Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: Difference between revisions

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* Singing "Slytherins are Sexier" in Potions class will not get me extra points.
* Screaming "VOLDEMORT!" in crowded hallways is not in good taste.
* I will not raise my wantwand and shout [[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe|"By the Power of Hogwarts!"]] in Transfigurations class.
* And lastly, I will not use a time turner to go into the past and seduce my father, thereby ceasing to exist, which means I could not have gone into the past and seduced my father, which means I do exist, which means I can go back and . . . oh, nevermind.