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* ''[[Star Control]] II'': Go on, ask the Slylandro about their glowy bits when you meet them on their homeworld...

*** Well, one of the racers ''is'' crazy, but then again, it makes that racer all the more hilarious to hear screaming like crazy.

** Also, you'll wonder why the ''Roar'' ability can't be done in real life. It would make driving in the real LA much more pleasurable...

* Every one of Daniel's lines in the first chapter of Dark Waters (and most lines in later chapters) are pretty hilarious. Especially the responses when Heather demands that he give her his belt so that she can construct a device to allow her to go rescue the player.

** And in the second chapter, the sequence after a male player who has expressed romantic interest in Heather encounters her memories of Kendra (whose memories have been implanted into her) cheating on Conley (whose memories have been implanted into the player) with Sheridan (whose memories have been implanted into Daniel), in which you reassure Heather on how certain you are that she isn't going to jump into bed with Daniel.

* The first two ''[[Earthworm Jim (video game)|Earthworm Jim]]'' games thrive on this, but anything involving a [[Drop the Cow|cow]] deserves special mention (particularly the second game's ending, where it's revealed that the [[Big Bad]], the [[Damsel in Distress]], and [[The Hero]] are all actually cows).

** The Bob the Killer Goldfish [[Anticlimax Boss|"boss battles"]] in both games.

* The first Nintendo 64 ''[[Mystical Ninja]]'' game had quite a lot of funny moments. This troper's favourite is when Goemon finds out that Wiseman built robots for the bad guys in exchange for car magazines; this is made even funnier when Wiseman finds out that they blew up his house, including his collection of magazines. (They were porn magazines in the Japanese version.)

** On the other hand THIS Troper's favourite was the game's climatic...musical number, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrnlFW4IMc&feature=related "Gorgeous My Stage"]. Yes, this performance was actually the villains' master plan all along.

* The {{spoiler|Skimpy Swimsuit}} scene in ''[[La-Mulana]]'' is either this or a combination of [[Squick]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]].

** Definitely the former, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69urn7asVA especially with an audience] (start at 2:36).

* ''Wizkid'' was bizarre, no two ways about it, but the funniest moment had to be when the clue to the next level exit was found by going to the toilet. Which made the volcano fart rocks.

* The ending of ''[[System Shock|System Shock 2]]''. The [[Big Bad]] offers to bargain with the Soldier after he defeats it, offering him even more power if he will join it, Darth Vader style. {{spoiler|"Naah." *click* '''*BLAM*'''}}

** Dom and Marcus had just killed a Beserker using the Hammer of Dawn. This also happens to be one of the [[That One Boss|hardest parts of the game.]]

{{quote|'''Dom''': "How about, we never do that again?"}}

* ''[[Mortal Kombat]] vs. [[DC Universe]]'': At the end of Captain Marvel's part of the DC story, he reveals the identity of the [[Original Generation]] [[Big Bad]] behind the merging of the two universes to the DC villains and Superman. The Joker's reaction?

{{quote|'''Joker:''' '''''[[The Khan|KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!]]'''''}}

** Don't forget the message that plays whenever you use the Venus Djinni Mold in battle. "[http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Mold Guaranteed to infuse humor into the most dramatic boss encounters.]"

{{quote|"[monster], stop hitting yourself!"}}

* This Troper is not sure whether this technically belongs in this category or not, but approximately a week or so before the Wrath of the Lich King expansion came out for ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', Thrall, leader of the orcs, disappeared from his chamber for a few hours. The official forums proceeded to speculate on what he was doing and where he was during that time. This led to many responses simply saying "Jaina." But the absolute best was in response to one of these, where the poster simply wrote:

{{quote|Bow-chicka-lok-tar}}

{{quote|''That did it. The door is opening. Now we can -- [[Oh Crap|Oh no...]]'' }}

** Probably most players' first sourceless quest counts as this, as you basically get attacked by an eel, say "You know what? Fuck eels," and give ''yourself'' a quest to kill a bunch of eels.

* Most (if not all) of Neko Arc Chaos's dialogue in the secret storyline of Arcade Mode of [[Melty Blood|Melty Blood Act Cadenza ver. B]]. Virtually all of it [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|Breaks the Fourth Wall]].

{{quote|'''Neco-Arc Chaos''': Th-then the one who gave Sion the infinite combo...! And the one who made White Len a tsundere...!

