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== [[Film]] ==
== [[Film]] ==
* In ''[[Master and Commander (Film)|Master and Commander]]: The Far Side of the World'', [[Badass Bookworm|Stephen Maturin]] operates ''on himself'' to extract a ball round. Justified in that he is after a piece of his shirt that he fears will infect the wound. We even get to see his assistant match the extracted fragment to the hole in the shirt.
* In ''[[Master and Commander (film)|Master and Commander]]: The Far Side of the World'', [[Badass Bookworm|Stephen Maturin]] operates ''on himself'' to extract a ball round. Justified in that he is after a piece of his shirt that he fears will infect the wound. We even get to see his assistant match the extracted fragment to the hole in the shirt.
* Averted in an unusual fashion in ''[[Iron Man (Film)|Iron Man]]''. Tony Stark ends up with his heart damaged by shrapnel, and instead of having the fragments removed, which would endanger his life, he gets an electromagnetic thingamajig implanted to keep the bits from killing him.
* Averted in an unusual fashion in ''[[Iron Man (film)|Iron Man]]''. Tony Stark ends up with his heart damaged by shrapnel, and instead of having the fragments removed, which would endanger his life, he gets an electromagnetic thingamajig implanted to keep the bits from killing him.
* In [[Bill Cosby]]'s opus ''Leaonard Part 6'', we're treated to an even more heroically pain-resistant hero: Leonard, having been shot, removes the bullets himself, his trusty manservant only standing by with surgical tools and a mirror.
* In [[Bill Cosby]]'s opus ''Leaonard Part 6'', we're treated to an even more heroically pain-resistant hero: Leonard, having been shot, removes the bullets himself, his trusty manservant only standing by with surgical tools and a mirror.
* Subverted in ''[[The Green Hornet (Film)|The Green Hornet]]'': Britt is shot in the shoulder as Green Hornet, but obviously can't go to the hospital lest he give away his [[Secret Identity]]. So he tells {{spoiler|Lenore}} to dig the bullet out with a kitchen knife (while he bites down on a spatula), but even the heat from the sterilized knife causes him to wuss out. {{spoiler|They end up having Kato (in costume) drive up and "shoot" Britt at a public event, which lets him safely go to the hospital ''and'' makes it less likely that people will think he's the Hornet.}}
* Subverted in ''[[The Green Hornet (film)|The Green Hornet]]'': Britt is shot in the shoulder as Green Hornet, but obviously can't go to the hospital lest he give away his [[Secret Identity]]. So he tells {{spoiler|Lenore}} to dig the bullet out with a kitchen knife (while he bites down on a spatula), but even the heat from the sterilized knife causes him to wuss out. {{spoiler|They end up having Kato (in costume) drive up and "shoot" Britt at a public event, which lets him safely go to the hospital ''and'' makes it less likely that people will think he's the Hornet.}}
** However, this means that Reid has to spend a day or so with a bullet in his shoulder and not let anyone know about it. Yikes.
** However, this means that Reid has to spend a day or so with a bullet in his shoulder and not let anyone know about it. Yikes.
* At the beginning of ''[[The Bourne Series (Film)|The Bourne Identity]]'' the fishing boat's medic digs two bullets out of the unconscious Jason Bourne's back.
* At the beginning of ''[[The Bourne Series (film)|The Bourne Identity]]'' the fishing boat's medic digs two bullets out of the unconscious Jason Bourne's back.
* Inverted in ''[[The World Is Not Enough (Film)|The World Is Not Enough]]'', where leaving the bullet in results in superpowers. [[The Dragon]], Renard, was [['Tis Only a Bullet In The Brain|shot in the head]] by MI6, the bullet didn't kill him, but it is slowly drifting towards his medulla oblongata which will eventually kill him. Unfortunately for Bond, this somehow causes him to [[You Fail Biology Forever|feel no pain and become stronger]].
* Inverted in ''[[The World Is Not Enough (Film)|The World Is Not Enough]]'', where leaving the bullet in results in superpowers. [[The Dragon]], Renard, was [['Tis Only a Bullet in the Brain|shot in the head]] by MI6, the bullet didn't kill him, but it is slowly drifting towards his medulla oblongata which will eventually kill him. Unfortunately for Bond, this somehow causes him to [[You Fail Biology Forever|feel no pain and become stronger]].




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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* Averted in ''[[House (TV)|House]]'' when a police officer has fragments of a bullet lodged in his skull. The team desperately wants to do an MRI, and House shoots a corpse to prove that an MRI's magnetism makes it impossible. The bullet gets violently ripped out of the corpses skull and breaks the MRI.
