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* ''[[Star Control]] II'': Go on, ask the Slylandro about their glowy bits when you meet them on their homeworld...

*** Well, one of the racers ''is'' crazy, but then again, it makes that racer all the more hilarious to hear screaming like crazy.

** Also, you'll wonder why the ''Roar'' ability can't be done in real life. It would make driving in the real LA much more pleasurable...

* Every one of Daniel's lines in the first chapter of Dark Waters (and most lines in later chapters) are pretty hilarious. Especially the responses when Heather demands that he give her his belt so that she can construct a device to allow her to go rescue the player.

** And in the second chapter, the sequence after a male player who has expressed romantic interest in Heather encounters her memories of Kendra (whose memories have been implanted into her) cheating on Conley (whose memories have been implanted into the player) with Sheridan (whose memories have been implanted into Daniel), in which you reassure Heather on how certain you are that she isn't going to jump into bed with Daniel.

* ''[[Castlevania]]'' has a rare moment of comedy in ''The Dracula X Chronicles'', when [[Dracula]] realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:

{{quote|''Dracula: Completely impossible! Beaten by a little girl?!}}

** Or that [[Evil Elevator]] in ''Symphony of the Night''? God, Alucard and Richter sound like they're absolutely terrified in it!

** Or the "Holy Relic," an item that lets Alucard go underwater without taking damage: {{spoiler|It's a snorkel.}}

** In ''[[Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin|Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: {{spoiler|it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!''}}

*** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp6J-r-ffE8&feature=related And a hilarious KaizoTrap video vs. Death]. As a commenter put it, "[[Evil Laugh|mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, [[Persona 3]]."

{{quote|'''Klein''': "Are you crazy? The ESRB would go nuts!"}}

** And an ancient Atlantean guard robot stomping a Nazi to death while [[Soundtrack Dissonance|a cheery marching band plays in the background]]. The [[Oh Crap|horrified expression]] the Nazi wears a split second before the first stone foot lands on his head makes it all the more hilarious.

** Arnold's the singing Nazi's last words: "YODEL-OOO-URK!"

* The first two ''[[Earthworm Jim (video game)|Earthworm Jim]]'' games thrive on this, but anything involving a [[Drop the Cow|cow]] deserves special mention (particularly the second game's ending, where it's revealed that the [[Big Bad]], the [[Damsel in Distress]], and [[The Hero]] are all actually cows).

** The Bob the Killer Goldfish [[Anticlimax Boss|"boss battles"]] in both games.

* The first Nintendo 64 ''[[Mystical Ninja]]'' game had quite a lot of funny moments. This troper's favourite is when Goemon finds out that Wiseman built robots for the bad guys in exchange for car magazines; this is made even funnier when Wiseman finds out that they blew up his house, including his collection of magazines. (They were porn magazines in the Japanese version.)

** On the other hand THIS Troper's favourite was the game's climatic...musical number, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrnlFW4IMc&feature=related "Gorgeous My Stage"]. Yes, this performance was actually the villains' master plan all along.

* The {{spoiler|Skimpy Swimsuit}} scene in ''[[La-Mulana]]'' is either this or a combination of [[Squick]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]].

** Definitely the former, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69urn7asVA especially with an audience] (start at 2:36).

* ''Wizkid'' was bizarre, no two ways about it, but the funniest moment had to be when the clue to the next level exit was found by going to the toilet. Which made the volcano fart rocks.

* The ending of ''[[System Shock|System Shock 2]]''. The [[Big Bad]] offers to bargain with the Soldier after he defeats it, offering him even more power if he will join it, Darth Vader style. {{spoiler|"Naah." *click* '''*BLAM*'''}}

* [[Gears of War|"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit?! You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down -- dead down... so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skanky-ass queen! Oh mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us! Fuck you! We gonna whup your momma's ass! Woo!"]]

{{quote|(The group is trying to outrun a wall of debris inside the Riftworm)

'''Cole''': God-DAMN, this thing can eat!! }}

** Dom and Marcus had just killed a Beserker using the Hammer of Dawn. This also happens to be one of the [[That One Boss|hardest parts of the game.]]

{{quote|'''Dom''': "How about, we never do that again?"}}

* ''[[Mortal Kombat]] vs. [[DC Universe]]'': At the end of Captain Marvel's part of the DC story, he reveals the identity of the [[Original Generation]] [[Big Bad]] behind the merging of the two universes to the DC villains and Superman. The Joker's reaction?

{{quote|'''Joker:''' '''''[[The Khan|KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!]]'''''}}

** Don't forget the message that plays whenever you use the Venus Djinni Mold in battle. "[http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Mold Guaranteed to infuse humor into the most dramatic boss encounters.]"