'''Riot Guard:''' (Radio) This is 22B. I need backup. And send down a home-box for Riddick. We need him sedated. Do it now! (Scene cuts and comes back with Riddick being locked in a box/traincar with two guards watching him while the Riot Guard stands outside)

'''Riot Guard:''' He's '''your''' problem now. }}

** Choked on a cock.

** Killed by kicking an ass and taking names.

** The best way to handle those annoying nobles? Set up suicide booths just for them—a standard suicide booth involves a switch and a trap that will result in a guaranteed death for anyone unfortunate enough to be in the same room as the switch.

*** Fun traps include: floors that give out when the victims are standing on them, causing them to drop to their deaths; drawbridges that squash them flat when they are in range; deliberate cave-ins intended to crush the one who triggered it; locked chambers of ballista doom...

** [[Everything Trying to Kill You|And, of course, there's the dwarf-eating carp. And the elephants. And the unicorn.]]

*** "I think I made the fish too hardcore."

* Halfway through ''[[Sigma Star Saga]]'', Psyme falls victim to an apparent illness after Ian Recker gave her a kiss. [[Bizarre Alien Biology|Knowing nothing about Krill physiology]], Recker assumes that [[Mistaken for Pregnant|he impregnated her...somehow.]] (Two Krillian healers tell him that "[[Leave the Two Lovebirds Alone|this is a special moment between you two]]", not helping his case any.) He then takes her back to the Forest Planet to dip her in a pool to allow her to "recover", and the expecting dad is instead greeted by a perfectly healthy Psyme, now sporting a new set of [[Power Gives You Wings|fairy-like wings]]. After chastising him for [[You Fail Biology Forever|failing Krill physiology 101]], she gives the wings to him for use by his parasite, admitting that they only grow on Krill females whenever they feel...[[The Power of Love|close to a person]]. The game then congratulates the player for acquiring Psyme's gift by taking a jab at Recker's, erm..."manliness":

{{quote|"You got the Girl Wings! Wings like a '''GIRL!'''"}}

* ''[[RuneScape]]'': After reacquiring a number of brains stolen from some monks (it makes sense in context), your character is made to watch the re-implanting scene. Thankfully, [[Relax-O-Vision|a kitten playing with a ball of wool]] saves you the horrific scene. Your character isn't so lucky.

** <small>"I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE!" - [[Player Character]] 's reaction to this scene.</small>

*** [[Everything's Worse with Bears|Kuma]] and [[Pandaing to the Audience|Panda]]'s Tekken 5 endings. Kuma's is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6DBLb8UBNc here] and Panda's is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbFGBCcpf-E&feature=related here]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].

* The "Nuke" button in ''[[Lemmings]]'' is there for a reason—to make you [[Video Game Cruelty Potential|laugh guiltily when they clutch their heads, shout "Oh no!", and explode]]. The sequel adds physics to this so they get blown about the level like ragdolls, all while they're popping like machine-gunned balloons.

* In ''[[Rayman]] 3'', ''any'' conversion you overhear the Knaaren have.

** In the first ''[[Rayman Origins]]'' trailer, when Rayman and Globox meet, they become friends by slapping and punching each other. Also, during a fight with a golem Globox latches onto the side of it's head with his ''teeth'' and starts slapping his eye.

** Sometimes the trees just don't work out and completely random, absolutely nonsensical conversations ensue. Or the taunt button, which could lead to Tony screaming at no one in paticular in an empty street.

* ''The Punisher''. After you throw a mook down the well at Ma Gnucci's place, stick around. He's not quite dead.

* The measures Ubisoft took to discourage anyone who would pirate ''Michael Jackson: The Experience'': {{spoiler|they covered up the music with the sounds of a large group of vuvuzelas being blown at full volume.}} Talk about a [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]].

* On episode 4 of ''The Way'' you find yourself interrupting a cutscene of a young boy arguing with his mother about whether to urinate in the corner of the house or outside.

* ''Wave Race Blue Storm'': The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDOcyEGhoQ hidden announcer], who is... [[Jerkass|impolite, to put it nicely]].

{{quote|"You have chosen poorly."

* The US localization of [[Gunbird]] (known as ''[[Mobile Light Force]]'' in the states) has one of these if you know enough about the original Japanese version. Among the many, many changes made, the playable characters were renamed after members of the localization team. Two of these characters, Tetsu and Ash, are actually [[Camp Gay]] and a pedophile respectively in the original Japanese version.

* From the mouth of a Commanding Officer in his second major war:

[[Idiot Hero|Continents? Really?]] }}

 

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