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* [[Breathing Oxygen]] - So much so that aversions and subversions have become [[Super Not-Drowning Skills|tropes in]] [[Batman Can Breathe in Space|their own right]].

* Two Objects Cannot Be In One Place (and its inversion...And no, [[Star Trek|Teleporter Accidents]] do not count,)

** What about [[Tele Frag]]?

** Also subverted by Quantum Mechanics.

*** Only in the Copenhagen interpretation, there are other interpretations where a something only is at one place a time<ref>particles that is, as most other stuff is made of multiple particles.</ref>

** [[Time Travel|Rea]][[Temporal Paradox|lly]][[Timey-Wimey Ball|?]]

*** How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.

*** ''How time moves and how you move through it are not the same thing.''

* [[Dude Looks Like a Lady|Guy Looks Like A Dude]]

** Gal Looks Like A Chick

** [[Reality Is Unrealistic|Subverted]] by General Relativity.

** Further subverted by [[Epileptic Trees|string theory]].

* Didnt Get [[The Call]], Didn't Find the Call, Couldn't Care Less About The Call

** and its subtrope, Didn't Get The Call And Really Are Just As Happy About It; Happier, Maybe.

** The Bad Guy Fails High School

** The Bad Guy [[You Fail Physics Forever|Fails Physics Forever]]

** and its sister trope, [[Younger Than They Look|Really As Young As They Look]].

* Porn With Porn

* Pressing the Start Button

** Averted by the [[Wii]], which lacks a Start button. Generally "+" is pause, and main screens use "press A+B" or "press any button".

** The Commodore 64 has no Start key or button.

* Two People Who Do Not Meet And Who Are Not In Love

* Eating Food

* Nose

* [[Talking Animal|Talking Humans]] -or- Opening That Giant Hole In Your Face And Having Words And Sounds Come Out

** Played with in various ways: [[The Speechless]], [[The Voiceless]], and [[The Unintelligible]].

** Call a Smeerp a Smeerp

** [[Horse of a Different Colour|A Horse Of A Color]]

* Use Of Solid, Liquid, and Gaseous Matter -or- Materials Made Of Atoms

** Subverted with various degenerate states of matter.

*** [[Mathematician's Answer|Yes.]]

** Averted in [[Cyberspace]].

** Averted in works set on [[Generation Ships]].

* I Have A Face

** Invoked in cases of [[My Eyes Are Up Here]].

* Women Have Boobs

* My Lower Body From My Waist To My Ankles In My Pants

** [[Monty Python|I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...]]

** Aversions include some examples of [[Inspirationally Disadvantaged]], [[Sorry, Billy, But You Just Don't Have Legs]], and [[Bizarre Alien Locomotion]].

* Person Who Is Moderately Attractive

* The Fred

** [http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-423 That's what you think.]

* Gravity

** Inverted in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''.

** It might make an index, given all the related tropes in the lead of [[Artificial Gravity]].

* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Seamstress|Gravity Is Not A Seamstress, Harsh Or Otherwise]]

** [[Overly Long Gag|Triiodothyronine Brigade Bait]]

* A Creator Announces That It Will Release A Work, Then Later The Work Is Released

* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Imagination Writes The Plot]]

** Dumber than [[Albert Einstein|Einstein]]

* Movement

* I Know The Limits of My Own Abilities

* Bog-Standard Protagonist

* Touching an Item with Any Part Of The Character Or Machine Results of it Being Picked up in Video Games

** Subverted by ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'': "YOU JUMPED ONTO A SWORD! YOU RETARD!"

* [[Older Than Dirt|Older Than Fusion Power]]

** If [[TV Tropes]] lasts another 20 years, I'll make you eat your words.

* People Who Aren't Dead

** People Who [[Discworld|ATEN'T DEAD]]

* [[Pet the Dog|Feed the Dog]]

** [[Doctor Steel|Feed the hamster, feed the hamster, yeah!]]

** [[Dark Is Not Evil|Dark Is Not Light]]

*** See [[Captain Obvious]]

** [[Real Life]]

* Works That Have An Author

* All First-Person Games Include Killing

** except for ''[[Myst]]'', natch.

* Banned In North Korean Concentration Camps

* Most Women Are Female

** Well, [[Katamari Damacy|the King of All Cosmos broke them all.]]

* [[Unreliable Narrator|Unreliable Reliable Narrator]] (How to explain the Third Person Limited point of view.)

** [[Shaped Like Itself|Shaped Unlike Itself]]

* [[Physical God|Physical Dog]]

* [[Jerkass|Jerkdick]]

* Words With Spaces Between Them

** Letters With Tiny Spaces Between Them

** [[Twenty Four Hour Superpowers]]

* [[Acting for Two|Acting For One]]

* Tropes It Didn't Use

** Didn't Use All Possible Existing Tropes

* [[Beware the Nice Ones|Beware The]] [[Obviously Evil]] Ones

* [[Complete Monster|Incomplete Monster]]

* [[All Animals Are Dogs|All Dogs Are Animals]]

* [[Water Is Air|Water Is Not Air]]

*** Also barely, with [[British Accents|some accents, especially Geordie]]

* [[Sci-Fi Writers Have No Sense of Scale|Fiction Artists Have No Sense Of Light Pollution]]

* Tuning A Tuning Fork

** This is done with a tuning fork tuning fork, which has to be tuned with a tuning fork tuning fork tuning fork.

** Exaggerated when it's [[Troperiffic]].

* If I'm Still Breathing, It's Okay

* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Guy On Girl Is Hot]]

** Guy On Girl Is Het

** Guy ''In'' Girl Is Het

* Zeno's RPG - An RPG where leveling goes briskly in the beginning until finally slowing down to a crawl.