* Averted in ''[[House (TV series)|House]]'' when a police officer has fragments of a bullet lodged in his skull. The team desperately wants to do an MRI, and House shoots a corpse to prove that an MRI's magnetism makes it impossible. The bullet gets violently ripped out of the corpses skull and breaks the MRI.
** What were the bullets made of? Lead, copper, tungsten, or any other material commonly used for munitions, are all non-ferromagnetic. Those fragments wouldn't have done anything.
** What were the bullets made of? Lead, copper, tungsten, or any other material commonly used for munitions, are all non-ferromagnetic. Those fragments wouldn't have done anything.
*** Except that Foreman specifically states that the particular bullet used ''was'' ferromagnetic.
*** Except that Foreman specifically states that the particular bullet used ''was'' ferromagnetic.
**** Some bullets use steel cores, with copper (or other) jackets. A fair amount of soviet 7.62x39mm surplus ammo, the stuff used in the AK-47, uses this construction, as does a fair bit of ammo designed to be armour peircing.
**** Some bullets use steel cores, with copper (or other) jackets. A fair amount of soviet 7.62x39mm surplus ammo, the stuff used in the AK-47, uses this construction, as does a fair bit of ammo designed to be armour peircing.
* In the first-season ''[[Harpers Island]]'' episode "Gasp," a physician directs his friend (and romantic rival) to remove a bullet from his shoulder. "You have to get the bullet out" he (incorrectly) insists.
* In the first-season ''[[Harpers Island]]'' episode "Gasp," a physician directs his friend (and romantic rival) to remove a bullet from his shoulder. "You have to get the bullet out" he (incorrectly) insists.
* Subverted in the final episode of ''[[Firefly (TV)|Firefly]]''. Simon is shot in the leg, and doesn't have the bullet removed until the end of the episode, and with somewhat sophisticated imaging and removal tools to minimize damage.
* Subverted in the final episode of ''[[Firefly]]''. Simon is shot in the leg, and doesn't have the bullet removed until the end of the episode, and with somewhat sophisticated imaging and removal tools to minimize damage.
** Simon does remove a bullet from Kaylee's stomach wound during the pilot, but as part of a much longer surgical procedure that isn't shown on-screen and (most likely) involved a lot more than just pulling the bullet out.
** Simon does remove a bullet from Kaylee's stomach wound during the pilot, but as part of a much longer surgical procedure that isn't shown on-screen and (most likely) involved a lot more than just pulling the bullet out.
** In "Safe" Zoe removes a bullet from Book's shoulder (Simon is too busy being kidnapped at the moment), but that isn't the end of it. Zoe is not a trained surgeon, so while she can remove the bullet and bandage and clean the wound, the damage inflicted by the bullet will still eventually kill Book unless he gets professional medical help.
** In "Safe" Zoe removes a bullet from Book's shoulder (Simon is too busy being kidnapped at the moment), but that isn't the end of it. Zoe is not a trained surgeon, so while she can remove the bullet and bandage and clean the wound, the damage inflicted by the bullet will still eventually kill Book unless he gets professional medical help.
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** Averted with an attorney who was shot in the head. Her doctors had left the bullet in place for years due to its dangerous location near the basilar artery of her brain, but later needed to remove it because it had shifted position over time and was sure to become fatal soon. She tells Sarah that she honestly doesn't expect to survive the operation. {{spoiler|She lives through the surgery, but the belatedly-extracted bullet provides new clues that exposes her as a murderer.}}
** Averted with an attorney who was shot in the head. Her doctors had left the bullet in place for years due to its dangerous location near the basilar artery of her brain, but later needed to remove it because it had shifted position over time and was sure to become fatal soon. She tells Sarah that she honestly doesn't expect to survive the operation. {{spoiler|She lives through the surgery, but the belatedly-extracted bullet provides new clues that exposes her as a murderer.}}
** Also averted in an episode guest starring Roger Daltrey. A mobster, long thought dead, decides to come back to take revenge on the thugs who tried to kill him after a mob doctor tells him that the bullet they put in him is pressing on an artery and will likely kill him within weeks, but cannot be removed without killing him due to its location. He explains this to Catherine while laying in a hospital bed after having a heart attack while in police custody... and then she shows him the bullet, saying that mob doctors become mob doctors because they're not very good.
