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== Ghost and Friends ==

=== Ghost ===

[[File:john_conquest_king_of_communism_7437.jpg|frame|It's John Conquest, King of Communism!]]

{{quote|"I am your host, the man they call Ghost!"}}

The [[Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist|'hero']] of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, Ghost is a short tempered Texan pundit who has little patience for socialism, communism, [[Camp Gay|fruitbowls]], [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|bronies]], [[Troll|trolls]] and, well, a lot of things.

* [[The Alcoholic]]: He denies it, but he has a LOT of cans around, calls for a drink after some rages, and frequently voices a desire to end the show and retire to a bar on Sixth Street.

* [[Angrish]]: Early on, he would rage SO hard he couldn't even form coherent English, nor say anything else.

=== The Engineer ===

[[File:Engineer_1765.jpg|frame|Artist rendering of The Engineer]]

{{quote|"Aaaahraaaahyaaaah yaaaaaah!"}}

Ghost's loyal [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|engineer]], he's not exactly good at his job, not screening obvious troll calls and otherwise just screaming out mumbling garbage. However, he is [[Ensemble Darkhorse|very popular]] with the trolls.

* [[Angrish]]: His first language.

* [[Breakout Character]]: His recent takeovers of True Capitalist Radio, along with his humorous personality, have made Engineer a star among the trolls, many who tell Ghost Engineer needs to have his own show.

=== Goofy_Bone ===

[[File:GOOFY_BONE_8764.jpg|frame|Fuck fuck fuck.]]

{{quote|"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck"|'''Goofy Bone,''' most of the time}}

One of Ghost's only loyal supporters, [[Defector From Decadence|until he got sick of him]], Goofy_Bone also has his fair share of trolls hounding him, since his rather idiotic outbursts and laughable gangsta rap videos are easy material.

* [[Butt Monkey]]

* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: Curses all the time

* [[Smug Snake]]

* [[Token Minority]]: He's Mexican, and as such is one of the two callers (the other being Asho) referred to as 'Bean and Cheese' by Ghost.

 

=== Gasgara ===

[[File:gasgara_4508.jpg|frame|[[Twitter|#notatree]]]]

[[Memetic Mutation|A tree]] with a great fondness for Ghost. May or may not be trolling him.

* [[Implausible Deniability]]: Pffft, he can say what he likes, everyone knows he's a tree.

 

=== Ghost's Granny ===

* [[Cool Old Lady]]: According to Ghost. "MAH GRANNY WAS A PIOUS WOMAN!"

* [[Posthumous Character]]

 

=== KaraszKun ===

A young fan of the show that Ghost has shown great affection for. Much to the dismay of the fans and trolls.

* [[Ambiguous Disorder]]: A lot of the listeners are under the belief he has [[Asperger's Syndrome]].

* [[Creator's Pet]]: Ghost has shown a lot more love for KaraszKun compared to his other fans. Even getting his own segment on the show.

 

== Radio Trolls ==

=== The Ghetto Capitalist/213 ===

{{quote|"Ghost baby what's going on?"}}

{{quote|"I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY!"|'''Ghost''' on the Ghetto Capitalist}}

The closest thing to an arch-nemesis for Ghost, Ghetto Capitalist is a capitalist who lives off his welfare checks, making money 'the ghetto way'. This, coupled with Ghost's extreme views on the welfare system, means whenever Ghetto Capitalist calls the show to tell Ghost about his latest capitalist achievement... [[Hilarity Ensues]], [[Verbal Tic|baby.]]

* [[Abusive Parents]]: Ghost accuses him of leaving the baby with, "-four or five month's worth of diaper rash," for one.

* [[Breakout Character]]: He's easily the most well known troll out of the roster, thanks to his hilarious personality and his ability to make Ghost REALLY rage with ease.

=== Spermy the Cat ===

{{quote|"GET SPERMY THE CAT OUT OF HERE!"|'''Ghost''' on Spermy the Cat}}

A caller from the early days of TCR, he'd employ soundboards of Ghost on the show.

* [[Breakout Character]]: Though not as much as the Internet Buttstalker or 213.

* [[Put on a Bus]]: Hasn't called in for nearly a year.

