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* ''[[Star Control]] II'': Go on, ask the Slylandro about their glowy bits when you meet them on their homeworld...
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*** Well, one of the racers ''is'' crazy, but then again, it makes that racer all the more hilarious to hear screaming like crazy.
** Also, you'll wonder why the ''Roar'' ability can't be done in real life. It would make driving in the real LA much more pleasurable...
* Every one of Daniel's lines in the first chapter of Dark Waters (and most lines in later chapters) are pretty hilarious. Especially the responses when Heather demands that he give her his belt so that she can construct a device to allow her to go rescue the player.
** And in the second chapter, the sequence after a male player who has expressed romantic interest in Heather encounters her memories of Kendra (whose memories have been implanted into her) cheating on Conley (whose memories have been implanted into the player) with Sheridan (whose memories have been implanted into Daniel), in which you reassure Heather on how certain you are that she isn't going to jump into bed with Daniel.
** Most of the elven psychic duelists. Especially the Elfinatrix, whose nickname was intended to be intimidating and ended up working too well (she can't get any dates), and the woman who was famed for killing an entire pirate raiding crew with a dull spoon.
* ''[[Castlevania]]'' has a rare moment of comedy in ''The Dracula X Chronicles'', when [[Dracula]] realizes that he's suffered his most humiliating defeat yet:
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** Then there's the infamous [[Narm
** Or that [[Evil Elevator]] in ''Symphony of the Night''? God, Alucard and Richter sound like they're absolutely terrified in it!
** Or the "Holy Relic," an item that lets Alucard go underwater without taking damage: {{spoiler|It's a snorkel.}}
** In ''[[Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin|Portrait of Ruin]]'', there is a ''cream pie'' subweapon. Which is already funny in and of itself, but here's the kicker: {{spoiler|it has the Darkness elemental property, making it very useful when you fight the Whip's Memory, a projection of Richter Belmont, the last Belmont to wield the Vampire Killer whip. You can beat an extremely powerful vampire hunter by ''throwing pies at him!''}}
*** Then there's Order of Ecclesia's Brachyura and Gravedorcus. SHOOUUUURRRGGGGG. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp6J-r-ffE8&feature=related And a hilarious KaizoTrap video vs. Death]. As a commenter put it, "[[Evil Laugh|mwa haa haa haa]]. Top this shit, [[Persona 3]]."
* In ''[[Atelier
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* ''[[Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis]]'' '''starts''' off with a crowning moment of funny, showing that, despite surviving Nazi attacks and [[Temple of Doom
** And an ancient Atlantean guard robot stomping a Nazi to death while [[Soundtrack Dissonance|a cheery marching band plays in the background]]. The [[Oh Crap|horrified expression]] the Nazi wears a split second before the first stone foot lands on his head makes it all the more hilarious.
** Arnold's the singing Nazi's last words: "YODEL-OOO-URK!"
** In any dark area, your "look" command is automatically replaced with a "touch" command. And should you actually use this command on Sophia... SLAP!
** The single best [[Have a Nice Death]] message resulting from losing a fist fight ever? Possibly.
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* The ''[[Iron Man]]'' game: The boss of a level who plans to kill a bunch of civilians to cover his tracks is revealed to be an [[Start of Darkness|ex-employee of Stark industries fired for stealing supplies]]: "My inventions helped make you rich, Stark! You never should have fired me!" Tony (Iron Man) "You were stealing pens!"
* The regular ending of the [http://hamsterrepublic.com/ohrrpgce/index.php/Main_Page.html OHRRPGCE] game ''Arfenhouse 3'', specifically the first half. The heroes finally remember they were supposed to stop a comet from hitting the Earth, but only when it's too late. The cast patiently awaits their doom... {{spoiler|only for ''the Earth itself'' to dodge the comet at the last moment.}}
* In ''[[Naruto]]: Ultimate Ninja 3'' ,Naruto can go on 'dates' with other characters if he gives them certain items in Ultimate Contest mode. Nothing can beat him going to the hot springs with Rock Lee: all Naruto says is 'Ahhh', and then Lee later [[Ho Yay|suggesting they should do it again sometime]].
* The first two ''[[Earthworm Jim (video game)|Earthworm Jim]]'' games thrive on this, but anything involving a [[Drop the Cow|cow]] deserves special mention (particularly the second game's ending, where it's revealed that the [[Big Bad]], the [[
** The Bob the Killer Goldfish [[Anticlimax Boss|"boss battles"]] in both games.
* The first Nintendo 64 ''[[Mystical Ninja]]'' game had quite a lot of funny moments. This troper's favourite is when Goemon finds out that Wiseman built robots for the bad guys in exchange for car magazines; this is made even funnier when Wiseman finds out that they blew up his house, including his collection of magazines. (They were porn magazines in the Japanese version.)
** On the other hand THIS Troper's favourite was the game's climatic...musical number, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJrnlFW4IMc&feature=related "Gorgeous My Stage"]. Yes, this performance was actually the villains' master plan all along.
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'''Wise Man''': "Ahem. That's because I'm... [[Shaped Like Itself|THE WISE MAN!]]" }}
** Later, when Wise Man is revealed to be alive, the gang wonders [[Fridge Logic|"who was the old woman channeling earlier in the game?"]]
* The {{spoiler|Skimpy Swimsuit}} scene in ''[[La-Mulana]]'' is either this or a combination of [[Squick]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]].
** Definitely the former, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69urn7asVA especially with an audience] (start at 2:36).
* ''Wizkid'' was bizarre, no two ways about it, but the funniest moment had to be when the clue to the next level exit was found by going to the toilet. Which made the volcano fart rocks.
* The ending of ''[[System Shock|System Shock 2]]''. The [[Big Bad]] offers to bargain with the Soldier after he defeats it, offering him even more power if he will join it, Darth Vader style. {{spoiler|"Naah." *click* '''*BLAM*'''}}
* [[Gears of War|"Delta Squad is in your house, bitch! You hear that shit?! You grubby-ass bitches are goin' down! Like way down -- dead down... so down you ain't even gonna know which way is up! Your asses are gonna be cryin' to your skanky-ass queen! Oh mommy, don't let the bad man hurt us! Fuck you! We gonna whup your momma's ass! Woo!"]]
** Pretty much a good 1/3-to-1/2 of Cole's lines are funny. One line that never fails to make this troper laugh (probably of the
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'''Cole''': God-DAMN, this thing can eat!! }}
** Pretty much the entire scene after killing the Riftworm:
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'''Marcus''': "Control, this is Delta. We just... we just... oh, hell, I don't know where to begin. Just pick us up." }}
** Dom and Marcus are locked out of a heavy security door by an AI demanding proper access. Baird improvises an explosive solution, and Dom and Marcus haul it back.