** Zeno's MMORPG

* [[Too Dumb to Live|Intelligent Enough to Live]]

* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Writers Write The Plot]]

** [[Second Life]] Writes The Plot

* People Use Umbrellas When It Rains

** Averted by sunset and by any story taking place [[Tropes in Space|IN SPACE]].

* Children Are Smaller Than Adults

** Children Are Younger Than Adults

* The Alien is An Alien

* [[Incurable Cough of Death|The Man Who Had A Cough]] [[That Mitchell and Webb Look|And It's Just A Cough And He's Fine]]

* [[I Did What I Had to Do|I Did What I Didn't Really Have To Do, But Really Wanted To]]

* Heroes Vs. Villains

* [[Animesque]]/Anime and Manga

* [[Nearly-Normal Animal|Truly Normal Animal]]

* [[Good Is Not Nice|Evil Is Not Nice]]

** [[Evil Is Not Mean|Good Is Not Mean]]

** Briefly subverted by [[Prince]].

* [[Fate Worse Than Death|Fate Better Than Death]]

* [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere|Ordinary-Sized Regular Flea From Nowhere]]

* [[Absurdly High Stakes Game|Absurdly Low Stakes Game]]

** That might happen.

"''Ooh, high roller!''" }}

* [[Every Car Is a Pinto|Every Pinto Is A Car]]

* [[Crack is Cheaper|Crack Is More Expensive]]

* [[Unorthodox Reload|Orthodox Reload]]

 

 

* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Mundanely Inept Attempt At In-Universe Wordplay That Results In Scorn From His Fellows.]]

* [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Incredibly Lame Gun]]

** [[Chairs Sit On People|Spikes Sit On People]]

* [[One Mario Limit|One]] [[Fabio]] [[One Mario Limit|Limit]]

** [[Eldritch Abomination]]

* Why Don't You Send Me Flowers Any More? When Did You Start Sending Me Flowers? Who Are You? What Are You Doing In My House? Get Out Before I Report You To The Police.

* Mind Chastity

* [[Stuart Ashen|Malensky Trifle]]

** The Ocean Child Was Yoko

** Hey Jude Was Julian

** The Nowhere Man Was [[Yellow Submarine|Jeremy]]

*** The Nowhere Man Was [[Top Gear|Jeremy Clarkson]]

* [[Dr. Seuss|Green Eggs And Ham]] [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress|Is A Harsh Mistress]]

* [[Big Brother Is Watching|You Are Watching Big Brother]]

** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You]]

* [[So Bad It's Good|So Good It's Bad]]

** [[Awesomeness Withdrawal]], where you hate something for being so awesome...and then it ends.

** This was what the Doug Walker actually said about ''[[Spirited Away]]''. His justification? "I'm jealous of it!"

* [[Show Within a Show]] [[Overly Long Gag|Within A Show Within A Show Within A...]]

** [[Memetic Mutation|Yeah,]] [[Overused Running Gag|yeah,]] [[Inception|we need to go deeper, etc, etc.]]

*** <s>Don't Mind If I Do!</s> Wait, Russel's Grope Paradox ?

** [[The Tropeless Tale]]

** [[Discworld|Did it have a red cover and it turned out they were twins]]?

* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Girl on Girl is Shot]]

** [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Girl on barbecue is hot]]

*** [[Overly Long Gag|Girl on hot is Girl]]

** Wouldn't that be a form of [[Reality Ensues]]?

*** No, it's a subtrope of Sometimes You Don't Win A Game.

** There really needs to be a trope where this is inverted.

*** [[Crapsack World]]

** [[This Is Spinal Tap|Shark sandwiches]] are!

* No Manga Author Is In Any Way A Raging Pervert

* All Novelists Are Sane

** Someone has never seen [[Braindead]].

** Immortal Baby Comedy

** Immoral Baby Comedy

** Perfectly Healthy Baby Comedy

** I was going to do this one but I just didn't care enough.

** Modern politics rapidly approaching this trope; collision imminent.

** OVERNINETHOUSAND Percent Approval Rating

** 0% Percent Approval of Raping

** ''[[Jesus and Mo]]'' gives us a [http://www.jesusandmo.net/2010/10/08/straw/ Straw Straw Strawman]

* [[Straw Feminist|Straw Nazist]]

* [[Squirrels in My Pants|Shiny Inventive Term That Plays With Words In Your Pants]]

* Retreating Wall Of Shyness

** What about this [http://xkcd.com/175/ xkcd]?

* Show Us On The Doll Where The Vorlons Touched You

* Bitchslapped By Vorlons

** Stared At Creepily By Vorlons

* The Sound Of One Hand Fapping

* I Put On My [[Robe and Wizard Hat|Robe And]] [[Draco in Leather Pants|Leather Pants]]

* List Of Series That Use The Word "Agjitushygutisjghvnudagvjhvsufgisiglzhvciuxzgraif"

** The only reason this will never be a Trope is because the current list totals some 1,200,402 entries.

* [[Mary Sue|Cthulhu Sue]]: [[It Is Pronounced "Tro-PAY"|Pronounced]] [[Sublime Rhyme|Clu-loo Sue]], this Trope takes the worst aspects of [[Mary Sue]] and [[Up to Eleven|increases it to such a level]] that it becomes a [[Literal Metaphor|metaphoric]] [[Eldritch Abomination|cosmic horror]] in its own right.

** [[My Immortal|We already have this]].

*** [[Crack Pairing]]

* [[Chainsaw Good|Chainsaw]] Neutral, Chainsaw Evil

* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Water Is Different]]

** Played straight in [[Myst|Riven]].

** [[Eleventh Hour]] had Mineral water that was Heavy Water - looked the same, non-radioactive, would cause damage similar to radiation poisoning if drank (D<small>2</small>O is not compatible with human anatomy.) In reality, heavy water isn't especially toxic to humans compared to other substances, but you probably still wouldn't want to chug a glass of it.

*** now that's some [[Proton Jon|Death]] [[Murder Water|Water]]

* [[Our Vampires Are Different]] When Convenient

** [[Informed Attribute]]?

*** I thought that was [[Our Vampires Suck]].

* [[Our Monsters Are Different|Our Differences Are Different In A Different Way]]

** Someone's obviously never been to a voraphilia website.

*** You mean it '''doesn't''' work like that?

** [[The Blofeld Ploy]]? [[Killed Off for Real]]?

* Giant Flying Puppet Socks That Like Cold Breakfast Cereal

* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Restful Weekend With No Plans]]

** [[Villains Out Shopping]]

*** Also [[Not Me This Time]].

* [[Xanatos Gambit|Xanatos Can't Win]]

* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Fail Biology For A Short Period Of Time]]

** Given how quickly biological [[Science Marches On]], surely someone who [[Did Not Do the Research]] got lucky and was later proven right.

