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Unless you have a Tivo or other digital TV recorder that can pause the commercial you can usually only read two or three words from the disclaimer at a time. The pause function on a VCR tends to have too much jitter for the text to be readable from an analog tape.

For the radio equivalent, where disclaimers are read inhumanly fast, see [[Rattling Off Legal]].

See also [[Read the Fine Print]].

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{{spoiler|- Any loss of opportunity for fraud and deceit as the result of the public reading this article.}}

{{spoiler|- Any consequences of reading this article, including, but not limited to, direct consequences like chest discomfort, headache, loss of faith in humanity, [[Go Mad ~~From~~ the Revelation|insanity]],... or indirect consequences like [[Butterfly of Doom|the doom of all humanity.]]}}. }}

{{spoiler|- Any consequences of reading this article, including, but not limited to, direct consequences like chest discomfort, headache, loss of faith in humanity, [[Go Mad from the Revelation|insanity]],... or indirect consequences like [[Butterfly of Doom|the doom of all humanity.]]}}. }}

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