Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do In An RPG: Difference between revisions

2076. If I'm commissioned to build an artillery gun, they don't mean a gun that fires howitzers.

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{{quote|711. If almost all the words in my character's background start with the same letter, he's vetoed.}}

* [[Against My Religion]]:

* [[Chainsaw Good]]:

{{quote|240. Any character with more than three skills specializing in chainsaw is vetoed.

1584. Even if the rules allow it, you can't sneak with a running chainsaw.

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1924. Despite what the rules say, shooting other PC's in the head [[Villainous Demotivator|does not improve morale]].

1939. Even if the rules allow it, can't parry an artillery barrage with my fists.

2155. Getting multiple entries in a game's first errata is not a badge of honor.}}

{{quote|423. Even if the rules allow it, I cannot play a duck.

999. I can't [[Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory|train squirrel mobs to abuse the grapple rules]].

1512. My canine officer can't spend his animal requisition cash to buy two dozen chihuahuas.

2158. Using my animal influence ability to send countless animals on a suicide attack is fine, but not to form a chorus line.

2193. Inspire Courage is a great super power, unless you use it to get hordes of innocent bystanders to bum rush the super villain.

1595. We aren't raising the villain from the dead because we haven't killed him enough yet.

1606. If my fireballs always form a mushroom cloud, time to tone it down a bit.

2025. There is no such thing as a shotgun exterminatus.

2194. No questioning the Marshal on why a town of 4,000 people and no strategic value warranted a 100 megaton nuke.}}