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'''Marcus''': "Oh, yeah. We've got ''plenty'' of identification for you." '''*BOOM!*'''
'''Niles''': "...Access granted! Please, come in!" }}
** Dom and Marcus had just killed a Beserker using the Hammer of Dawn. This also happens to be one of the [[That One Boss|hardest parts of the game.]]
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* ''[[Mortal Kombat]] vs. [[DC Universe]]'': At the end of Captain Marvel's part of the DC story, he reveals the identity of the [[Original Generation]] [[Big Bad]] behind the merging of the two universes to the DC villains and Superman. The Joker's reaction?
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** [[Nightmare Fetishist|"Oh, goody, we're allll going to hell!"]]
* Shingen Takeda, snarky old man of ''[[Samurai Warriors]]'', has many wonderful lines in his stories ("Very well, I'll have my people contact your people, and we'll stab each other over tea"). Possible crowning moment?
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'''Shingen''': "And what if I threw kittens at you, Tadakatsu? Would you kill them, too?" }}
* ''[[Golden Sun]]: The Lost Age''. Right from the start when you meet your first Djinn, he asks if he can join the party. [[But Thou Must!|If you keep saying no, he grows more and more desperate]], including promising not to eat your potato chips if you let him join.
** Also in the Lost Age, giving all the "wrong" answers to the [[But Thou Must!|ButThouMusts]] up to a certain point earns the following rant from Kraden:
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** Don't forget the message that plays whenever you use the Venus Djinni Mold in battle. "[http://goldensun.wikia.com/wiki/Mold Guaranteed to infuse humor into the most dramatic boss encounters.]"
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* This Troper is not sure whether this technically belongs in this category or not, but approximately a week or so before the Wrath of the Lich King expansion came out for ''[[World of Warcraft]]'', Thrall, leader of the orcs, disappeared from his chamber for a few hours. The official forums proceeded to speculate on what he was doing and where he was during that time. This led to many responses simply saying "Jaina." But the absolute best was in response to one of these, where the poster simply wrote:
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** It counts.
** ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' has a number of noncombat pets with silly and/or hilarious animations, but this troper's vote for funniest ever has to go to the Plump Turkey, obtained as a reward for completing the <s>Thanksgiving</s> Pilgrim's Bounty holiday achievements. When near a cooking fire, the poor brainwashed bird takes a running jump into the fire and ''cooks itself''.
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*** The trend continues in cataclysm with {{spoiler|Hogger}}, the new final boss of the stockades, who upon engagement yells ''"Forest just setback!"'', not all suprising considering his meme god status in the game.
** A possibly apocryphal exchange from the day Pope John Paul II passed away.
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'''Player2''': What did he drop? }}
** The three new quests in the Badlands zone regarding ''The Day That Deathwing Came'' are just hilariously ridiculous. Words don't really do them justice, but they involve punching Deathwing in the face, a giant gnome, some hot babes (including a [[Bishonen|Blood Elf male]]), and a flying motorcycle.
** One of the new quests in Redridge Mountains involves searching for the battle plans of the local monsters. None of them are what anyone would call brilliant, but one in particular...
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** "Congratulations! Allow me to grant you a title befitting the amazing achievement you just performed! Henceforth, you shall be known as the Slayer of Stupid, Incompetent, and Disappointing Minions." This is an actual title.
** This Troper has to laugh every time he goes into the Halls of Origination. When you defeat the last elemental in the Vault of Lights, as the door is opening, [[Badass Bookworm|Brann Bronzebeard]] makes a comment that, when heard through his voice acting, sounds more like he's saying, [[Oh Crap|"Oh not this s*** again..."]]
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** Probably most players' first sourceless quest counts as this, as you basically get attacked by an eel, say "You know what? Fuck eels," and give ''yourself'' a quest to kill a bunch of eels.
* Most (if not all) of Neko Arc Chaos's dialogue in the secret storyline of Arcade Mode of [[Melty Blood|Melty Blood Act Cadenza ver. B]]. Virtually all of it [[Breaking the Fourth Wall|Breaks the Fourth Wall]].
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'''Magical Broom Girl Amber''': Yes. It was me! Kya~* Wonderful! I got to say it again! }}
** There are also some other [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Crowning Moments Of Funny]] for each character. One instance -- ''Actress Again''
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* The [[Erotic Dream]] in ''[[Tsukihime]]''. Or rather, not the dream itself, but the morning after, considering that Hisui wakes Shiki up every morning, and it's pretty obvious what he was dreaming about immediately prior. Usually, she tactfully tries not to call attention to it. Unless, of course, you dream about ''her''...
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'''Shiki''': "...um, it isn't much to talk about. I may have said something in my sleep, but it would be great if you'd think it has nothing to do with me at all..."
'''Hisui''': "...that is fine. But from now on, please refrain from sleeping while talking about the smallness of someone's chest, or the wideness of their foreheads, or other characteristics of their body. It makes my duty to wake you up a little more difficult." }}
* ''[[Duke Nukem]] 64''. Unintentional? Duke can whiz in a urinal and then smash it and then drink from the same to regain health. Salty!
* ''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People'' starts with a song about how you can't handle Strong Bad's style, and goes from there. In the third episode:
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'''Bubs''': I also accept first-born children. }}
** In the second episode:
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''Homestar:'' She organized the protest!
''Strong Bad:'' Not Marzipan! (Aside) Though that's a pretty good one, gotta remember that... }}
*** Also:
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** The scene in Baddest of the Bands where, after indirectly dumping bleach in a pool, Strong Bad sheds a tear for the dead fish.
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** Strong Sad [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|zapping Strong Bad with a taser in the same episode.]] [[Crosses the Line Twice|Repeatedly.]]
** The scene in the fourth episode where Bubs as Baron Darin Diamonicle asks Strong Bad as Dangeresque why he should help him with solving a kidnapping and breaking into a hideout.
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'''Bubs:''' With all the white-collar criminals, hackers, and illegal downloaders of anime?
'''Strong Bad:''' That's right. NERD PRISON! }}
* The "You blabbing old fart!" scene in ''[[Phantasy Star]] 4'', when Grandfather Dorin tries to tell Alys Brangwin's measurements.