* [[You Fail Biology Forever|You Pass Biology But Your Grades Are Not Good Enough For Your Parents To Get You A Car Like They Promised]]

* List Of Writers Who Are Neither [[Most Writers Are Male|Male]], [[Most Writers Are Adults|Adults]], [[Most Writers Are Human|Human]] Nor [[Most Writers Are Writers|Writers]]

** ''[[My Immortal]]''

*** '''''[[My Immortal]]'''''

* Low Calorie Diet [[Sugar Wiki]]

** No Added [[Sugar Wiki]]

** Nutrasweet Wiki

** This desperately needs to be an actual work.

* [[This Troper|This Non-Troper]]

* [[Tropes Are Not Good|Tropes Are]] [[Tropes Are Not Bad|Not Neutral]]

* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|TV Tropes Will Begin Your Life]] (i.e., will conceive and give birth to you)

** What if two people have sex and conceive while reading TV Tropes, as a direct result of reading TV Tropes?

** [[TV Tropes]] [[Brown Note|Will End Your Life]]

** [[TV Tropes]] will make you wealthy and successful.

** [[Badass]] Unicycle of Doom

*** Demolishor, ''[[Revenge of the Fallen]]'', robot mode.

** Actually, I thought [[Transformers Cybertron|Crumplezone]] was cool..

* [[Yandere]] [[X Meets Y|meets]] [[Yandere]]

** We got [[A Hell of a Time]]. Does that work?

* Ate [[The Call]]

** [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0563.html with just a little pepper, the rest is natural flavor]

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KORbwVdpzo This]

** This actually happens in the Meg Ryan movie ''Addicted to Love'', where two people stalking their exes (who are seeing each other) fall in love.

* [[Villainous Breakdown|Villainous Breakdance]]

** Except you'll never get to fini

*** [[You No Take Candle]] Jackoff!

* [[Half-Human Hybrid|Fifth Human Hybrids]]

* [[Chickification|Chickwithadickification]]

** ...Have you ''been'' on the internet? Like, ''anywhere''?!

* Fanwork that Caused Bankruptcy

* [[Flying Dutchman|You Fail]] [[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|the Feven Feas]] [[Flying Dutchman|Forever]]

** [[I Just Want to Be Normal]]

* [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?|What Kind of Lame Power Is]] [[Disability Superpower|Lameness]], Anyway?

* Jack [[Chickification]]

** ''[[BC]]'' could probably qualify.

** [[Samurai Jack]] Chick

** [[Candle Jack]] Chi

** In languages with tildes, there are names that are required to be spelled with squiggly lines. Like João, for example (Portuguese version of John).

** Would The Artist Formerly Known As Prince count, or is he closer to Spell My Name With A Bizarre Sigil?

* Dramatic Drizzle

* [[Gainax Ending|Gainax Beginning]]

** Does ''[[Gurren Lagann]]'' ring a bell?

** [[Early Installment Weirdness]]

* [[Artificial Stupidity|Mario Party Games Have Good AI]]

* Jumped At [[The Call]] But Hit The Ceiling And Knocked Yourself Unconscious

* Five-Point Landing

** Nul Point Landing

** ''[[Girl Genius]]'' would be a lot less interesting without them. Though Othar Tryggvasen would disagree.

* Base Low Quality Sticky Taper

* [[Malevolent Architecture|Femalevolent Architecture]]

** If the architects were [[Straw Feminists]], many buildings would be like that.

* [[What a Senseless Waste of Human Life|What A Sensible Waste Of Human Life]]

* List Of Shows That Demonstrate Successful Ways Of Violating The First Law of Thermodynamics

* [[Idea Bulb|Insecurity Tuning Fork]] - A tuning fork which appears over character's hand when the character feels insecure.

* [[Screw the Rules, I Have Money|Screw The Rules]], [[Winnie the Pooh|I Have Honey]]

** [[Save the Girl Screw The World]] (assuming that saving the world is some sort of duty)

* [[Anything That Moves|Anything that doesn't move(Or isn't alive)]]

** [[Drawn Together|Captain Hero?]]

** It'd probably be a supertrope of [[Convenient Miscarriage]].

* I Tried Being A Monster, But Come On, Everyone Experiments In College

*** Blatant Lies

* Throwing Your Head Always Works

* [[Heartwarming Moments]] / [[Hip Hop Locos]]

* Fade To Beige

* Good Is Not Good

* Boring Invisible Hero

** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z Here if you want to]

** [http://www.mediafire.com/?b093poso522f11z same story as the previous one]

* Attack Of The Five Foot Whatever

* Fifty Steve Limit

* Evil Does Not Understand Basic Arithmatic

* [[Confusing Multiple Negatives|You Fail Failing to Fail Failing Failure by Failing to Fail at Failing Failure Forever]]

* A Man Has A Y Chromosome

** Except when he doesn't. (See [[wikipedia:XX male syndrome|XX Male Syndrome]])

* [[Brought Down to Normal|Brought Down To Physical God]]

* [[Genius Bonus|Genius Penalty]]

* [[Real Life Writes the Plot|Monkeys With Typewriters Write The Plot]]

* [[Bring My Brown Pants|Take Away My Brown Pants]]

* [[Fanfic|Fan Nonfic]]

* [[Headphones Equal Isolation|Headphones Equal Physic Powers]] [[Big Eater|and Abnormal Eating Habits]].

** To the Bat Interjection!

** To The Bat Gerund!

 

== Too Specific ==

* You Fail Disco Forever

** Disco Fails Forever<ref>[[Complaining About Shows You Don't Watch|No it doesn't.]]</ref>

* [[The Reveal|The Cheating Bastard is a Computer]]

** [[Robotic Reveal]]

** There actually is a movie called this.

* Boy Meets Robot Girl. Boy Loses Robot Girl. Boy Builds New Robot Girl From Spare Parts.

** In fairness, this is probably what would have happened if ''[[The Sarah Connor Chronicles]]'' had gotten a third season.