 

=== Tub Guy ===

{{quote|''"DID I HEAR A '''HORSE?!''' DID YOU BRING A HORSE TO THE TUB?!"|'''Ghost''', reacting to Tubguy}}

A frequent caller, lauded by Ghost for allegedly listening to his show ''in a tub'', and persistently begging for Ghost to get in with him. Oh ''my''.

* [[Anything That Moves]]: Men, women, "trans-testicles", even horses!

{{quote|"DID I HEAR A HORSE?!"}}

 

=== The Aborted Fetus ===

{{quote|"Oh Ghost I love your big cock in my asshole!"}}

{{quote|"WHERE ARE THE PARENTS?"|'''Ghost's''' reaction to the kid.}}

* [[Cute Shotaro Boy]]: At least in voice. This makes Ghost flip out like he never flipped out before when TAF says something REALLY lewd.

* [[Intercourse with You]]: He... doesn't cut corners when it comes to sexual innuendo, to put it one way.

 

=== Tzeki ===

* [[Evil Brit]]: Goofybone seems to think he's this and a [[Worthy Opponent]]

* [[Put on a Bus]]: He hasn't called in a while, probably because he dosen't want to get doxxed.

=== Asho ===

[[File:asho_624.jpg|frame|*groan* What do ''you'' want, Ash-hole?]]

{{quote|''"HE'S THE MEXICAN JUSTIN BIEBER!"|'''Ghost''', reacting to Asho}}

* [[Crack Pairing]]: ([[In-Universe]]) There was someone in the TCR chatroom for a couple shows named "Asho Banged Tub Guy"

* [[Fan Nickname|Detractor Nickname]]: Ghost calls him Ash-hole.

* [[Troubling Unchildlike Behavior]]: He actually smoked weed while calling Ghost, and confirmed his mom was 'at Applebee's getting the high hard one'.

** Yet another time he called Ghost while watching porn and drinking beer, and called again later in the same show [[A Date with Rosie Palms|while fapping.]]

 

=== Equestrian Citizen ===

* [[Award Snub]]: He got the Best Black Guy award instead of Ghetto Capitalist.

* [[Scary Black Man]]

 

=== Tri$ha/Noteparty ===

* [[Anything That Moves]]: Shows signs of this, though she only has eyes for DarkRazorZ

* [[Back from the Dead]]: According to her, after she was beaten to death by [[Suspicious Tumbleweed]], she revived her [[The Green Mile]] style.

* [[Cool Teacher]]: Says she's a teacher.

 

=== SuspiciousTumbleweed ===

* [[Every One Remembers the Stripper]]: Beating Tri$ha to death.

* [[Wolverine Publicity]]: She's crossed over with multiple trolls, most hilariously Asho.

 

=== Nikolai ===

* [[Fake Russian]]

* [[Glorious Mother Russia]]

=== Suck My Dick Guy ===

A popular troll with a one-track mind.

* [[Catch Phrase]]: SUCK MAH DICK!

* [["I Want" Song]]: Sometimes he will call in singing or rapping towards Ghost, only to suddenly interrupt the song with "SUCK MAH DICK!"

 

=== Vibrator/512 (sometimes 571 or 703) (Sounds played by KneeSlappington) ===

Occasionally called up, playing playing a clip of a repeating "Oooooooooooo~" (Which was taken from a redub of a G.I. Joe PSA.)

* [[My God, What Have I Done?]]: KneeSlappington showed this reaction in the Youtube comments in the episode where he makes the Engineer cry.

 

=== The Internet Buttstalker/111 ===

A former frequent caller who spoke in a very effeminate voice while making highly suggestive (or outright pornographic) requests.

* [[Abhorrent Admirer]]: While Ghost hates his guts, TIB would like nothing more then to get into his pants.

* [[Affectionate Nickname]]: Calls Ghost "baby buns"

=== The 'Ban All Bronies' Cult (AKA Btown) ===

[[Madness Mantra|Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies. Ban all bronies.]]

* [[Enemy Mine]]: Ghost actually sided with the bronies over the Cult.

* [[Hive Mind]]: Apparently.

=== Celticbrony ===

{{quote|"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHH CELTICBRONY DONCHOO TALK ABOUT MAH FATHER LIKE THAT AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"|'''Ghost,''' reacting to [[Celtic Brony]]'s "Ghost's Father is Dead" splice.}}

Celtic Brony is a recurring troll who has made many notable splices. Though he was previously quite popular with the TCR community, his [[Chronic Backstabbing Disorder]] and penchant for rather misguided moral crusades has recently made him into a rather divisive figure.

