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Whenever our hero has to go off and do something important, they first decide to dump off any
Whenever our hero has to go off and do something important, they first decide to dump off any
“dead weight” (such as [[Small Annoying Creature|cute sidekicks]] or [[Love Interests|love interests]]) that might slow them down by [[Damsel Scrappy|getting into trouble at precisely the wrong time]]. He'll tell the person something akin to “Wait here, if I'm not back in an hour, call the police.”
“dead weight” (such as [[Small Annoying Creature|cute sidekicks]] or [[Love Interests]]) that might slow them down by [[Damsel Scrappy|getting into trouble at precisely the wrong time]]. He'll tell the person something akin to “Wait here, if I'm not back in an hour, call the police.”


This almost never helps.
This almost never helps.


If they actually listen to the hero, they'll get [[I Have You Now, My Pretty|captured]] or [[Trapped By Mountain Lions]] the moment he's out of earshot. Half the time, though, they'll ignore the hero's advice and go off to do something incredibly stupid (and inevitably [[Distress Ball|end up in hot water]]). You'd think they could take five minutes to call the relevant authorities, or failing that get one of the hero's peers to come help before doing something incredibly stupid, [[Too Dumb to Live|but noooo]].
If they actually listen to the hero, they'll get [[I Have You Now, My Pretty|captured]] or [[Trapped by Mountain Lions]] the moment he's out of earshot. Half the time, though, they'll ignore the hero's advice and go off to do something incredibly stupid (and inevitably [[Distress Ball|end up in hot water]]). You'd think they could take five minutes to call the relevant authorities, or failing that get one of the hero's peers to come help before doing something incredibly stupid, [[Too Dumb to Live|but noooo]].


As illustrated above, being left somewhere is something of a no-win situation, as the [[Failure Is the Only Option|laws of drama necessitate]] you either getting captured if you stay put or getting captured if you stumble off. If heroes were the least bit [[Genre Savvy]], they'd realize that it's safer to keep [[The Load]] where you can keep an eye on them.
As illustrated above, being left somewhere is something of a no-win situation, as the [[Failure Is the Only Option|laws of drama necessitate]] you either getting captured if you stay put or getting captured if you stumble off. If heroes were the least bit [[Genre Savvy]], they'd realize that it's safer to keep [[The Load]] where you can keep an eye on them.
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== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
== [[Anime]] and [[Manga]] ==
* In ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', this is toyed with when Roy tells Riza to wait for him, but only a day. After that, she is to leave him essentially for dead. Of course, she refuses, and stays at her post. However, at the moment Roy returns, he finds {{spoiler|Major Armstrong instead! It freaks him out, but then he realizes that he's been a LONG time, so it wouldn't be too surprising if Riza had gone. She was just at the restroom at the moment though, and returns shortly after}}.
* In ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', this is toyed with when Roy tells Riza to wait for him, but only a day. After that, she is to leave him essentially for dead. Of course, she refuses, and stays at her post. However, at the moment Roy returns, he finds {{spoiler|Major Armstrong instead! It freaks him out, but then he realizes that he's been a LONG time, so it wouldn't be too surprising if Riza had gone. She was just at the restroom at the moment though, and returns shortly after}}.
* ''[[Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni]]'' has an interesting variation in the Watanagashi arc. Keiichi and Rena have gotten Mion {{spoiler|actually Shion}} to confess to the murders and convinced her to turn herself in. She agrees, on the condition that she be given a half hour alone with Keiichi. Keiichi agrees, but (understanding that his friend is a homicidal maniac) tells Rena that if he's not back within the time limit, to call the police. Rena does just this. As a result, Keiichi narrowly avoids having several nails hammered into his hand.
* ''[[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni]]'' has an interesting variation in the Watanagashi arc. Keiichi and Rena have gotten Mion {{spoiler|actually Shion}} to confess to the murders and convinced her to turn herself in. She agrees, on the condition that she be given a half hour alone with Keiichi. Keiichi agrees, but (understanding that his friend is a homicidal maniac) tells Rena that if he's not back within the time limit, to call the police. Rena does just this. As a result, Keiichi narrowly avoids having several nails hammered into his hand.
* In ''[[Bleach]]'' Ichigo tells Orihime and Uryu to wait for him during the Ulquiorra fight, {{spoiler|she doesn't, the resulting crossfire probably saves Ichigo's life… And causes his [[Super-Powered Evil Side]] to give Uryu a nearly mortal wound}}.
* In ''[[Bleach]]'' Ichigo tells Orihime and Uryu to wait for him during the Ulquiorra fight, {{spoiler|she doesn't, the resulting crossfire probably saves Ichigo's life… And causes his [[Super-Powered Evil Side]] to give Uryu a nearly mortal wound}}.
