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Line 1: {{Darth Wiki}} {{~~trope~~Just for Fun}} This is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek approach to certain tropes that will never be agreed upon by the community, either due to being absolutely universal, [[People Sit on Chairs\|pointless]], far too [[Your Mileage May Vary\|subjective]], [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like]], or [[The Same but More]]. Line 6: == Too Universal / [[People Sit on Chairs]] == * ~~[[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)\|~~Tropes That Will Happen]] * Walking Through A Doorway - [[Seen It a Million Times]] and [[Truth in Television]] * [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not-Drowning Skills\|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space\|their own right]]. Line 21: [[Memento\|Shouldn't]] belong here, methinks. * ''How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.'' ** [http://discovermagazine.com/2007/jun/in-no-time Some] [http://www.amazon.com/End-Time-Next-Revolution-Physics/dp/0195145925/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1313161295&sr=8-1 scientists], [http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Unreality_of_Time philosophers], and [https://web.archive.org/web/20131126150930/http://hinduism.about.com/od/basics/a/time.htm religious] [http://conscious-universe.blogspot.com/2007/06/time-in-buddhism.html individuals] strongly disagree. * [[Dude Looks Like a Lady\|Guy Looks Like A Dude]] ** Gal Looks Like A Chick Line 49: * Pressing the Start Button Averted by the [[Wii]], which lacks a Start button. Generally "+" is pause, and main screens use "press A+B" or "press any button". Inverted with Windows, which requires you press the "Start" button in order to shut down.<ref>Actually, there are steps in between. You click "start", and then "shut down" - you click "start" to do a lot of things. You can also use ALT+F4, the <code>shutdown</code> command, etc.</ref> ** The Commodore 64 has no Start key or button. * Two People Who Do Not Meet And Who Are Not In Love Line 100: * My Lower Body From My Waist To My Ankles In My Pants [[Monty Python\|I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...]] [[The Beatles (band)\|He got feet down below his knees..]] ** Aversions include some examples of [[Inspirationally Disadvantaged]], [[Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs]], and [[Bizarre Alien Locomotion]]. * Person Who Is Moderately Attractive Line 109: * The Fred [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423 That's what you think.] Precedent: [[Jack Attack]] was ~~[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1315914034023323900&page=0~~ cut]. * Gravity Inverted in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''. Line 128: Double subverted with ''[[Duke Nukem Forever]]'' and anything else [[Uncanceled]]. * [[Real Life Writes the Plot\|Imagination Writes The Plot]] * Smarter than [[The Simpsons (animation)\|Ralph Wiggum]] ** Dumber than [[Albert Einstein\|Einstein]] * Movement Line 137: * Touching an Item with Any Part Of The Character Or Machine Results of it Being Picked up in Video Games Subverted by ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'': "YOU JUMPED ONTO A SWORD! YOU RETARD!" Subverted by most [[RPG~~\|RPGs~~]] ~~-- you~~s—you have to push a button to pick things up. * If I Set This Match Alight, It May Burn * [[Older Than Dirt\|Older Than Fusion Power]] Line 158: [[Dark Is Not Evil\|Dark Is Not Light]] * See [[Captain Obvious]] * ~~[[Tropes That Will Never Happen (Darth Wiki)\|~~Tropes That Have Already Happened]] ** [[Real Life]] * Works That Have An Author Line 205: * [[Beware the Nice Ones\|Beware The]] [[Obviously Evil]] Ones * [[Complete Monster\|Incomplete Monster]] ** When a monster feels psychologically incomplete because he derives no joy from doing the "monstery" things [[~~Always Chaotic~~Exclusively Evil\|associated with his race]], it's [[My Species Doth Protest Too Much]]. * Politicians that Lie: Cited as an example of something that might be too ~~PSOC to trope in~~ [~~http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=1330364315032430200&page=4#76~~[People ~~this~~Sit ~~forum~~on ~~post~~Chairs\|PSOC]] to