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== Comicbooks ==
== Comic Books ==
* In ''[[Archie Comics]]'', this is an area where [[Supreme Chef|Betty]] always wins over [[Lethal Chef|Veronica]].
* In ''[[Archie Comics]]'', this is an area where [[Supreme Chef|Betty]] always wins over [[Lethal Chef|Veronica]].
** [[Abhorrent Admirer|Big Ethel]] tries this all the time on [[Big Eater|Jughead]]. He's certainly willing to tolerate her presence when food is forthcoming, but it never gets her any closer to a date (unless you count the time it takes him to eat, and considering it's Jughead that can't be very long).
** [[Abhorrent Admirer|Big Ethel]] tries this all the time on [[Big Eater|Jughead]]. He's certainly willing to tolerate her presence when food is forthcoming, but it never gets her any closer to a date (unless you count the time it takes him to eat, and considering it's Jughead that can't be very long).
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{{quote|'''Bunny:''' Because, Artie, I'm a rotten lay and I know it and you know it and everybody knows it-
{{quote|'''Bunny:''' Because, Artie, I'm a rotten lay and I know it and you know it and everybody knows it-
'''Artie:''' What do you mean, [[Really Gets Around|everybody knows it]]?<br />
'''Artie:''' What do you mean, [[Really Gets Around|everybody knows it]]?
'''Bunny:''' (...) So if I cooked for you now and said I won't sleep with you till we're married, you'd look forward to sleeping with me so much that by the time we got to that motel near Hollywood, I'd be such a disappointment, you'd never forgive me. My cooking is the only thing I got to lure on you with and hold you with. Artie, we got to keep some magic for the honeymoon. }}
'''Bunny:''' (...) So if I cooked for you now and said I won't sleep with you till we're married, you'd look forward to sleeping with me so much that by the time we got to that motel near Hollywood, I'd be such a disappointment, you'd never forgive me. My cooking is the only thing I got to lure on you with and hold you with. Artie, we got to keep some magic for the honeymoon. }}
* In the musical ''[[Of Thee I Sing]]'', the principal qualification of Mary Turner for her successful bid to become the wife of John P. Wintergreen and First Lady of the United States is her ability to "bake the best darned corn muffins you ever ate." Now, Wintergreen may have made a campaign promise to marry the winner of an Atlantic City beauty contest, but the winner's chances of making him honor his promise are doomed when he finds out she can't make corn muffins.
* In the musical ''[[Of Thee I Sing]]'', the principal qualification of Mary Turner for her successful bid to become the wife of John P. Wintergreen and First Lady of the United States is her ability to "bake the best darned corn muffins you ever ate." Now, Wintergreen may have made a campaign promise to marry the winner of an Atlantic City beauty contest, but the winner's chances of making him honor his promise are doomed when he finds out she can't make corn muffins.