Total Nonstop Action Wrestling/Funny: Difference between revisions
Content added Content deleted
m (revise quote template spacing) |
(update links) |
||
| Line 10: | Line 10: | ||
'''Jay Lethal''': ...have you ever been to Fire Island? |
'''Jay Lethal''': ...have you ever been to Fire Island? |
||
'''[[Kevin Nash]]''': Why, yes. [[Memetic Mutation|I have a summer home there. Thanks for asking.]] }} |
'''[[Kevin Nash]]''': Why, yes. [[Memetic Mutation|I have a summer home there. Thanks for asking.]] }} |
||
** When Alex Shelley was shown an inkblot, he replied [[Ho Yay|"My heart, after you broke it."]] and "[[ |
** When Alex Shelley was shown an inkblot, he replied [[Ho Yay|"My heart, after you broke it."]] and "[[Play Station 3]]" |
||
* At ''[[TNA]] Hard Justice 2006'', the arena had to be evacuated mid-show due to a fire. Desperate to fill time until the Orlando Fire Department gave the all-clear and allowed the TNA wrestlers, staff, and fans back into the arena, Mike Tenay interviewed "The Alpha Male" Monty Brown. The result? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEqEas9hUAI The Best. Promo. Ever.] |
* At ''[[TNA]] Hard Justice 2006'', the arena had to be evacuated mid-show due to a fire. Desperate to fill time until the Orlando Fire Department gave the all-clear and allowed the TNA wrestlers, staff, and fans back into the arena, Mike Tenay interviewed "The Alpha Male" Monty Brown. The result? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEqEas9hUAI The Best. Promo. Ever.] |
||
{{quote|'''Monty Brown''': [[Waxing Lyrical|Hey[[ Joe]]]]<ref>[[Samoa Joe]], that is</ref>? [[The Doors|Why you runnin' 'round with that]]...[[Fat Bastard|cheeseburger in yo' hand]]?!}} |
{{quote|'''Monty Brown''': [[Waxing Lyrical|Hey[[ Joe]]]]<ref>[[Samoa Joe]], that is</ref>? [[The Doors|Why you runnin' 'round with that]]...[[Fat Bastard|cheeseburger in yo' hand]]?!}} |
||
| Line 21: | Line 21: | ||
{{quote|Angle: "Is it one of those freaks who want to sell my underwear, on [[EBay]]!?"}} |
{{quote|Angle: "Is it one of those freaks who want to sell my underwear, on [[EBay]]!?"}} |
||
* After turning Jay Lethal into [[Randy Savage|"Black Machismo"]], [[Kevin Nash]] tries to do the same thing with Sonjay Dutt by having him try on his old "Oz" and "Vinnie Vegas" costumes. When he shows up wearing the oversized "Diesel" outfit, Lethal comments (in his Macho Man voice): "Now you can step over the top rope!" |
* After turning Jay Lethal into [[Randy Savage|"Black Machismo"]], [[Kevin Nash]] tries to do the same thing with Sonjay Dutt by having him try on his old "Oz" and "Vinnie Vegas" costumes. When he shows up wearing the oversized "Diesel" outfit, Lethal comments (in his Macho Man voice): "Now you can step over the top rope!" |
||
* [http://www.youtube.com/scotthalltv Last Call with Scott Hall]. REALLY [[Captain Obvious|not safe for work]], what with the [[Everybody Must Get Stoned|not]] [[Best Beer Ever|entirely]] [[Drugs Are Bad|sober]] Hall and Waltman ripping on various people and harassing any woman in the vicinity. |
* [http://www.youtube.com/scotthalltv Last Call with Scott Hall]. REALLY [[Captain Obvious|not safe for work]], what with the [[Everybody Must Get Stoned|not]] [[Best Beer Ever|entirely]] [[Drugs Are Bad|sober]] Hall and Waltman ripping on various people and harassing any woman in the vicinity. |
||