trope. * [[All Animals Are Dogs\|All Dogs Are Animals]] * [[Water Is Air\|Water Is Not Air]] Line 238: * [[Too Dumb to Live\|Intelligent Enough to Live]] * [[Real Life Writes the Plot\|Writers Write The Plot]] Except in cases of [[Real Life Writes the Plot]], [[Executive Meddling]], [[Dub -Induced Plot Hole]] (Translators Miswrite The Plot), [[Wag the Director]] and surely others. [[Second Life]] Writes The Plot * People Use Umbrellas When It Rains Line 245: ** Averted by sunset and by any story taking place [[Tropes in Space\|IN SPACE]]. * Children Are Smaller Than Adults Exaggerated as [[Teens Are Short]] and [[Pint-Sized Kid]] We do have [[Teens Are Short]], which is about when this wrong. But we don't yet have one about exaggerations, such as school age kids being less half the height of adults. ** Children Are Younger Than Adults * The Alien is An Alien ** Unless naturalized * [[Incurable Cough of Death\|The Man Who Had A Cough]] [[That Mitchell and Webb Look\|And It's Just A Cough And He's Fine]] * [[I Did What I Had to Do\|I Did What I Didn't Really Have To Do, But Really Wanted To]] Line 257 ⟶ 258: * Heroes Vs. Villains * [[Animesque]]/Anime and Manga * [[The Simpsons (animation)\|Liminal Advertising]] * [[Nearly-Normal Animal\|Truly Normal Animal]] * [[Good Is Not Nice\|Evil Is Not Nice]] Line 311 ⟶ 312: ** [[Eldritch Abomination]] * Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police. * [[Hilarity Ensues\|Hilarity Sues]] * Mind Chastity * [[Stuart Ashen\|Malensky Trifle]] Line 324: The Nowhere Man Was [[Yellow Submarine\|Jeremy]] * The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear\|Jeremy Clarkson]] The Walrus Was [[Sonic Sat AM\|Rotor]] and the Eggman Was Dr. Robotnik The Walrus Was [[~~Myth Busters~~MythBusters\|Jamie]] * [[Dr. Seuss\|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress\|Is A Harsh Mistress]] * [[Big Brother Is Watching\|You Are Watching Big Brother]] [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You]] Could go one of two ways: fan of "reality" series like''[[Big Brother]]'', or who watches the watchers? * [[So Bad It's Good\|So Good It's Bad]] [[Awesomeness Withdrawal]], where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends. This was what the Doug Walker actually said about ''[[Spirited Away]]''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!" ** [[Springtime for Hitler]] * [[Show Within a Show]] [[Overly Long Gag\|Within A Show Within A Show Within A...]] [[Memetic Mutation\|Yeah,]] [[Overused Running Gag\|yeah,]] [[Inception\|we need to go deeper, etc, etc.]] Line 352 ⟶ 353: [[The Tropeless Tale]] * [[You Know That Thing Where\|The Thing With That Guy: You know, that thing. Seen It A Million Times.]] [[Hey, It's That Guy!~~]] or [[You Know That Show~~]]? ~~[[The Colbert Report\|Pick a side, we're at war]].~~ [[Discworld\|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]? * [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot\|Girl on Girl is Shot]] Line 389 ⟶ 390: Someone has never seen [[Braindead]]. Immortal Baby Comedy * Or the ''[[Dawn of the Dead (2004 film)\|Dawn of the Dead]]'' remake. Immoral Baby Comedy ** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy Line 446 ⟶ 447: * [[Our Monsters Are Different\|Our Water Is Different]] Played straight in [[Myst\|Riven]]. [[Doctor Who]] episode [[Doctor Who~~/NS~~/Recap/S4 S30/E16 The Waters of Mars\|The Waters of Mars]] [[Eleventh Hour]] had Mineral water that was Heavy Water - looked the same, non-radioactive, would cause damage similar to radiation poisoning if drank (D<small>2</small>O is not compatible with human anatomy.) In reality, heavy water isn't especially toxic to humans compared to other substances, but you probably still wouldn't want to chug a glass of it. * now that's some [[Proton Jon\|Death]] [[Murder Water\|Water]] Line 468 ⟶ 469: Someone's obviously never been to a voraphilia website. * You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that? * [[You Fail Indexes Forever\|You]] [[You Have Failed Me...