* [[Anti-Villain]]: Arguably. He was pretty justified in a lot of the things he did to Ghost, but he didn't stand a chance once he actually made Ghost leave and [[Bullying a Dragon|angered the collective Capitalist Army and Ghetto Capitalist Army by taking away their lulz.]]

* [[Bullying a Dragon]]: He picked a fight with Ghost and [[No-Holds-Barred Beatdown|lost.]]

=== Basement Dweller/Fruity McFaggot Sounding Fruit/"Shut Up Mom" Guy ===

{{quote|"SHUT UP, MOM!"|Basement Dweller}}

* [[Catch Phrase]]: "Shut up, Mom!"

* [[Ungrateful Bastard]]: What Ghost yells at him for.

=== Edna ===

{{quote|"*A-hack-hack-cough* HEY GHOST IT'S EDNA"|Edna}}

* [[Squick]]: ([[In-Universe]]) Edna tells Ghost to suck smoke out of the hole in his neck. Ghost throws up.

 

== Twitter & Youtube Trolls ==

=== Senator John C. Pooptickler ===

[[File:thegoodsenator_8672.jpg|frame|He will track you down.]]

A devoted member of the senate and longtime supporter of True Capitalist Radio, Senator Pooptickler barely survived an assassination attempt at the hands of the Niggest Crook Force. He's best described as [[X Meets Y|Tub Guy meets John McCain.]]

* [[Authority Equals Asskicking]]

* [[Canon Immigrant]]: He originally came from Debi Daly's show

* [[Knight of Cerebus]]

* [[Sophisticated As Hell]]

 

=== Prankster Pinkie Pie ===

Celtic Brony's right-hand man. Serves basically the same role for him as the Senator does for Ghost.

* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]: He was basically collateral damage during the Celtic Brony/Ghost feud.

* [[The Imp]]

 

=== Navy Huskie ===

One of the earliest TCR trolls and creator of many now-classic splices. One of the few trolls pretty widely liked by everybody, even Ghost.

* [[Closer to Earth]]: He's the most normal person on True Capitalist Radio. This may seem odd until you consider the fact that this is a show featuring a perverted eight-year-old, a flamboyant man who spends his life in his bathtub, a foul-mouthed wannabe rapper, and whatever the hell Tri$ha is.

* [[Friendly Enemy]]

 

=== DarkRazorZ ===

The most prominent of the video uploaders on [[YouTube]]. His original upload of the June 17th 2011 show exposed many people to trolling Ghost. He also started the Facebook fan page "Melting Pot of Friendship"

* [[Promoted Fanboy]]: Originally just a fan of the show, now he's the reason Ghost is as popular as he is now. Ghost personally thanked him for this on his twitter before ending his show.

 

'''Coodoo:''' I'm your worst nightmare.

'''Ghost:''' ''[[Stupid Statement Dance Mix|Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo? Who-in-the-hell-is-Coodoo?]] [[Most Annoying Sound|Ha-ha-haaaaa!]] [[Quote Mine|I am a brony!]]''|'''Coodoo''''s "Who the Hell is Coodoo?" Splice}}

Coodoo17 is an up-and-coming splicer. Along with Shut Up Mom and FatMarshall, he's one of the more successful new trolls.

* [[Breakout Character]]

* [[Sitcom Arch Nemesis]]

== Other ==

=== Ghost's Alter Egos ===

{{quote|''"Mmmmbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh."''|'''"Goats,"''' one of Ghost's fan-given alter egos}}

Nothing enrages Ghost more than hearing splices of himself saying things he never would. Naturally, his fans set about splicing together clips of his voice to create various characters with which to troll him.

* [[Handsome Lech]]: "Hiiiii. They call me John Conquest. I got a 15 in a half inch John Holmes sausage sitting here, getting a little lonely, so why don't ya come over here and sit on it, huh?"

* [[Quote Mine]]: Someone called the FBI using clips of Ghost's various alter egos and spliced personas.

{{quote|A SCHLIEGEN SCHLIEGEN SCHLOGGEN VOLKSWAGON}}