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''Why'' does all this mean that things will take a turn for the better? Well, because since this is the Dark Ages there has to be a '''Renaissance!!!'''

** That means Warhammer 40k will end like this: The Imperium deposes the [[Corrupt Church]] (most possibly through the awakening of the Emperor or after a terrible Nid/necron-induced apocalypse, or we can do it as [[Real Life]] had done it, through the the discovery of an STC that describes the Scientific Method in all its glory), succumbs to an explosion of intellectualism and rediscovery, discovers a new warp drive that doesn't rely on passing through the Warp itself and is infinitely more reliable, and expands across the far reaches of outer space [[Star Trek|where no man has ever gone before]], ultimately reaching [[Star Wars|a galaxy far, far away where]] [[Eagle Land|a new republic is established]]. The [[Yellow Peril|Tau]] will probably have new advancements in technology, establish a powerful empire "For The Greater Good" and become powerful rivals or allies against humanity. Eldar would also try to make their own empire to rival or become allies with the Imperium and Tau. With the Age of Reason revived, more and powerful weapons are developed, and the Imperium, Eldar and Tau, with some Orks, would be allied against the 'Nids, Necrons, sundry other Eldritch horrors that besiege the galaxy on all sides, or other rogue Ork waaaaghs. Of course, there's no modern world if it wasn't for some vestigial remnants of the old Imperium that are lead and reunited by [[Adolf Hitler|a megalomaniac who is as powerful as the Emperor in terms of psychic powers and charisma, yet is an utter psychopath like a combination of Chaos and the past Imperial church]], [[World War Two|which causes the final awesome battle that will decide the fate of the Milky Way Galaxy]].

* Alternatively, Tzeentch (the god of HOPE) turns out to have been [[Good All Along]], his insane and seemingly pointlessly complicated plans were actually instrumental in preventing the other 3 chaos gods, the necrons, and the tyranids from gang raping the rest of the galaxy.

** He does that for all races actually. If everyone dies he has no one to change their ways. If the world wasn't crapsack no one would have hope, because everything would be all right. He needs to keep everyone at the status quo to foster hope AND change.

Firstly, Kor always calls him dismissively "boy". Secondly, during the scene in The First Heretic {{spoiler|Lorgar has brands in places he shouldn't be able to reach on his own}}—this does not seem like the behaviour of a loving parent...

 

Isn't it pretty obvious? First, the number of Chaos Gods. Four. 4. Chan. Second, the concept of daemons. Thoughts and beliefs turning alive... like, sentient memes? Third, the Warp is basically the [[Id, Superego and Ego|Id]] of the entire universe, a chaotic realm with no rules and laws while dominated by various memes. Again. Like 4chan, the Id of the Internet. And the fourth and the most important. Chaos Gods themselves. Khorne represents the rage and hate-machinery of the Anonymous, Slaanesh represents the [[Rule 34]] and the idea of [[The Internet Is for Porn]], Tzeentch represents Anonymous' surprising intelligence and [[Magnificent Bastard]]ry which they can show sometimes (especially in acts of trolling or rebellion, after all they were inspired by ''[[V for Vendetta]]''), and Nurgle represents Anonymous' decayed standards and the disease-like nature of memes in general (well [[Richard Dawkins]] coined the term meme as the cultural analogue for genes/virus).