\|Fail]] The [[Evil Overlord]] Forever ** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]? * Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal Line 481 ⟶ 482: * [[You Fail Biology Forever\|You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time]] ** Given how quickly biological [[Science Marches On]], surely someone who [[Did Not Do the Research]] got lucky and was later proven right. * [[Beavis and ~~Butthead~~Butt-Head\|I Have The Power Supreme]] * [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast\|Names To]] [[~~Blaz Blue~~BlazBlue\|Icecar]] [[Names to Run Away From Really Fast\|Away From Really Fast]] * [[You Fail Biology Forever\|You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]] * List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[Most Writers Are Male\|Male]], [[Most Writers Are Adults\|Adults]], [[Most Writers Are Human\|Human]] Nor [[Most Writers Are Writers\|Writers]] ''[[My Immortal]]'' List Of Writers Who Are [[Eldritch Abomination~~\|Eldritch Abominations~~]]s *** '''''[[My Immortal]]''''' * Low Calorie Diet [[Sugar Wiki]] Line 508 ⟶ 509: * ''[[Homestuck]]'': Unireal Air. Actually, I thought [[Transformers Cybertron\|Crumplezone]] was cool.. * [[Yandere ~~(disambiguation)~~]] [[X Meets Y\|meets]] [[Yandere ~~(disambiguation)~~]] Again, desperately needs to be an actual work. * ''[[Degrassi the Next Generation]]'', Peter/Emma/Sean love triangle. Line 529 ⟶ 530: ** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love. * [[Villainous Breakdown\|Villainous Breakdance]] * [[Candle Jack~~\|Candle Jackoff~~]]off Except you'll never get to fini * [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff! Line 543 ⟶ 544: * Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy * [[Flying Dutchman\|You Fail]] [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe\|the Feven Feas]] [[Flying Dutchman\|Forever]] * [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?\|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Physical God~~\|Physical Godhood~~]]hood, Anyway? ** [[I Just Want to Be Normal]] * [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?\|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Disability Superpower\|Lameness]], Anyway? Line 583 ⟶ 584: * [[Malevolent Architecture\|Femalevolent Architecture]] If the architects were [[Straw Feminists]], many buildings would be like that. It's filled with [[Death Trap~~\|Death Traps~~]]s that only the present of men (or women?) sets off. * [[What a Senseless Waste of Human Life\|What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life]] * List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics Line 687 ⟶ 688: * A Man Has A Y Chromosome ** Except when he doesn't. (See [[wikipedia:XX male syndrome\|XX Male Syndrome]]) * [[Troper~~\|Tropers~~]]s That Will Never Happen * [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin\|Exactly What It Says In The Fine Print On The Packing Slip]] * [[Brought Down to Normal\|Brought Down To Physical God]] Line 693 ⟶ 694: * [[Real Life Writes the Plot\|Monkeys With Typewriters Write The Plot]] * [[Bring My Brown Pants\|Take Away My Brown Pants]] * [[Call Aa Rabbit Aa Smeerp\|Call a Rabbit a]] [[The Smurfs\|Smurf]] * [[Fanfic\|Fan Nonfic]] * [[Headphones Equal Isolation\|Headphones Equal Physic Powers]] [[Big Eater\|and Abnormal Eating Habits]]. Line 705 ⟶ 706: To the Bat Interjection! To The Bat Gerund! * [[Curves in All the Right Places\|Curves Inin All ~~The~~the Wrong Places]] * [[In the Future We Still Have Roombas\|In the Future We Still Have]] Rhubarb == Too Specific == * You Fail Disco Forever Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch\|No it doesn't.]]</ref> Disco [[You Have Failed Me...\|Has Failed]] [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You\|You]] (Forever) * [[The Reveal\|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]] [[Robotic Reveal]] Line 730 ⟶ 731: [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]? The Password Is Changed Weekly * ''[[~~War Games~~WarGames]]'' had this for the school computer system. * Two words: ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Frequently more often. *** Used in adventure games to justify the protagonist finding a note with a password on it. Line 776 ⟶ 777: * Shaving The Shaggy Dog Isn't that [[Earn Your Happy Ending]]? Or [[Rescued ~~From~~from the Scrappy Heap]]? * Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside ** Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales