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* ''Trial of the Monarch'' - "Mecha Shiva? Mecha Shiva! MECHA SHIVA!"

* ''Victor Echo November'', the boys are on a double date, and Hank tries to impress.

'''Kim''': Uh, I think I just found my first archenemies. }}

** Or earlier, when Hank gets water on his crotch? Funny. When he tries to dry his pants off, only to light them on fire, and Dean repeatedly slaps him in the crotch? CMOF!

* Or the incredibly epic and quotable scene of another episode with The Monarch {{spoiler|in jail talking to juvenile delinquents using their vernacular.}} Priceless.

** Had to include the first part.

* EVERYTHING Dr Orpheus does. The man's a walking CMOF simply because he's always so melodramatic. But a special mention for the home boy figurine (For it contains the souls of TWO FOUL MOUTHED RED NECKS!) Also add: "Fetch me my BLUE WIND BREAKER!!!"

* Underbheit in "Past Tense": "[[Deadpan Snarker|Brilliant detective work as usual. You have successfully uncovered my sinister plan to lock myself in a dungeon, chained to an albino!]]"

** From the same episode, Orpheus getting payback on Action Man shooting him via impromptu "Fortune Telling":

'''Orpheus''' From a stroke. Good day, sir! }}

** Bonus points for it being a [[Brick Joke]] a few seasons later.

'''Action Man:''' [[Comically Missing the Point|Not me! I still got two more years!]] }}

* Brock Samson tortures one of Underbheit's henchmen for info by squeezing his groin. He finds a lump. [[Black Comedy|Cue sad and awkward conversation]].

** It's a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|triple]] [[Crowning Music of Awesome|crowner.]] 'Nuff said.

* In the episode ''Twenty Years to Midnight'': The Grand Galactic Inquisitor: "IGNORE ME!" and of course later in the episode where he sees a baby unattended: "Someone lost a baby...IGNORE ME!"

* How about the season two premier's Hank and Dean {{spoiler|Death Montage}}? It [[Crosses the Line Twice|crosses the line]] ''[[Crosses the Line Twice|thirteen times in a row,]]'' and has converted at least one person this troper knows into a fan of the show.

* [http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951b981e52011b9ea500e10113 Hank and Dean T.P. Dr. Orpheus's corporeal form while he is astral projecting.]

* The lead-up to the death of {{spoiler|24}}. Just the pathetic way he says it ''[[Department of Redundancy Department|twice]]''. Somehow, it's also a [[Tear Jerker]].

''' {{spoiler|24:}}''' '' {{spoiler|(sobbing)}}'' '' {{spoiler|I don't know!}}'' }}

* All of the recent episode ''Handsome Ransom''.

* The Monarch's henchmen's reaction when they discover Brock Samson is locked in one of the cocoon's holding cells...after being given specific instructions not to screw with the Venture family with The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend's wedding coming up:

* When Dr. Venture first sees the face of Mr. Brisby.

'''Dr. Venture''': HOLY DAMN IT CHRISTMAS!!! }}

** On a similar note, his reaction to seeing the Grand Galactic Inquisitor for the first time: "[[wikipedia:Ladysmith Black Mambazo|LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO!]]"

** Brisby himself has several moments.

(After moving his wheelchair too close to the fire and having his blanket catch on fire.

Definitely [[Crosses the Line Twice]].

* From ''Self Medication'':

''Action Johnny'': Everybody did, but I got a pack of herpes that say otherwise. }}

* The end of "Perchance to Dean", when the deformed Dean clone mistakes a Rusty-statue-bomb for the real Dr. Venture:

'''Venture''': Who the Hell was that? }}

* From "The Better Man," Triana is sitting with her cat watching Dr. Orpheus attempting to open a portal:

'''Dean''': "No, it's soft." ''[The cat hisses and runs off]'' "Your pussy hates me!" }}

** From the same ep, the entire 'gay dingus' conversation between Hank, The Alchemist, and Jefferson Twilight:

'''Jefferson''': [[Trans Equals Gay|He thinks you're transgender.]] <br />

'''Alchemist''': Hank, it looks real because it ''is'' real. I'm gay, that doesn't mean I was born a woman! I have a regular "dingus," as you say. <br />

'''Hank''': Yeah, constantly. }}

** And later when the triad is in hell:

* From [[The Stinger]] in "I Know Why The Caged Bird Kills", Doc has spent most of the episode denying that [[Stalker with a Crush|Myra]] is the boys' mother. However, Hank and Dean keep questioning him about the holes in his story, until finally, he responds with this:

* The flashback in ''Shadowman 9: In the Cradle of Destiny'' where we see Phantom Limb revealing his supervillain status to Dr. Girlfriend:

'''Dr. Girlfriend''': ...and then she made your legs invisible? }}

** Also, this little bit of [[Medium Awareness]]:

'''Councilman 5''': Einar's was ready to sign, but Bjork's lawyers just would not budge! }}

* From Pinstripes & Poltergeists:

'''Hunter Gathers''': ... How much you want for that watch of yours? Ours is way too creepy. }}

* The Butter-Glider song. Good God, the butter-glider song.

