Holy Grail... for, like, ''the Antichrist!''"

** The guest commentary when Spoony finally breaks down totally and can only shriek "PUMPKINHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" at the top of his lungs.

'''Beary:''' Do you think we should go help him?<br />

'''Benzaie:''' Are you crazy? I just got accepted into the [[Fallout|Brotherhood of Steel!]] }}

* Spoony as a [[Valley Girl]]. Proof that CMOF and [[Nightmare Fuel]] can be combined seamlessly.

** On the commentary he says that one joke that didn't come through is that he has "really hairy Wookiee legs" that he wanted to show at one point, but the definition wasn't high enough to make them out.

* Spoony pointing out the "dancing" people in the background in the ''Privateer 2: The Darkening'' review. And his realization that telling the viewers about a crappy game and a crappy movie made by the same company was a bad idea.

** Also, the bartender in the game giving Clive Owen a [[Death Glare]] worthy of the [[Scrubs|Janitor]].

** "Of course, Lev's forgotten past is full of danger and people wanting to kill him, and not swimsuit models and people wanting to give him pie."

** "And now... a space cowboy with nuclear farts!"

** Spoony proving how bad the enemy A.I. is by leaving his ship stationary and letting them attack him. "And you know how long it took him [to destroy his ship]? ''Neither do I, because he '''COULDN'T. FUCKING. DO IT!''''' Congratulations, guys! Your enemy AI is less effective than the fucking UFO in Asteroids!"

** His reaction to receiving emails in battle.

** While Spoony narrates about the general premise of the game, a few random FMV clips are shown, one of which shows Clive Owen blowing up a door and then promptly getting a face full of shrapnel.

** "[[Video Game Cruelty Potential|It's that kind of freedom, that little personal touch of pointless cruelty that makes you feel like a real authentic space bastard!]]" This troper ''died'' at that line.

* In his Johnny Mnemonic review, after referring to the manual in order to figure out the fighting system:

* During his review of the Deadliest Warrior video game, when Sean Fausz's spartan kills Spoony's pirate in [[Curb Stomp Battle|ONE FREAKING SHOT.]]

** The very beginning, where you're expecting the theme song and instead get "This game is fucking retarded!"

** His follow-up to his review of Deadliest Warrior the game has him shooting down most of the feedback he got from supporters of the game who were under the impression that he only played one match and based his review of that. (He actually played for about 5 hours). The most memorable part was his reaction when one supporter claims that '[[Too Dumb to Live|You do not auto-turn in a real life fight]]'.

* ''Highlander: Last Of The MacLeods'': [[Big No|NOOOOOOO]][[Narm|OOOOOOOO]].

** The review starts off with Spoony incredulously staring at the camera and exclaiming "There's a Highlander video game! Did you even know that!?"

** Dr. Insano successfully getting an Atari Jaguar CD to work after much frustration. "I've never had to work so hard to get something this broken to function!"

** Spoony mocks the game's disorienting, constantly switching camera angles with a brief scene where he comes out of the bathroom only to constantly throw himself against the walls because the camera angle changes with every few steps he takes.

** [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|DEEP HURTING.]]

** The end of the review has Dr Insano mention that there was another ''Highlander'' video game, which was based on the films. Spoony asks if that was any good, and Insano replies that it wasn't, before mentioning the ''Highlander'' game which has a trailer on the DVD for ''Highlander: The Source'' which looked good but was ultimately cancelled. All Spoony can do is ask why they have a copy of ''The Source'', at which point the camera cuts back to a grinning Insano.

** "[[It Makes Sense in Context|I can't even fight Iggy Pop?!]]"

* Spoony and Eight Bit Mickey teamed up to give the MST treatment to a VHS strategy guide of the WWF Arcade Game. It featured Spoony reciting the Konami Code, while doing a Paul Bearer impression.

