There Are Two Kinds of People in the World: Difference between revisions

{{quote|'''Domino Harvey:''' There are [[Take a Third Option|three]] kinds of people in the world: the poor, the rich, [[Take a Third Option|and everyone in between]].<ref>Also a pretty useless observation. What she's literally saying is "[[Captain Obvious|everybody fits]] ''[[Captain Obvious|somewhere]]'' [[Captain Obvious|on the wealth scale]]".</ref>}}

* ''[[My Big Fat Greek Wedding]]''. "There are two kinds of people in the world... Greeks... and people who ''wish'' they were Greeks."

{{quote|'''Gary Johnston'''': ''We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!''}}

** It seems that Parker and Stone are a bit more "[[Ha Ha Only Serious]]" than they originally let on, there. You can see the same speech given by another libertarian luminary, Bill Whittle. He calls it [http://pajamasmedia.com/ejectejecteject/2009/10/07/tribes-2/ TRIBES], and the three groups are "sheepdogs(protect sheep, attack wolves)", "sheep(protected by sheepdogs, attacked by wolves)" and "wolves(attack ''everyone'')", respectively, but it's the same basic idea.

*** Actually, it's [[Truth in Television]]. An officer actually ran along the beach yelling that at the men in order to get them to push forward, as they were all taking cover behind whatever they could instead of trying to take the beach.

* The infinitely preachy, [[So Bad It's Good]] film The [[Butter Cream Gang]] has the main characters ex-best friend say this line after he falls under a bad influence. "There are two people in the world: Your friends and your enemies." He doesn't seem to have anything in mind about people he's never met.

* ''[[500 Days of Summer|Five Hundred Days of Summer]]'' : "There's only two kinds of people in the word. [[Captain Obvious|There's women. And there's men.]]

** [[Useful Notes/Transsexual|And then there are those who are not men or women. Or who are both. Or who are some combination of these.]]

* ''[[The Matrix]]'': "Two kinds of people: Those with power, and those without."

* In the film ''[[Film/Nothing To Lose|Nothing To Lose]]'' with [[wikipedia:Nothing to Lose (1997 film)|Tim Robins and Martin Lawrence]].

'''Nick:''' ...I'm ''[[Take a Third Option|married]].'' ''([[Blasting It Out of Their Hands|shoots Rig's gun]])'' }}

*** Or the ones that slaughter the heroes? [[Anti-Hero|Or the ones who don't get the clapping?]]

* ''[[Team Fortress 2]]'' example: "There are two sorts of men in this world: the sort with [[Boom! Headshot!|blood pouring out of a hole in their heads]], and the sort holding the [[Hand Cannon|Ambassador.]]"

* ''[[Fallout 2]]'' has a hilarious example:

{{quote|"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."}}

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