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* Ahem. ''Die Hand Die Verletzt"
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'''Scully''': ''I think he incited your imagination. I think this case is nothing more than a murderer taking advantage of local folklore. I mean, there's nothing odd about —''
[Scully is interrupted by a rain of toads]
'''Mulder''': ''So... lunch?''
'''Scully''': ''Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!''
'''Mulder''': ''I guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying something about this place not feeling odd?'' }}
* [[Jesse Ventura]] and {{spoiler|Alex Trebek}} as [[The Men in Black|Men in Black]] in "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space.'"
** And Lord Kimbote.
** Detective Manners, full stop.
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** "Hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage."
** And Mulder's "girly scream", with a deadpan face.
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** The "I'm a Republican" line ALWAYS makes me die of laughter.
* "Beyond the Sea" is absolutely tearjerking, but a bright spot is Mulder's deadpan recap of how he spent an afternoon with a serial killer:
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* From "Squeeze":
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'''Mulder:''' Is there any way I can get this off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior? }}
* Scully's ultimatum to Mulder in "The Erlenmeyer Flask":
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* One really wonders how the actors managed to keep straight faces during an exchange in the episode "Per Manum", when Scully is talking to Mulder about sperm donation:
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* "Home" was a very weird episode overall, but there was one hilarious scene scene that stood out:
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'''Scully:''' Bah, ram, ewe. Bah, ram, ewe. I babysat my nephew this weekend. We watched ''Babe'' fifteen times a day.
'''Mulder:''' And people call ''me'' Spooky... }}
* Most of "Bad Blood."
** If you're not convinced, at least consider: the moment a drugged-out Mulder sings the theme to "Shaft".
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** What about the part where Mulder attempts to fend off a group of vampires with a cross... made from a pair of breadsticks?
** And this:
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'''Mulder:''' Square in the chest. No effect.
'''Scully:''' And then he sort of flew at me like a flying squirrel?
'''Mulder:''' Well, I don't think I'll use the phrase "flying squirrel" when I talk to Skinner, but... yeah, that's what happened. }}
** Also:
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'''Mulder''': The coroner's dead?
'''Skinner''': No, his throat was ''bitten''. Sort of...gnawed on." }}
** While comparing stories, Mulder makes a point of mentioning the sheriff had "big buckteeth", which Scully of course contradicts. When they return to the little town and we find out the sheriff ''doesn't'' actually have buckteeth, Scully just looks at Mulder and taps her front teeth with her finger.
** After being pestered all afternoon to admit to Skinner that he was drugged, and refusing adamantly to do so, the very first thing Mulder does upon seeing Skinner leave his office is jump up and blurt out "I was drugged!"
* This exchange from "Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose"
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'''Mulder''': Why are you telling me that?
'''Clyde Bruckman''': Look, forget I mentioned it. It's none of my business. }}
** Pretty much that whole episode is absolutely hilarious, while also being a [[Tear Jerker]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]]. Quite an achievement, really.
** Bruckman's obsession with figuring out what kind of pie he sees Mulder stepping in before the killer gets him.
* From "Dreamland":
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'''Scully''': That information could've been gathered by anybody.<br />
'''Mulder''': Even that yogurt thing?... That's so you. That's so Scully. The fact that you haven't changed is still somewhat comforting. }}
** Also from "Dreamland", we have Scully's comment after she's finally caught wise to the MIB and Mulder finally having switched bodies. After having put up with Faux Mulder calling her "baby" a lot and trying to hit on her, she finally agrees to come to "Mulder's" apartment and plays
* From "Detour":
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'''Mulder''': Try any of that Tailhook crap on me, Scully, and I'll kick your ass. }}
** When Mulder encourages Scully to "sing something to keep yourself awake," and she first panics a little because she "can't sing", but after Mulder eggs her on, finally she shyly begins: "....Jeremiah was a bullfrog...."