* Antidisestablishmentarianism Does Not Work That Way

* The Password Is Always "W./#K|&c~`3"

** [[Strange Minds Think Alike|Dammit, now I have to change my password again.]]

*** ...Hey, this might actually work.

**** [[No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup]]?

**** [[The Key Is Behind the Lock]]?

** The Password Is Changed Weekly

*** Two words: ''[[Harry Potter]]''. Frequently more often.

*** Used in adventure games to justify the protagonist finding a note with a password on it.

** The Password Is Always [[Animal Crossing|Coelacanth]]

* Watching Paint Dry

*** Watching Grass Grow

**** Watching Paint Grow

****** Wouldn't be as funny there. :P

* Jumped On The Caller

** Sir Not Appearing on the Trope Page?

*** You Know, That Non-Entity Where...

** Fuck Your Elves!

** You Can Sit Down And Have A Nice Calm Discussion With Elves

** Trying To Argue With Elves While Watching Them Bathe

*** that's the trope ''Elminster in Myth Drannor'' is built upon...

** This might not be a bad idea, especially as a way of quantifying [[Real Is Brown]].

* The Political Leader That Everyone Likes, Always Does Right, And Isn't Secretly [[Satan]], [[God]] And/Or [[The Antichrist]]

** [[Real Life]] doesn't even have any of these.

* Shaving The Shaggy Dog

** Isn't that [[Earn Your Happy Ending]]?

* Sliding Scale Of A Snake's Underside

** Sliding Scale Of A Moving Piano Playing Scales

** [[The Wiki Rule|Too many!]] ''[[Logic Bomb|Tooo maaany!]]''

* [[King Arthur|The Uther Wiki]]

* [[Hell|The Under Wiki]]

* [[Ubermensch|The Über Wiki]]

** The Dog Shot Second

*** The Dog Shot Third

* The Comrade Syndrome, in which all socialists and communists say "Comrade" and, shortly afterwards, are brutally {{spoiler|censored, and I don't mean like normal censorship, where the things being censored are only relatively gruesome, or not safe for work, I mean the stuff being censored is so gruesome that even the censor covering it is not safe for work}} before being beaten to near death with their dead pet, child, friend, and/or genitalia, before their body is {{spoiler|relax, I am only doing this for your sanity, you'll thank [[This Troper]] someday, think of kittens, or flowers, or even less brutal violence}}. [[The Aristocrats]].

* You Can Argue With Elves And Reach A Reasonable Agreement That Benefits Both Parties

** You Can Argue With Elves And Be One Hundred Percent Correct

* All Writers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans

** All Tropers Are Undead Talking Animals Masquerading As Humans

*** [[Broken Masquerade|Well, it's not a masquerade]] [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero|if you go around telling people.]]

** [[Lethal Chef|You Fail Cooking Forever?]]

* A Slight Itch In Your Left Ear

* Kick The Dog Then Feel Bad About It Later And Give The Dog Some Bacon To Make Up For It, Provided The Dog Isn't Still Pissed Off, In Which Case You'll Probably Have To Wait Until He Comes Out From Under The Bed

** Subtrope: And When He Does Give Him Facon For Being Such A Drama Queen

** [[Shrug of God]], people.

** Big Mu

* Crowning Moment of Drycleaning

* Crowning Microwavable Giraffe Just Add Potato Salad of Shiny Leather Floating Pokemon-Filled Taco, anyone?

** [[Hopeless Auditionees|Hopeless Auditionee]] [[Hope Spot|Spot]]: "You know, I think one might be bearable... No, he's rubbish." Alternatively, "[Contestant], I think you have real talent. In scaring away animals and terrifying small children. That was ''hideous''."

* What Do You Mean Its Political For The Other Side (There actually ''is'' a statue in Kansas that fits this trope: Initially protesting the occupation of the Panama Canal, its current owner says the sculptor saw into the future and protested ''giving away'' the Panama Canal.)

** [[Monopoly|Do not collect $200.]]

* [[Just Here for Godzilla|Just Here For]] The Cute Female Protagonist

** A man decided to seek therapy for his sadonecrobestiality fetish, because he realized he was just beating a dead horse.

*** This is simultaneously awesome and awful. We present you with this medal and then wield it for a merciless flogging.

* Everything's Better With The Golomyunka Fish That Lives In Lake Baikal And Is Preyed Upon By The Baikal Seal

* [[Most Writers Are Human|Most Writers Are]] Vampires

* [[Awesome Personnel Carrier|METAL BAWKSES]] [[Take Cover|in which our enemies hide]], [[Dirty Coward|the cowards, the FOOLS]]!

** [[wikipedia:Sindy|SINDY!!!]]

** ''[[Dragon Age]]''

* Everything's Better With Mutant Elves With Glasses Who Ride Piggyback On Anthropomorphic Goats Who Shoot Lasers From Their Eyes

** [[With Great Power Comes Great Insanity|With Great Power Comes A Great Likelihood Of Getting Half Your Face Blackened]]

* [[Doctor Who|Dropped a TARDIS on him]]

* [[Something Something Leonard Bernstein|Something Something]] Leonard [[The Big Bang Theory|Hofstadter]]

*** Something Something [[Futurama|David X. Cohen]]

* Fridge Fridge

* Rape As Satire

* True Art Involves Cutting Up Sharks

* [[The Good Guys Always Win|The Good Guys Always Get Captured, Raped, Stabbed, Thrown in a River, Trampled by Wildebeests, and Eaten Alive by 26 3/4 Rabid Chipmunks.]]

* [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|Your Life Will Ruin TV Tropes]]

* [[Ungrateful Bastard|Grateful Bastard]]

 

== Complaining About Shows You Don't Like ==

* Complaining About Shows That Like You

** [[In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You|In Soviet Russia, Shows Like You!]]

** ''Twilight''?

*** And here I was thinking the ones who ''liked'' Twilight were the trolls.

** '''''My Immortal'''''

** [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]]

* The Laws Of Thermodynamics Do Work That Way!

** [[Shown Their Work]]

* Complaining About Shows You've Never Heard Of

* Complaining About Remakes You Don't Watch (Of Shows That You Do)

* Complaining about facebook pages you don't [[Incredibly Lame Pun|like]]

* Shows in Which Everyone is a [[Mary Sue]]

** [[Thirty-Sue Pileup]]?

*** Already done. This is called the Internet.

* Complaining About Shows That Don't Exist

** Man, I hate ''My Stepdad Is a Flenser''.

** ''Red Dwarf US''

*** [[Discontinuity]]

* It Sucks So It Sucks

** It Sucks So It Blows

** It's A Powered Vacuum Cleaner So It Sucks

* They Sucked It Now It Changes

** [[Off-Model]]

* Caustic Critic of [[Caustic Critic]].