* A real gem in his review of Microcosm, when he notices that one of the levels has him going down to the femur rather than the upward course to the brain

* "[[This Is Spinal Tap|Nobody knows who they were...or...what they were doin'...]]"

 

* Noah reviews ''Pandorum'' while suffering from a cold, and sends himself into a coughing fit trying to imitate the sounds the monsters make. "...I should not have done that."

** His imitation of the insane captain is hilarious too, combined with several references to the ''[[Ren and Stimpy]]'' episode ''Space Madness''.

** Funniest moment in the review had to be his take on the scene where Edward protects Bella by basically punching her across the room.

* From his V-log review of The Fourth Kind:

* Noah and his brother Miles' impressions of Colonel Quaritch from [[Avatar]]. "My mech needs a gigantic steel boner so I can fuck people while I stab them with my big knife! I'm gonna robo-fuck 'em! Ay! Ooh!"

** Also, "[[Corrupt Corporate Executive|AHAHA! These guys have ''souls!'']]"

** Miles saying the villain has [[Sarcasm Mode|subtler moments]] and follows up with explaining the destruction of the forest and impersonating the man with, "This is a great cup of coffee. Nice thing to have when when killin indigenous folk."

** This exchange:

'''Noah!Quaritch:''' Silence, pussy! I want a big fuckin knife on that fuckin mech, and I want it right fuckin now! }}

** "I got a steel boner ''all'' the time for killin' folk! Whoo!"

** This jewel:

'''Noah!Quaritch:''' Pussy! [[Monkey Island|I can hold my breath for fifteen minutes!]] }}

** "We hate them redskins...er wait they have blue skins...blueskins, screw'em."

*** Also [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]]: he shouted in the theater "She is fucking with them at this point! She is just fucking with them!"

** About ''The Last Airbender'': "When you spend years working on a movie and it gets outdone by ''Eclipse''... That's deep, man. That's like Hemingway-level depression."

** "Waaaaterrrrrrrrr"

*** "No no no, Waaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr"

'''Water Bender''': Water shield...<br />

'''Fire Bender''': Mother fuck... Well, I'm gonna do it AGAIN!"<br />

** Right at the beginning of the video, he seems to be in physical pain as he admits he liked the [[Uwe Boll]] film ''Rampage''.

** His impressions of the douchebag general who mocks Zuko.

''"'Let's all give a hand to the douchebag prince. Oh, and uh, we know he's not allowed to wear the armor of our people because he is an exiled weiner, but we're going to let him do it anyway, for he is as a child and so we will mock him as a child! Would you like to order from the kiddie menu, Prince Zuko? Hahahaha!'"'' }}

** "I can bend some water all over your fucking face."

** Spoony switches topics from ''Rampage'' to ''Last Airbender'', and immediately burps. And follows it with "I just bent some air."

* Spoony and Pat the NES Punk give their impressions of Jacob Kell buying shoes, and at a drivethru window.

** Spoony referring to the [[Artifact of Doom|Casket of Ancient Winters]] as "the magic icecube".

** "Thank you, brother who is not the god of treachery!"

** "He's only saying you shouldn't go to the Land of the Frost Giants, because you totally ''should'' go."

** Spoony pointing out how ''we'' see [[Trickster Archetype|Loki]] is not how the Gods see Loki:

* From Spoony & Miles discussing ''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]: On Stranger Tides'', Spoony's dead-on impression of Johnny Depp's performance as Captain Jack Sparrow.

* His review of X-Men First Class: "I'll keep this short" (the video is 30 minutes long) The sad part is, by his V-Log standards, that '''is''' short.