* Lampshaded in the [[Gag Dub]] of ''[[Ghost Stories]]''.
* Lampshaded in the [[Gag Dub]] of ''[[Ghost Stories]]''.
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* Parodied in ''[[Big Trouble in Little China]]'' when Jack Burton tells several [[Sidekick|Sidekicks]]: "Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn, call the President." Of course, they later go in and get captured.
* Parodied in ''[[Big Trouble in Little China]]'' when Jack Burton tells several [[Sidekick|Sidekicks]]: "Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn, call the President." Of course, they later go in and get captured.
* ''[[Last Action Hero]]'' goes into this at length, but Jack provides a very pragmatic solution: ''a gun'' in the glove compartment. Unfortunately, it also gives Daniel enough leverage to follow him… and get captured.
* ''[[Last Action Hero]]'' goes into this at length, but Jack provides a very pragmatic solution: ''a gun'' in the glove compartment. Unfortunately, it also gives Daniel enough leverage to follow him… and get captured.
* Spoofed in ''[[Serenity (Film)|Serenity]]'' when Mal goes to meet Inara, knowing it's a trap:
* Spoofed in ''[[Serenity]]'' when Mal goes to meet Inara, knowing it's a trap:
{{quote| '''Mal''': “If I'm not back in one hour, you take this ship, and you come and you rescue me.”<br />
{{quote| '''Mal''': “If I'm not back in one hour, you take this ship, and you come and you rescue me.”<br />
'''Zoe''': “What? And risk my ship?”<br />
'''Zoe''': “What? And risk my ship?”<br />
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* In ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' (film), at Weathertop Aragorn says he's going to have a look around and for the hobbits to “stay here.” Naturally it doesn't work out exactly as planned.
* In ''[[The Lord of the Rings]]'' (film), at Weathertop Aragorn says he's going to have a look around and for the hobbits to “stay here.” Naturally it doesn't work out exactly as planned.
** "Exactly as planned" meaning that the hobbits attract the Ringwraiths anyway by ''[[Too Dumb to Live|lighting a highly visible fire]]''.
** "Exactly as planned" meaning that the hobbits attract the Ringwraiths anyway by ''[[Too Dumb to Live|lighting a highly visible fire]]''.
* In ''[[Oceans Eleven]]'', when part of the crew goes to {{spoiler|steal the “pinch,”}} George Clooney expressly tells Matt Damon to wait in the van. He can't take the bickering of the two brothers and leaves, which leads to… complications.
* In ''[[Ocean's Eleven]]'', when part of the crew goes to {{spoiler|steal the “pinch,”}} George Clooney expressly tells Matt Damon to wait in the van. He can't take the bickering of the two brothers and leaves, which leads to… complications.
* ''[[The Mask (Film)|The Mask]]''. Stanley Ipkiss does this to his dog Milo before going to confront Dorian Tyrell. Of course Milo disobeys, follows him and saves the day.
* ''[[The Mask (film)|The Mask]]''. Stanley Ipkiss does this to his dog Milo before going to confront Dorian Tyrell. Of course Milo disobeys, follows him and saves the day.
* ''[[Buckaroo Banzai]]''. When the Red Lectroids break into Buckaroo's mansion, he tells Penny Priddy to stay in his room. Of course she wanders off looking for him, which is both good and bad. Professor Hikita manages to pass the Oscillation Overthruster to her so the Red Lectroids can't get it from him, but then she's captured by them and used as a [[Hostage for Macguffin]].
* ''[[Buckaroo Banzai]]''. When the Red Lectroids break into Buckaroo's mansion, he tells Penny Priddy to stay in his room. Of course she wanders off looking for him, which is both good and bad. Professor Hikita manages to pass the Oscillation Overthruster to her so the Red Lectroids can't get it from him, but then she's captured by them and used as a [[Hostage for Macguffin]].
* [[Ace Ventura]] tells a character that if he doesn't come back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
* [[Ace Ventura]] tells a character that if he doesn't come back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
* In ''[[Green Lantern]]'', Hal Jordan tells [[Love Interest|Carol Ferris]] to "Stay here" as he goes off to fight [[Big Bad|Parallax]]. Considering that the two of them have just witnessed Parallax [[You Have Failed Me|brutally murder his own minion]], Carol readily agrees. But after Hal immediately gets himself into trouble, Carol saves the day.
* In ''[[Green Lantern]]'', Hal Jordan tells [[Love Interest|Carol Ferris]] to "Stay here" as he goes off to fight [[Big Bad|Parallax]]. Considering that the two of them have just witnessed Parallax [[You Have Failed Me|brutally murder his own minion]], Carol readily agrees. But after Hal immediately gets himself into trouble, Carol saves the day.