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* ''[[Castle Crashers]]'''s Thieves' Forest stage. A deer who propels himself through bowel movements? A grizzly bear who shits himself at the sight of an off-screen [[Giant Mook]]? The same crap-happy deer bowel-thrusting himself through an abandoned mill to escape said Giant Mook?
* ''[[Metroid]]'' isn't a series with a lot of funny moments, but in the ''Prime'' trilogy, there are some fairly hilarious Space Pirate logs you can scan if you look hard enough. The most famous one, by far, is the one that reads:
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** "Science Team has vapor for brains" quickly became a [[Memetic Mutation|meme]] among Metroid fans.
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** One from Prime 3:
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loyalty, and so we endured. Some said she abandoned us. They were promptly
shot. Disciples do not doubt their leader. [...] Some refused to follow,
afraid of the unknown. They too were shot. Disciples must be fearless." }}
** There is also something hilarious about the cutscene right after beating Thardus, who many players see as [[That One Boss]]. Samus avoids the ensuing rocky explosion... except for one little stone that bonks her in the head from the side.
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** SA-X can be pretty funny in Metroid Fusion.. [http://www.metroid2002.com/fusion/other_stupid_sa-x_series.php if you stand in the right spot.]
* ''The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay'' has a wonderful moment in which you can listen in on the [[Creepy Twins|Cozart Brothers]] torturing an inmate that's had the misforture of sharing their cell during confinement:
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'''Prisoner:''' No...no! No don't, ''please!'' (Sobbing) No, please no...no...
'''Luthor:''' Hush now. My brother is gonna cut you now. You just hush. Okay? Good.
'''Prisoner:''' uhh...NO! NO, [[Eye Scream|NOT THE EYES! NOT THE EYES! NO, NO NOT THE EYES, NO...]] '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!'''<br />
'''Luthor:''' (Giggling wickedly) That's good Victor, that's good! Now, let me do some.<br />
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'''Luthor:''' Not in a week...NNNNNO! Listen, why don't we wait until this one's conscious again? Then we can... then we can burn him or something... we can burn him! }}
** Later on, Riddick is walking away from a bomb he set, then comes face to face with a Riot Guard (a Prison Guard in [[Powered Armor]] with two machineguns at the ends of the arms). Remember, Riddick has no visible weapons and isn't wearing any armor at all.
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'''Riddick:''' Oh, sorry, my mistake. (turns and tries to walk away)
'''Riot Guard:''' Don't move, prisoner... it's not that easy... Name.. (Riddick turns around)
'''Riot Guard:''' ...Riddick... (Realizes it's just him and Riddick) ...Shit!
'''Riddick:''' I think you're gonna need backup.
'''Riot Guard:''' (Radio) This is 22B. I need backup. And send down a home-box for Riddick. We need him sedated. Do it now! (Scene cuts and comes back with Riddick being locked in a box/traincar with two guards watching him while the Riot Guard stands outside)
'''Riot Guard:''' He's '''your''' problem now. }}
* The ''[[Nethack]]'' [[Have a Nice Death|top deaths]] [http://alt.org/nethack/topdeaths.html log] is made of funny, especially the ones that only have one listed victim. A lot of these are the product of players [[Hello, Insert Name Here|naming the cause of their deaths]], hence "choked on a food ration named [[Memetic Mutation|never gonna give you up]]" and "killed by an [[The Lord of the Rings|Uruk-hai]] called [[The Many Deaths of You|YASD]]."
** Choked on a cock.
** Killed by kicking an ass and taking names.
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** So, who wants to die on turn 1?
* ''[[Illbleed]]'' is alternately [[So Bad It's Good|ridiculous]] and [[Video Games/Nightmare Fuel|disturbing]]. Highlights include the brainless, gibbering "woodpuppet" version of Randy in "Woodpuppets" and the "boss fight" from "Killer Department Store" ("Aaah! Cashman's on fire!").
* ''[[Planescape: Torment]]'' has (along with the [[Tear Jerker
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Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmative.
Morte: Then the answer is "Yes". }}
* The pinnacle of funny in the ''[[Devil May Cry]]'' series is in ''4'': the cutscene where Dante acquires Lucifer. Blatant [[Double Entendre]], [[Suck My Rose]], and ''breaking a [[Hell Gate]]'s "heart"'' all in one!
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** Narmy and cheesy Dante's one-liners may be (when they're not awesome), sometimes they're genuinely funny. This editor's favorites (from ''3'') are from just before the Cerberus battle (Dante talks to the three-headed [[Hell Hound]] like he's a normal dog) and just before and after the Agni & Rudra battle. ("No - ''talking''!")
** Dude. Jester's a walking moment all by himself.
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"Write it down on your HAND if you don't trust your HEAD."
"You saw it too, didn't you? That huuuge tower, jutting out of the ground. That ''thick shaft that causes women to SHUDDER..." }}
*** Though the "spank your butt" part is also [[Squick|really creepy]] given the [[Offing the Offspring|context.]]
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*** Explanation: pre-battle banter/conversation, in an abandoned opera house. Dante decides to act appropriately to the location, complete with singing his lines.
** {{spoiler|Nero and Kyrie are absorbed into the savior, Credo is dying}}, the savior "powers up" and flies away. While not depressing, the tone is a bit sad. Then comes Dante:
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* ''[[House of the Dead]]: Overkill'' makes itself into a crowning ''Game'' of funny, by taking absolutely everything about itself [[Up to Eleven]] and never once stopping to be serious. The [[Cluster F-Bomb|Cluster F Bombs]], the [[Gorn]], everything [[Crosses the Line Twice]]. The ''crowning'' moment, however, is probably Agent G and Detective Washington blowing the popsicle stand that is [[Circus of Fear|Carny]] in... a popsicle stand. Well, an ice cream truck.
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'''G:''' '''''NO!'''''
'''Washington:''' Can I have a lollipop?
'''G:''' ...Yes. }}
** ''The Typing of the Dead'''s [[Final Boss]], the Emperor, has you [[Better Than It Sounds|answering questions]] with one of three hilarious answers:
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A romantic evening with your true love
Torment if you are single
Mind your own business
'''Ways to prove you like her friends?'''
Write thank-you notes after every visit
Fix them an elaborate dinner
Hit on them shamelessly
'''Things you love to hate:'''
Models your lover thinks are cute
Athletes who are stronger than you
[[That One Boss|The Emperor Boss]] [[Medium Awareness|in this game]] }}
** And then there's the [[Multiple Endings]], the one you get being determined by how you answer the aforementioned questions.