* In his and Miles' review of ''Transformers: Dark of the Moon'', where they discuss Leonard Nimoy as Sentinal Prime. It almost seems scripted as Spoony breaks down while Miles talks:

'''Miles:''' "Okay. (''takes a breath'') You see because, [[Captain Obvious|Leonard Nimoy]] [[Sarcasm Mode|was Spock]]."<br />

'''Spoony:''' "Oh, the fucking line..."<br />

'''Spoony:''' "...You fucking raped ''the line''!"<br />

'''Miles:''' "You see the thing is, I was actually having my own little fan moment, of having Leonard Nimoy, who is doing a good job as a voice actor. I liked him a lot. Then you had to put that in there."<br />

*** Even more [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] after seeing that the ending of ''[[Suburban Knights]]'' became a near line-for-line [[Shout-Out]] to this scene. When this was brought up in the commentary, Spoony defended that first, they ''earned'' the line compared to ''Transformers'', and second, they didn't have Leonard Nimoy himself doing it.

*** One [[YouTube]] user took this to its logical [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PSofWfUncc&lc=u8fEe4PvM34RPx1I7z9I6t83Vv3Yen7kaka2ECwIxPY&feature=inbox conclusions.]

** Mentioning how the humans are all stunned that a group called [[Obviously Evil|the Decepticons]] would turn out to be evil.

** The explanation of the [[Mood Whiplash]] slapstick, where Miles somehow keeps a completely straight face with Spoony flailing around all over and around him.

** At the start of the V-log, Spoony tells the camera he took notes of all the stupidity. Halfway through the review, he lets us know that for the human characters, he simply wrote "ANNOYING FUCKS" in big, bold letters.

** The whole bit about Brad's wife, a great fan of Transformers, [[Heroic BSOD|meeting]] with [[The Scrappy|Skids and Mudflap]].

*** And Brad twisting the knife: "And remember, this is just a two minute clip. They're in the whole movie, and they get more screentime than Optimus!"

* In his and Miles V-log of ''Bloodrayne The Third Reich'', their realization, and subsequent disgust, that the movie would probably have sold more if it was just a straight up porno.

** Comtemplating how the robot in ''Rocky IV'' could have gone to Russia and been Rocky's trainer, after being given Mickey's voice.

** Wondering how the robot could have been used in the next two movies. "Why was I programmed to feel pain?"

** Speculating that Carl Weathers [[Enforced Method Acting|wasn't told about the robot]].

** In the last couple minutes, they get to talking about how Apollo didn't need to die in the fourth film but just be hospitalized, leading them to wonder what Rocky and Apollo's future interactions could have been like...mostly focused on Apollo being upset that Rocky didn't throw in the towel while he could still move.

** The Snob admitting the worst part of his parents' divorce was having to see ''Caddyshack II'' twice in the theater.

* In his ''Final Destination 5'' v-log, he describes the antagonistic presence as "[[Cruel Player Character God|you playing]] ''[[The Sims]]''".

* Wondering at how no one in ''[[Contagion]]'' covers their mouth when they cough.

* The thumbnail for his review of the Japanese ''[[Paranormal Activity]]'' is his demonstration of the protagonist's knock-kneed walk on her broken legs.

* Spoony showing a glitch in [[DC Universe Online]] in which his character (Dr. Insano, naturally) ends up falling through the earth and onto the other side of the map.

** Sean mocking Spoony by jumping on his head while he's stuck under the map.

** Briefly standing next to another guy who picked the same ridiculous pose for his character.

** While on a few levels it's kinda sad, it is ungodly hilarious that this movie was soooo terrible, it drove Spoony, an admitted non drinker, to getting completely smashed off his ass. That's some powerful suck right there.

** His reaction to Edward being all concerned about hurting Bella while they have sex.

*** And then almost giving us [[Too Much Information]] about his sexual relationship with Scarlett. This is the point where Lewis declares the alcohol is really kicking in.

** His sympathy for Bella's dad who is still entirely clueless that his daughter has married into a vampire family and is pregnant with a half-vampire child. "Mustache Dad is like 'ok'. He has completely given up, it's been three movies, she hasn't listened to him yet."