Line 790 ⟶ 791: * List of video games for the Xbox named ''[[Halo]]'' That Don't Have Numbers or Other Words Attached to the Title List of video games for the [[~~PlayStation~~Play Station 3]] named ''Halo''. ** List of video games for the ''[[Halo]]'' named Xbox * Freud Was Mostly Just Projecting His Own Insecurities Onto Other People Line 821 ⟶ 822: ** [[Lethal Chef\|You Fail Cooking Forever?]] * A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear ** Someone is gossiping about you? * Kick The Dog Then Feel Bad About It Later And Give The Dog Some Bacon To Make Up For It, Provided The Dog Isn't Still Pissed Off, In Which Case You'll Probably Have To Wait Until He Comes Out From Under The Bed Subtrope: And When He Does Give Him Facon For Being Such A Drama Queen Line 839 ⟶ 841: [[Shrug of God]], people. Big Mu * Big Mumu [[The Simpsons (animation)\|- "Marge, have you seen my fat-guy dress?"]] *** Big [[Everything's Better with Cows\|Moo]] * Gushing About [[SpongeBob SquarePants\|Mr Krabs's]] [[Character Alignment]] Line 861 ⟶ 863: ** [[Hopeless Auditionees\|Hopeless Auditionee]] [[Hope Spot\|Spot]]: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was ''hideous''." * What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually ''is'' a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested ''giving away'' the Panama Canal.) * [[Go Mad ~~From~~from the Revelation\|Go]] [[Just Here for Godzilla\|Straight To]] "[[The Bible\|Revelation]]" ** [[Monopoly\|Do not collect $200.]] * [[Just Here for Godzilla\|Just Here For]] The Cute Female Protagonist Line 897 ⟶ 899: * Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal * [[Most Writers Are Human\|Most Writers Are]] Vampires ** Most Writers Are [[Emotion Eater~~\|Emotion Eaters~~]]s ([[Muse Abuse]]?) * [[Awesome Personnel Carrier\|METAL BAWKSES]] [[Take Cover\|in which our enemies hide]], [[Dirty Coward\|the cowards, the FOOLS]]! [[wikipedia:Sindy\|SINDY!!!]] Line 905 ⟶ 907: ''[[Dragon Age]]'' * Everything's Better With Mutant Elves With Glasses Who Ride Piggyback On Anthropomorphic Goats Who Shoot Lasers From Their Eyes To which even ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20100817092042/http://www.c64gg.com/GameInfo/MetaLlamas.html Metagalactic Llamas Battle at the Edge of Time]'' is a step down. [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity\|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]] ** With Great Power Comes Great Likelihood Of [[~~Myth Busters~~MythBusters\|Losing An Eyebrow]] * [[Criminal Minds\|Hey It's That Girl Who May Or May Not Be Hotchner's Wife.]] * [[Doctor Who\|Dropped a TARDIS on him]] Line 915 ⟶ 917: *** Something Something [[Futurama\|David X. Cohen]] * Fridge Fridge ** When you're watching a show, and the entire episode focuses on this bizarre alien machine. The protagonists have no idea what it is, yet they manage to harness its powers to win before finally deciding that the world is not ready for it, leaving it behind. Then, after the episode is over, it hits ~~you -- it~~you—it was a ''fridge!'' * Rape As Satire * True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks * [[The Good Guys Always Win\|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]] * Dropped [[Raquel Welch]] On Him ([[Monty Python's Flying Circus\|"She's got a big bottom!"]]) * [[Damsel in Distress\|~~Eustressed~~ Damsel in Eustress]] * [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life\|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]] Which is why they closed [[Troper Tales]]. * Too bad it's it's closed. *** [http://tropertales.wikkii.com/wiki/Main_Page Moved, actually.] * [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\|Zecora Was Right]] * [[Ungrateful Bastard\|Grateful Bastard]] * [[Jerkass\|Jerk]] [[Badbutt\|Butt]] * Failed A Girdle Check (which does happen in the ''[[Pan Am]]'' pilot) == Complaining About Shows You Don't Like == Line 935 ⟶ 934: * Complaining About Shows That Like You [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You\|In Soviet Russia, Shows Like You!]] [[Big Brother]] is [[Big Brother Is Watching\|watching you.]]