** Those [[SPOON]], [[FoRK]] and [[KNIFE]] thingies.

* ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Great

** ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' Really Isn't That Bad

** Episode 24 Really Isn't That Gay

*** [[Ho Yay|Yes it is]].

** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]'' Really Isn't That Great I Mean It Started Out With A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], But [[They Changed It, Now It Sucks]], And It Ended With A Dethroning Moment Of Suck

* Complaining About Laws Of Physics You Don't Like

* Complaining About People Who Complain About People Who Complain About Shows They Don't Like

** So this would be Complaining About [[Joss Whedon]] Fans, then?

** [[Unpleasable Fanbase]]

* Complaining About Liking Shows

* Complaining About Showing Your Likes

* Liking Complaints About Shows

* Fapping To Shows You Made Just So You Could Fap To Them

* So Average It's Good

* It Actually Does Suck

* [[And the Fandom Rejoiced|And The Fandom Wept]] (AKA Cue Werehog)

** And The Hatedom Rejoiced

** And the [[Hate Dumb]] Rejoiced

* Complaining About Shows You Hate Only A Little Bit But Not Too Much

* He Panned It Now It Sucks

** They Banned It Now It Sucks

*** They Banned It Now It Doesn't Suck

* Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Bagels Anymore

** Complaining About Shows That Don't Bring You Flowers...Anymore

* So Bad It's [[Locked Pages|Locked]]

** ''Encyclopaedia Dramatica''

* Complaining About Shows A Total Stranger Doesn't Like

* Executive Dumb

* Complaining About Shows You’re Completely Indifferent To

* Gushing About Shows You Don't Like

** Isn't that a reverse troll?

* Complaining About Complaints You Don't Like

* Complaining About Shows You Maintain

** [[Our Product Sucks]] applied to television programs? Also, [[Who Would Want to Watch Us?]] in a meta sort of way.

* Fanbase Ruined The Work

** [[Tainted By The Fanbase]], but that's gone now.

* Copyright Cruelty

* Idiot Illustrator

* Subbing Versus Dialogue Voiceover

* They Banned It Now They Suck

* Complaining About Shows Nobody Watches<ref>''Also known as:'' [[Needs More Love|Needs More Hate]]</ref>

* Complaining About Showers You Don't Like

* Complaing About Likes You Don't Show

* Needs More Hate

** And, Needs Less Love

 

== Too Subjective ==

** [[Fridge Brilliance]]

* TV Tropes Will Not Affect Your Life In Any Way Whatsoever

** [[Crowning Moment of Indifference]]?

* Tropes We Really Should Not Have But Do

** Tropers We Really Should Not Have But Do

* [[Better Than Sex|Worse Than Spinal Injury]]

* Originality Storm

** [[So Bad It's Good]]

* [[Ruined FOREVER|Perfected FOREVER]]

** [[Hitch Hikers Guide to The Galaxy|42?]]

** [[Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure|69, dudes!]]

** [[Rule 34|34!!!]]

** [[The Phantom Tollbooth|Seventeen!]]

* [[Tropes Are Tools|Tropers Are Tools]]

* ''Evangelion'' Really Isn't That Great

** [[Rule of Three]]

* They Were Going Change it, [[Overly Long Gag|but then it was close to quitting time so they went home instead]]

* Tropers Are Not Good

*** All Tropers Are [[Yandere]]

*** [[He Knows Too Much|You know too much]]. I'm afraid we're going to have to kill you.

* Most Tropers Are Copyleftists

* Mohn's Scale Of [[Ear Worm]] Catchiness

* Most Tropers Hate [[Moral Guardians]]

* Sliding Scale of So Bad Its Good

* Sturgeons Song - Song of where only 10% of it is good and the rest of it is [[Padding]] and other uninteresting parts.

* [[TV Tropes]] Ruined My Wife

* Fan Hyperopia

* [[Sdrawkcab Name|Sotanax]] [[Xanatos Gambit|Gambit]]

* Pet Peeve Tropers

* Informed Humor (Can also cross into Complaining About Shows You Don't Like territory)

* Does This Look Infected to You?

* People Actually Think Samuel Beckett Has Talent

 

 

== [[The Same but More]] ==

** [[Your Mileage May Vary]]

** [[It's Popular, Now It Sucks]]

* Crowning Moment Of Heartburning

** I would have thought that would go under to obscure.

* [[Department of Redundancy Department|Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department]]

** [[The Same but More|Redundant Department Of Department Of Redundancy Department Of Redundancy Department Departments]]

* Memetic Molestee

** [[Haruhi Suzumiya|Mikuru Asahina]]?

** The Same

* Trope Tropes Tropes

* Every Googolplex Points

** The replay values of modern pinball games?

** Rape the [[Moral Event Horizon]]

* TV Tropes Will End Your Life

* Nothing Is Better With Anything

* Up To Eleventy-[[Readings Are Off the Scale|Thousaaaaand]]

** Fuel Nightmare, a.k.a. the Middle East

* [[Pretty in Mink|Drop Dead Gorgeous In Mink]]

* [[Rule of Cool|Rule Of Fucking Awesome]]

* The Complainer Makes You Evil By Being Wrong

** [[Brown Note]]

* Evangelion can go fuck itself.

* [[So Bad It's Good|So Horrible Its Awesome]]

* [[Screw Destiny|Rape Destiny Up The Ass]]

* Xanatos Xanatos

** Manipulating events to make other people arrange a conspiracy for your benefit.

** Xanatos Didn't Plan This But Wants You To Think He Did Because He's Really Incompetent But Wants To Be Feared

** Xanatos Morphine Drip

** When an [[Updated Rerelease]] includes an even stronger [[Infinity+1 Sword]] than the original [[Infinity+1 Sword]] (Meaning, 90% of the ones [[Square Enix]] has done).

* Octuple Subverted

* The Labyrinth

* Million To Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Thousand Nine Hundred Ninety-Nine Odds

* Less Dakka

* Animesquesque

* Adam Smith Kicked You In The Nuts

* Chaotic Eviler

** Yum Yum Yum Yum

** Yum Yum Yum Yum Yum

** Is that when a woman has solid chocolate penises made for her to eat? And you thought a banana was suggestive!

* Page Lock Bait

* [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Crowning Moment Of]] [[Squick]]

* Deader Than [[Deader Than Dead]]

* [[You Can't Fight Fate|You Can't Fight]] [[Tempting Fate]]

* Harder Than [[Harder Than Hard]] {{spoiler|Impossible Mode in ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]''}}

* [[And Zoidberg|Except Zoidberg]]

* [[Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick|Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick, Nausea Fuel]]

* [[Big No|Big Oh No]]

 

== [[X Meets Y]] Tropes ==

** [[Mary Poppins]]?

* Awesome Of Moment Crowning (alt. title: emosewA fO tnemoM gninworC)

* Crowning Moment of Evil

** [[Moral Event Horizon]]

** Crowning Music Of [[Final Fantasy VI|Hundreds Of Voices Screaming In Unison]]

*** [[Star Wars|...Before They Were Suddenly Silenced]]

** [[Eats Babies]]

* Boredom Fuel

** [[So Okay It's Average]]

* Chinese People [[Stuff Blowing Up|Blowing Up]]

* Crowning Moment of Average

* What Do You Mean Its Not Stupid? Something is portrayed as idiotic, but falls short on the idiocy.

