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{{quote|'''Maitre D''': And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. |
{{quote|'''Maitre D''': And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. |
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'''Mr Creosote''': No. |
'''Mr Creosote''': No. |
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'''Maitre D''': Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one. |
'''Maitre D''': Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one. |
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'''Mr Creosote''': No. Fuck off - I'm full... |
'''Mr Creosote''': No. Fuck off - I'm full... |
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'''Maitre D''': Oh sir... it's only wafer thin. |
'''Maitre D''': Oh sir... it's only wafer thin. |
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'''Mr Creosote''': Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. |
'''Mr Creosote''': Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off. |
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'''Maitre D''': Oh sir, just... just one... |
'''Maitre D''': Oh sir, just... just one... |
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'''Mr Creosote''': Oh all right. Just one. |
'''Mr Creosote''': Oh all right. Just one. |
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'''Maitre D''': Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit... |
'''Maitre D''': Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit... |
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''(As the Maitre D' takes cover, Mr. Creosote swallows the mint, expands and then blows up dramatically, [[Squick|spewing vomit and guts on everyone and showing his open rib cage and still beating heart]].)''<br /> |
''(As the Maitre D' takes cover, Mr. Creosote swallows the mint, expands and then blows up dramatically, [[Squick|spewing vomit and guts on everyone and showing his open rib cage and still beating heart]].)''<br /> |
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'''Maitre D''': Thank you, sir, and now the check.|''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''}} |
'''Maitre D''': Thank you, sir, and now the check.|''[[Monty Python's The Meaning of Life]]''}} |
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Latest revision as of 07:56, 8 August 2014
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Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. |
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