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== [[Web Original]] == |
== [[Web Original]] == |
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* The [http://nift.firedrake.org/EEmpress.htm Guidelines for Evil Empresses] have a lot to say about this. |
* The [http://nift.firedrake.org/EEmpress.htm Guidelines for Evil Empresses] have a lot to say about this. |
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{{quote|I will not bed the Hunky Hero before my plan is executed, unless having him believe I am carrying his child gives me a decisive advantage. |
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I will not be put off by the Hero's rebuffs of my sensual advances. If he doesn't succumb to me, I will not fly into a jealous rage. Instead, I'll shrug my shoulders, send him on his way, and have him picked off as he exits the fortress. |
I will not be put off by the Hero's rebuffs of my sensual advances. If he doesn't succumb to me, I will not fly into a jealous rage. Instead, I'll shrug my shoulders, send him on his way, and have him picked off as he exits the fortress. |
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I, and my elite guards, will never assume that we have managed to confiscate all weapons or escape aids from the captured Hero. "Interrogations" in my private chambers will only be conducted if the Hero is completely nude. This will, in fact, satisfy a number of objectives at once. |
I, and my elite guards, will never assume that we have managed to confiscate all weapons or escape aids from the captured Hero. "Interrogations" in my private chambers will only be conducted if the Hero is completely nude. This will, in fact, satisfy a number of objectives at once. |
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If the Hero says he is willing to betray his cause and accept my offer of ruling the world at my side, he will only be believed once that betrayal results in his cause's total destruction, at which point [[Rewarded as a Traitor Deserves|his demonstration of total lack of principle should lead to his immediate execution]].<br /> |
If the Hero says he is willing to betray his cause and accept my offer of ruling the world at my side, he will only be believed once that betrayal results in his cause's total destruction, at which point [[Rewarded as a Traitor Deserves|his demonstration of total lack of principle should lead to his immediate execution]].<br /> |
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However insatiable my appetites are, it is virtually guaranteed that at least one of my millions of subjects is both far more gifted at satisfying them and far more loyal to me than the Hero who seeks my destruction, no matter his reputation with the ladies.<br /> |
However insatiable my appetites are, it is virtually guaranteed that at least one of my millions of subjects is both far more gifted at satisfying them and far more loyal to me than the Hero who seeks my destruction, no matter his reputation with the ladies.<br /> |
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* Like the comic book example above, Maxima is this to Superman in ''[[Superman: The Animated Series|Superman the Animated Series]]''. |
* Like the comic book example above, Maxima is this to Superman in ''[[Superman: The Animated Series|Superman the Animated Series]]''. |
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** However, she soon forgot all about Superman when she meets another man to her liking... |
** However, she soon forgot all about Superman when she meets another man to her liking... |
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{{quote|'''[[Lobo]]:''' I'm here to get that fraggin', scum-suckin, rat-scratchin' De'Cine. And nobody better stop me!}} |
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* Similarly, Queen La plays the same role in Disney's animated series ''[[The Legend of Tarzan]]'' as she did in the original source material. |
* Similarly, Queen La plays the same role in Disney's animated series ''[[The Legend of Tarzan]]'' as she did in the original source material. |
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* ''[[Buzz Lightyear of Star Command]]'' had this with Gravatina. |
* ''[[Buzz Lightyear of Star Command]]'' had this with Gravatina. |
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