* Third Person Promoter: you try to promote yourself, but in third Person.

** {{spoiler|This Troper}}

** "[[Astroturf|AstroTurfing]]" and of use of [[Sock Puppet|Sockpuppets]].

*** [[Rape Is Love]] in general.

*** [[Hilariously Abusive Childhood|Hilariously Abusive Relationship]]

** [[Dude, Not Funny|Crowning Moment Of Rape]]

** [[Dude, Not Funny|Funny Moment of Rape]]

* Crowning Moment of Crowning {{spoiler|[[Awesome Moment of Crowning]]}}

** Pretty much any movie that centers around a character's pregnancy, then shows the actual childbirth during the climax has one of these. (Example: ''Knocked Up'')

* Awesome Moment Of Awesome

** A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] from the [[Awesome Series|"Awesome Series"]] by Egoraptor?

* Harder Than Hard Mode Mockery

** [[Have a Nice Death]], where the game mocks you for being crazy enough to try "Impossible".

* Everything's Better With Zoidberg

* Sliding Scale Of Incest

*** Does the clone even have to be opposite-sex?

*** For maximum Squick, yes, because then you could concieve a horribly inbred baby.

*** No, maximum Squick requires both clones be male and somehow result in a double [[Mister Seahorse]].

** Somehow, one could guess that there'd be a''[[Fire Emblem]]'' example on either end of that scale.

** What, you mean masturbating to a video of two people of one's preferred gender watching each other masturbate? What troper hasn't done that?

* Planet Of The Shaggy Dogs Ending

* Face Full Of Batman Wing Wong

** Rule34 strikes again!

** ''[[Ikki Tousen]]''

* The Dog Kicked Me First, [[Groin Attack|In The Nuts!]]

* [[Fetish Fuel|Fuel Fetish]]

* High-Octane Moment Of Fuel

* Timey Moment Of Wimey Groins

* You Can Argue With Elves

* Evil Power Vacuum Cleaner

* Made Of Xanatos

* Tear Jerk Ass

** [[Jerkass Woobie]]

** You Ruined [[Epic Fail]] FOREVER

* [[Overly Long Gag|Evangelion is still not that good.]]

* Sucking The Crown From A Moment

* Xanatos Finally Gets Sick Of It All And Retires

** Isn't that what he canonically did?

* Everything Is Better With [[This Troper]]

** Everything Is Better With [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]

* [[His Dark Materials|You Fall In The Abyss Forever]]

** [[I Fell for Hours]]!

* Snark Incontinence, although it's certainly [[Truth in Television]].

* Evangelion Really Isn't [[That Troper (Darth Wiki)|That Troper]]

* Cute [[Complete Monster]] Girl

** [[Evil Is Sexy]]?

* [[Star Wars|The Other Wookie]]

** Wookieepedia?

* [[Santa Claus|Ho Ho Ho]] Yay

** Possibly implied by a [[Sexy Santa Dress]]?

** Some harem anime might qualify... [[Higurashi]] almost does...

* Crowning Moment Of [[Ho Yay]]

** Dethroning Moment of [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Awesome]]

* [[How Do I Shot Web?|How Do I]] [[Shotacon]]

* What Do You Mean it's Not Xanatos?

* Overly Short Gag

** [[Orphaned Punchline]], perhaps?

** Um, ew?

* [[They Fight Crime]] ... [[Recycled in Space|IN SPACE!]]

* [[Nintendo Hard|Nintendo]] [[Hard Gay]]

** A Nintendo character with an "alternative lifestyle", or an indestructible homosexual?

* Some Anvils Need To Be Dropped On The Dog

* Shaggy Xanatos Story

* [[Big No|Big]] [[Narm]]

** [[Big Damn Heroes|Big Damn]] [[Narm]]

** Big [[Pinky and The Brain|Narf]]

* [[Timey-Wimey Ball|Timey Wimey]] [[Love Dodecahedron|Dodecahedron]]

* Schmuck Fuel

* [[Complaining About Shows You Don't Like|Complaining About]] [[Did Not Do the Research|The Research]]

* Tropes That Must Not Happen

** Tropes That Must Not Be Named

* [[Earn Your Happy Ending]] [[Gainax Ending]]

* Crowning Moment Of [[Executive Meddling]]

* [[Mind Rape]] [[Rape Is Okay When Its Female On Male|Is Okay When Its Hero On Villain]]

** I'm certain one could find examples of that. Let's start at [[What the Hell, Hero?]] and [[Super Dickery]] and go from there.

* Retro Yay (A bunch of boys ''probably'' stole a ''Playboy'' and masturbate together in their treehouse, much like in [[The Fifties]].)

* Ho Nay (Two male lovers are really just friends but pretend to be gay to get chicks.)

* It's Your Mileage, Now It Sucks

* Holding Out For Someone Taller

* Earth Shattering <big>'''''Kawaii!'''''</big>

* [[Fridge Logic|Fridge]] [[Weirdness Magnet|Magnet]]

* Xanatos Will Ruin Your Life

* [[One-Scene Wonder]] [[Projectile Toast|Toast]]

* [[Fetish Retardant]] Fetishist

* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Pimped-Out Dress]]

** A variation on [[Villainous Crossdresser]]. You just ''know'' a fangirl is going to draw this now, if one hasn't already.

* [["No. Just... No" Reaction|No, Just No]] [[No Yay|Yay]]

* High Octane [[Sweet Dreams Fuel]]

** [[Tastes Like Diabetes]] for the [[Glurge Addict]]?

** The Double Black Hat Guy from XKCD?

** Doris from [[Meet the Robinsons|Meet The Robinsons.]]

* What Do You Mean It's Not Better With Cows?