* After Mulder heads off to the mystery of the week alone and leaves Scully stuck on their stakeout, she gives him a cell phone message:
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* Eddie Van Blundht-as-Mulder, checking out Mulder's apartment in "Small Potatoes."
** Also from that episode, Scully talking about how great it is that the bizarre corpse they found is "preserved and intact"... just as Mulder, unseen by her, breaks the tail off it. The [[Oh Crap]] look on his face is priceless.
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** "You two look [[Incredibly Lame Pun|pooped]]."
** Mulder explaining to Scully how he hates bugs:
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'''Scully:''' Mulder...are you sure it wasn't a [[Screams Like a Little Girl|girly scream]]? }}
*** Also from that episode:
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*** The phone conversations between Mulder and Scully ALWAYS get me. But the Queegog one is BY FAR the best.
* The Cigarette-Smoking Man's ''[[Forrest Gump]]'' speech from "Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man".
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* This classic exchange from "Pusher":
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'''Scully:''' Please explain to me the scientific nature of "the whammy". }}
* From the first movie, after Mulder was in a building with a large bomb:
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'''Mulder:''' You've never seen me panic. When I panic, I make this face. [Remains [[Dull Surprise|entirely deadpan]].] }}
** "I had you big time." First time, [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]. Second time, [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]].
* As cringeworthy as "First Person Shooter" was, with its [[Totally Radical]] dialogue and...well, not "implications" so much as ''blatant assertion'' that men are all inherently violent, childish perverts, and as much as all this is doubly unforgivable because [[William Gibson]] should really know better, everyone admits the part at the end where Scully puts on futuristic battle armor and goes into the game to save Mulder is solid gold.
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'''Langley''': "The blood thirst is unquenchable!" }}
* From ''Three of a Kind'':
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"My medical opinion? Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep *splat*." }}
** Any of the following Scully scenes too. ("I don't understand; why would the government want to turn Scully into a bimbo?")
* In "Arcadia", Mulder and Scully go undercover as a newlywed couple. When they are finally left alone, following exchange takes place:
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'''Mulder''': "Let's get it on, honey."
'''Scully''': "Alright then." [hands him a rubber... glove to lift forensic evidence with] }}
** [[UST]] at its finest. Also:
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'''Scully''': *throws glove at him*
'''Mulder''': ''Did I not make myself clear?'' }}
* Virtually all of "Humbug", but Scully eating the cricket takes the prize.
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* In 'The Rain King', the two are just swaying back and forth together. Couples as a [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]], considering [[Power of Love|what the rest of the episode is about]].
* "Syzygy" is full of funny moments, but this one in particular is a gem:
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'''Mulder''': "No, I just wasn't sure your little feet could reach the pedals." }}
** And when she finally gets to drive... She has to pull the seat forward for reaching the pedals. (A [[Fandom Nod]] to a common bit of fan pedantry.)
* Quite a bit of "Triangle", though special mention has to go to Kersh's past!doppelganger, and his insistence that the ship is [[
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* The bubble bath scene from "Hollywood A.D." makes this troper collapse in hysterical fits every time.
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'''Skinner''': "I'm takin' a bubble bath."
'''Mulder''': "Uh, uh...hold on just one second, sir." (Switches to the other line) "Hey Scully, Skin-Man is calling me from a BUBBLE BATH!"
'''Skinner''': "It's still me, Mulder." }}
** Their expressions when they're watching the movie based on them are just [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Hollywood_x_files.jpg priceless], especially Scully's.
* In "Je Souhaite"...
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'''Genie:''' You're kidding.
'''Anson Stokes:''' No, no. This is perfect. Yeah, I could have an advantage that nobody else on earth can have. I can, um, you know, spy and learn secret information, pick up stock tips.
'''Genie:''' Sneak into a women's locker room.
'''Anson Stokes:''' Not just that, okay? }}
* In "Fight Club", Mulder being sucked by a manhole, complete with "[[Oh Crap]]".
* Most of "Quagmire" is a funny episode. Though the Queegog in the car moment and the scenes with the locals stand out especially.
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