Vampires Suck: Difference between revisions

* [[Don't Explain the Joke]]: The [[Black Eyed Peas]] joke was [[Actually Pretty Funny]] until the James expy spelled it out and deconstructed it.

* [[Deconstructive Parody]]: Of [[Twilight (Literature)|Twilight]].

* [[Eating the Eye Candy]]: Jacob's first [[Shirtless Scene]].

* [[Emo Teen]]: Lampshaded constantly.

** Played straight with [[Female Gaze|Edward's exposing scene]].

** Was there really any need for the camera to [[Male Gaze|focus on Becca's body]] when she was wearing bondage gear?

** When Edward uses [[Parody Names|Derric]] as a [[Human Shield]], there are some [[Squick|disturbing]] close-ups of his injuries.

** Edward's naked, 109-year-old butt. It takes up the entire frame. ''[[Beyond the Impossible|Twice]]''.

* [[Our Werewolves Are Different]]: Some of them are actually chihuahuas...

* [[Rule of Funny]]: The only reason why ''anything'' happens in this movie.

** In addition to the entire plot being based off of the ''Twilight Saga'', there are also references to ''[[Alice in Wonderland]]'', ''[[Jersey Shore]]'', ''[[The Vampire Diaries]]'', ''[[True Blood]]'', ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', ''[[Wizards of Waverly Place]]'' [[Lady Gaga]], and the [[Black Eyed Peas]].

* [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch]]: "Team Jacob, bitch!"

* [[Warm Bloodbags Are Everywhere]]: Played for laughs.