{{quote|"[monster], stop hitting yourself!"}}

* This Troper is not sure whether this technically belongs in this category or not, but approximately a week or so before the Wrath of the Lich King expansion came out for ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', Thrall, leader of the orcs, disappeared from his chamber for a few hours. The official forums proceeded to speculate on what he was doing and where he was during that time. This led to many responses simply saying "Jaina." But the absolute best was in response to one of these, where the poster simply wrote:

{{quote|Bow-chicka-lok-tar}}

{{quote|''That did it. The door is opening. Now we can -- [[Oh Crap|Oh no...]]'' }}

** Probably most players' first sourceless quest counts as this, as you basically get attacked by an eel, say "You know what? Fuck eels," and give ''yourself'' a quest to kill a bunch of eels.

* Most (if not all) of Neko Arc Chaos's dialogue in the secret storyline of Arcade Mode of [[Melty Blood|Melty Blood Act Cadenza ver. B]]. Virtually all of it [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|Breaks the Fourth Wall]].

{{quote|'''Neco-Arc Chaos''': Th-then the one who gave Sion the infinite combo...! And the one who made White Len a tsundere...!

'''Magical Broom Girl Amber''': Yes. It was me! Kya~* Wonderful! I got to say it again! }}

{{quote|Roa: I'M NOT FUCKING NERO! [[Lampshade Hanging|You're doing this on purpose aren't you little Tanuki!?]]}}

* The [[Erotic Dream]] in ''[[Tsukihime]]''. Or rather, not the dream itself, but the morning after, considering that Hisui wakes Shiki up every morning, and it's pretty obvious what he was dreaming about immediately prior. Usually, she tactfully tries not to call attention to it. Unless, of course, you dream about ''her''...

'''Riot Guard:''' (Radio) This is 22B. I need backup. And send down a home-box for Riddick. We need him sedated. Do it now! (Scene cuts and comes back with Riddick being locked in a box/traincar with two guards watching him while the Riot Guard stands outside)

'''Riot Guard:''' He's '''your''' problem now. }}

** Choked on a cock.

** Killed by kicking an ass and taking names.

** So, who wants to die on turn 1?

* ''[[Illbleed]]'' is alternately [[So Bad It's Good|ridiculous]] and [[Video Games/Nightmare Fuel|disturbing]]. Highlights include the brainless, gibbering "woodpuppet" version of Randy in "Woodpuppets" and the "boss fight" from "Killer Department Store" ("Aaah! Cashman's on fire!").

{{quote|Nordom: Morte, do you believe you have a destiny in life, a purpose?

Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?

{{quote|'''Loki''': ''being told that he isn't sexy enough'' "Oh...no...you...''didn't!"''}}

** BLUE SCREEN OF DEAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!

** This game has a lot of [[Video Game Cruelty Potential]]. If you are able to harness a source of unlimited running liquid (be it water or magma), you can redirect them to create deathtraps that involves locking in the victims and slowly filling up the death chamber with liquid, the end result being that they either drown to death or they melt horribly in molten rock.

*** Fun traps include: floors that give out when the victims are standing on them, causing them to drop to their deaths; drawbridges that squash them flat when they are in range; deliberate cave-ins intended to crush the one who triggered it; locked chambers of ballista doom...

** [[Everything Trying to Kill You|And, of course, there's the dwarf-eating carp. And the elephants. And the unicorn.]]

*** "I think I made the fish too hardcore."

* ''[[Legacy of Kain]]'' has some great ones, including;

{{quote|'''Raziel''': (to Kain) Oh, no. Everytime you turn up, something monumentally terrible happens. I don't think I have the stomach for it.}}

{{quote|'''Kamille, to Master Asia:''' Yes. [[Embarrassing First Name|I always hated my name]]. But getting wailed on by you has definitely made me feel more manly.}}

* [[The Lost Vikings|"You idiots. That was OUR village!"]]

* In the ending of ''[[Prince of Persia]]: The Sands of Time,'' when the Prince offers Farah {{spoiler|the Dagger of Time, after telling her the story of the game, she asks why he came up with such a wild tale (not remembering any of the events of the game herself, as the Prince pushed the [[Reset Button]]). He replies by kissing her. She pushes him off and [[What the Hell, Hero?|says "I said I was grateful, but you presume too much!"]]}} The Prince's response to this: {{spoiler|he looks at the Dagger, ''rewinds time, using the same ability you've been using all game'', to the middle of her question about why he made up such a tale, and then replies "You're right, it's just a story," and gives her the Dagger.}} After the {{spoiler|large-scale [[Reset Button]] that had been pushed previously}}, seeing the Prince utilize it on a much smaller scale for such a trivial reason is hilarious.

{{quote|"Stop ''talking'' to yourself! Augh!"}}

* While most of the [[Enemy Chatter|insane ramblings]] of the Splicers from ''[[BioShock (series)]]'' are genuinely unnerving, anything that comes out the mouth of the snooty and arrogant [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXJ0j5VtE88 Ladysmith Splicer] is pure comedy gold. My particular favourite would have to be:

** As hilarious as most of her lines are, it's [[Mad Doctor|Dr. Grossman]] who get's the best material, hands down:

{{quote|'''Dr. Grossman''': "When is a fever not a fever? WHEN I SAY IT ISN'T!"}}

** Also one particular intermission, which allows Alph to point blank ''ask'' [[Ms. Fanservice|Vanessa]] [[Gag Boobs|"Are they real?"]] The best bit? {{spoiler|She's ''delighted'' he asked and offers to let him find out.}}

* ''[[Zork: Grand Inquisitor]]''. Basically all of it. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUDDW26pOO0 Starting with the intro movie.]

