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* ''[[After War Gundam X]]'' brings up Garrod Ran being hit on from the get go by [[Ms. Fanservice]] Ennil El, who obviously wants him. Sure, she was also engaging him in a business deal, but a blind man could tell she wanted to nail the guy.<br />'''You'd expect''': Sure, he had some reason to be paranoid about her stealing the GX-9900 G-Controller after they got laid, but considering how [[Crazy Prepared]] he usually is, he could've planned ahead, got his rocks off, and both parties could've walked away somewhat better than they did.<br />'''Instead''': He holds a gun on her, which pisses her off for most of the series, and was retroactively responsible for a LOT of things he could have avoided.
* ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam AGE]]'' gives us the Veigan who have just found out {{spoiler|that a teenage girl named Yurin L'Ciel is an X-Rounder - alias the AGE version of a Newtype}}. They REALLY want that person as an ally, specially considering that {{spoiler|the other X-Rounder they have handy is an unstable [[Enfante Terrible]], Desil Galette.}}<br />'''You'd expect''': That they go to {{spoiler|Yurin}}'s home, {{spoiler|forcibly recruit her, train her as a pilot and in the use of her abilities and then make her a top pilot. (And maybe get her [[Brainwashed and Crazy]], if needed.) It sorta worked in 00 with Louise, after all.}}<br />'''Instead''': The Veigan {{spoiler|catch a hold of the girl... and then they merely strap her to a cockpit and use her as a living amplifier for the psychopathic Desil's own powers. Predictably, they lose a potentially ''very'' strong [[Dark Magical Girl]] of sorts when she gets killed in battle -- by ''Desil'', of all people.}}
** The other part of the plan is just as stupid. {{spoiler|Yurin is a very peaceful and sweet person who lives more or less in peace with her adopted father and has a crush on a certain boy named Flit Asuno aka [[The Hero]] of the story.}} It doesn't look like recruiting {{spoiler|her}} willingly will be easy...<br />'''You'd expect''': That {{spoiler|they [[Hostage Situation|terrify her into submission]] via [[I Have Your Wife|shooting or capturing her father]] or telling her that, if she doesn't join in, they'll endanger the colony. Or just tell her that they'll kill her if she doesn't collaborate. Or, as said before, having her [[Brainwashed and Crazy]] wouldn't be out of the question.}}<br />'''Instead''': {{spoiler|Desil just goes to Yurin and tells her "Come with us, or you'll never see Flit again". '''[[Idiot Ball|And it works]]'''. Not only the threat doesn't seem to be half as convincing or tragic as the alternatives mentioned, but it makes poor Yurin look like a total idiot too. [[It Gets Worse|And as seen above, it works as well as expected.]].}}
** When Asemu was about to steal the Vagan X-rounder helmet, Dique appeared.<br />'''You'd expect''': That he would make sure Asemu left first and locked the door behind him.<br />'''Instead''': He puts it back to the glass case and.... leaves Asemu in the room. Cue sound of something breaking.
** As a child, Arabel Zoi {{spoiler|sees Grodek Ainoa gun down his father. Grodek tells him that doing so was his only purpose in a shattered life, and that Arabel is destined to follow the same path.}}<br />'''You'd expect''': That Arabel {{spoiler|would not accept the life philosophy handed to him by a stranger who murdered his dad and do something else, if only to spite Grodek.}}<br />'''Instead''': He {{spoiler|devotes his life to [[You Killed My Father|getting revenge on Grodek]] and ends up as an [[Unwitting Pawn]] to the Federation in the process. Right after knifing Grodek in the kidneys, he himself is shot by [[State Sec|Federation agents]].}}
* ''[[Mobile Fighter G Gundam]]'' has a lot of examples courtesy of [[Idiot Hero|Domon Kasshu]], and here's one of the more [[Egregious]] ones: Schwarz Bruder has been teaching Domon how to unlock the true potential of his [[Super Mode]] by achieving a serene state of mind, rather than the [[Unstoppable Rage]] that leads Domon to accidentally activate it. Master Asia arrives before Domon's training is complete and goads Domon mercilessly to get mad and use his Super Mode to fight.<br />'''You'd expect:''' Domon to listen to Schwarz and not rise to Master Asia's bait. Master Asia is very definitely Domon's enemy and every action he's taken since revealing his [[Face Heel Turn]] has been against Domon. If he's telling Domon "Get mad! Get mad! Get so mad it drives you mad!" while Schwarz is desperately pointing out exactly what Master Asia is doing and that Domon needs to keep his cool, Domon really should listen to the latter.<br />'''Instead:''' Domon gets mad and activates his supermode.<br />'''Result:''' Master Asia completely curbstomps Domon, forcing Schwarz to go [[Big Damn Heroes]] and incur serious injury.
