Why You Should Destroy the Planet Earth: Difference between revisions

## Worse yet - because they invented [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|this site]].

## Because they even have sites [[Humans Are Insane|discussing the reasons for their own destruction!]]

# Because [[Aliens Are Bastards]].

## It would bring [[Proud Warrior Race|glory to your race]].

## [[Disproportionate Retribution|Because you got a traffic ticket]] last time you visited Earth and are [[Hair-Trigger Temper|real sore about it]].

## Because your reasons are [[Eldritch Abomination|utterly incomprehensible]].

# Because Aliens are ''[[Eldritch Abomination|alien]].'' And [[Horde of Alien Locusts|hungry.]]

## [[I'm a Humanitarian|Humans]] taste [[To Serve Man|yummy.]]

## Because Earth is [[Sarcasm Mode|clearly]] a hideous [[Death World]] with a poisonous atmosphere and creatures nothing short of [[Eldritch Abominations]]. It is [[Starfish Aliens|your race's]] ''[[Necessarily Evil|duty]]'' to eliminate this terror from the universe.

## Because humans (or their [[Our Souls Are Different|souls or something]]) [[Powered by a Forsaken Child|make a good power source]], say perhaps because your race can [[Puella Magi Madoka Magica|harvest the energy of their emotions]] by engaging in vaguely [[Deal with the Devil|Faustian]] bargains with humans, and destroying the Earth is the fastest way to get all all those little emotions.

# [[Omnicidal Maniac|Because You Can.]]

## Because [[Break the Cutie|you had a bad day]], [[The Woobie|everyone hates or bullies you]], and [[God Is Evil|God]] and [[Crapsack World|the world]] are [[The Chew Toy|bent on making you suffer,]] while being unable to commit suicide alone, and [[Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds|the only way to make it stop is]] [[Suicidal Cosmic Temper Tantrum|subjecting all to euthanasia]]. ''Waaaaaah!'' Or getting [[There Are No Therapists|therapy]], but that's expensive.