** Reaction to Jacob imprinting on Renesmee. "I love this baby so much. I'm gonna fuck it one day."

*** Also, when Noah says about Jacob's sexual fantasies, Lewis yells "[[A Serbian Film|Newborn Porn]]!"

** "He injects her with his venom, and he bites her arm, and then he bites her thigh, and then he bites her boob. Dude, this is so not helping! Get a fucking defibrillator, you cunt!"

*** When Noah says that in his hundred-plus years Edward should have done something meaningful like becoming a doctor, Lewis breaks down at the thought of "Edward Cullen, MD", leaping around the hospital with dramatic ''[[ER]]'' music and declaring that this patient needs venom.

** Discussing how ridiculous the name "Renesmee" is, since the name is a combination of the name of Bella's mother with the name of the island she and Edward honeymooned, Linkara offers a comparison if he were named such, mentioning his mother is named "Avonelle". Spoony's response is "wait wait, back the crazy train up...your mother's name is Avonelle?" The entire tangent afterwards as Linkara explains and Spoony makes fun while trying not to offend is gold.

'''Linkara:''' Damn straight. }}

** Spoony doesn't get all the fun, [[Jew Wario]] provides this gem when they discuss Bella is willing to risk death to have her baby: "Well she's fulfilled her life goal [of fucking Edward] so what else does she have left to live for?"

** Noah's portrayal of the Volturi as [[Rocky Horror Picture Show|Dr. Frankenfurter]]-esque dandies, as well as his declaration that apparently all they do all day is sit around in flowing black robes and be gay.

** Lewis and Justin's [[Flat What]] reactions when Noah mentions the name "Reneesme".

*** Even better, Oreo freezes on the sofa while playing with her toy as he says it.

** When he goes to read his notes he took during the movie, he discovers that his attempt to write "Music is still awful" in a darkened theater resulted in an illegible scrawl that appeared to say "Merfolk is still awfer," leading to Lewis asking if there were mermaids in the movie.

*** Initially he read it as "Wetwork is still awesome", which is slightly less surreal.

**** Followed by Justin interjecting the equally hilarious "'Hang on, let me go get my nose plugs.'"

*** Related to this, when he does an impression of Edward apologising to Bella for hurting her when they actually have sex - which is summed up with a completely deadpan "I'm too strong, I - I just fuck you too hard."

** Spoony belches with perfect timing when talking about Jacob talking to Bella at the wedding reception, making Jacob sound like the perfect drunk jackass [[Romantic Runner-Up]].

** Linkara absolutely breaking down when told about Bella and Edward playing chess as sexual foreplay.

** Lewis asks "Why on earth is there a truce based around this stupid, vacant-eyed psychopath?" (meaning Bella) and Spoony answers, [[Insult Misfire|"No, it's not about Edward."]]

** At one point, as he's explaining Edward's only emotion/expression during all the films, he tries to replicate the expression on camera. He ends up pulling this really odd pout/frown/grimace face, which he only sustains for a few seconds before laughing. It needs to be seen to be believed.

** Later he talks about how there was a person on drugs on the flight he took back home, who Spoony describes as a "Milwaukee Douchebag" because of how he wore a cap with the brim angled away from his face. After demonstrating this, [[Hypocritical Humor|Spoony then proceeds to wear the cap like that for the remainder of the video]].

** His [[Insistent Terminology]] where he constantly refers to Nick Fury's superiors as the "Shadowy Council Of People In Poorly Lit Rooms Who Secretly Run The World".

* For ''Snow White and the Huntsman'', his complete inability to suspend his disbelief for the idea that Kristen Stewart is "fairer" than Charlize Theron.

