Titus/Characters: Difference between revisions

Line 2:

== Christopher Titus ([[Christopher Titus]]) ==

{{quote| "A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a commonly-held belief."}}

{{quote|"A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a commonly-held belief."}}

Most episodes follow his exploits and his point of view. He knows that his life has been and is very screwed up, but realizes that he himself has turned out relatively okay. Even though the show is about his family, everyone calls him by his last name except for his dad and Erin.

Line 14:

== Erin Fitzpatrick ([[Cynthia Watros]]) ==

{{quote| "So I'm sitting in a meeting when my pager goes off with a message. It says "Dad's dead." So I race out of the meeting and drive all the way to Santa Maria because, naturally, I think "MY DAD'S DEAD"!"}}

{{quote|"So I'm sitting in a meeting when my pager goes off with a message. It says "Dad's dead." So I race out of the meeting and drive all the way to Santa Maria because, naturally, I think "MY DAD'S DEAD"!"}}

Christopher's fiancée, a strong and independent woman whose family is just as messed up as his. She is a calming influence on Titus, is one of the few people Papa Titus likes, and is semi-openly lusted after by both Dave and Tommy. Despite her peacemaking personality, she has a buried Irish temper that everyone is afraid of. Her parents, Nora and Merritt, are miserably married alcoholics, her sister, Kim, is a sexually promiscuous drug addict, and her brother, Michael, is a career criminal. Her childhood dream was to become the first person in her family to not be arrested. She brings in her niece Amy (Kim's daughter) after her stepfather (Kim's boyfriend) almost punches her in the face for calling Child Welfare on him.

Line 27:

== Dave Scovill (Zack Ward) ==

{{quote| '''Christopher''': I want you to tell me what you want!~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Christopher''': I want you to tell me what you want!

'''Dave''': (''between sobs'') But I told you...what I want. I...wanna...get bitten by a [[Spider-Man|radioactive spider and get super powers]]! }}

Line 42:

== Tommy Shafter (David Shatraw) ==

{{quote| '''Tommy''':"Now, Mr. Titus, this is something my father taught me. *starts making hand gestures* Father and son start together...and then, they grow apart...until the son's ready to be a man...and then, they grow together again."~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Tommy''':"Now, Mr. Titus, this is something my father taught me. *starts making hand gestures* Father and son start together...and then, they grow apart...until the son's ready to be a man...and then, they grow together again."

'''Papa Titus''':"Can you get him away from me?" }}

Line 53:

== Ken 'Papa' Titus (Stacy Keach) ==

{{quote| '''Christopher''': (''while role-playing with Dave about how condescending their dad is'') Hey, Dad, I started my own business and I made more money in one year than you have in any year of your life! What do you think about that?! Heh heh heh... (''Papa Titus appears behind him, beer in hand'')~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Christopher''': (''while role-playing with Dave about how condescending their dad is'') Hey, Dad, I started my own business and I made more money in one year than you have in any year of your life! What do you think about that?! Heh heh heh... (''Papa Titus appears behind him, beer in hand'')

'''Papa Titus''': (''opens beer can, [[Oh Crap|Christopher freezes in shock]]'') I think without me pushin' you, you never would have made it. }}

Line 69:

== Juanita Titus ==

{{quote| '''Juanita''': "Get down! The aliens can see you!"~~ ~~

{{quote|'''Juanita''': "Get down! The aliens can see you!"

'''Young Christopher''': "They look like trash cans, Mom."~~ ~~

'''Young Christopher''': "They look like trash cans, Mom."

'''Juanita''': "They always do! They're aliens, not morons! Go get your metal hat!" ''(brandishes a shotgun and shoves the business end of it out the window)'': HOW DARE YOU INVADE MY PLANET!" ''(fires)'' }}