. * The Trolls Were Right - This is when the trolls are absolutely correct in saying that a popular television show is actually absolute trash. ** ''Twilight''? Line 942 ⟶ 941: * The Bomb Is Rigged To Explode If Anyone Cuts A Wire Rather Than Actually Properly Defusing It [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]] [[Truth in Television]]: "sloppily placed" mines with extra [[Booby Trap~~\|Booby Traps~~]]s are an old way to target guys whose job is to remove them. Or [[Sea Mine\|sea mines]] complemented with anti-trawl devices. * The Laws Of Thermodynamics Do Work That Way! ** [[Shown Their Work]] * Complaining About Shows You've Never Heard Of * Complaining About Shows You Haven’t Heard Of▼ ** I hate ...that thing. I bugs me that it exists, whatever it is.▼ * Complaining About Remakes You Don't Watch (Of Shows That You Do) * Complaining about facebook pages you don't [[Incredibly Lame Pun\|like]] Line 953 ⟶ 954: * Shows in Which Everyone is a [[Mary Sue]] [[Thirty-Sue Pileup]]? Accusing Characters You Don't Like of Being [[Mary Sue~~\|Mary Sues~~]]s *** Already done. This is called the Internet. * Complaining About Shows That Don't Exist Man, I hate ''My Stepdad Is a Flenser''. * Wow! You too! * Thank god it wasn't renewed for a first season. ''Red Dwarf US'' * [[Discontinuity]] [[Fanwork Ban]] * It Sucks So It Sucks It Sucks So It Blows Line 996 ⟶ 998: [[Unpleasable Fanbase]] * Complaining About Liking Shows ** [[Fan Hater]] * Complaining About Showing Your Likes * Liking Complaints About Shows Line 1,049 ⟶ 1,052: * Executive Dumb * Complaining About Shows You’re Completely Indifferent To ▲* Complaining About Shows You Haven’t Heard Of ▲** I hate ...that thing. I bugs me that it exists, whatever it is. * Gushing About Shows You Don't Like ** Isn't that a reverse troll? * Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like ** [[Complaining About Complaining]] * Complaining About Shows You Maintain [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?]] in a meta sort of way. Line 1,060 ⟶ 1,062: [[Tainted By The Fanbase]], but that's gone now. * Copyright Cruelty ** [[Screwed by the Lawyers]] and [[Fanwork Ban]] * Idiot Illustrator * Subbing Versus Dialogue Voiceover Line 1,083 ⟶ 1,086: * Needs More Hate And, Needs Less Love == Too Subjective == Line 1,132 ⟶ 1,134: [[Rule 34\|34!!!]] [[The Phantom Tollbooth\|Seventeen!]] [[The Simpsons (animation)\|TWENTY-SEVEN!]] ** [[52\|52! 52!]] * [[Tropes Are Tools\|Tropers Are Tools]] ** [[Fan Hater~~\|Fan Haters~~]]s * ''Evangelion'' Really Isn't That Great ** [[Rule of Three]] Line 1,154 ⟶ 1,156: * Tropers Are Not Good All Tropers Are [[Ax Crazy]] * All Tropers Are [[Yandere ~~(disambiguation)~~]] All Tropers Are [[Eldritch Abomination~~\|Eldritch Abominations~~]]s * [[He Knows Too Much\|You know too much]]. I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you. * Most Tropers Are Copyleftists * [[YKTTW]] [[AIA.I. Is a Crapshoot\|Is A Crapshoot]] * Mohn's Scale Of [[Ear Worm]] Catchiness * Most Tropers Hate [[Moral Guardians]] Line 1,169 ⟶ 1,171: * Sliding Scale of So Bad Its Good * Sturgeons Song - Song of where only 10% of it is good and the rest of it is [[Padding]] and other uninteresting parts. Yellowcard—Fighting Yellowcard -- Fighting * [[TV Tropes]] Ruined My Wife * [[Tropes Are Not Bad]] Except For [[Back ~~From~~from the Dead\|These]] [[Rank Inflation\|Horrible]] [[Allegedly Free Game\|Ones]] * Fan Hyperopia * [[Sdrawkcab Name\|Sotanax]] [[Xanatos Gambit\|Gambit]] Line 1,177 ⟶ 1,179: * Pet Peeve Tropers * Informed Humor (Can also cross into Complaining About Shows You Don't Like territory) * Permanent Red Link Club Articles Needing [[Wiki Magic]] * Does This Look Infected to You? * People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent Line 1,284 ⟶ 1,285: Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum ~~Yum-- Oh~~Yum—Oh, let's just skip to the end. -deep breath- Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum -falls down- <small>gah. can't breathe</small> Is that when a woman has solid chocolate penises made for her to eat? And you thought a banana was suggestive! * Page Lock Bait Line 1,298 ⟶ 1,299: * [[Crowning Moment of Awesome\|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]] * Deader Than [[Deader Than Dead]] * [[Toy Story (franchise)\|To Infinity And]] [[Beyond the Impossible]] * [[You