== Wrestle! Wrestle! (And Wrestling V-Logs) ==

* His review of the Slammies was brilliant from beginning to end, but this troper's favorite line comes near the end, where Spoony describes the way to defend your title:

"You think we're gonna see wrestling, right?" ''(leans into the camera)'' '''''"WRONG!"'''''<br />

"I one day aspire to be like [[Ric Flair]] in making a video, just like--''(launches into [[Ric Flair]] impersonation)'' 'I HATE THIS GAME! I HATE IT! AHHHHHH'--and start elbow-dropping my coat."<br />

''(cackling)'' "Wrestling! ''[[Blatant Lies|Wrestling]]!'' WRESTLE! '''''[[Unstoppable Rage|WRESTLLLLLLLLLE!]]'''''" ''([[Smash Cut]])'' "I'm watching the commercials now... The commercials are less stupid. They keep me calm."<br />

"Now he's cutting onions!" }}

*** "Hahahaha, he's like Macho Man, only black! Oh, those colored people, they are not "Macho Man" [[Randy Savage]], hahahaha."

* Spoony's take on what wrestlers say when he recapss them are pretty funny, but his Miz one is epic.

"I've got all year motherfuckers!" }}

* From his latest wrestling rant, hilarious moments include his impression of Tommy Dreamer, him repeating Taz's insanely stupid statements such as "If my aunt had a yam-bag she'd be my uncle", and him talking about Kevin Nash's 3 minute promo which made no sense to him after three viewings. Also, him reading off his notes in general, but specifically about when Dixie Carter came out "Oh shit there's like 12 minutes left in this show and its all going to be Dixie talking".

* His imitation of [[Michael Cole]]'s reactions to Miz and Daniel Bryan during his Wrestle! Wrestle! review of Summerslam 2010.

* From the 8/26/10 review of ''iMPACT!'':

* "'You don't want me to get [[Hulk Hogan]] out here Sting, because Hulk Hogan will...have a bad back at you.'"

* "PARKOUR!" when describing [[John Morrison]]'s wrestling. Made funnier as a [[Call Back]] when [[Randy Orton]] reverses [[John Cena]]'s AA into an RKO through a table.

** The kicker to his whole rant involving Abyss torturing people with a branding iron: near the end, when he suggests actually taping himself branding Bennett the Sage's genitals.

*** *holds hands over his nose* "Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeamer ..."

** Specifically after describing all the bullshit that's gone on in the first hour of the show which has had exactly one wrestling match that lasted exactly one pin count, he says 'This is where it gets bad' and describes the how he was paralyzed with fear at the Eric Young promo as if he was in a nightmare, and how it will be the last thing people will hear when he goes into a homicidal rage.

*** 'Am I a gorilla?'

** His impression of [[Mick Foley]], 'nuff said.

* His bashing of Karen Jarrett and Velvet Sky's screeching voices in the 1-29-11 Vlog, from him mocking Karen and Velvet's voices to him actually making the viewers listen to Velvet Sky demanding Winter to come to the ring.

* His 2-9-11 [[V Log]]. This troper just lost it when this line was spoken:

** "Oh, that's Obi-Wan Kenobi isn't it?"

** Unfortunately, due to the content of Impact that night, that was really the only funny part in the v-log.

*** His statements about TNA's failure to do basic things for their attempt at resurrecting the Main Event Mafia (like making sure half their roster was on the TNA payroll) were actually kinda humorous, as well as his relief that [[Booker T]] replaced Matt Striker. Tellingly, this occurred before TNA went and pushed his berserk button.

* From his 2-17-2011 Impact review, first the list of things he could be doing besides watching Impact, second the contrast between before he had watched, and after the first segment, third, TNA failing the four year old test to whether custody of children can be determined by results of a wrestling match, fourth, comparing the Jarrets' segment and use of strawberries within to [[Lord Kat]] rubbing one on his nipples and also questioning the internal logic of those segments regarding [[Kurt Angle]], fifth, the no shenanigans/ no cheating match stipulation between Velvet Sky and Sarita, when cheating should already be illegal, sixth, calling, then immediately getting the payoff for Flair turning on Fourtune, seventh, his impression of the Pope's promo about how Reagan, and Jesus support the Pope also Pope hiring Kato/Okata, and why he's there, eighth, the boobs on Miss Brooks, the 10 second Scott Stiner promo, and finding out they are promoting it on the website as an attraction for next week, and finally promising he was going to get booze next week. There was a lot more, Spoony was really on fire this week.