** The humorous material in the game can be divided into five categories: things Dalboz says ("You gain 86 experience points and found a healing potion. Oops, um, wrong kind of dungeon master."), [[Have a Nice Death]] messages ("At least this is what you assume he does. You are far too dead to know for certain."), moments involving Antharia Jack ("Can I at least have a hug?"), things your three totemized party members say ("Oh c'mon! You gotta be a moron to perform impromptu root canal on a sleeping dragon. It just isn't done."), and everything else ("The Alarm System is down. Can everybody please try and cheer him up?").

* Some of the manuals for games published by [[Working Designs]]. The description for ''RayCrisis'''s [[Dynamic Difficulty|Encroachment Meter]], for example: "Determines the amount of suckage."

* Halfway through ''[[Sigma Star Saga]]'', Psyme falls victim to an apparent illness after Ian Recker gave her a kiss. [[Bizarre Alien Biology|Knowing nothing about Krill physiology]], Recker assumes that [[Mistaken for Pregnant|he impregnated her...somehow.]] (Two Krillian healers tell him that "[[Leave the Two Lovebirds Alone|this is a special moment between you two]]", not helping his case any.) He then takes her back to the Forest Planet to dip her in a pool to allow her to "recover", and the expecting dad is instead greeted by a perfectly healthy Psyme, now sporting a new set of [[Power Gives You Wings|fairy-like wings]]. After chastising him for [[You Fail Biology Forever|failing Krill physiology 101]], she gives the wings to him for use by his parasite, admitting that they only grow on Krill females whenever they feel...[[The Power of Love|close to a person]]. The game then congratulates the player for acquiring Psyme's gift by taking a jab at Recker's, erm..."manliness":

{{quote|"You got the Girl Wings! Wings like a '''GIRL!'''"}}

** <small>"I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE!" - [[Player Character]] 's reaction to this scene.</small>

** In fact, the Pirate Quest Series appears to be a veritable generator of these. Like this:

** When Fett and Montross have their final confrontation, Montross states that they are the same. Fett replies, "Now you're just being mean."

* [[Guilty Gear|May's, Faust's and Bridget's Instant Kills.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5c93CTgiQ0 They have to be seen to be believed.]. (They can be located around 1:50, 4:58, and 6:36 in the video respectively.)

** By beating the shit out of (a transformed) him, no less.

* ''[[Tekken]] 5''. Lee's ending. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=HA7DeHyXCM0 "Two fingers".]

** During [[Highly-Visible Ninja|Yoshimitsu's]] story mode, you fight new character Raven, who is basically a [[No Celebrities Were Harmed|ninja]] [[Blade|Wesley Snipes]], aka a [[Serious Business|serious ninja.]] If you lose, you're treated to a cutscene of Raven attempting to teach Yoshimitsu ninja hand signs, with little success.

*** [[Everything's Worse with Bears|Kuma]] and [[Pandaing to the Audience|Panda]]'s Tekken 5 endings. Kuma's is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6DBLb8UBNc here] and Panda's is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbFGBCcpf-E&feature=related here]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].

* In ''[[Rayman]] 3'', ''any'' conversion you overhear the Knaaren have.

** In the first ''[[Rayman Origins]]'' trailer, when Rayman and Globox meet, they become friends by slapping and punching each other. Also, during a fight with a golem Globox latches onto the side of it's head with his ''teeth'' and starts slapping his eye.

** Sometimes the trees just don't work out and completely random, absolutely nonsensical conversations ensue. Or the taunt button, which could lead to Tony screaming at no one in paticular in an empty street.

* ''The Punisher''. After you throw a mook down the well at Ma Gnucci's place, stick around. He's not quite dead.

* The measures Ubisoft took to discourage anyone who would pirate ''Michael Jackson: The Experience'': {{spoiler|they covered up the music with the sounds of a large group of vuvuzelas being blown at full volume.}} Talk about a [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]].

* On episode 4 of ''The Way'' you find yourself interrupting a cutscene of a young boy arguing with his mother about whether to urinate in the corner of the house or outside.

* ''Wave Race Blue Storm'': The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDOcyEGhoQ hidden announcer], who is... [[Jerkass|impolite, to put it nicely]].

{{quote|"You have chosen poorly."

* The US localization of [[Gunbird]] (known as ''[[Mobile Light Force]]'' in the states) has one of these if you know enough about the original Japanese version. Among the many, many changes made, the playable characters were renamed after members of the localization team. Two of these characters, Tetsu and Ash, are actually [[Camp Gay]] and a pedophile respectively in the original Japanese version.

* From the mouth of a Commanding Officer in his second major war:

[[Idiot Hero|Continents? Really?]] }}

 

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