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** In the fourth game, we have Jasper and his thoroughly disturbing affection for chocolate milk.
** Shattered Memories' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om2SQCWQhAU UFO ending] takes the cake. {{spoiler|Rather than the standard "Harry's dead" ending, she claims that he was abducted by aliens, and that the entire town is actually a giant spaceship. Cue James walking by, prompting the following exchange before cutting back to Heather, who is now the dog from the second game, stating "My mother was a bitch."}}
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Kaufman: {{spoiler|See you tomorrow, James. *door closes* One of my couple's therapy patients. Haven't seen his wife in a while.}} }}
** "It's a ''boat.'' It's like a car, but runs on water."
* The ''[[Noitu Love]]'' games tend to have varying degrees of incredibly weird humor thrown in amongst the hectic action. Take, for example, the third level from the first one. You get attacked by robot zombies, a robot grim reaper, and ''exploding robot nuns'' on your way to pyschotic musician 02-Joy's hideout in an old church, then enter the church and get your ears blasted upon uncovering a ''massive zombie rave'' you have to fight your way through, and when you finally get to 02-Joy, the only way to start the battle (and hurt him, incidentally) is ''to completely suck at playing the piano''.
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* ''[[MadWorld]]'' has the announcers, which act as a Crowning Soundtrack of Funny, almost constantly playing in the background. A highly, [[Crosses the Line Twice|HIGHLY]] inappropriate soundtrack.
** One of them is [[Hey, It's That Voice!|John DiMaggio]], recognisable as [[Futurama|Bender]].
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'''Howard''': I remember that, the censors made him change it because they said it made the death less family friendly.
'''Kreese''': I wouldn't let my kids watch.
'''Howard''': You got kids?
'''Kreese''': That's what the courts tell me. }}
** Don't forget when Howard goes into one of his perverted moments.
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'''Kreese''': I'll deliver an electric prod to you anytime you want, you sick freak. [[Tempting Fate|Just ask!]]<br />
'''Howard''': (sincerely) Pleeease?<br />
'''Kreese''': *groans* }}
* MANY of the conversations in ''[[Fallout]] 1 & 2'' when playing a "stupid" (Int < 4) character. For example:
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''Drug dealer starts a lengthy sales pitch to player''
'''Player''': Okay. Me have to go n-
''Drug dealer continues talking''
'''Player''': ME HAVE TO GO N-
''Drug dealer continues talking''
'''Player''': ME GO LET ME GO LET ME GO }}
** Whilst many find her annoying, Moira Brown in Fallout 3 comes into her own when writing reports on the science experiments she's done. Some samples:
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*** What happened to China? Conclusion: Reports sketchy. China may be fictional.
** Fallout New Vegas has a few gems, especially this one:
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''Local 2'': He probably said Lieutenant. [To player] Forgive my friend, he is a little slow. }}
* ''Freespace 2'' has a couple of [[Hilarious Outtakes]] buried in the voice files for the game ("Stop laughing there, copilot!"), and the [[Artificial Stupidity|AI's sometimes suicidal]] piloting technique can lead to some extremely amusing collisions. The best this troper has seen involved a very speedy Astaroth getting whacked by the [[Buffy-Speak|spinning... thing that spins]] on a Shivan CommNode. Said Astaroth did its best impression of a baseball before exploding in the distance.
** Some of the user-made campaigns are full of Funny:
*** From Derelict, [[Ensemble Darkhorse]] Lt. Mackie and his endless references to duct tape as well as the immortal line: "Looks like the defecation is about to hit the ventilation..."
*** Somehow [[Silent Threat Reborn|Silent Threat: Reborn]] managed to ''believably'' use "Somebody set up us the bomb!" in an otherwise quite serious story for major lulz.
*** And then there's the Just Another Day parody campaigns, which are pretty much continous [[Crowning Moment of Funny]]'s from start to finish ("I may or may not be the Wizard of Ambiguity...")
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** And let us not forgot the walking-talking generator of humor that is Jansen. Many of the hijinks he gets into over the course of the game will have you in absolute stitches (such as showing up to the start of the adventure hung-over, hitting on everything that moves, and having a big snark-streak). It helps that his English VA is a professional stand-up comic.
* In ''Summon Night 2: Swordcraft Story,'' there's a monster that will not let you pass... unless you ask in the way that a sexy woman would. The various characters' reactions are hilarious, especially if you make your Summon Beast be the one to ask.
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** BLUE SCREEN OF DEAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!
* ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'', a fantastic freeware civilization/roguelike game that advertises losing as being fun, has much of this at random. Particularly, you can allow a dwarf to tantrum and assault something or someone, causing another dwarf to tantrum and do the exact same thing to other dwarves, thereby setting up a [[Disaster Dominoes]] that eventually kills everybody and completely ruins your entire
** This game has a lot of [[Video Game Cruelty Potential]]. If you are able to harness a source of unlimited running liquid (be it water or magma), you can redirect them to create deathtraps that involves locking in the victims and slowly filling up the death chamber with liquid, the end result being that they either drown to death or they melt horribly in molten rock.
** The best way to handle those annoying nobles? Set up suicide booths just for
*** Fun traps include: floors that give out when the victims are standing on them, causing them to drop to their deaths; drawbridges that squash them flat when they are in range; deliberate cave-ins intended to crush the one who triggered it; locked chambers of ballista doom...
*** See the hilariously-titled wiki page [https://web.archive.org/web/20140618154127/http://dwarf.lendemaindeveille.com/index.php/Unfortunate_accident Unfortunate Accident.]
** [[Everything Trying to Kill You|And, of course, there's the dwarf-eating carp. And the elephants. And the unicorn.]]
*** "I think I made the fish too hardcore."
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* ''[[Soul Calibur]] IV.'' Amy's Story Mode ending. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2DXP9OVGbk&feature=related I won't keep you.]
* Pretty much all of [[Nintendo Wars|Jugger's]] [[Robo Speak]].
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** ''Days of Ruin'' is [[Darker and Edgier]] ''right'' up until you choose "Tactics Room" from the menu. Between Lin and Isabella's "Tactics Time" sketches, Brenner giving you advice from notecards (which end with "Don't tell Will you're reading off notecards"), or ''the Beast'' showing up to give you advice on handling [[Fog of War]], it never disappoints. The last of these is the best simply for Will's reaction to his sworn enemy advising him on how to fight:
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* Absolutely anything to do with Da Orks in ''[[Dawn of War]]'', its expansion packs and sequel, starting from the first scene in which they speak ("We'll keep dem more dan busy. We'll keep dem ''dead''") and just going from there. Also, absolutely anything to do with da Ork Warboss Gorgutz 'Eadunter, especially how he managed to get his WAAAGH! to infiltrate the planet Kronus by ''throwing lots of rocks'' at the Imperium and Tau fleets in orbit, after which his ships crashed into the planet anyway.