** "Seriously, like every fucking thing Karen Angle is saying she's...reminding us that in the near future, they're going to have loud, filthy sex. And if there's one thing I ''never'' need to think about ever again in my life, it's Jeff Jarrett, naked sweaty and thrusting."

* Miles gets one in the ''[[Wrestlemania]] XXVII'' review:

** Miles actually got one with the first thing he spoke, after Spoony apologised for the way he treated him the last V-Log they did together.

* In the ''Money In The Bank 2011'' v-log, after Spoony recaps the [[CM Punk]] contract segment from the previous ''[[WWE Raw|Raw]]'' & explaining that Punk had requested his face on everything, including the turnbuckles & that Mr McMahon would have signed the contract if [[John Cena]] hadn't screwed everything up, Miles chimes in.

** Spoony then goes on to say that he was half expecting, after McMahon actually caved into Punk's demands, that Punk was going to turn around and remark "Really? Shit man, I was just joking! ''Really?!'' Okay!"

** Spoony and Miles doing their impressions of [[Randy Orton]]'s [[Narm|ridiculous]] [[Slasher Smile|faces]] he made while going crazy after losing his match against [[Christian]].

* During the streaming of his ''[[Catherine]]'' gameplay, Spoony is utterly ''baffled'' that most people wouldn't streak through the streets, even if given enough money.

** "Hell yeah! How much are we talking about?" (waits for poll results) "This isn't even going to be close... [[Flat What|Really. Most people said no.]] '''Really."'''

** Also, in the same video, Spoony's reaction to meeting 90s Kid for the first time.

*** "Just ignore him. He's like a pop-up ad that won't go away."

** The blooper at the end of the video as well.

*** [[Ear Worm|"He tried to kill me with a forklift!"]]

* Spoony as a parody of [[Pirates of the Caribbean|Captain Jack Sparrow]] listing what he considers to be the greatest comic-books about pirates of all time (he's only able to think of Tales of the Black Freighter from [[Watchmen]]). Cue a long awkward silence and then the end credits.

* Anytime Ultimate Warrior shows up. Or more to the point, Spoony's hilarious impression of him:

** AT WRESTLEMANIA, HOAK HOGAN, YOU WILL FEEL THE FULL FORCE OF MY DESTRUCITY! AND YOU HAD BETTER BE FOKED, HOAK HOGAN, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FOKE MYSELF THIS SUNDAY ON EXACTLY ONE THING, HOAK HOGAN: THE WWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO CLICK YOUR HEELS THREE TIMES AND ESCAPE MY MATRIX, HOAK HOGAN! YOU HAVE LESS CHANCE THAN TWO FIGHTERS AGAINST A STAR DESTROYER! THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THE POWER OF THE '''WARRIOR''' IS TO TAKE OFF AN NUKE THE SITE FROM ORBIT, HOAK HOGAN! SKROOOOONK!

** It's clear that Spoony <s>has at least ''heard'' of</s> is a fan of [[Botchamania]], because, in addition to the Warrior bits, his [[Hulk Hogan]] impersonation includes the "the apple pie" [[Mondegreen]] and the "NUMBAHHH ONE! ''(belt whip)''", both of which are Botchamania staples.

** "DESTRUCILICIOUS!"

** BUTTONS! BUTTONS! ''WHO'S GOT THE BUTTONS?''

** Dr. Linksano's initial appearance, explaining what the different universes are like.

'''Linksano:''' Silence, you sad silly bastard! }}

** The Warrior Christmas Special: "He raped Santa!"

*** "No one rapes Santa on '''our''' watch!"

* On the same note, Spoony putting subtitles over videos of the Ultimate Warrior, which are suppose to illustrate what he's saying. Especially:

'''Subtitles''': They have horrible diarrhea. }}

* Spoontok of the Klingon Empire.