** Another shiner from Domon. After the tag team match with Argo, Graham, and Allenby ends in disaster, medivac crews are called in. Domon tells Rain to stay with Allenby, but the EMTs brush her aside and take off without her, in full sight of everyone present. When they visit the hospital later, Allenby has vanished.<br />'''You'd expect''': That Domon would ask Rain to search for her and enlist the help of the Shuffle Alliance. Just that. That's all you have to do.<br />'''Instead''': He flips his lid and blames the entire thing on Rain, bawling her out in the middle of the hospital and saying she's worthless as a doctor and a crewmate. Even though, as mentioned, he saw everything as well.
*** Not surprisingly, Rain feels horrible after this and, having been told that she not worthy of being on Domon's crew, resigns from his crew. Unfortunately, the next match is against Schwarz Bruder, who nobody has beaten.<br />'''You'd expect''': That Domon would realize what a jerk he was and go apologize to Rain.<br />'''Instead''': He's utterly dumbfounded that she would leave the crew and treats it as a huge betrayal (even ''before'' she turns up in a German flag mask) and sulks like a five-year-old, refusing to work with Rain's replacement. This results in a key flaw in God Gundam going undiagnosed until the middle of the match, when it's too late to do anything. {{spoiler|Luckily, Schwarz set up a [[Batman Gambit]] to get Domon to realize what a moron he was being and Rain is able to fix the Gundam, but it still ends with Schwarz nearly dead. Again.}}
* [[Mirai Nikki]] gives us the standoff between Yuki and his Dad, after finding out he'd lied about coming back to the family to kill Yuki and had stabbed his Mom to death while fleeing.<br />'''You'd expect''': Yuki to completely reject his father's apology, and maybe even try to kill him. Or at least take it with a grain of salt, given how much he'd lied to Yuki at that point.<br />'''Instead''': He totally forgives his father, and even vows to go stargazing with him after his sentence is over. And when his father bites it, he grieves for him just as much as his Mom, promising to bring BOTH of them back. It's as if his dad had lied about taking him to the arcade or something—and he accepts the apology without questioning it once. [[What the Hell, Hero?]]?
* ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh! GX (anime)|Yu-Gi-Oh GX]]'':
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* In ''[[Canaan]]'', Hakko is led to a room in the "Factory", where she finds someone sitting in a chair in Liang Qi's clothes, facing away from her.<br />'''You'd Expect''': Hakko makes sure that it is indeed the evil Liang Qi who is sitting there, especially since it's rather suspicious she would simply be waiting for Hakko to arrive, considering Hakko's deadly power.<br />'''Instead''': Hakko begins talking right away, unleashing her deadly voice upon the hapless victim in the chair—which for her is about the same as rushing into the room with guns ablaze. Of course, the person in the chair is ''not'' Liang Qi, but {{spoiler|her captured lover, dressed in Liang's clothes}}.
* ''[[NEEDLESS]]''. Uten, a needless with the ability to turn anything invisible, needs to find the location of our heroes' hideouts. He happens to chance upon two of them while they're out shopping.<br />'''You'd Expect:''' Powers. Of. Invisibility. He only needs to shadow them back to base to succeed. This ain't rocket science, kids.<br />'''Instead:''' Uten sets up an extremely contrived trap for the two and tries to make them believe he's almighty and knows magic by turning parts of the building invisible, so he can interrogate them into revealing the base's location (changing gears midway into 'killing them and search corpses for clues'). He fails miserably. And dies. At no point does he even try to use his invisibility to escape when things have gone pear-shaped. Truly one for the record books.
* ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam Wing|Gundam Wing Endless Waltz]]'': It's just after the boys had defeated both Oz and White Fang and everything seems peaceful for now..<br />'''You'd Expect:''' They'd put the Gundams away somewhere safe just in case they're ever needed again.<br />'''Instead:''' Four out of the five load their Gundams in a rocket and launch it towards the sun. Meanwhile, a new group of bad guys pops up, takes Relena hostage, and starts wrecking havoc. On top of that, the one Gundam pilot who didn't go along with the hair-brained idea to launch them into the sun, ''[[Face Heel Turn|JOINS THE FRAKING BAD GUYS!]]''
** Even better is the fact that after realizing that even if they defeat all the enemies they know, there may be more enemies hidden and they may need the Gundams to fight again...<br />'''You'd Expect:''' They would have learned from the lesson they just finished recieving and put the Gundams away somewhere safe just in case they're ever needed again like they '''JUST WERE'''.<br />'''Instead:''' They go through with their initial plan and destroy all their Gundams...