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[Later]
'''Gorgutz''': Why's ya grinnin'?
'''Ork''': Because ya named a plan afta ''me!'' }}
** The Ork fortress is about to fall in ''Dark Crusade'':
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'''Gorgutz:''' Ain't ya da master of da obvious? Use da 'splosives!
'''Ork:''' Da what?
'''Gorgutz:''' Da bomb, ya git! DA BOMB! }}
** The feral Orkz in the Eldar fortress of ''Dark Crusade'':
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'''Ork 2:''' Nah, leave 'em be. Da Squiggoths aren't trained yet an' I don' wanna have to scrape yer bitz offa their feet!
''(cue new optional objective)'' }}
** Eliphas the Inheritor has some good lines as well when talking to the Space Marine Captain.
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'''Eliphas:''' Demon-spawn? [[Insult Backfire|One so hopelessly ignorant of his origins should not be so quick to insult another's parentage]], ''brother''.<br />
'''Thule:''' We are not brothers, heretic!<br />
'''Eliphas:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[Sarcasm Mode|Of course not. My mistake.]] }}
* Largo's side chapter in ''[[Valkyria Chronicles]]'', wherein [[The Big Guy]] gets all pissed off about Imperials hijacking a shipment of vegetables going to town. He gives an impassioned speech about how everyone should eat more vegetables, because they're "like miniature bombs filled with vitamins and nutrients!" However, it's Rosie's deadpan comeback that seals it:
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'''Rosie:''' (nonchalantly) Which are also like miniature bombs? }}
** Also, Edy's [[Hollywood Tone Deaf|attempts]] at [[Dreadful Musician|singing]].
* ''[[Command
** Plus, check the blooper reels for Tiberium Wars, Kane's Wrath, or Red Alert 3. They're up on Youtube.
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** "Is that camera still running?!"
** "I'm going to the only place that cannot be corrupted by capitalism... '''''SPPAAAAACE!!!'''''"
*** [[wikipedia:Space tourism|Oh the irony]]...
** The entire cutscene for the first Nod mission of ''Tiberian Sun.'' Particularly:
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''Slavik'': Define "favorable outcome," CABAL.
''CABAL'': ...They all '''die'''.
''Slavik'': That'll do. }}
** ''Yuri's Revenge'' has some as well.
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'''Tanya:''' What? Yeah, like Boris is skilled. 'Ooh, look at me! I can call in an airstrike!' ''Please''...
'''Zofia:''' Oh...sorry, sir. I though this channel was secure. }}
*** Also, the first time the Floating Disc unit appears in the Allied campaign:
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* Dr. Killjoy's lecture in ''[[The Suffering]],'' conducted with the aid of a convict strapped to a table:
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(He abruptly slashes the inmate across the chest with a scalpel.)
'''Killjoy:''' ...to the body at strategic loc''ations''...
(He slashes the inmate again.)
'''Killjoy:''' ...may put the patient into a state of ''shock...''
(He slashes the inmate one last time; the inmate screams, and passes out.)
'''Killjoy:''' making him far more pliable, or at the very least, causing him to bleed to death, thus achieving the desired end. Who are we kidding? We're not really trying to be humane anyway. Class dismissed. }}
** This troper found it more disturbing than amusing.
** Another Killjoy moment, this time in the second game, and conducted with the aid of three heroin addicts:
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"Good help is ''so'' hard to find these days..."<br />
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* ''[[Katawa Shoujo]]'' has a great moment during Rin's ending in Act I. You can help the [[Cloudcuckoolander|spacey, artistic]] armless girl with a lot of things, Hisao, [[No Periods, Period|but you can't help her with that]].
** And then there's this line, as Rin guesses what Hisao's disability is:
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*** ...[[Genre Savvy|Is she aware]] that Hisao is being controlled by [[All Men Are Perverts|someone playing a dating sim]]? That could be the subtlest [[You Suck]] in history.
** In fact, just about anything said by Rin. "...so that's why I'm trying to figure out if there is something I need to figure out and then figure that out before it's too late and all hope is lost."
** The same goes for [[Conspiracy Theorist|Kenji]]. "There can only be one, like in that foreign movie where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point."
* ''[[Legacy of Kain]]'' has some great ones, including;
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* The ''[[Dynasty Warriors: Gundam]]'' games are a [[Massive Multiplayer Crossover]] of various Gundam universes, some of which vary greatly in tone and subject matter. Rather than trying to fight the weirdness, the game designers apparently decided to just roll with it and embrace the potential for silliness. In particular, pretty much any time [[Wangst
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* The regular ''[[Dynasty Warriors]]'' series is notable for its [[Narm
* [[The Lost Vikings|"You idiots. That was OUR village!"]]
* In the ending of ''[[Prince of Persia]]: The Sands of Time,'' when the Prince offers Farah {{spoiler|the Dagger of Time, after telling her the story of the game, she asks why he came up with such a wild tale (not remembering any of the events of the game herself, as the Prince pushed the [[Reset Button]]). He replies by kissing her. She pushes him off and [[What the Hell, Hero?|says "I said I was grateful, but you presume too much!"]]}} The Prince's response to this: {{spoiler|he looks at the Dagger, ''rewinds time, using the same ability you've been using all game'', to the middle of her question about why he made up such a tale, and then replies "You're right, it's just a story," and gives her the Dagger.}} After the {{spoiler|large-scale [[Reset Button]] that had been pushed previously}}, seeing the Prince utilize it on a much smaller scale for such a trivial reason is hilarious.
** This troper laughed out loud when the Prince began talking to himself during the game as he began to feel the absence of Farah, eventually ending up having to tell himself to shut up. More than once.
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* While most of the [[Enemy Chatter|insane ramblings]] of the Splicers from ''[[
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** As hilarious as most of her lines are, it's [[Mad Doctor|Dr. Grossman]] who get's the best material, hands down:
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** And this Troper's favorite:
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** The sequel also has a great moment. The room where you get the Incinerate plasmid has two mannequin displays. Right after picking the plasmid up, an announcer tells you to use it to light a mock fireplace, next to a simulated couple. A flick of the fingers, and the fireplace lights up...also lighting up the oil leaking from the display, causing both mannequins to burst into flames.