Can't Fight Fate\|You Can't Fight]] [[Tempting Fate]] * Harder Than [[Harder Than Hard]] {{spoiler\|Impossible Mode in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''}} Line 1,330 ⟶ 1,331: ** [[So Okay It's Average]] * Chinese People [[Stuff Blowing Up\|Blowing Up]] ** [[Evil Brit~~\|Evil Brits~~]]s [[Blowing Stuff Up]] * Crowning Moment of Average * What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid? Something is portrayed as idiotic, but falls short on the idiocy. Line 1,371 ⟶ 1,372: * Everything's Better With Zoidberg * Sliding Scale Of Incest That's a perfectly sensible sliding scale, ranging from screwing your [[Opposite ~~Sex~~Gender Clone]] to obeying laws against miscegenation. * Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex? *** For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby. Line 1,394 ⟶ 1,395: * Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong ** Rule34 strikes again! * [[Battle Royale]] With [[Panty Shot~~\|Panty Shots~~]]s ** ''[[Ikki Tousen]]'' * The Dog Kicked Me First, [[Groin Attack\|In The Nuts!]] Line 1,421 ⟶ 1,422: ** You Ruined [[Epic Fail]] FOREVER * [[Overly Long Gag\|Evangelion is still not that good.]] * Yay ~~Ho-- cheering~~Ho—cheering for a prostitute ** Overlaps with [[Hooker with a Heart of Gold]]. * Sucking The Crown From A Moment Line 1,451 ⟶ 1,452: * [[I Will Fight Crime No More]] Forever ** I Will Fight [[The Forever War]] No More * Thirty [[Yandere ~~(disambiguation)~~]] Pileup ** Some harem anime might qualify... [[Higurashi]] almost does... * Crowning Moment Of [[Ho Yay]] Line 1,481 ⟶ 1,482: ** Big [[Pinky and The Brain\|Narf]] * [[Timey-Wimey Ball\|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron\|Dodecahedron]] ** The only example would be [[Doctor Who/Recap/S18 E2/E02 Meglos\|Doctor Who]]. * Schmuck Fuel * [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like\|Complaining About]] [[Did Not Do the Research\|The Research]] Line 1,489 ⟶ 1,490: * Tropes That Must Not Happen Tropes That Must Not Be Named * [[About/Permanent Red Link Club\|Permanent Red Link Club]] * [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]] ** ''[[Chrono Trigger]]'' actually did that: The [[New Game+]] endings are all kinda Gainax-y. Line 1,497: * [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male\|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]] I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell, Hero?]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there. Dungeons And Dragons plays this ~~straight -- the~~straight—the spell ''named''' [[Mind Rape]] has an 'evil' tag, but good characters have their own version, 'Programmed Amnesia', without the tag but otherwise nearly identical. And then there's Sanctify the Wicked, a spell which traps someone in a Clockwork Orange mindrape demiplane for a year to forcefully turn their alignment to good. Casting this spell is considered a ''good'' act. [[Brainwashing for the Greater Good\|done]]. Well, in ''[[Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor]]'', Luke does this to Cronal. After Cronal mindrapes Luke and tries to mindrape Leia. Line 1,518: * [[Draco in Leather Pants\|Draco in]] [[Pimped-Out Dress]] ** A variation on [[Villainous Crossdresser]]. You just ''know'' a fangirl is going to draw this now, if one hasn't already. * [[Humans Are the Real Monsters\|Humans Are Bastards]] [[Magnificent Bastard~~\|Magnificent Bastards~~]]s * [["No. Just... No" Reaction\|No, Just No]] [[No Yay\|Yay]] * [[Fridge Logic\|Fridge]] [[Badass]]: When you think about it, this character kicked ass. It just didn't seem like at the time. (Not to be confused with Badass Fridge, such as the one in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull]]''.) Line 1,558: * [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny It's Funny]] * Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]]. ** Could [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\|Fluttershy]] count, seeing what she's usually like and how she acted in "[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/Recap/S1 /E26 The Best Night Ever\|The Best Night Ever]]"? * [[He Who Fights Monsters]] [[Cute Monster Girl~~\|Cute Monster Girls~~]]s ** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify. * [[Arrogant