** Also averted in an episode guest starring Roger Daltrey. A mobster, long thought dead, decides to come back to take revenge on the thugs who tried to kill him after a mob doctor tells him that the bullet they put in him is pressing on an artery and will likely kill him within weeks, but cannot be removed without killing him due to its location. He explains this to Catherine while laying in a hospital bed after having a heart attack while in police custody... and then she shows him the bullet, saying that mob doctors become mob doctors because they're not very good.
* ''[[The Listener (TV)|The Listener]]'': [[Zig Zagged]] in "Desperate Hours," in which Toby and Oz get kidnapped and forced to help a man who was shot. The kidnapper makes Toby perform surgery to remove the bullet, which he believes is the only way to save the man's life, despite the fact that Toby is a ''paramedic''. Toby gets them to call Olivia, an actual surgeon, who advises that the safest way to handle the bullet wound is just to stitch it up and leave the bullet in. Then Toby finds the bullet lodged against an artery; removing it could either be necessary to save him or make things fatally worse. They end up removing the bullet to find little damage in the artery, meaning he's in the clear. {{spoiler|He then goes into cardiac arrest and dies anyway.}}
* ''[[The Listener]]'': [[Zig Zagged]] in "Desperate Hours," in which Toby and Oz get kidnapped and forced to help a man who was shot. The kidnapper makes Toby perform surgery to remove the bullet, which he believes is the only way to save the man's life, despite the fact that Toby is a ''paramedic''. Toby gets them to call Olivia, an actual surgeon, who advises that the safest way to handle the bullet wound is just to stitch it up and leave the bullet in. Then Toby finds the bullet lodged against an artery; removing it could either be necessary to save him or make things fatally worse. They end up removing the bullet to find little damage in the artery, meaning he's in the clear. {{spoiler|He then goes into cardiac arrest and dies anyway.}}
* An episode of ''[[New Amsterdam]]'' has John help an old colleague who is dying of lead poisoning from a bullet that was never extracted.
* An episode of ''[[New Amsterdam]]'' has John help an old colleague who is dying of lead poisoning from a bullet that was never extracted.
* [[Band of Brothers (TV)|Bull Randleman]] has to have a Dutch farmer do this to him after he is wounded and stuck behind enemy lines. Technically not a bullet (it was shrapnel from an exploding British tank), but the concept remains the same.
* [[Band of Brothers (TV series)|Bull Randleman]] has to have a Dutch farmer do this to him after he is wounded and stuck behind enemy lines. Technically not a bullet (it was shrapnel from an exploding British tank), but the concept remains the same.
* In the ''[[Supernatural]]'' episode "Death's Door", Sam and Dean take the fact that the hospital staff was not rushing to remove the bullet as confirmation that said staff had given up hope of saving the victim {{spoiler|Bobby Singer. Also, the Reaper that comes for Bobby tells him that the bullet in his head is killing his brain.}}
* In the ''[[Supernatural]]'' episode "Death's Door", Sam and Dean take the fact that the hospital staff was not rushing to remove the bullet as confirmation that said staff had given up hope of saving the victim {{spoiler|Bobby Singer. Also, the Reaper that comes for Bobby tells him that the bullet in his head is killing his brain.}}
** Played straight in "Born Under A Born Sign" where Jo digs a bullet out of Dean's shoulder so he does not need to seek further medical attention.
** Played straight in "Born Under A Born Sign" where Jo digs a bullet out of Dean's shoulder so he does not need to seek further medical attention.
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* Played straight in ''[[Ace Attorney|Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney]]'', where a gangster was shot in the chest, miraculously survived and had an operation to remove the bullet, or else he'd die in six months. Justified by the bullet's location, extremely close to the aorta.
* Played straight in ''[[Ace Attorney|Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney]]'', where a gangster was shot in the chest, miraculously survived and had an operation to remove the bullet, or else he'd die in six months. Justified by the bullet's location, extremely close to the aorta.
** But averted with {{spoiler|Von Karma}} in the first game. The villain has had a bullet lodged in their shoulder for 15 years, and its presence is key to solving the case.
** But averted with {{spoiler|Von Karma}} in the first game. The villain has had a bullet lodged in their shoulder for 15 years, and its presence is key to solving the case.
* Played absolutely straight in ''[[Resident Evil 2]]''. Leon [[Taking the Bullet|Takes The Bullet]] for Ada. Ada then says that she has to remove the bullet. She does so, even though they are in a sewer (thus increasing the risk of infection), she has no apparent implements to do so, [[Zombie Apocalypse|there's a zombie virus loose]] and Leon's presumably covered in zombie fluids (increasing the chance, that should he die, he'll become a zombie), and [[Worst Aid|she bandages his wounds on the outside of his uniform.]]
