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Line 1: {{~~trope~~Just for Fun}} [[File:~~Portal_Wheatley_1943~~Portal Wheatley 1943.png\|link=Portal 2 ~~(Video Game)~~\|right]] {{quote\| "''He's not just a regular moron. [[Blatant Lies\|He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.]]''"~~<br />~~ --'''[[~~G La DOS~~GLaDOS]]''', on me. ~~<br />~~ ''Wait, wait, wait. How did this get here? Seriously, '''[[That Liar Lies\|don't trust her.]]''''' }} {{quote\|"'''''[[Punctuated! ~~for~~For! Emphasis!\|I! AM NOT! A MORON!]]'''''"\|'''Myself''', pretty much sums it, yeah.}} Hello! So, uh...yes. This is...a page. My page. All mine. Nothing to do with...[[~~G La DOS~~GLaDOS\|her...]] So, yes. This is my page. Its, um, very nice. A little bit sparse, but y'know, working on it. Why don't you go ahead an read it? I mean, its no [[The Prince\|Machiavelli]] - which I've read, by the way - but its very interesting. Also, on an unrelated note, anyone kind enough to conduct some kind of {{spoiler\|space}} rescue mission for me or if someone happens to pass by {{spoiler\|near the moon}}, [http://youtu.be/yok7eyyKM3Q here are my coordinates]. ---- ~~===~~ {{tropelist\|What's a trope? Is this a trope? ...''These'' are tropes, aren't they. Ooh. My bad, my bad. Blame me. Blame the innocent little core. Just like humans. ~~===~~}} * [[Adorkable]]: I'm handsome! I'm dashing, really. Not a dork. Not a moron. Handsome. Not awkward, not dorky. Just...just dashing. * {{spoiler\|[[Affably Evil]]}}: "Affable" is a good thing, right? * [[AIA.I. Is a Crapshoot]]: Oh, way to keep it classy. * [[The Alcoholic]]: I just- I just ''had'' to test. * [[All Girls Like Ponies]]: And boybands...right? * {{spoiler\|[[The Atoner]]:}} I'm sorry, I really am. I was out of control. * [[Berserk Button]]: The "moron" thing. Also, please don't use "idiot". * [[Blue Eyes\|Blue Eye]] * [[Booby Trap]]: I know how to get around them ''and'' how to make them. * [[Boss Battle]]: Oooh, that sounds very impressive, doesn't it? * {{spoiler\|[[Brainwashed and Crazy]]}}: Yeah, you try being stuck in ''her'' body, and see how well you hold up. * [[British Accent]]: Yeah, I've got one. Makes me sound pretty distinguished, doesn't it? * [[Buffy-Speak]]: You versus me, Holmes versus Moriarty, Aristotle versus ''smashy-spike-plate!'' * [[The Cake Is a Lie]]: I- I don't even know what this means. Why is it here?▼ * [[Cute Machines]]: ''Of course.'' * [[Dangerously Genre Savvy]]: See? Not a moron! * {{spoiler\|[[Evil Is Petty]]}}: I wasn't ''that'' bad, was I? * {{spoiler\|[[Face Heel Turn]]:}} Weeeeell...yes... * [[Gratuitous Spanish]]: Okay, I might not know what I'm saying in Spanish, but I can always look it up. * [[Idiot Ball]]: That's...that's brilliant, that is. Low. Thanks for the hate crime, mate. * [[Informed Flaw]]: The idiot thing. I'm really very clever. * [[Logic Bomb]]: What, that stupid "This question is false" thing? Easy. The answer is "true". * [[Motor Mouth]] * [[Mr. Fanservice]]: You love me. You know you do. * [[Know-Nothing Know-It-All]]: Hey! I know plenty of stuff! ''I am not a moron''. * [[Non-Human Sidekick]]: Sidekick? Hardly! Especially not to a human...er, not that there's anything wrong with that. * [[Not That There's Anything Wrong ~~With~~with That]]: Really, some of my best friends are adopted. And human. Human and adopted. * [[Percussive Maintenance]]: It's called "hacking." * [[Punctuated! ~~for~~For! Emphasis!]]: I! AM NOT! A MORON! ▲* [[The Cake Is a Lie]]: I- I don't even know what this means. Why is it here? ---- {{quote\| '''[[Wheatley]]:''' Where do you think you are going? Come back!~~<br />~~ '''Announcer:''' Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the ''Back'' button or any of the provided links in this page.~~<br />~~ '''[[~~G La DOS~~GLaDOS]]:''' Go press the button! Go press it!~~<br />~~ '''Wheatley:''' Don't press it! We're not quite done yet. Look, look, I can make things up. Umm,...~~<br />~~ '''GLaDOS:''' We're so close! Go press the button!~~<br />~~ '''Wheatley:''' Do not. Press. That. Button.~~<br />~~ '''GLaDOS:''' Do press it!~~<br />~~ '''Wheatley:''' Don't press the button! }} {{reflist}} ~~[[Category:Orphaned/Self Demonstrating/Character Pages]]~~ [[Category:Just for Fun]] [[Category:Wheatley]] [[Category:~~Trope~~Self-Demonstrating Article]] [[Category:Portal 2]]