* This line, from the "Reasons I Shouldn't Write Screenplays" article on ''[[Captain N]]'':

* From the Gamecrazy training video: As if [[Jive Turkey]] Zelda wasn't funny enough, there's this: "Even Flavor Flav would say you've gone too far with this performance. Either that, or he'd be madly in love."

* Dr. Insano tries to break into a parade like Ferris Bueller. "STOP RESISTING!"

** And the commentary reveals that the cop was played by Noah's brother Miles, who is really a cop and was wearing his own uniform and riot helmet (carefully turned so we couldn't see his insignia and get the Arizona police even more of a bad reputation).

* On the commentary for his crossover with [[Lord Kat]] about beating ''Pumpkinhead's Revenge'', he realizes he accidentally called the guy who actually managed to beat the game and let them use his footage "fucking pathetic" and hastily tries to backtrack. "You are a god among men. You have slain the Pumpkinhead, and I tip my hat to you, sir."

** In the crossover itself, when Spoony says the game makes less sense than Blitzball:

'''Spoony''': ''[Punches [[Lord Kat]] in the face]'' }}

'''Spoony''': "Oh you son of a-!" [notices that he just screamed at an Ultramarine, backs off]<br />

'''Ultramarine''' [Shakes head at camera] }}

*** Made even more hilarious when you realize his ''cry was so loud it echoed''.

** Spoony's added captions at the Epic Micky promo

None of this has anything to do with Epic Mickey }}

** The captions about ''Fable 3'' after the interviewee compares the protagonist to Obama:

'''DARK ELVES ARE TAKING OUR JOBS!''' }}

* Although "It Came from Beyond Midnight" is meant to be more informative than funny(and has gotten [[Your Mileage May Vary|mixed]] [[Love It or Hate It|reviews,]] to say the least), the cut (in Part 7) to Spoony as embittered, snobbish movie critic Leslie Striker had this troper howling.

* A brief snippet from Spoony's live streaming gameplay of ''[[X-COM|X-Com: Terror from the Deep]]'': On his first turn, he sends all his guys out of his ship. On the aliens' first turn, they lob a hand grenade into his formation and [[Total Party Kill|take out his entire team in one hit]]. The rest of the video is about 30 seconds of Noah laughing uproariously at the [[Epic Fail]].

** ''THEY ALL DIED BOOM!!"

** On being questioned about slash fic with him and Linkara: "I just want to know how they knew so many details."

** The greatest FFVIII-related death threat he ever got:

* ''Captain Z-Ro''. The whole damn thing. "So basically the laws of time and causality are just taking it up the ass at this point."

** "Of course, he instantly breaks it (Leonardo da Vinci's flying machine), [[Godwin's Law of Time Travel|the Nazis win World War II]], and none of them are even born. Nice going, Jet."

** The use of 'concentrating' as an [[Unusual Euphemism]].

** The reference to [[Doug|Captain Quail-Head]].

** This:

'''Spoony:''' Oh my god, that's perverted! I never knew that's why she was smiling! }}

*** Btw, Leonardo's saying "I must somehow capture her soul's expression, not just the one on her face". Wait a minute... IT DOES SOUND PERVERTED!!!

** "Aw, you're still alive?"

** This:

'''Spoony as Jet:''' Oh, that's brilliant advice, Captain Z-Ro, thanks, I never would have thought of that! }}

** "[Leonardo]'s working on the Mona Lisa. One of his most famous paintings. He started it many years ago, but he died still feeling it was unfinished." "There. Finished."

** "And now for the hidden message, ''[[Da Vinci Code|So dark the con of man]]'', yes."

** "No, turn the machine off, you idiot! [[The Fly|There's a fly in there!]]"

* Spoony singing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" at PAX. Glorious.

** What changes it from "entertaining" to "freaking hysterical" is contrast between everyone ''else'' playing alongside with him standing uncomfortably rigid, and then Spoony hamming it up to the nth degree in the middle.