* Played absolutely straight in ''[[Resident Evil 2 (Video Game)]]''. Leon [[Taking the Bullet|Takes The Bullet]] for Ada. Ada then says that she has to remove the bullet. She does so, even though they are in a sewer (thus increasing the risk of infection), she has no apparent implements to do so, [[Zombie Apocalypse|there's a zombie virus loose]] and Leon's presumably covered in zombie fluids (increasing the chance, that should he die, he'll become a zombie), and [[Worst Aid|she bandages his wounds on the outside of his uniform.]]
* In ''[[Metal Gear Solid 3]]'', Snake is able to dig out bullets, arrows and various other projectiles from his body with his knife. Doing this ingame will cause the wounds to heal faster, but leaving them over time will cause the wounds to naturally heal around them, leaving the projectile in the for remainder of the game.
* In ''[[Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater]]'', Snake is able to dig out bullets, arrows and various other projectiles from his body with his knife. Doing this ingame will cause the wounds to heal faster, but leaving them over time will cause the wounds to naturally heal around them, leaving the projectile in the for remainder of the game.




== Webcomics ==
== Webcomics ==
* In ''[[Cuanta Vida (Webcomic)|Cuanta Vida]]'', Scout is shot in the arm. He doesn't want to go to the Medic, so Pyro removes it for him. Possibly justified as Pyro (probably) isn't a doctor, and might not know any better.
* In ''[[Cuanta Vida]]'', Scout is shot in the arm. He doesn't want to go to the Medic, so Pyro removes it for him. Possibly justified as Pyro (probably) isn't a doctor, and might not know any better.
* In ''[[Last Res 0 rt]]'', Scout Arael in her civilian wear removes a sniper's bullet from Jigsaw's chest -- of course, it may be justified not only because we don't know if it's some kind of futuristic bullet, but also in that [[Our Vampires Are Different|Jigsaw is a vampire]] -- so it's possible she was "staked" by the bullet, requiring its removal.
* In ''[[Last Res0rt]]'', Scout Arael in her civilian wear removes a sniper's bullet from Jigsaw's chest -- of course, it may be justified not only because we don't know if it's some kind of futuristic bullet, but also in that [[Our Vampires Are Different|Jigsaw is a vampire]] -- so it's possible she was "staked" by the bullet, requiring its removal.
* Possibly justified in ''[[Freakangels]]'', as apparently the bullet remaining in the wound screws up their [[Healing Factor]] somehow or other, and in any case the two individuals we see getting shot are neither in the presence of [[The Medic]] or especially well-equipped with brains.
* Possibly justified in ''[[Freak Angels]]'', as apparently the bullet remaining in the wound screws up their [[Healing Factor]] somehow or other, and in any case the two individuals we see getting shot are neither in the presence of [[The Medic]] or especially well-equipped with brains.


== Web Original ==
== Web Original ==
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== [[Western Animation]] ==
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* In [[The Simpsons (Animation)|The Simpsons]] episode "Simple Simpson", after Homer (as the Pie Man) gets shot in the arm, Lisa later finds him in the kitchen digging the bullet out of his arm with a butcher knife, while naming the things the knife is touching (including "vein", "nerve" and "bone").
* In [[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]] episode "Simple Simpson", after Homer (as the Pie Man) gets shot in the arm, Lisa later finds him in the kitchen digging the bullet out of his arm with a butcher knife, while naming the things the knife is touching (including "vein", "nerve" and "bone").
* Something of an aversion in [[The Venture Bros]]. When Phantom Limb [[Enemy Mine|rescues Brock Samson]], he gives the following comment:
* Something of an aversion in [[The Venture Bros]]. When Phantom Limb [[Enemy Mine|rescues Brock Samson]], he gives the following comment:
{{quote| '''Phantom Limb:''' No, don't get up. You've been shot. Sadly, it wasn't fatal. I've removed the bullet and three others, a blowgun dart, two sharks teeth, the tip of a bayonet, a twisted paper clip and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn to duck. }}
{{quote| '''Phantom Limb:''' No, don't get up. You've been shot. Sadly, it wasn't fatal. I've removed the bullet and three others, a blowgun dart, two sharks teeth, the tip of a bayonet, a twisted paper clip and a meager handful of buckshot. You may want to learn to duck. }}