* [[Where the Hell Is Springfield?|Where The Hell Is]] [[Ron the Death Eater]]

* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just]] [[Slap Slap Kiss]] [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Cthulhu]]?

* Fridge Fetish Fuel

** [[Parental Bonus]]?

* Digital Piracy Is [[Evil Is Sexy]]

* [[Seinfeld Is Unfunny]] [[So Unfunny It's Funny]]

* Yanderedere - Someone who goes into extreme measures to make their love interest love her/him, but once she/he's gotten a positive responce, turns into [[Fragile Flower]].

** Protoganist of [[Monster Girl Quest]] might qualify.

* Everthing is [[Better Than Canon]]

** Everything Sounds Sexier In Simlish

* [[Continuity Porn|Continuity]] [[Gorn]]

** An aspect of [[They Just Didn't Care]]?

* [[Foe Yay|Yay Foe]] - When the hero congratulates the villain on doing such a great job.

* Sealed Chaotic Neutral In A Can

** When the author is unsettled that he got the facts wrong.

* [[Aliens Speaking English|Aliens]] [[Speaking Simlish]]

** [[Aliens Speaking English|Aliens Speaking]] [[Angrish]]

* [[Those Two Guys|Those Two]] [[Yaoi Guys]]

** [[Those Two Bad Guys]] [[Yaoi Guys]]

** Eww.

* [[Executive Meddling|Executive]] [[Author Avatar|Avatar]]: When a big-shot executive forces writers to insert him into their work.

* [[Magical Asian]] [[Magical Girl|Girl]]

* [[Like Reality Unless Noted]] [http://xkcd.com/483/ But] ''[[Rule of Cool|Awesomer]]''

* [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid]] [[Time Lord]] [[Adolf Hitler|Hitler]]

* Everything Is Sexier If [[Time Lord]]

 

== ABC Meets XYZ ==

** [[Flat What]]

** Sliding Scale of Troperiffic Versus Cliche Storm

** Mohs Scale of [[Cliché Storm]] Hardness

* Eighty Seven Point Five Percent Of The Way Between Troperriffic And Cliche Storm

** Which way?

*** ''[[Mind Screw|Both]].''

** So Cool Its Dethroning Moment Of Suck Is Awesome

** Okay, I SERIOUSLY need to write one of these.

* Just for Nightmare Moment of Laconic Darth Sugar Tropes Wiki

* Everything's Better With Dead Babies Raping The Doomity Dog Of Doom

** [[Dead Baby Comedy]]... [[Up to Eleven]] and then [[Beyond the Impossible]]!

* Everything's Better With Crowning Moments Of Badass

** We need this, but it would just be binned and put back here under "Too Dangerous".

* Fridged A Bridget On Xanatos' Dog

* What Do You Mean It's Not So Bad It's Good?

* Scary Shiny Idiot Rabbit

* Crowning Moment of [[VG Cats|Nerd Rage]]

* It's Not You It's Me Too Good To Last Disc Magic A Is Magic A Wizard Did It's Not You It's Me

* Scrappy's Gambit

* [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Did You Just Punch Out]] [[Scrappy]]?

** [[And the Fandom Rejoiced]]

* [[We Can Rule Together|We Can]] [[Adam and Eve Plot|Make A]] [[Master Race]] [[We Can Rule Together|Together]]...wait, that actually might be a trope.

* Tsunyandere: Being obsessively in love with you, bordering on mental illness, an denying it constantly.

* [[Ho Yay|Ho]] [[Yandere]]: A guy you experimented with at summer camp who turned out to actually be gay, thinks you're unhappy in your heterosexual relationship, and thinks you're still in love with him, as if you ever were.

** Probably would be a subtrope of [[Depraved Homosexual]].

** Yes, I like it: our unfortunate character tried the magic fairy sex from ''[[Fern Gully]]'', but he was overloaded was pleasure and [[Your Head Asplode|his head exploded]].

* [[Draco in Leather Pants|Draco in]] [[Earthshattering Kaboom|Earth Shattering]] [[Gainax Ending]]

* Sliding Scale of Sliding Scale [[Abstract Scale|Abstractness]].

* Plucky Strange Genki Fat Girl

* They Changed It Now It's So Cool It's Awesome

* Crowning Moment Of Dude, Not Funny

** ''[[Battlestar Galactica]]''

** [[Shoot the Shaggy Dog]] / [[Hope Spot]]

* Everyone Is A Time Lord On TV Tropes

** But it's true! Right guys? I'm not the only one here? Right? Right?

*** Colin Baker Forgot To Take His Pills

*** And [[Memetic Sex God|wants Big Boss to make sweet tender love to them]]?

 

* Discredited Tropes Whose Time Has Come Again

** [[Cyclic Trope]]

* Made Of Vin (Diesel)

* Xanatos Supper

* Xanatos Trip To The Bathroom

** Did The Research, But The Source Was Wrong

* Done Over By The Research (Once you investigated the details, [[Idiot Plot|the story fell apart.]])

* Xanatos Chuck Norris (Hey, if Gilligan gets one...)

** Whatever happens, the result is that Xanatos comes out ahead and Chuck Norris looks like a badass. [[Aliens vs. Predator|Whoever wins, we lose]].

* Absurdly Specious Sewer

* [[wikipedia:Macaronic language|Macaronic]] and Cheese

 

== Too Dangerous ==

* Did Not Do The Research/Religion

* Too Dumb To Live/Religion

* Hitler Was Right

** Jonathan Swift Made Some Good Points

*** [[Stupid Jetpack Hitler|Stupid Jetpack]] [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|Flanders]]

** Creepy Cool Swastikas

* [[Subverted|Somewhat Subverted]]

** [[Eversion|Somewhat Everted]]

** This was actually YKTTW'd.

** Rejected because [[Take That Me|most tropers]] [[Flame Bait|are liberals]].

** How about [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=74 this?]

* Well Fuck That Shit!

* Accidental Nightmare Fuel Retardant

** Retarded Nightmare Fuel Accident

* Fapped A Bridget On Him

** Dropped a [[Widget Series|Widget]] On Him

** Can you really [[The Same but More]] an entire namespace? [[Forbidden Chekhov's Gun|Should we even try?]]

*** '''[[Big No|NO!]]''' It's too dangerous!

**** Darth''iest'' Wiki

**** Sugarier Wiki

* Crowning Abortion Of Awesome

* Targets That Should Be Acceptable

* Useful Notes: Homemade Incendiary Devices

* Everybody Remembers the Swastika

** Why not? It's so true!

** [[Hype Backlash]]?

** [[Chuck Norris]] Is Not Awesome

* This Troper. No, Not You, ''This'' Troper.

