The Wire/Funny: Difference between revisions

There are plenty of these on The Wire, some are here divided by seasons.

* "Boy Wonder, why don't you suck my Bat-dick!"

* D'Angelo after Wallace gets paid with fake money.

* When two police officers stand next to Brandon's mutilated body on the car's hood, one of them remarks: "This is the worst case of suicide I've ever seen"

* "GODDAMNIT ZIGGY, YOU'RE NOT TAKING YOUR DICK OUT IN HERE AGAIN!"

* In what could be his defining moment, McNulty sticking his former commander with 14 open homicides, and his ensuing celebration.

* Blind Butchie: "My dog, my dog," and "[[Sophisticated As Hell|Shit was unseemly]], man!"

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbK5HIfdyWc Bodie and Poot reminisce] as the Franklin Terrace towers come down. Well. Poot tries to reminisce. Bodie just mocks him.

* Stringer attempts to run the drug gang according to Robert's Rules Of Order.

* Bubbles and Sherrod pushing a cart full of scrap metal down the street when they accidentally scratch a dealer's car. After being threatened they promise to come back with money to repair it. Cut to Bubbles pushing the cart down the street with no pants on, since the dealer took them, and Bubbles mentions that they need to go to K-mart on the way back. And then the guy at the scrap metal place asks Bubbles if he's aware that he's not wearing pants.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8zavPW3Bus Snoop buys a nail gun.]

* Omar Little being woken up one morning to the sounds of garbage men outside his window, realizing his boyfriend has eaten the last of his Honey Nut Cheerios, and going down the street in his blue satin pajamas and robe, unarmed, to buy more. He stops to light a cigarette on the way home and a group of drug dealers in a room upstairs drop him a bag of heroin to make him go away. He gets home, drops the heroin and Cheerios on the table, and his boyfriend... asks him why he bought regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut.

* Randy "pissing" himself.

* A call back to season 2 when Dozerman asked Mcnulty about rumor he heard of him in a threesome during a whorehouse sting.

* "Liar!...Black liar!"

'''Bunk''': Shit, if you were lying there dead on some corner, it probably was Jimmy that done ya. }}

* Special mention must be given to David Simon himself, for not only producing a brilliant prank on actors Dominic West (McNulty) and Wendell Pierce (Bunk) by making them believe that ''yet another'' scene had been written up for them deep in the final season, but for making this fake scene so utterly hilarious. To read the whole thing, grab ''Truth Be Told'', a companion book to [[The Wire]]. For now, I give you but one line:

{{quote|'''Bunk''': We a drunkass pair of meta motherfuckers right now.}}

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