* In ''[[Fushigi Yuugi]]'', right in the beginning, Miaka has a ''huge'' [[What an Idiot!]] moment. After travelling into Ancient China and meeting Tamahome, they both witness a procession for the Emperor. Tamahome comments jokingly that in exchange for his help, he wants her to get him a jewel from the Emperor's crown.<br />'''You'd Expect:''' That she'd either 1. realize he's [["Just Joking" Justification|joking]], or 2. try to think up a plan to help him steal it.<br />'''Instead:''' She runs up to the Emperor's palanquin and yells at him to give her a jewel from his crown, grabbing onto his palanquin and ripping and breaking part of it. This has the expected result of the guards seizing her and attempting to execute her. This is especially ridiculous when one considers that, even ''without'' [[Culture Blind|ignorance of culture differences]], this action would pretty much be the equivalent of running up to the President of her country while he's in his car, tugging on the car door and breaking part of it, while screaming at him to give her 5000 bucks. And this is all played as if Miaka is an "average junior high school student" who has a reasonable education, instead of someone with a high amount of brain damage.
** Also in ''[[Fushigi Yuugi]]'', Yui and Miaka both spend some time unconscious, with their last memories being men trying to attack them.<br />'''You'd Expect:''' That both, despite their understandable distress, would take a moment to assess their physical situation. For example, the fact that they were still wearing exactly what they were wearing when they passed out, including intact underwear. That they had no bruises, no cuts, no bumps, and maybe going so far as to check and find that their hymens were still perfectly intact. Or if they were too shy to check themselves, Miaka at least was a highly honored priestess in a civilized nation, and could have had a midwife from the Emperor's harem check her out and assure her of her virginity.<br />'''Instead:''' Both immediately assume that they were brutally raped, and now have nothing but revenge and misery and deep, deep shame left to them. Presumably they both know by this point about the mechanics of sex, including ejaculation... or they could just ask why on Earth their rapists bothered to put clean panties back on them when they were done.
* In ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam 00|Gundam 00]]'', the Trinity siblings have been indiscriminately killing civilians in their attacks and even worse, Nena Trinity bombed a wedding party twice just for the lulz. People think that this was done by Celestial Being.<br />'''You'd Expect:''' Some kind of statement by Celestial Being that while they [[He Who Fights Monsters|are essentially terrorists trying to end war by bombing the hell out of the world's armies]], they aren't ''that'' crazy, and for them to put a bounty on the Trinity siblings.<br />'''Instead:''' Although Celestial Being does try to attack the Trinitys, they make no such statement leading to the nations of the world uniting ''against them''. They reason that this might have been the [[Zero-Approval Gambit|ultimate plan]] of their founder, and so while slightly troubled, think that this is a valid way of getting world peace.
** Patrick Colasour. 'Nuff said. Patrick is this trope incarnate. Despite having fought the Gundams about 10 times by the end of season 2 and survived blowing up, getting left behind in a desert with pure uranium under the sand and blowing up in space, he still hasn't learnt anything by the time the ELS attack in the movie.<br />'''You'd Expect:''' Patrick stays in formation with the rest of the GN-X IV's and carefully destroys the approaching ELS:<br />'''Instead:''' Patrick breaks formation as the first pilot and charges at the ELS, shouting "THIS IS FOR MY COLONEL!". This ends with him charging right into an ELS, thus getting his GN-X IV assimilated, but not before Gundam Zabanya rips Patrick out of his cockpit and leaves him drifting around in a pilot suit in the middle of the battlefield.
*** As expected of Patrick, whenever he talks to his wife, Kati Mannequin, he keeps saying "Colonel". Every time he says this in season 2 and the movie, Kati corrects him.
*** In the Movie, when Kati is looking at some intel on the ELS late at night, Patrick joins her. She eventually says she has no idea what the ELS are, and Patrick suggests they could be "Evil Space Aliens". Kati responds kiddingly by saying "You idiot. With you, even serious things sound stupid!"
*** Already a bit after half-way through season 2, when he is piloting the plane with Kati onboard.
{{quote|'''Patrick:''' Why can't I get to pilot a Mobile Suit?
'''Kati:''' They say you're immortal, right? I want to make use of that.
'''Patrick:''' ALRIGHT! }}
*** In season 1, when Patrick arrives a bit too late and gets slapped by his new superior, Kati, for being late. He immediately falls in love with her, despite what one might expect.
* On ''[[One Piece]]'', a bunch of people ate mystical fruit that gave them superpowers but made them unable to swim.<br />'''You'd Expect:''' Them to immediately take a sturdy merchant ship to the nearest continent and live out their lives in a low-moisture area.<br />'''Instead:''' They keep living on a string of islands, and half of them work as ''sailors''.
** Eating a devil fruit has the potential to give the eater ''insane'' powers, which can be useful when everyone's searching for a [[MacGuffin|legendary treasure]]. Historically, many [[Truth in Television|real life]] pirates also can't swim.