** Also, just about everything Hank said during "The Diving Bell VS the Butter-Glider"

*** He made a ''Golden Compass'' reference. ''Hank''. Made a ''Golden Compass'' reference. For ''no reason whatsoever''.

*** "I'm all out of gun food!"

*** "I told you it was gum."

** The Operation thing, mostly when Shore Leave joined in.

* And the Monarch get this awesome line when he first swoops in on the glider:

* From Pomp & Circuitry:

* Every Which Way But Zeus

** The whole fake kidnapping, but especially Dean coming in at the end with the [[Teddy Ruxpin]].

*** The entire conversation with Doctor Venture and the Teddy Ruxpin.

'''Dr.Venture''': "You untie me and I'll do things your girlfriend would never do for you." }}

** Pretty much General Timothy Trayster.

*** "I want you all to have solutions ready by the time I finish this juice box."

** Plus the entire "power inhibitor" exchange:

'''Ward:''' You get your blood back at the end of the summit, unless that whole "loss of life" thing happens. Then we'll send your next of kin a big jug of blood and a very nice card! }}

** After going to a strip club offscreen , Brock and Gathers discuss how small and sad a stripper's tits were. They describe them as things like "mournful", "a dollar's worth of change in to some old socks and taped them to her chest", and "two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra". This is made funnier by the fact that they are sitting in a jet fighter.

* From "Pinstripes and Poltergiests", Shore Leave and Mile High's "sacrifices" speeches.

'''Shore Leave''': ''(irritated) "Oh, and I pretended to enjoy having ''sex'' with him every night!"'' }}

* Everybody Comes To Hanks:

*** "And he has a knife... superpower."

* Professor Impossible meeting Brock:

'''Brock''': Stop wigglin around jackass! }}

* After Brock finds Hank with him in his car in "The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together Part 1":

'''Brock''': HANK, ASS! }}

** Doc thinking the boys are roughhousing: "See, boys? This is why daddy has to drink to relax!"

*** Which gets funnier when Brock dumps the body in the bathroom.

* The plan to retake the Cocoon from henchmen who turned out to be gangbangers...is led by 21, 24, The Monarch and Dr. Venture, all armed with 21's nerd paraphernalia (including Hulk Hands and ''[[Magic: The Gathering]]'' cards)

'''Dr. Venture''': No, I think we'll have that part covered when we storm the room in butterfly costumes. }}

* 21 and Dr.Girlfriend dressing up in S&M gear and a cheerleader outfit respectively to distract the Moppets.

** The Ego:

'''Thanatos''': "Hey, many of these women could be murderous gold-diggers or at the very least carriers of chlamydia." }}

** "What happened today was 'like a nightmare'. What happened when I was 16? ''That is my '''life!'''''" [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aiCOwrdj6s\]

*** [[Black Comedy|That's...really depressing.]]

** The vomiting thing:

'''Dean''': "They said there was gonna be vomit." }}

*** The kicker is later when the boys brace for possible vomit: Hank readies the camera and Dean puts his hood up.

** [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rusty+venture Here] are the various definitions provided by said characters, in Urban Dictionary form.

* The Mutated Fly Rusty uses for Spanish Fly:

'''Rusty''':Don't touch it, it spits acid when it's angry and I already got it angry when I ripped its wings off. }}

* General Treister having a post-it note on his chest saying "Fix it!"

* "I've got a date for the prom!"

* This exchange between 24 and a captive Dermott in "Tears of a Sea Cow":

'''24''': Okay, ''now'' I believe you're Hank's friend. }}

* This exchange between between David Bowie and Phantom Limb in ''The Revenge Society''.

'''David Bowie''': [[Deadpan Snarker|Oh, please don't activate a broken coffee mug.]] }}

* "From The Ladle To The Grave: The Story of Shallow Gravy":

** Dermott figuring that he has to become an ultimate fighter during the band's brief separation.

** The first interview with a digitally blurred Gary on Shallow Gravy's first album:

** The Monarch's Cameo

** During the sequence of Billy and Pete recording the band we have Pete swinging Billy over Shallow Gravy on some kind of harness.

** Dermott nunchucking himself in the back.

** Dermott telling the camera that [[Blatant Lies|he decked Dean's ass]].

** The [[Brick Joke]] of "I thought we set the kitchen on fire." Sgt. Hatred does not look pleased.

* Dr. Venture's incessant [[Deadpan Snarker|snark]] throughout ''The Trial Of The Monarch'' and especially during Orpheus' testimony:

'''Venture:''' Good night, ladies and gentlemen, you've been a great crowd. }}

* Hank delivers a pretty awesome speech in front of the S.P.H.I.N.X members about why he should be allowed to join them and when he finishes, one minion stands up and starts to slow clap, then the Colonel throws his phone at the back of his head, knocking him out. That averted cliche had this troper in ''tears.''