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It is currently being adapted into a feature film.

== This work provides examples of ==

* [[Acceptable Targets]]: Doug uses his powers to kill members of the Mafia.

* [[Celebrity Endorsement]]: [http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/22/velocipastor-trailer_n_839183.html The Huffington Post article] mentions that the news came to them [[Rosario Dawson]] approved.

* [[Doing It for The Art]]: The film was scratched manually in a black room. Then it was [http://roberthood.net/blog/index.php/2011/03/06/velocipastor-is-this-a-movie-you-want-to-see/ baked in an oven].

* [[Dull Surprise]]: Carol.

* [[~~Everythings~~ Better With Dinosaurs]]

* [[Everything's Better With Dinosaurs]]

* [[Lampshaded Double Entendre]]: "What are you gonna do?" "What I do best." Cue makeout.

* [[Large Ham]]: The mafia boss.

** "I don't care what this thing is, or where it came from, it's carved a path through most of my men! I want this thing FOUND and I want it DEAD, DEAD, ''DEAD''!"

* [[Mad Doctor]]

* [[One Scene Wonder]]: "There's no known cure!"

* [[One-Scene Wonder]]: "There's no known cure!"

* [[Painful Transformation]]

* [[Sexy Priest]]