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''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386744/1/TWILA_DA_GIRL_WHO_WAS_IN_LUV_W_A_VAMPIR Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]'' (the original was removed from [[Fanfiction.net]] but it was reposted with an ''even more'' misspelled title) is one of the more memorable of the [[Memetic Mutation|over 9000]] [[Troll Fic|Troll Fics]] that arose in the wake of ''[[My Immortal]]''. It is essentially ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of a [[Mary Sue]] named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to [[High School]] in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.
''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5386744/1/TWILA_DA_GIRL_WHO_WAS_IN_LUV_W_A_VAMPIR Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre]'' (the original was removed from [[Fanfiction.net]] but it was reposted with an ''even more'' misspelled title) is one of the more memorable of the [[Memetic Mutation|over 9000]] [[Troll Fic|Troll Fics]] that arose in the wake of ''[[My Immortal]]''. It is essentially ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' retold in a parody of Tara Gilesbie's imitatable style, from the point of view of a [[Mary Sue]] named "Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen" (although she's obviously not Cullen at the beginning) who goes to [[High School]] in "waschington" and takes the role of Bella, who's been cast in the role of a straw antagonist.


Ironically, someone wrote a werewolf and preppy version, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035008/1/AURORA_THA_GRL_WHO_WAZ_IN_LUUV_WIK_WERWOLF Aurora Tha Grl Who Waz In Luuv Wik Werwolf]''
Ironically, someone wrote a werewolf and preppy version, ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035008/1/AURORA_THA_GRL_WHO_WAZ_IN_LUUV_WIK_WERWOLF Aurora Tha Grl Who Waz In Luuv Wik Werwolf]''
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* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: "OK PPL I AM NOT A [[Troll|TROL]]!! I AM A VAMPIR OK"
* [[Comically Missing the Point]]: "OK PPL I AM NOT A [[Troll|TROL]]!! I AM A VAMPIR OK"
* [[Crossover]]: [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|"Buffi the Vampir Slayer"]] puts in an appearance for no apparent reason.
* [[Crossover]]: [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer|"Buffi the Vampir Slayer"]] puts in an appearance for no apparent reason.
** Possible [[Fridge Brilliance]]: Introducing Edward to Buffy is a common joke among ''[[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]]'' [[Hatedom]].
** Possible [[Fridge Brilliance]]: Introducing Edward to Buffy is a common joke among ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' [[Hatedom]].
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: "Dis is disgusting" i said wif disgust.
* [[Department of Redundancy Department]]: "Dis is disgusting" i said wif disgust.
** Soddenly my vision when blak nd all I could c was blakness.
** Soddenly my vision when blak nd all I could c was blakness.
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** Or possibly "heinous"
** Or possibly "heinous"
* [[Dramatic Reading]]: A few on Youtube.
* [[Dramatic Reading]]: A few on Youtube.
* [[Dropped a Bridge On Him]]: In chapter 12, it is mentioned that {{spoiler|Jacob}} died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.
* [[Dropped a Bridge on Him]]: In chapter 12, it is mentioned that {{spoiler|Jacob}} died sadly in an "axident" which is never fully explained.
* [[Emo Teen]]: As with ''My Immortal'', mislabeled as Goffick.
* [[Emo Teen]]: As with ''My Immortal'', mislabeled as Goffick.
* [[Everything's Better With Sparkles]]: Averted, surprisingly considering the source.
* [[Everything's Better with Sparkles]]: Averted, surprisingly considering the source.
* [[Extreme Omnivore]]: Twila, Edward, ''and'' Hamez when they {{spoiler|''eat Bella's bed'' after killing her}}.
* [[Extreme Omnivore]]: Twila, Edward, ''and'' Hamez when they {{spoiler|''eat Bella's bed'' after killing her}}.
* [[Expy]]: Considering her name (Twila Beautiful ''Psyco'' Topaz ''Sad'ness'' Damian Cullen, and Ebony ''Dark'ness Dementia'' Raven Way) and the nature of the fic, Twila's a pretty good replacement for Ebony
* [[Expy]]: Considering her name (Twila Beautiful ''Psyco'' Topaz ''Sad'ness'' Damian Cullen, and Ebony ''Dark'ness Dementia'' Raven Way) and the nature of the fic, Twila's a pretty good replacement for Ebony
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* [[Psycho Lesbian]]: Alice toward Twila, but only in Chapter 2.
* [[Psycho Lesbian]]: Alice toward Twila, but only in Chapter 2.
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: The title is only the start.
* [[Rouge Angles of Satin]]: The title is only the start.
* [[Shout Out]]: "a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM [[Fruits Basket|FRUITY BASKET]]"
* [[Shout-Out]]: "a/n HEZ LIK HOTSANHARU FROM [[Fruits Basket|FRUITY BASKET]]"
** "All your happiness are belong to me!"
** "All your happiness are belong to me!"
* [[Sidekick]]: Twila's sister "Midnite", very briefly.
* [[Sidekick]]: Twila's sister "Midnite", very briefly.
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