** Watching Larry Zybysco in the latest vids just burying himself deeper and deeper (calling [[AJ Styles]] a "faggot", constantly ripping on Ric Flair) is like watching a trainwreck, but Scott's running commentary on Zybysco ("I'm so sorry, he thinks he's funny", "that makes him a bastard - sorry kids, that's the word for it") makes up for it. |
** Watching Larry Zybysco in the latest vids just burying himself deeper and deeper (calling [[AJ Styles]] a "faggot", constantly ripping on Ric Flair) is like watching a trainwreck, but Scott's running commentary on Zybysco ("I'm so sorry, he thinks he's funny", "that makes him a bastard - sorry kids, that's the word for it") makes up for it. |
||
** [[Kevin Nash]] in the Wolfpac dressing room, a week before he [[Face Heel Turn|turned heel]] onscreen: ''"Uh, I'm still very angry at you guys."'' |
** [[Kevin Nash]] in the Wolfpac dressing room, a week before he [[Face Heel Turn|turned heel]] onscreen: ''"Uh, I'm still very angry at you guys."'' |
||
** And later, in a discussing spanning illegal drug use, [[Noodle Incident|wacky drug trips at the Canadian border]] and fake tanning: |
** And later, in a discussing spanning illegal drug use, [[Noodle Incident|wacky drug trips at the Canadian border]] and fake tanning: |
||
{{quote|'''Scott''': It was like, a week later. We couldn't get into Canada- |
{{quote|'''Scott''': It was like, a week later. We couldn't get into Canada- |
||
| Line 44: | Line 44: | ||
{{quote|'''Mr. Anderson''': I could probably stick a crayon up my ass, squat over a piece of paper, and draw a better title belt than this.}} |
{{quote|'''Mr. Anderson''': I could probably stick a crayon up my ass, squat over a piece of paper, and draw a better title belt than this.}} |
||
** Anderson is a walking [[Crowning Moment of Funny]], one of the reasons he's cheered so strongly is he's able to make nearly anything absolutely hilarious. |
** Anderson is a walking [[Crowning Moment of Funny]], one of the reasons he's cheered so strongly is he's able to make nearly anything absolutely hilarious. |
||
* TNA's section on the [[Wall Banger |
* TNA's section on the [[Wall Banger/Professional Wrestling|Wall Banger]] wrestling moments. Just remember those moments. [[Samoa Joe]] getting kidnapped by ninjas, Abyss becoming a [[Hulk Hogan]] [[Green Lantern|Lantern]], him creating a hole in the mat by chokeslamming [[AJ Styles]], Fourtune [[Writers Cannot Do Math|having six guys]], Abyss branding a fan backstage after trying to murder [[Rob Van Dam|RVD]], Hogan admitting to Dixie's face that he stole the company, etc, etc, etc. |
||
* Taz on Feb 17th 2011 calling himself a Segway machine. |
* Taz on Feb 17th 2011 calling himself a Segway machine. |
||
* The crowd at the Impact Zone gets a lot of crap for dumb chants, chanting for anything and seemingly trying to get themselves over. Whether fair or not it's subjective but what's not is their chant towards Chris Harris, ex-tag team partner of Beer Money member James Storm, being incredibly funny. "Knock knock? Who's there? Braden Walker!" <ref>Braden Walker was the name Chris Harris used during is very, VERY, short stint in the revived ECW</ref>. |
* The crowd at the Impact Zone gets a lot of crap for dumb chants, chanting for anything and seemingly trying to get themselves over. Whether fair or not it's subjective but what's not is their chant towards Chris Harris, ex-tag team partner of Beer Money member James Storm, being incredibly funny. "Knock knock? Who's there? Braden Walker!" <ref>Braden Walker was the name Chris Harris used during is very, VERY, short stint in the revived ECW</ref>. |
||
| Line 59: | Line 59: | ||
{{reflist}} |
{{reflist}} |
||
[[Category:Professional Wrestling/Funny]] |
[[Category:Professional Wrestling/Funny]] |
||
| ⚫ | |||
[[Category:Funny]] |
[[Category:Funny]] |
||
| ⚫ | |||