** The ''[[Final Fantasy]]'' series has officially become his [[Berserk Button]] after seeing the horrible demo of the fourteenth game at PAX. His mention of when the game will be released, usually played straight even with other games he hates, includes him shouting that he's only telling us this so we can feel good when we don't buy it.

*** Especially hilarious was his answer to the question how many MMO games had better PAX demonstrations than FF XIV.

* At Screwattack Gaming Convention 2010, a fan brings his copy of FFVIII. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hh3cn5xnto Guess what Spoony does when he gets his hands on it?]

* All of Spoony's jokes about Wendy's chili in his riff on Wendy's Training Videos.

"Yeah I like picking on the chili. Eat me." }}

** His impression of the founder of Wendy's and his pronunciation of "Fashion" and "Fresh"

** His reaction to the singing hamburger patties was hilarious both times.

** "I WANT MY COFFEE TO BELCH SMOKE LIKE THE FORGES OF ISENGARD"

** Calling out the beginning of the "Grill Skill" video as a rip-off of ''[[Clerks]]''

** ''(voice cracking)'' "I swear, one day, I'm gonna kill everyone in this hole."

** And the reason he didn't finish it was the sudden realization that he'd never be able to find anyone willing to act in it (seeing as the depravity on display would be, according to Spoony, on par with ''[[Caligula]]''), though he promises to finish it off if any viewers do think they could put it on film.

* Twitter post on 11/24/10:

** His stand-up show him taking the whole thing with grace and dignity.

** In particular, Spoony's description of his commercial for White Castle Dusseldorf Mustard, especially after Paw provides feedback.

* His stand up routine about ordering junk food with the ''[[Star Trek]]'' replicators.

** "I played the fucking glockenspiel. You don't even fucking know what a glockenspiel is."

*** Which aren't exactly the manliest instruments, since the glockenspiel is more or less a ''xylophone''.

* From his panel with Maffew of Botchamania at Magfest, his impression of wrestlers, but especially [[The Nexus|Wade Barret]] and [[Randy Orton]].

** Also saying that saying 'Woo' after things makes them okay.

'''Stuttering Craig:''' [from back of elevator] Hi, Spoony. }}

** After Craig got off the elevator, he said LordKat ''literally'' fell on the floor laughing.

** Almost as funny was Spoony's confession that he was slightly worried, because he couldn't remember what tone of voice he'd used when he said Craig's name....

* Spoony's iRiff of [[After Last Season]], during the [[Special Effect Failure|horrific CG of fish]], Noah inexplicably breaks into Disney's Little Mermaid songs out of despair and boredom.

* Three Words: ''The Human Spider''. Especially [[The Stinger]] at the end.

* The return of the "Betrayal" scream in the intro for Spoony's E3 2011 X-Com video.

'''Spoony:''' [[Hypocritical Humor|Yeah, well Insano's not here right now!]] }}

* His new dog almost taking out the camera during a game of fetch.

** He tells us she's great at fetch and even drops the ball when she brings it back. He then has to call her over once she gets it, and pull it out.

** "She's...in my crotch right now." (As he's talking about how nice she is.)

** Without missing a beat, while talking about ''[[Shadowrun]]'' Noah picks up one of Oreo's squeaky toys, squeaks it a few times and throws it. The offhand way he does it is hilarious.

* In his livestream of the DOS game "Castles", the way he reads out the Messenger moral choice options, which invariably include an option ending in "...and then HAVE HIM MURDERED!"

* From his ''[[Kingdom Hearts]]'' livestream:

** He was especially amused that the game allowed him to name the raft {{spoiler|"Pussy Wagon"}}.

** When he goes to Wonderland, cue the inevitable [[Call Back|call backs]] to "Tandem's Last Ride"...

** When cloud appears

* "Spoony-Wan Trains Oreo." ALL OF IT.

 

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