** {{spoiler|Alex the Great is pretty funny at times as well. "Well done, you won a battle of wits with a home appliance!"}}
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** Most of the vending machines offer a range of useful ammunition and health/power restoratives. This troper had to laugh when he visited the one at the theater in Fort Frolic, and discovered it contained only snacks...at ''outrageous'' prices.
* ''[[Ghostbusters]]: The Video Game'', being scripted by the franchise's creators Dan Ackroyd and Harold Ramis, contains many dialogue gems on par with the films. My particularly favourite exchange occured during the boss fight with a projectile-hurtling Mr. Stay Puft:
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'''Egon''': (''[[Deadpan Snarker|Deadpan]]'') He's right, rookie. Your health insurance doesn't begin for another 89 days. }}
** Before that, you're running through the streets of Manhattan while fighting Stay Puft and when you shoot him with the Bason Dart.
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** Whenever Ray gets possessed in the museum level.
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'''WINSTON:''' How you doin', Ray?
'''RAY:''' (dazed) Hazza buzza. Hazza buzza? Bozza wazza shum. }}
* The scene in ''[[Crash Bandicoot|Crash Twinsanity]]'' when main villain Dr. Cortex's whole body (including his head) is stuck in a pipe. Normally fart jokes are considered the lowest of kid's media, but the comedic timing and his squeal made for grade A humor.
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* The end of the funeral in one of the many side stories in ''[[Chibi-Robo!]]''. And yes, [[It Makes Sense in Context|I said the end of a funeral]].
* Early in during Breath of Fire 4, the jumping tutorial will be made intresting as Nina fluffs a jump and falls stright down. Ryu ninjas his way down to catch her, only to notice that, hey, she's a Windian and she can fly, BAM! Ryu kisses the ground.
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** Also one particular intermission, which allows Alph to point blank ''ask'' [[Ms. Fanservice|Vanessa]] [[Gag Boobs|"Are they real?"]] The best bit? {{spoiler|She's ''delighted'' he asked and offers to let him find out.}}
* ''[[Zork: Grand Inquisitor]]''. Basically all of it. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUDDW26pOO0 Starting with the intro movie.]
** "Never forget 'who is the boss of you?' ME! I am the boss of YOU! [[
** The humorous material in the game can be divided into five categories: things Dalboz says ("You gain 86 experience points and found a healing potion. Oops, um, wrong kind of dungeon master."), [[Have a Nice Death]] messages ("At least this is what you assume he does. You are far too dead to know for certain."), moments involving Antharia Jack ("Can I at least have a hug?"), things your three totemized party members say ("Oh c'mon! You gotta be a moron to perform impromptu root canal on a sleeping dragon. It just isn't done."), and everything else ("The Alarm System is down. Can everybody please try and cheer him up?").
* Some of the manuals for games published by [[Working Designs]]. The description for ''RayCrisis'''s [[Dynamic Difficulty|Encroachment Meter]], for example: "Determines the amount of suckage."
* While the [[First Encounter Assault Recon|F.E.A.R.]] games are usually about as unfunny as you can get, the recent ''F.E.A.R. 2: Reborn'' DLC has a darkly hilarious hidden scene which shows what can happen when [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II-OZd0dIm0 the Replica Foxtrot 508 tries to be helpful and starts asking a few too many questions] -- {{spoiler|namely, a bullet in the head}}.
* ''[[The Sims]] 2: Apartment Life'' gets one on the ''[[Loads and Loads of Loading|loading screen]]'', with "Telling [[Running Gag|Splines To Reticulate]] More Quietly".
** The Sims series is full of [[Crowning Moment of Funny|CMoF]]. What about the [[Mister Seahorse|alien birth scene]]? I can't watch it without laughing. The poor sim just looks so...surprised.
* The opening movie of ''[[Majesty]] 2''.
* [[Spyro the Dragon]], third game. After you pay off Moneybags to rescue Agent 9, he remarks "You ever seen a bear dance?" He then chases Moneybags around, firing lasers at him. It's funnier than it sounds.
** [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|"Why, you brazenly avaricious, duplicitous, larcenous ursine!"]]
* ''[[Half-Life]] 2: Episode One''. Alyx Vance. "Maybe you should hit it with a crowbar just in case." That is all.
** Alyx again in Episode 1. After climbing out of the crashed train car finding out you have to fight your way through zombie infested territory. As soon as you turn your back to Alyx and your flashlight runs out in the safer zones, you hear a zombie moaning noise. Just turn your flashligh back on and look at Alyx. She is just a few seconds away from bursting out with laughter.
** The [[Oh Crap]] factor of this is somewhat reduced if you have subtitles on, as it comes up as something to the effect of 'makes zombie noise' in Alyx's pink subtitle colour.
** When you struggle through some underground passage in company of a very witty Vortigaunt. "Ah-h, no pit would be complete without a Freeman climbing out of it."
*** Also note the exploding minecart and flaming zombie torso that fall down the pit as you climb up. There's no accompanying sounds or anything, just random flaming zombie torso falling down the pit at you.
* ''[[Rabbids Go Home]]'' is pretty amusing on its own, but the level "Atomic Rabbid Blast" is ''hilarious''. In addition to one of the unseen plant employees constantly complaining to his partner "Bob" about rabbits in the reactor, the annoucer lady's cool nonchalance about, well, ''everything'' is completely amazing.
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Will the person who borrowed the giant, highly radioactive atomic battery please report to the welcome desk? Thank you! }}
** On one level, you enter a top secret area. The announcer's pleas that you leave get increasingly hilarious.
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* In ''[[Ace Combat]] X: Skies of Deception'', at the end of "End of Deception II", Gryphus One's allies sing his praises for being able to destroy Archelon Fortress. One of them butts in to claim that he could have made it too if the gate to the fortress didn't shut behind Gryphus One. The others proceed to shut him down cheerily.
** In mission 12A from ''5'', "Powder Keg", everyone in Wardog squad is exhausted from constant sorties. After taking out about a third of the tunnels, Chopper starts on a joke but forgets what he wanted to say halfway through, and Edge calls him out on his constant chatter. Even if you didn't find him annoying, the exchange is a lot funnier than it should be.
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*** Also from ''Ace Combat 5'': "Missiles approaching! Begin Phalanx fire! *buzzing of the Phalanx* .. NO, STOP! [[Failed a Spot Check|You're firing on the docks!]]"