Kung Fu Guy\|Arrogant]] [[The Man Your Man Could Smell Like\|Old Spice Guy]] Line 1,628: Which way? * ''[[Mind Screw\|Both]].'' * So Bad Its Crowning Moment Of Awesome Is Horrible (aka [[Gunnerkrigg Court\|Boxbot]]]]?) So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome So Cool Its Crowning Moment of Awesome Is [[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog\|Doctor Horrible]] Line 1,656: * Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom [[Dead Baby Comedy]]... [[Up to Eleven]] and then [[Beyond the Impossible]]! * Isn't that the humor of ''[[Warhammer ~~40000~~40,000]]''? * Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass ** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous". Line 1,666: * It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me * Scrappy's Gambit ** Cunningly arranging to [[Rescued ~~From~~from the Scrappy Heap\|redeem himself with the audience]]. * [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?\|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]? ** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]] Line 1,678: * Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly. ** Played straight by [[Hey Arnold!\|Helga]] * [[Ho Yay\|Ho]] [[Yandere ~~(disambiguation)~~]]: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were. ** Probably would be a subtrope of [[Depraved Homosexual]]. * [[Family -Unfriendly Death]] By [[G -Rated Sex]] ** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode\|his head exploded]]. * [[Draco in Leather Pants\|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom\|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]] * [[Over Nine Thousand]] [[0% Approval Rating\|Percent Approval]] [[Xanatos Gambit\|Gambit]] [[Ruined FOREVER]] [[Recycled in Space\|IN SPACE]] [[Road Runner vs. Coyote\|Vs Coyote]] [[~~Rabbit~~Duck Season! ~~Duck~~Rabbit Season!\|Season Rabbit Season]] [[My Friends and Zoidberg\|And Zoidberg]] [[Especially Zoidberg]] [[Sliding Scale of Unavoidable Versus Unforgivable\|Versus Unforgivable]] [[Sliding Scale of Fourth Wall Hardness\|Fourth Wall Hardness]] * Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale\|Abstractness]]. * Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl Line 1,697: But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right? * Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills Don't you mean "Everyone on [[TV Tropes]] especially in [[Wild Mass Guessing]] is [[Neon Genesis Evangelion\|Shinji Ikari]] AND [[Haruhi Suzumiya]] on [[Doctor Who\|Gallifray]] who was once Jesus and may or may not have ever been the [[Cloning Blues\|clone]] of a [[Battlestar Galactica\|Cylon]] [[Marvel Universe\|Skrull]] who was created by [[Watchmen (comics)\|Dr. Manhattan]]"? * And [[Memetic Sex God\|wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]? Line 1,765: * Absurdly Specious Sewer * [[wikipedia:Macaronic language\|Macaronic]] and Cheese * Spotlight-Stealing Squid (probably also Too Rare to trope) == Too Dangerous == Line 1,816 ⟶ 1,817: * Do you ''really'' want to cause an [[SCP Foundation\|XK-class]] [[The End of the World as We Know It\|End-of-the-world]] scenario??? Darth''iest'' Wiki [[Warhammer ~~40000~~40,000\|All The Tropes 40,000]] (In the grim, dark future of All The Tropes, there are only [[Justifying Edit~~\|Justifying Edits~~]]s!) **** Sugarier Wiki * Crowning Abortion Of Awesome Line 1,822 ⟶ 1,823: * Targets That Should Be Acceptable * Useful Notes: Homemade Incendiary Devices ** Useful Notes: [[Doomsday Device~~\|Doomsday Devices~~]]s * Everybody Remembers the Swastika ** Why not? It's so true! Line 1,881 ⟶ 1,882: * Some Babies Need To Be Eaten * Some Ethnicities Need To Be Cleansed ** [[~~Always Chaotic~~Exclusively Evil]] * Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like * Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped ** [[~~Starcraft~~StarCraft\|''StarCraft'', your Siege Tanks]] * Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped ** [[~~Starcraft~~StarCraft\|''StarCraft'', your Carriers]] * [[Dude, Not Funny\|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]] * Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It * [[Slash Fic\|Slash]] [[Shipping\|shippers]] are [[Complete Monster\|horrible people]]. ~~<!