While You Were in Diapers: Difference between revisions

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{{quote|'''Flash:''' So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does "Master Bruce" rent you for parties?~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Flash:''' So, Jeeves, do you come with the place or does "Master Bruce" rent you for parties?

'''Alfred:''' I've been in service here since [[Batman|the master]] was in diapers.<br />

'''Flash:''' Now there's an image.|''[[Justice League (animation)|Justice League]]''}}

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** In the ''[[Star Trek: Voyager]]'' episode "Message in a Bottle," ''Voyager'' 's EMH tells the ''Prometheus'''s EMH Mark II that "I was saving ''Voyager'' from annihilation when you were only a gleam in your programmer's eye!"

* Sheriff Teasle does this to illustrate why he's so determined to find and kill ''[[Rambo]]'' after the latter had accidentally caused his asshole deputy's death:

{{quote| '''Teasle:''' ''Look, goddamn it! That's Art Galt, boy; me and him were friends when your mama was still'' wipin' your '''nose!!'''}}

{{quote|'''Teasle:''' ''Look, goddamn it! That's Art Galt, boy; me and him were friends when your mama was still'' wipin' your '''nose!!'''}}

* A variation, but with upbringing instead of age, is done in ''[[Battlefield Earth (film)|Battlefield Earth]]''.

{{quote| "While you were still learning how to ''[[Large Ham|spell your name]]'', I was being trained ''[[Chewing the Scenery|to conquer galaxies]]''!"}}

{{quote|"While you were still learning how to ''[[Large Ham|spell your name]]'', I was being trained ''[[Chewing the Scenery|to conquer galaxies]]''!"}}

* In ''[[Blue Thunder]]'', Braddock says he's was in the police force when new recruit Lymangood was "watching cartoons" and "eating a fudgesical".

* A variant of this occurs in [[Point Break]] with Gary Busey telling Keanu Reeves " I was takin' shrapnel in Khe Sanh when you were crappin' in your hands and rubbin' it on your face!"

* From ''[[O Brother, Where Art Thou?]]''

{{quote| '''Vernon T. Waldrip:''' I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign. Especially to work for a man who lacks moral fiber.~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Vernon T. Waldrip:''' I can't switch sides in the middle of a campaign. Especially to work for a man who lacks moral fiber.

'''Pappy O'Daniel:''' Moral fiber? Why, you little pasty-face sumbitch. I invented moral fiber! Pappy O'Daniel was displaying rectitude and high-mindedness when that egghead you work for was still messing his drawers! }}

* One elf in ''[[The Santa Clause]]'' dislikes [[Really Seven Hundred Years Old|being mistaken for a kid]]. "I have pointy shoes that are older than you."

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== [[Web Comics]] ==

* ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]]'':

{{quote| '''Riboflavin''': "Please! I invented this cloak design when your great great great great great grandpa was a larva, and nobody knows how it works but me. We're fine!"}}

{{quote|'''Riboflavin''': "Please! I invented this cloak design when your great great great great great grandpa was a larva, and nobody knows how it works but me. We're fine!"}}

== [[Western Animation]] ==

* [[The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|Captain Rescue]] took offense at being called an 'oldtimer' by Sonic in the episode 'Over The Hill Hero', retorting that he had been saving mobius from bad guys since Sonic was a 'hedgehoglet'.

* In one episode of ''[[Cow and Chicken]]'', a new school bully starts picking on the kids that the previous bully picked on. The after the new bully twists the noses of two kids, the original bully tells him:

{{quote| '''Original Bully:''' Isn't nose-twisting a little old? My granny taught me that when I was still in diapers!~~<br />~~

{{quote|'''Original Bully:''' Isn't nose-twisting a little old? My granny taught me that when I was still in diapers!

'''New Bully:''' Oh, just this morning then? }}