* ''[[Professor Layton]] and the Diabolical Box'' manages to have one ''within a puzzle.'' You have a crazy, mazelike container with three openings, smelly garlic inisde, and two corks. You have to save the fellow observing the container from having to smell the garlic. The instructions the game gives you? "Tap an opening to plug it." The actual solution? {{spoiler|Ignore the bottle. Ram the corks up the guy's nose!}}
** Also, one fashion-conscious NPC gives you some advice:
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* ''Mario and Sonic at The Olympic Games''. Luigi breakdancing when he gets 1st place: hilarious. Luigi breakdancing after beating Sonic and Shadow at a speed match: priceless.
* The ''[[Uncharted]]'' games are generally much funnier than most games due to Nathan Drake being an expert [[Deadpan Snarker]]. Possibly the height of these moments, however, comes when you finally get back to the [[How We Got Here|beginning sequence]] of ''Among Thieves'', where Nate is inexplicably trapped in a train car hanging over a cliff and has to climb up before it falls over. Admittedly, the sequence is rather grim both times you visit it, since {{spoiler|he was just shot in the stomach}} and is thus fighting million-to-one odds in favor of his death, but the "second" time you play it, Nate is grumbling the entire time about playing the hero and {{spoiler|Chloe refusing to be rescued from Lazarevic's men}} and how he is so ''sick'' of climbing shit and...Nate, you were just {{spoiler|shot in the stomach}}, why am I laughing so hard?
** In the beginning of ''Among Thieves'', when Nate and Flynn are breaking into a museum: Nate's about to climb up onto a roof when a guard approaches.
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(Nate grabs the guard and tosses him off the roof into the water below.)
'''Flynn''': There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you! }}
** Occasionally, when you kick an enemy in the face to take him down, Nate will shout [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon|"I will KICK you to sleep!"]]
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* La-Mulana: {{spoiler|The skimpy wetsuit in hell temple.}} You're more likely to cry than laugh, though.
* ''[[Return to Castle Wolfenstein]]'' has an amusing conversation with an exasperated driver trying to get a guard to let him enter the occupied village with a truckload of food for the General's mansion, mostly cases of cheese. It ends with him being refused, and the following:
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''Guard'': "I don't know. Find some crackers?" }}
* ''Rock Band'' recently had one for this troper. While playing the DLC song 'Clint Eastwood', the screen went to a photonegative effect for the spoken word rap portion of the song....and cut to the band's drummer, in this case a short skinny white guy with dreads, belting out the lyrics like a beast, playing it up for the camera, and still playing his drums.
** This is kind of a [[Shout-Out]] to the Gorillaz' canon. Their drummer is possessed, and it's the spirit who does that rap while the drummer plays on.
* [[Time Splitters|TimeSplitters 3]]: After fighting their way through a haunted mansion, tough-guy Cortez and [[Stripperiffic]], ghost-hunter Jo-Beth Casey discover a trap-door over a dark, runged shaft leaving deeper into the subterranean caves beneath the basement.
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''Cortez'': {{spoiler|*eyeing Jo-Beth's tiny mini-skirt and knowing she'd be climbing down above him* ...Okay!"}} }}
** And her reaction? Two seconds of cocked eyebrow followed by an unconcerned shrug.
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* ''[[Suikoden V]]'' has an example that is either this or [[Brain Bleach]] material, when {{spoiler|Rahal dresses as a woman to distract the Godwin soldiers those guard the dragon range and proceeds to beat the crap out of them. His disguise is very convincing that [[Stupid Sexy Flanders|even Roog notes how disturbingly attractive he is]]}}.
** The whole lot of Theater scripts in ''[[Suikoden III]]''. Putting Viki in any role is guaranteed for funny, or a real bad actress like Chris in any role, or someone really quirky like Fred Maxmillian (who always give out his real name, not acted character name, in any opportunity possible) or Landis (Giving off lots of creepy "Yuh huh huh" here and there). But the cream of the crop is if you do the Neclord stage play with Geddoe as the narrator, whereas in the end, he ''breaks'' down his [[The Stoic|stoicism]] and complains ''hard''.
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* ''[[Harvest Moon]]: Animal Parade'' has [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6DgHaToDuM the incident] in which [[Adventurer Archaeologist|Calvin]] attempts to stop [[Hot-Blooded|Luke]] and [[Dumb Muscle|Owen]] from knocking down a wall in some [[Ruins for Ruins Sake|ancient ruins:]]
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'''Calvin:''' Pump yourself up to read a history book! }}
** Not to mention the scene in which [[The Comically Serious|Gill]] tries to give orders to Luke ([[My Friends and Zoidberg|and Bo]]) to build a desk. "A ''normal'' desk." [[Completely Missing the Point|Luke doesn't get it.]]
* From ''[[Dead Rising]]''. After Steven is defeated, he gives a rather strange monologue before finally collapsing in front of the registers. Five seconds later...
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* For a game that can be quite depressing throughout the whole thing, ''Persona 2'' has a great sense of humor. A certain scene early in "Innocent Sin" involves the main characters trying to stop a curse that causes all students wearing a Seven Sisters High School's emblem to have their [[Body Horror|faces melt and deform]]. Cue a serious scene where the characters are discussing it in the school's office until two of members get into one of their many heated arguments, pumping their arms around in great PSX graphics and sprites at the same time.
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'''Eikichi''': You should talk, freak! You're just a Chinese-speaking American in Japan! Ha! What the hell are you anyway!? Here let me give you a nickname! From now on, I'm going to call you "Ginko"! Ginko! Ginko! Ginko! Ginko!
'''Lisa''': No! No, no, no, no! Don't you dare call me that stupid nickname! }}
* ''[[Gran Turismo|Gran Turismo 4]]'' has one when you fail a license test in the game. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUhm2m3jsJc&feature=related Oooooooooohhhh yeeeeeaaaaahhhh!]
** ''GT5'' has one where [[Artificial Stupidity|the dumb AI drivers]] almost repeatedly keep bungling the same corner of a race - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1VIugPlFWc the Schumacher S chicane of the Nurburgring GP circuit in the Formula Gran Turismo Challenge], especially when they do it en masse.
