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* Most of Kirk Lazarus', which would be trite/offensive if he actually ''were'' a black guy, become hilarious because he ''isn't''. His speech when [[N-Word Privileges|Alpa Chino says the n-word]], the line "[[Ho Yay|Everyone turns gay at some point! This is Hollywood!]]" and the exchange: |
* Most of Kirk Lazarus', which would be trite/offensive if he actually ''were'' a black guy, become hilarious because he ''isn't''. His speech when [[N-Word Privileges|Alpa Chino says the n-word]], the line "[[Ho Yay|Everyone turns gay at some point! This is Hollywood!]]" and the exchange: |
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{{quote|'''Kirk''': What do you mean, 'you people?' |
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'''Alpa Chino''': What do ''you'' mean, 'you people?' }} |
'''Alpa Chino''': What do ''you'' mean, 'you people?' }} |
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** There's this one: |
** There's this one: |
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{{quote|'''Tugg Speedman''': I killed one, Rick... the thing I love most in the world. |
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'''Rick Peck''': A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker! }} |
'''Rick Peck''': A hooker. Oh Jesus, you killed a hooker! }} |
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*** Made better because Peck then immediately starts telling Speedman what to do to- something which involves [[Disposing of a Body|"bleach" and "lots and lots of lye."]] |
*** Made better because Peck then immediately starts telling Speedman what to do to- something which involves [[Disposing of a Body|"bleach" and "lots and lots of lye."]] |
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** And this one: |
** And this one: |
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{{quote|'''Tugg Speedman:''' There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt... |
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[pause] |
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'''Tugg Speedman:''' ...retarded. Like, really retarded. |
'''Tugg Speedman:''' ...retarded. Like, really retarded. |
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'''Kirk Lazarus:''' Damn! |
'''Kirk Lazarus:''' Damn! |
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'''Tugg Speedman:''' In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb. |
'''Tugg Speedman:''' In a weird way, I had to sort of just free myself up to believe that is was ok to be stupid or dumb. |
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'''Kirk Lazarus:''' To be a moron. |
'''Kirk Lazarus:''' To be a moron. |
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'''Tugg Speedman:''' Yeah! |
'''Tugg Speedman:''' Yeah! |
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'''Kirk Lazarus:''' To be moronical. |
'''Kirk Lazarus:''' To be moronical. |
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'''Tugg Speedman:''' Exactly, to be a moron. |
'''Tugg Speedman:''' Exactly, to be a moron. |
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'''Kirk Lazarus:''' An imbecile. |
'''Kirk Lazarus:''' An imbecile. |
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'''Tugg Speedman:''' Yeah! |
'''Tugg Speedman:''' Yeah! |
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'''Kirk Lazarus:''' Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived. |
'''Kirk Lazarus:''' Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived. |
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'''Tugg Speedman:''' [pause] When I was playing the character. }} |
'''Tugg Speedman:''' [pause] When I was playing the character. }} |
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* It's got to be when Kirk finishes off his words of wisdom to Tugg on acting with: |
* It's got to be when Kirk finishes off his words of wisdom to Tugg on acting with: |
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{{quote|'''Kirk Lazarus:''' ''Never'' go full retard.}} |
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* "Let's go. We only have sixteen hours before they wake up." |
* "Let's go. We only have sixteen hours before they wake up." |
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* As hilarious as Kirk Lazarus was, the film's ''Crowning'' Moment of Funny comes near the end of the final action scene: Tugg Speedman, escaping from the drug cartel, with a toddler he tried to adopt hanging off his back ''repeatedly stabbing him with a knife'', finally gets fed up and ''[[Refuge in Audacity|throws the toddler off the bridge into the river]]'', emphasized by the fantastic midair [[Everything's Better with Spinning|cartwheels]] he sent the kid into. [[Infant Immortality|The kid, amazingly enough, survives, too]], and looks none the worse for wear - merely extremely pouty - so you don't even have to feel bad about the horrific child abuse! |
* As hilarious as Kirk Lazarus was, the film's ''Crowning'' Moment of Funny comes near the end of the final action scene: Tugg Speedman, escaping from the drug cartel, with a toddler he tried to adopt hanging off his back ''repeatedly stabbing him with a knife'', finally gets fed up and ''[[Refuge in Audacity|throws the toddler off the bridge into the river]]'', emphasized by the fantastic midair [[Everything's Better with Spinning|cartwheels]] he sent the kid into. [[Infant Immortality|The kid, amazingly enough, survives, too]], and looks none the worse for wear - merely extremely pouty - so you don't even have to feel bad about the horrific child abuse! |
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* Kirk Lazarus as Lincoln Osiris as a Peasant Farmer showing the leader of Flaming Dragon exactly where his farm is. |
* Kirk Lazarus as Lincoln Osiris as a Peasant Farmer showing the leader of Flaming Dragon exactly where his farm is. |
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{{quote|'''Lazarus''': I'm a '''LEAD FARMER [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|MOTHERFUCKER]]!'''}} |
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* Near the end, when Tugg is in shellshock, it cuts to [[Jack Black]] screaming, "MY ASS! MY ASS!" |