** She doesn't do any actual damage to Parallax, but she does provide the necessary distraction that allows Hal to retrieve his Green Lantern ring. Without her distraction, Parallax [[Curb Stomp Battle|would have killed Hal without a fight]] and the rest of the human race would be easy pickings.
** She doesn't do any actual damage to Parallax, but she does provide the necessary distraction that allows Hal to retrieve his Green Lantern ring. Without her distraction, Parallax [[Curb Stomp Battle|would have killed Hal without a fight]] and the rest of the human race would be easy pickings.
* In ''[[The Smurfs (Film)|The Smurfs]]'', the rest of the Smurfs tell this to Clumsy twice while in modern-day New York City. The second time, he actually does stay behind, {{spoiler|which allows him to initiate the [[No One Gets Left Behind]], as Papa had made them all promise not to go back for him — but Clumsy, who wasn't there at the time, never promised anything.}}
* In ''[[The Smurfs (film)|The Smurfs]]'', the rest of the Smurfs tell this to Clumsy twice while in modern-day New York City. The second time, he actually does stay behind, {{spoiler|which allows him to initiate the [[No One Gets Left Behind]], as Papa had made them all promise not to go back for him — but Clumsy, who wasn't there at the time, never promised anything.}}


== [[Literature]] ==
== [[Literature]] ==
* In [[Robert E Howard]]'s ''[[The Devil in Iron (Literature)|The Devil in Iron]]'' [[Conan the Barbarian]] orders Octavia to do this. It doesn't work.
* In [[Robert E. Howard]]'s ''[[The Devil in Iron]]'' [[Conan the Barbarian]] orders Octavia to do this. It doesn't work.
* The Temperance Brennan novels, on which ''[[Bones]]'' was based has this as a very dark [[Running Gag]]. Some cop tells Tempe to stay out of trouble, occasionally reminding her she's not a cop, and then circumstances and/or her own curiosity send her into trouble anyway.
* The Temperance Brennan novels, on which ''[[Bones]]'' was based has this as a very dark [[Running Gag]]. Some cop tells Tempe to stay out of trouble, occasionally reminding her she's not a cop, and then circumstances and/or her own curiosity send her into trouble anyway.
* Harry of [[The Dresden Files]] on several occasions tells his apprentice to stay somewhere relatively safe before heading off for his latest confrontation. Unusually, this actually works (the fact his apprentice can turn herself invisible helps).
* Harry of [[The Dresden Files]] on several occasions tells his apprentice to stay somewhere relatively safe before heading off for his latest confrontation. Unusually, this actually works (the fact his apprentice can turn herself invisible helps).
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* ''[[The Twilight Zone]]'' TOS episode ''Still Valley''. A Confederate scout gives orders to his partner.
* ''[[The Twilight Zone]]'' TOS episode ''Still Valley''. A Confederate scout gives orders to his partner.
{{quote| '''Paradine''': “Now you stay here. If you hear a shot, you get back to the lieutenant at a fast gallop…If you haven't heard from me in 15 minutes, you get back there anyway.”}}
{{quote| '''Paradine''': “Now you stay here. If you hear a shot, you get back to the lieutenant at a fast gallop…If you haven't heard from me in 15 minutes, you get back there anyway.”}}
* Dawn in ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' often fell into this. (“Dawn's in trouble; [[Leaning On the Fourth Wall|must be Tuesday…]]”) Although to be fair, Xander had this happen to him occasionally (at least twice a season.)
* Dawn in ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' often fell into this. (“Dawn's in trouble; [[Leaning on the Fourth Wall|must be Tuesday…]]”) Although to be fair, Xander had this happen to him occasionally (at least twice a season.)
* Mickey and Rose do this in the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode ''The Girl in the Fireplace'', wandering off to explore after he just told them not to run off.
* Mickey and Rose do this in the ''[[Doctor Who]]'' episode ''The Girl in the Fireplace'', wandering off to explore after he just told them not to run off.
** As indicated by the page quote, the Doctor has been facing this problem for forty years.
** As indicated by the page quote, the Doctor has been facing this problem for forty years.
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== [[Video Games]] ==
== [[Video Games]] ==
* As shown above in the page image, during The Subspace Emissary in ''[[Super Smash Bros]]'', [[Metal Gear Solid|Snake]] has been very clear to [[The Legend of Zelda (Franchise)|Zelda]] and [[Super Mario Bros (Franchise)|Peach]].
* As shown above in the page image, during The Subspace Emissary in ''[[Super Smash Bros]]'', [[Metal Gear Solid|Snake]] has been very clear to [[The Legend of Zelda|Zelda]] and [[Super Mario Bros.|Peach]].