* Halfway through ''[[Sigma Star Saga]]'', Psyme falls victim to an apparent illness after Ian Recker gave her a kiss. [[Bizarre Alien Biology|Knowing nothing about Krill physiology]], Recker assumes that [[Mistaken for Pregnant|he impregnated her...somehow.]] (Two Krillian healers tell him that "[[Leave the Two Lovebirds Alone|this is a special moment between you two]]", not helping his case any.) He then takes her back to the Forest Planet to dip her in a pool to allow her to "recover", and the expecting dad is instead greeted by a perfectly healthy Psyme, now sporting a new set of [[Power Gives You Wings|fairy-like wings]]. After chastising him for [[You Fail Biology Forever|failing Krill physiology 101]], she gives the wings to him for use by his parasite, admitting that they only grow on Krill females whenever they feel...[[The Power of Love|close to a person]]. The game then congratulates the player for acquiring Psyme's gift by taking a jab at Recker's, erm..."manliness":
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* The [[Desperation Attack
* ''[[
** <small>"I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE!" - [[Player Character]] 's reaction to this scene.</small>
** In fact, the Pirate Quest Series appears to be a veritable generator of these. Like this:
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'''Priest in the brewery''': "Sure, lots of people need professional help after coming in contact with the spirits we have here." }}
** And [[Obfuscating Stupidity|Traiborn]] summoning the Thingummywut. It also doubles as a Crowning Moment of Awesome for Traiborn. what makes this funny? Before doing the Love Story quest, listen to what Traiborn says about Thingummywuts...then watch the cutscene. It is glorious. And really freaking huge.
** [[The Grim Reaper]] in the 2010 Haloween Event.
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'''Grim:''' "OHMYWORDIWOULDSOTOTALLYLOVEANAUTOGRAPH!" }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkuP7IvxDGo This] tool assisted run (Somewhat NSFW) of Family Feud on SNES. Basically, the player exploits the game to make the game accept ridiculous answers like "oops I pressed it" instead of "speed limit" or "I bathed [[Keanu Reeves]]" instead of "Baker," and [[Curb Stomp Battle|never allows the opposing family to play once.]] The best part is that said opposing family looks a combination of confused and incredibly pissed the entire time.
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** When Fett and Montross have their final confrontation, Montross states that they are the same. Fett replies, "Now you're just being mean."
* [[Guilty Gear|May's, Faust's and Bridget's Instant Kills.]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5c93CTgiQ0 They have to be seen to be believed.]. (They can be located around 1:50, 4:58, and 6:36 in the video respectively.)
* At one point in ''[[Secret of Mana]]'', you save
** By beating the shit out of (a transformed) him, no less.
* ''[[Tekken]] 5''. Lee's ending. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=HA7DeHyXCM0 "Two fingers".]
** Alternatively, Paul's ending. "BRING IT ON, YA ALIENS!"
** And Lei's ending where he's about to arrest a man on top of a moving bus and gets whacked in the back of the head by an incoming sign.
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFtmPAyqoEg Marshall Law's ending.]
** During [[Highly-Visible Ninja|Yoshimitsu's]] story mode, you fight new character Raven, who is basically a [[No Celebrities Were Harmed|ninja]] [[Blade|Wesley Snipes]], aka a [[Serious Business|serious ninja.]] If you lose, you're treated to a cutscene of Raven attempting to teach Yoshimitsu ninja hand signs, with little success.
*** [[Everything's Worse with Bears|Kuma]] and [[Pandaing to the Audience|Panda]]'s Tekken 5 endings. Kuma's is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6DBLb8UBNc here] and Panda's is [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbFGBCcpf-E&feature=related here]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* The "Nuke" button in ''[[Lemmings]]'' is there for a
* In ''[[Rayman]] 3'', ''any'' conversion you overhear the Knaaren have.
** In the first ''[[Rayman Origins]]'' trailer, when Rayman and Globox meet, they become friends by slapping and punching each other. Also, during a fight with a golem Globox latches onto the side of it's head with his ''teeth'' and starts slapping his eye.
** Also from Rayman 3, most of Razoff's quotes.
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** And how could we possibly forget this line from ''Rayman 3''?:
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'''Reflux''': YES, ANDY.
'''Andre''': With your power, I can multiply and rule the world!
'''Reflux''': YES, ANDY.
'''Andre''': "Yes Andy", "Yes Andy", CAN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE???
'''Reflux''': NO, ANDY. }}
** The scene in the ''Rayman Origins'' intro in which Rayman realizes he's holding a skull in his hand, then screams in a high-pitched voice, then everyone else starts screaming.
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* The downloadable game ''[[Duty Calls]],'' released to promote ''[[Bulletstorm]].'' It mercilessly mocks many tropes present in "realistic" first-person shooters.
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgRqXcOj8K4 This] Jhun vs Jhun match in [[King Of Fighters 2003]]. Jhun #1 tries to exploit the [[Good Bad Bugs|Amazing Flying Jhun glitch]] and ends up frozen in mid-air. After a few attempts at attacking from the ground, Jhun #2 decides to just spend the rest of the match dancing right below him before kicking him out of the air at the last second and winning the match by time out.
* ''Scarface: The World Is Yours''. Various citizens have rich dialogue trees with Tony Montana. For example; the masked wrestler with the fried chicken obsession, the bald man who wants to talk about conspiracies and the romantic music suggestions from the music store owner.
** Sometimes the trees just don't work out and completely random, absolutely nonsensical conversations ensue. Or the taunt button, which could lead to Tony screaming at no one in paticular in an empty street.
* ''The Punisher''. After you throw a mook down the well at Ma Gnucci's place, stick around. He's not quite dead.
* The measures Ubisoft took to discourage anyone who would pirate ''Michael Jackson: The Experience'': {{spoiler|they covered up the music with the sounds of a large group of vuvuzelas being blown at full volume.}} Talk about a [[Cool and Unusual Punishment]].
* On episode 4 of ''The Way'' you find yourself interrupting a cutscene of a young boy arguing with his mother about whether to urinate in the corner of the house or outside.
* ''Wave Race Blue Storm'': The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNDOcyEGhoQ hidden announcer], who is... [[Jerkass|impolite, to put it nicely]].
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"''If you are any good,'' you can get a turbo by hitting the gas when the light goes green."
"Weak." "That's pathetic." "Waste of time." "No mercy."
[[Sarcasm Mode|"OOOH, A TURBO."]] <br />
"Pass the yellow buoys ''on the left.''" <br />
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** And when you actually ''do'' win a race...
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* The US localization of [[Gunbird]] (known as ''[[Mobile Light Force]]'' in the states) has one of these if you know enough about the original Japanese version. Among the many, many changes made, the playable characters were renamed after members of the localization team. Two of these characters, Tetsu and Ash, are actually [[Camp Gay]] and a pedophile respectively in the original Japanese version.
* From the mouth of a Commanding Officer in his second major war:
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