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Matchbox prop: Don't look at me, I'm irrelevant.

Rick: (at TV) Shut up you fascist tories! No one tells me what time to go to bed! Man on telly: Go to bed spotty!

Rick: Well that'll teach you to mix you drinks. Vyvyan: I already know how to mix my drinks Rick! Mike: Yeah, paint stripper and bleach. Lethal.

Fisher: Next Tuesday I'm gonna blow up a panda in Croyden. Rick: Yeah right on bloody zoos who needs 'em. Fisher: No a police car you terminal wally. Rick: What, the pigs? Fisher: Bastards! If pigs could fly Scotland Yard would be London's third airport.

Hey, kids! It doesn't matter what you are--punks, skins, rastas, Mods, Rockers, Keith Chegwin even! Everybody everywhere, stop smoking and pay attention to me! Because if you're a wild-eyed loner at the gates of oblivion, than hitch a ride with us, because we are riding on the last freedom moped out of nowhere and we haven't even told our parents what time we're coming home!