* Near the end, when Tugg is in shellshock, it cuts to [[Jack Black]] screaming, "MY ASS! MY ASS!" |
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* The entire movie was a CMOF (well, [[Your Mileage May Vary|for some]]), but special mention goes to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4io9Ehi96Y Les Grossman]. |
* The entire movie was a CMOF (well, [[Your Mileage May Vary|for some]]), but special mention goes to [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4io9Ehi96Y Les Grossman]. |
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{{quote|'''Les:''' I want you to take a step back... '''AND LITERALLY''' '''''FUCK''''' '''YOUR OWN FACE!'''}} |
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* "They're not jelly beans." |
* "They're not jelly beans." |
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** "I know." |
** "I know." |
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* "Your mother's a cankerous whore!!! Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I'm sorry. I didn't mean that." |
* "Your mother's a cankerous whore!!! Hey, remember that time I called your mother a cankerous whore? I'm sorry. I didn't mean that." |
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* Lazarus attempting to convince Speedman of his true identity: |
* Lazarus attempting to convince Speedman of his true identity: |
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{{quote|'''Lazarus''': Now you gonna focus up, motherfucker, and say it! "It's me, Tugg!" |
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'''Speedman''': It's me, Tugg. |
'''Speedman''': It's me, Tugg. |
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'''Lazarus''': That's right! Now Tugg who?! |
'''Lazarus''': That's right! Now Tugg who?! |
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'''Speedman''': Tugg who? I don't know. Who are you? |
'''Speedman''': Tugg who? I don't know. Who are you? |
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'''Lazarus''': Me?! '''I KNOW WHO I AM'''! I'm a dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude! You a dude that don't know what dude he is! |
'''Lazarus''': Me?! '''I KNOW WHO I AM'''! I'm a dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude! You a dude that don't know what dude he is! |
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'''Speedman''': Or are you the dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is by playing other dudes? }} |
'''Speedman''': Or are you the dude who has no idea what dude he is and claims to know what dude he is by playing other dudes? }} |
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* The scene by the river. |
* The scene by the river. |
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{{quote|'''Lazarus''': We lost! WE FUCKIN' SUPER LOST, MAN!}} |
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** Followed shortly by: |
** Followed shortly by: |
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{{quote|'''Speedman, after having the map stolen''': "We're supposed to be a unit." |
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'''Lazarus''': "''Suck'' my unit.'' }} |
'''Lazarus''': "''Suck'' my unit.'' }} |
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* "WHAT YOU GETTIN' AT WITH THE BOOK-SCRIPT?! SPIT THAT SHIT OUT, MAN!" |
* "WHAT YOU GETTIN' AT WITH THE BOOK-SCRIPT?! SPIT THAT SHIT OUT, MAN!" |
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** Even better is the delighted grin just after he's said it. |
** Even better is the delighted grin just after he's said it. |
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* This exchange between Lazarus and Alpa Chino: |
* This exchange between Lazarus and Alpa Chino: |
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{{quote|'''Alpa Chino''': Why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I knew I had to represent. They had one good role for a black man, and they gave it to [[Crocodile Dundee]]! |
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'''Lazarus''': (''stops smiling'') Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure. |
'''Lazarus''': (''stops smiling'') Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure. |
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'''Alpa Chino''': I just wanna throw another shrimp on your barby. |
'''Alpa Chino''': I just wanna throw another shrimp on your barby. |
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'''Lazarus''': That shit ain't funny. |
'''Lazarus''': That shit ain't funny. |
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'''Alpa Chino''': I'm just messin' with you, [[Kangaroo Jack]]. I'm so sorry a dingo ate your baby! |
'''Alpa Chino''': I'm just messin' with you, [[Kangaroo Jack]]. I'm so sorry a dingo ate your baby! |
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'''Lazarus''': Y'know, that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You 'bout to cross some fuckin' lines! }} |
'''Lazarus''': Y'know, that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You 'bout to cross some fuckin' lines! }} |
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* "You Australian! Be Australian!" |
* "You Australian! Be Australian!" |
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* The dialogue in the [[Fake Action Prologue]] which is so cheesy it's a wonder the book became a movie. |
* The dialogue in the [[Fake Action Prologue]] which is so cheesy it's a wonder the book became a movie. |
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{{quote|'''Kirk''': Cover me! |
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'''Kevin''': How do we cover him? }} |
'''Kevin''': How do we cover him? }} |
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* At the end of the movie, when {{spoiler|Tugg wins the "Best Actor" Oscar}}, the look on Jon Voight's face (and what he's obviously saying under the crowd noise) is a gem. |
* At the end of the movie, when {{spoiler|Tugg wins the "Best Actor" Oscar}}, the look on Jon Voight's face (and what he's obviously saying under the crowd noise) is a gem. |