** Although they don't listen to him, they actually don't get into any trouble and make themselves quite useful. Peach manages to recruit Fox, and they both help out in the fight against Duon, after which Peach adds yet ''another'' useful member into the team; Mr. Game & Watch.
** Although they don't listen to him, they actually don't get into any trouble and make themselves quite useful. Peach manages to recruit Fox, and they both help out in the fight against Duon, after which Peach adds yet ''another'' useful member into the team; Mr. Game & Watch.
== [[Web Comics]] ==
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* [[Discussed Trope|Discussed]] and promptly played straight in [http://wapsisquare.com/comic/09042002/ this] ''[[Wapsi Square]]'' strip.
* [[Discussed Trope|Discussed]] and promptly played straight in [http://wapsisquare.com/comic/09042002/ this] ''[[Wapsi Square]]'' strip.
* [[Evil Diva (Webcomic)|Evil Diva]]: First Dad tells her, then [http://www.evildivacomics.com/?p=330 she tells Cerby].
* [[Evil Diva (webcomic)|Evil Diva]]: First Dad tells her, then [http://www.evildivacomics.com/?p=330 she tells Cerby].


== [[Web Original]] ==
== [[Web Original]] ==
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* Jade in ''[[Jackie Chan Adventures (Animation)|Jackie Chan Adventures]]'' lives and breathes this trope. Jackie will say “Stay here,” “Don't play with the [[Cosmic Keystone]],” “Don't try and fight the ancient evil dragon spirit.” And what does she do? The above. It's gotten to the point Jackie should carry chloroform and rope wherever he goes just to subdue her. Or accept she's his [[Sidekick]], train her, and let her be annoying/helpful like a more competent [[The Scrappy|Scrappy]].
* Jade in ''[[Jackie Chan Adventures]]'' lives and breathes this trope. Jackie will say “Stay here,” “Don't play with the [[Cosmic Keystone]],” “Don't try and fight the ancient evil dragon spirit.” And what does she do? The above. It's gotten to the point Jackie should carry chloroform and rope wherever he goes just to subdue her. Or accept she's his [[Sidekick]], train her, and let her be annoying/helpful like a more competent [[The Scrappy|Scrappy]].
* ''[[Jonny Quest]]'' TOS episode ''Terror Island''. When Race Bannon arrives at the title island, he tells Jonny and Hadji to stay and guard the boat to keep them out of danger.
* ''[[Jonny Quest]]'' TOS episode ''Terror Island''. When Race Bannon arrives at the title island, he tells Jonny and Hadji to stay and guard the boat to keep them out of danger.
* Yoda to Padme in ''[[Clone Wars]]''. To her credit, Padme does get out of the situation herself by taking out a couple of invisible mooks.
* Yoda to Padme in ''[[Clone Wars]]''. To her credit, Padme does get out of the situation herself by taking out a couple of invisible mooks.
* April O'Neil does this in the ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 (Animation)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' cartoon, but is at least slightly justified, in that if she listened to the turtles and stayed put, she wouldn't get a story. This was lampshaded in one episode when she trailed some thugs to a warehouse and she calls the turtles for reinforcements.
* April O'Neil does this in the ''[[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]'' cartoon, but is at least slightly justified, in that if she listened to the turtles and stayed put, she wouldn't get a story. This was lampshaded in one episode when she trailed some thugs to a warehouse and she calls the turtles for reinforcements.
{{quote| '''April''': “I found the hideout. I'm going to check it out.”<br />
{{quote| '''April''': “I found the hideout. I'm going to check it out.”<br />
'''Leo''': “No, don't. Wait!”<br />
'''Leo''': “No, don't. Wait!”<br />
'''April''': “Okay. I won't wait.” }}
'''April''': “Okay. I won't wait.” }}
* Disney's ''[[Aladdin (Disney)|Aladdin]]''. While the title character and his monkey Abu are exploring the caves full of treasure, Aladdin tells Abu to “wait here” while he goes to get the lamp. As you'd expect, Abu sees a huge gem and goes to grab it, ignoring the warning they received to "[[Forbidden Fruit|touch nothing but the lamp]]" and setting off a lava flow apocalypse.
* Disney's ''[[Aladdin (Disney film)|Aladdin]]''. While the title character and his monkey Abu are exploring the caves full of treasure, Aladdin tells Abu to “wait here” while he goes to get the lamp. As you'd expect, Abu sees a huge gem and goes to grab it, ignoring the warning they received to "[[Forbidden Fruit|touch nothing but the lamp]]" and setting off a lava flow apocalypse.
* Miko from [[Transformers Prime]] seemingly has a psychological block against following the directions "Wait here" or "Stay put".
* Miko from [[Transformers Prime]] seemingly has a psychological block against following the directions "Wait here" or "Stay put".