-- %% Not made as a statement of fact, nor of opinion; merely of a trope that, by definition, is Too Dangerous to include. %% -->~~ * [[Real Life]] / [[War Has Never Been So Much Fun]] * Homophobia Is Okay When It's [[Beyond the Impossible\|Gay on Straight]] Line 1,905: * [[Viewers are Morons\|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You. * [[Can't Argue with Elves\|Can't Argue]] With [[Jews Love to Argue\|Jews]] * All Guys Want [[Shotacon~~\|Shotacons~~]]s * Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]] * Fast Eddie Was Wrong ** '''''[[Warhammer ~~40000~~40,000\|HERESY!]]''''' '''BLAM!''' * Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked Well, there's [[Kick the Son of a Bitch]]... Line 1,914: [[Protection From Editors]] * Most Writers Are White * [[Most Tropers Are ~~Young~~[[High ~~Nerds~~Functioning Autism\|~~Most Tropers Are~~ Autistic]] ** [[Asperger's Syndrome]], maybe. * Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Child Line 1,923: == Attracts ~~Pot~~the ~~Holes~~"Context" tag == ''Because '''somebody''' is going to disagree.'' * And How * Explanation is in my head * I Wish I Was Making This Up▼ ** I Am Totally Making This Up▼ * No Explanation Needed * No Points For Guessing * Nuff Said * That's What Nuff Said * That Is All▼ ** Except that it is a [[Blue Link]], a works page for ''[[That Is All]]'', the last instalment of ''[[Complete World Knowledge]]''. When it becomes [[~~Sinkhole\|sinkholed~~sinkhole]]d, we will [[Serious Business\|seek vengeance]] upon John Hodgman and the author of the page. Damn you, Hodgman!▼ * I Would Rather Not Discuss It▼ * And That's All You Need to Know▼ * Do I Need To Say It?▼ == Attracts Pot Holes == ▲* I Wish I Was Making This Up ▲** I Am Totally Making This Up * Oh, and ... * Quipping - Because [[You Fight Like a Cow]] really shouldn't be the trope's name. * So There You Go ▲* That Is All ▲** Except that it is a [[Blue Link]], a works page for ''[[That Is All]]'', the last instalment of ''[[Complete World Knowledge]]''. When it becomes [[Sinkhole\|sinkholed]], we will [[Serious Business\|seek vengeance]] upon John Hodgman and the author of the page. Damn you, Hodgman! * The - with specific instructions to link to [[The]] page every time you use [[The]] word "[[The]]" on [[The]] wiki. * Full Stop Line 1,945 ⟶ 1,951: * Overstatement * I Know Already! ▲* I Would Rather Not Discuss It * What a Shame ▲* And That's All You Need to Know * The Best * The Worst Line 1,953 ⟶ 1,957: * Think again! * Brutal Subversion ▲* Do I Need To Say It? == Unknowable == Line 1,969 ⟶ 1,971: * Tropes That Pass In The Night * Tropes in Ultraviolet == Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate == Line 1,979 ⟶ 1,980: How do you win TV Tropes, anyway? * The same way you win The Game. * [[Humans Are ~~Bastards~~the Real Monsters]] * [[Brown Note]] * [[Eldritch Abomination]] Line 1,996 ⟶ 1,997: * [[Fan Dumb]] and [[Hate Dumb]] * [[Locked Pages]] * [[About/Permanent Red Link Club\|Permanent Red Link Club]] * [[White Void Room]] ** The closest thing we have to that is [[Empty Room Psych]]. Line 2,012: * [[Narm]] * [[Jump Scare]] * [[~~Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)\|~~Wall Banger]] * [[Your Mileage May Vary]] * [[In Name Only]] (If so, it would be about stuff that is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin]].) Line 2,028: * [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]] * [[Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason]] * [[Go Mad ~~From~~from the Revelation]] * [[Killed Off for Real]] * [[Internet Counterattack]] * [[Role -Ending Misdemeanor]] * [[Scenery Gorn]] * [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]] Line 2,080: * [[Jump Scare]] * [[Kill'Em All]] * [[Oh Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us]] (Due to a lack of material...yet.) * [[Rickroll]] (due perhaps to [[Screwed by the Lawyers]]) * [[Rule 34]] Line 2,089: {{reflist}} [[Category:This Exists (Darth Wiki)]]▼ [[Category:Just for Fun]]▼ ~~[[Category:Tropes That Will Never Happen]]~~ ~~[[Category:Darth Wiki]]~~ ~~[[Category:Pages with comment tags]]~~ [[Category:{{PAGENAME}}]] ▲[[Category:~~This Exists (~~Darth Wiki)]] ▲[[Category:Just for Fun]]