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* From ''[[Pushing Daisies]]'': "You love secrets. You want to marry secrets and have little half-human half-secrets babies."
* When Lisa becomes a vegetarian on ''[[The Simpsons]]'', annoying twins Sherri and Terri ask her if she's going to marry a carrot. She sarcastically replies "Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot". The twins (whether intentionally or not) miss her sarcasm and giggle madly that she admitted it.
** In another episode, Homer becomes a minister and starts officiating gay marriages. When Lovejoy complains and cites the Bible, Homer says "[[Why Don't You Marry It?]]" and then pronounces them man and wife- with Lovejoy as the wife.
** In another episode, Homer goes to Africa to become a missionary (and evade collectors). Two natives told him what Craig and Amy (Homer's predecessors) were doing before leaving and Homer was so upset from hearing about them he asked the two natives why they didn't marry Craig and Amy. One native, showing that he [[Does Not Understand Sarcasm]], told the other he knew they should have asked.
* The ''spEak You're bRanes'' blog has the URL ''ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com''. Comes from the overuse of this phrase in the [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/talking_point/default.stm Have Your Say] comments that the blog is dedicated to mocking ("If you like China so much, why don't you go live there?")
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== "Probably has a fetish for it." ==
* Yami mocking Kaiba for his "dragon fetish" in episode 14 of ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''. Then there's the whole thing with Kisara... <ref>[[Word of God|Takahashi]] has stated that Kaiba's fixation with the Blue Eyes is meant to reflect Priest Seto's relationship with Kisara, although Kaiba's conscious/stated reason is that the BEWD is one of the cornerstones of his absolute beatdown strategy, especially in that no stronger card without adverse summoning conditions or effects existed, nor were any other copies accessible, thereby giving Kaiba a near-monopoly on beatdown.</ref>
** "Believe me, I've looked into it."
* ''[[Lonelygirl15]]'' fans joke that Jonas Wharton has a bathtub fetish, seeing as there are so many scenes of him in the bath.
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