* Why Your Political Beliefs Suck

* Why Your Religion Sucks

* Why You Suck

** So Bad They're Horrible / Tropers

* Abandonia - A section where otherwise locked pages are left to open.

* Network Executives Are Experienced Professionals And The Shows They Kill Were Usually Flopping Anyway

** Blasphemy!

** Shortened from ...It Was A Terrible Name That Everyone Constantly Misuses Which Only Caught On By A Fluke And Is Still Always Misused To Mean Crowning Moment of Planning Even Though That's Not What It Is, Because Most People Have No Idea Who Xanatos Is Aside From The Trope Itself And Therefore Haven't The Foggiest Idea What Sort Of Plans He Made Beyond The Implict Assumption Of 'Clever' Which Is All Anyone Ever Ever Ever Takes The Trope To Mean Outside [[TV Tropes]], And Slapping Xanatos On Every Trope About Clever Planning Only Makes It Worse And Also Also While I'm On The Subject--

* Rape Is Funny When [[Sexual Karma|It's Happening To People Who Think Rape Is Funny]]

** Rape Is Funny When It Is [[The Scrappy]] On [[Ensemble Darkhorse]]

*** Rape Is Okay When It's [[Ensemble Darkhorse]] On [[The Scrappy]].

** Rape Is Funny When It's Male on Male on Male on Female on [[But You Screw One Goat!|Horse]] on [[Author Avatar]] on Female on IED on [[Eldritch Abomination]] [[Overly Long Gag|on pre-op transvestite]] on [[Perverse Sexual Lust|aubergine]] on nuke on Male on [[Murder Arson and Jaywalking|housefly]]. [[The Aristocrats]].

** Rape is Okay When It's [[Fanfic]] Author [[Canon Defilment|on Canon]].

** Contrast [[Plant Person]] and [[Les Yay]].

** [[Bald of Awesome]]?

* Genocide Is Funny When It's Jew On German

** [[Dude, Not Funny]]: They actually plotted to do this as a revenge attack, it was on (where else?) The Nazi<ref>I meant History</ref> Channel or Yesterday (formerly UKTV History).

* Some Babies Need To Be Eaten

* Some Ethnicities Need To Be Cleansed

* Complaining About Ethnicities You Don't Like

* Some Nukes Need To Be Dropped

* Nukes That Needed To Be Dropped

* [[Dude, Not Funny|Rape Is Okay When It's This Troper On Female]]

* Everything's Better With The Words "Everything's Better" Jammed In Front Of It

* [[Real Life]] / [[War Has Never Been So Much Fun]]

* Homophobia Is Okay When It's [[Beyond the Impossible|Gay on Straight]]

* Shows That Most People On [[TV Tropes]] Seem To Like Which Actually Suck

* The FastEddie

*** Fast Eddie Is Furious

* [[The Chikan|The Chikan Dance]]

* [[Viewers are Morons|Viewers Really Are Morons]], Especially You, The Troper Who Is Reading This Page. Yes, You.

* Necrophilia [[Needs More Love]]

* Some Dogs Need To Be Kicked

* The Network Executives Were Right

** [[Protection From Editors]]

* Most Writers Are White

* Molestation is Okay When It's Child on Child

* Animal Abuse is Okay When it's Animal on Animal

 

 

* And How

* Explanation is in my head

* No Explanation Needed

* No Points For Guessing

* Nuff Said

* That's What Nuff Said

* Oh, and ...

* Quipping - Because [[You Fight Like a Cow]] really shouldn't be the trope's name.

* So There You Go

* The - with specific instructions to link to [[The]] page every time you use [[The]] word "[[The]]" on [[The]] wiki.

* Full Stop

* Well Then

* I Love You

* This Is Awesome

* Overstatement

* I Know Already!

* What a Shame

* The Best

* The Worst

* Think again!

* Brutal Subversion

 

== Unknowable ==

* Tropes That Pass In The Night

* Tropes in Ultraviolet

 

== Articles That Will Never Self-Demonstrate ==

** How do you win TV Tropes, anyway?

*** The same way you win The Game.

* [[Brown Note]]

* [[Eldritch Abomination]]

** Nope, I looked in the histories. Didn't happen.

* [[Older Than Television]] (We do have this one, but you have to send a postal address to get it.)

* [[Secret Test of Character]]

* [[Brother-Sister Incest]]

** [[Parental Incest]]

* [[The Unintelligible]]

** Hmrufshblemanoto. Bufr, mulnunm flrg.

* [[Fan Dumb]] and [[Hate Dumb]]

* [[Locked Pages]]

* [[White Void Room]]

** The closest thing we have to that is [[Empty Room Psych]].

* [[Lolicon]] / [[Shotacon]]

* [[Speaking Simlish]]

* [[This Troper]]

* [[Fan Myopia]]

* [[Narm]]

* [[Jump Scare]]

* [[Your Mileage May Vary]]

* [[Iris Out]]

* [[Ruined FOREVER]]

* [[There Is No Kill Like Overkill]]

* [[Right Place, Right Time, Wrong Reason]]

* [[Killed Off for Real]]

* [[Internet Counterattack]]

* [[Self-Destruct Mechanism]]

** Says you. I clicked on it and my hard drive started smoking!

** C'mon! The XKCD meme density record can't be unbeatable!

* [[Giftedly Bad]]

* [[The Internet Is for Porn]]

* [[Public Medium Ignorance]]

* [[Fan Hater]]

* [[Fandom Heresy]]

* [[Banned in China]]

* [[Deader Than Dead]]

* [[Gravity Is a Harsh Mistress]]

* [[Alien Invasion]]

* [[Baleful Polymorph]]

* [[Brown Note]]

* [[Casual Interstellar Travel]]

* [[Eldritch Abomination]]

* [[Franchise Killer]]

* [[Humongous Mecha]]

* [[Jump Scare]]

* [[Kill'Em All]]

* [[Rule 34]]

* [[Scenery Gorn]]

* [[Everybody Has Lots of Sex]]

* [[Anal Probing]]

 

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